05x13 - Planet of the Turtleoids: Episode 1

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Hey, dudes,
what time is it?

TV Time.
Tinkering time.

Practice time.

No way, dudes.
It's pizza time.

Cowabunga!

Michelangelo, we have got
to get you a new hobby.

Hey, bud,
pizza isn't my hobby.

It's my life's work.

Now for some major scarfing,

thanks to the miracle
of frozen pizza.

Oh, no!
The fridge is frozen solid!

If that's true,
we'll all go hungry.

Truly, this is
a food crisis
[gasping]

of epic proportions.

Relax.
We can handle this.

Yeah, the fridge
hasn't been built

that can get the best
of the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles!

Let's take it, guys!

[All]
Turtle power!

[Shredder]
Krang, we must fix
the heating units.

Can't you see I'm busy?

We must repair
the heaters now.

Do you know what
it's like going around

in this cold weather
in a metal costume?

Finishing this mutagen
is more important.

An extra batch of mutants

could help us get
the Technodrome free.

We'll all freeze
before that happens

if you don't fix
those heatinCome on!

Oh, very well.

Gee, Boss.
Can we help?

Definitely not.

You two boneheads
would only make it worse.

But we just
wanna be useful.

Then clean up this lab
and stay out of trouble.

Okay, Boss.

Sheesh, what a mess.

Yeah.
[snorts]

A mutant's work
is never done.

Oh, man.

Don't tell me
this is gonna be

another mutant story.

Isn't everybody
sick of them by now?

Besides, we should be
the top mutants around here.

Right. Who needs
the competition?

So, uh,
what do you say

we do something
about it?

[snorting, chuckling]

[chuckling]

Our legions of fans
will thank us for this.

[Both laughing]

Man, we're getting,
like, nowhere.

[sigh]
We've been chipping away
for almost an hour,

yet it's just
as frozen as ever.

That's because somebody
around here

hasn't been pulling
his weight.

Yeah. Donatello split.

No, I haven't.
I've whipped up
something to help us.

You could have fooled me.

It looks more like
something to hurt us.

No, it's a heat ray.

It works!

Whoa, this heat ray
is totally cool.

Whaah!

Whoa!
Look out, dude!

Turn it off!

Thanks, Donatello,
for another really
hot idea.

Aren't you two
finished in here yet?

Aah!

My mutagen!
What happened to it?

Uh...

it, uh,
accidentally spilled.

Where?

Out that porthole.

I don't believe it!

What a waste
of perfectly good mutagen!

That stuff doesn't grow
on trees, you know.

[rumbling]

Oh, man,
it's a good thing

Master Splinter
isn't here to see this.

Luckily, he won't be back

from his meditation retreat
until tomorrow.

Yeah, which is
about how long

it may take us
to get the fridge
defrosted.

Look.
I'm beginning
to hate that appliance.

Well, back to work.

[All]
Turtle power!

[rumbling]

You two are in big trouble.

Aah!
Hey! Hey!

Uh, sounds like
we're all in big trouble.

There's something
outside the Technodrome.

What in blazes?

What the devil is it?

The mutagen
must have interacted

with billions and billions
of microorganisms in the ice

to form a gigantic
ice mutant!

Aw, gee, I guess
this is gonna be

another mutant story
after all.

[roaring]

[All shouting]

No!

We must stop that thing
before it destroys us.

[roaring]

Whoa!
Whoa!

Mama!

Hey! Hey! Don't!
I helped make you!

Whoa!

[groans]

Oh, is that thing
hurting you?

I'll help.

There. All better.

This is what I get
for being a Good Samaritan.

[groaning]

[All]
No!

Oh, no! No! Stop that!

Bad ice monster.
Bad, bad, bad.

Now put me back.

It's obeying Bebop.

Do you realize
what this means?

We can use that creature

to get us free
of this ice bed.

Yes. One good shove
ought to do it.

Hey, big buddy!

Push this whole place
out of the ice,
would you?

That's it.

Give a really
big push.

I knew I should have made
that home thicker.

[roaring]

Bebop! Make it stop!

Hey, Frosty,
knock it off, huh?

Cut it out already.

He'll smash this place
to pieces

before he gets us loose.

Blast it!

A hundred-foot-tall
ice monster

must be
good for something.

I've got it.

There's a new thermal expl*sive
being developed

at a defense base
outside the city.

So? What's that got
to do with him?

With Bebop leading him,

that creature
should easily be able

to enter the defense compound
and steal the device.

Mush, Frosty! Mush!

[Donatello]
Man, this fridge
is cranking out frost

faster than we
can chip it away.

Why don't we just unplug it?

Huh. How come
I never thought of that?

While we're waiting
for that thing to defrost,

let's check up on the news.

This is April O'Neil
at the city harbor,

where what appears to be
a giant ice monster

is floating straight
toward the city.

Giant ice monster?

Oh, swell.

And we couldn't even
handle a refrigerator.

[Michelangelo]
Whoa, mondo bizarro.

[April]
This is April O'Neil
with a citizens' alert.

The giant ice monster
is heading straight
toward the city.

Come on!

[All]
Turtles to the rescue!

[gasp]

Okay, big buddy,
time to hop ashore.

[roaring]

Now, that's what I call
a pretty neat feat.

And he's so violent, too.

I think he takes after me.

Come on. We gotta get
those thermal gizmos.

[crowd screaming]

I'm a hardened reporter,
and I still don't
believe this.

It's as though that creature
was Bebop's pet.

Oh, boy.
This is great.

Nobody's gonna try
to stop us

with this guy
looking after us.

Rocksteady and Bebop!

Turtles!
Have we got
a surprise for you!

Whoa!
Gosh!

[Michelangelo]
Man, there's something
humongous among us.

Maybe this wasn't
such a good idea.

Relax.
Watch me bluff
that thing.

Hey, glacier brain!
Back off!

[roaring]

Whoa!
Heads up!

So much for bluffing.

Hey, it was worth a try.

Now it's this dude's turn.

Pull, amigos!

I guess he doesn't realize
the pull we have in this town.

[roaring]

Whoa!
Whoa!

Hee hee! Looks like
you're suffering

from watermelon
on the brain.

Whoa, our regular moves
aren't working, compadres.

There's no way
we can fight
that ice creature.

But we can sure handle
its playmates.

All right, you two.

Pack up that overgrown
ice cube and clear out!

Oh, yeah? Make us.

Gotcha!

Frosty! Help!

[roaring]

You know, I was afraid
he might do that.

Holy smokes!

This guy makes
instant blizzards.

My little Frosty
is so talented.

Well, that was fun.

Which winter sport
shall we try next?

Now all we have
to worry about is--

[All]
Avalanche!

So much
for them Turtles.

Now let's get
them thermal gizmos.

Come on, Frosty.

Thermal gizmos?
I better follow them.

It's the Channel 6
building.

Oh, this is great.

We can really mess
that place up.

Yeah, I always say,

"If it ain't busted,
bust it."

[Both chuckling]

Oh, my gosh.
I've got to warn
the staff!

Hit it, Frosty!

Oh, no!

Guys, you've got
to get out of here!

Now she tells us.
[roaring]

Isn't science wonderful?

With our new
climate control system,

I can make
the entire building cooler

with the touch of a button.

I'll have
to have it adjusted.

[All screaming]

[All shouting]

[chuckles]

Boy,
is this ever fun.

Yeah. A regular
winter wonderland.

How poetic.
Let's blast
some more stuff.

Come on, Frosty.
Keep blasting.

[All shouting]

[gasp]

Nobody move.

Thanks for the advice.
I can't anyway.

Look! Those icicles
are about to fall!

Oh, C-C-Courage, girls.

Someone will show up
and rescue us.

Right, and I'll
win the lottery.

[grunt]

If I could just get
my hand free,

I could call the Turtles.

What a mess. Bleah.

I'll bet we're the only
people in the whole city

to be buried by snow
in the middle of July.

Great. I'll call The Book
of Stupid Records.

[Turtlecom beeps]

Guys, help!

We're trapped under tons
of snow at Channel 6!

Hang on, April.
We're coming.

Wait a minute.

So we save April,

but how do we stop
that quick-frozen
Godzilla?

Hey, maybe my heat ray
could do it.

Forget it.
That thing couldn't
stop a snowflake.

Well, maybe not,

but if we hooked it up
to a big enough transmitter,

it might be powerful enough
to melt that creature.

It's worth a try.

Michelango, you go back
to the lair and get it.

We'll meet you
at Channel 6.

Gnarly notion, dudes.

Okay, Donatello,
keep your eye out
for transmitting antennas.

All this snow,
and we don't even
got time to stop and play.

That's what you think.

You-- Why you
snout-nosed wimp.

You realize,
of course,

this means w*r!

Don't worry,
the Turtles will get here.

Is it true

that any loud noise
can dislodge icicles?

Like what kind
of loud noise?

Like a s-sn-snee-- sn--
ahh-- ahh--

No, Vernon. Hold it.

Ah-choo!

Oh, yuck.

[ice cracking]

[All]
Turtle power!

Twinkle-toed Turtles
to the rescue!

Listen, guys.
I heard Rocksteady

say something about
thermal devices.

He was probably
referring to the new
thermal expl*sives

they're stockpiling
at the defense base.

I'll bet they're
planning on having

that ice monster
break in and steal them.

Cowabunga, dudes!

Let's toast
that mega ice cube!

Just in time.
There it is now!

There's a broadcasting
antenna we could use.

[grunt]
There.

Let's hope it works.

Now we gotta get
that creature's attention.

Hey! Slush head!
Over here!

Hey frost-for-brains!

[All shouting]

[roaring]

Uh, I wonder
if we overdid it.

Well, Donatello,
what are you waiting for?

Let him have it!

Oh, no.
What's wrong?

The controls
are frozen solid.

Oh, the heat ray controls
are frozen solid.

[creak]
Uh-oh.
What's that sound?

[Donatello]
The tower,
it's starting to bend.

There.
What do you think?

Mine's better.

Hey, neat.

You made Krang,
and I made Shredder.

Yeah, let's
knock them down.

Yeah, that's
for making us

clean our rooms
all the time.

And that's for
sending us out to look

for stupid things
like thermal expl*sives.

[gasping]

Thermal expl*sives!

We'd better get back
on the job.

Well, what happened
to Frosty?

Duh, I don't know.
We better find him.

The tower can't
take the weight
of all this ice!

Well, now we're even.

I can't take
this whole dumb plot.

[roaring]
Uh-oh.

Hang on!

[All shouting]

What more can happen
to us?

[roaring]

I had to ask.

[Rocksteady]
Yo, Frosty!

Quit fooling around
over there.

We got work to do .

[All gasping]

Wow.
I can't--

What irony.

Saved by Bebop.

Come on.
We've gotta follow them!

[ice creature roaring]

There's the defense base.

Hey, Boss,
we're at the base.

We'll have them
thermal thingies
in no time.

Excellent.
I'm on my way.

So where are they hiding
them thermal things?

Well, that nerdy
scientist type

looks like
he might know.

Okay, chum,
where do you keep
them thermal expl*sives?

That's top-secret information.
I'll never tell.

Yo, Frosty!

[roaring]

O-Of course, I'm willing
to make an exception

for a hundred-foot tall
ice monster!

They're in there.

Whoa!

We got 'em!

You've got the devices.
Good work.

For once, you two
did something right.

Let's go, Turtles!

Come.
We must return

to the Technodrome
at once.

But-- But what
about Frosty?

Forget him.

He'll keep
the Turtles busy

while we make
our escape.

Besides, he won't fit
in the transport module.

But he's
my bestest friend

in the whole world.

Oh, stop sulking!

Once the Technodrome
is free,

we'll come back
for him.

[sobbing]

They've gone!
Yeah.

And it looks like
Bebop's frozen friend

isn't too happy
about it.

Fire!

Even the Army
can't stop that creature.

No, but maybe
we Turtles can

with a little
rocket power.

Excellent idea,
compadre.

Now I'll set the rocket
for these exact coordinates.

This better work, dudes.

It will.

Just yell
good and loud.

Hey, snow cone!

[All shouting]

Okay, Donatello,
let her rip.

We have lift-off.

Hit it,
Michelangelo.
Here goes.

Cowabunga!

Ice creature, go home!

Yeah, from now on,
he'll be Shredder's problem.

There. That's the last
of the thermal devices.

All right, Krang,
you can detonate them.

It's about time.

It worked!
The Technodrome is free!

Engage main engines.

At last, the Technodrome
rolls again.

[rocket approaching]

What in blazes is that?

[grunting, roaring]

It's the ice creature!

And it's melting.

Hey, Frosty!
Come to Papa.

Oh, no. No, no, no.
Take it away!

Wait! Go back!

[Krang]
Oh, no!
It's freezing!

I don't believe this!

We're stuck again,
even deeper than before.

[sniffling]

Some people thought
he was cold,

but to me he was
the warmest guy
in the whole world.

Hey, it's better
to haven frozen
and defrosted

then never
to have frozen at all...

or something like that.

[Donatello]
Man, I do not
want to see

any more ice
for the rest of my life.

Well, at least we got
that refrigerator
defrosted.

Oh, speaking of that,

I got worried that
the pizzas would go bad,

so I plugged it back in.

I hope that's not
a problem.

That thing was turning out
a pound of frost a minute.

Don't worry.
It'll be cool.

Yep, it's, uh--
It's cool, all right.

Well, Michelangelo,
what have you got to say
for yourself now?

Uh, anybody wanna have
a figure-8 contest?

Whoa!