05x19 - Welcome Back Polarisoids

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Okay, which one
of you guys

ate a piece
of the jigsaw puzzle?

Well, don't look at me.

Cardboard pizza's
not a real heavy
favorite of mine.

These things are hard work.
Whose idea was this anyway?

Uh, it was mine.

Remember, my students,
like the body,

the mind also needs
exercising.

But, Sensei,
this puzzle's
a real toughy.

The satisfaction
one attains

from completing
a difficult task

adds to one's
self-esteem.

It says here a child
can put this puzzle together.

Well, that's one kid
I'd like to meet.

[Boy]
Are we there yet?

[Girl]
How come I can't sit
in the front seat?

Children, now don't
annoy your father.

He's trying to steer.

Dear, are you sure
you know where you're going?

I think we're lost.

Oh, don't worry, sweetie pie.

We're right on course.

See? There's Earth now!

Ah, who wants to stay
in a dumb old sewer

with a bunch
of slimy green turtles?

[Girl]
Move over!

Mom, F-Stop
is on my side!

And Say Cheese is a pest!

Can we ditch her
on the next asteroid, Dad?

Can we, can we? Huh? Can we?

Trust me, this is gonna
be oodles of fun.

And I'll bet
those Ninja Turtles

are just gonna
love you kids.

[Shredder]
No-h*, Krang!

Say you didn't invite
that Polarisoid
back to Earth.

But I did!

And he thinks
the invitation came

from those
four shellbacks.

But what if that
alien shutterbug

brings his video camera?

You mean the video camera

that doesn't
just take pictures,

but traps the subjects
on the video tape?

Yes, that video camera.

I'm counting on it.

And I'm going to use
him and his family

to help me
overthrow the city.

You've had your share
of dumb schemes,

but this one
may take first prize.

Well, I wouldn't have to
call on outsiders

if you were more efficient,
Shredder!

Watch the three-headed
birdie.

Smile.
You're on Alien Camera.

And as a special surprise,

look at this video cassette
the Polarisoid left behind.

Keep that away from me!

I was trapped inside it
with the Turtles.

It was a nightmare.

Then allow me to play it.

I have reversed
the Polarisoid's tape process.

It no longer traps the images
as it did with this specimen.

That was just a sample

of the Polarisoid's
travel log.

This tape is filled
with hideous creatures

and alien dimensions.

I hate looking
at vacation pictures.

[sing-song]
But you'll love these.

When this tape
is placed

inside the Polarisoid's
camera,

the recorded images
will come to life.

Those creatures will keep
those Turtles busy

while I use my motherboard

to take over every computer
in the city.

We will control everything.

But I must have
the Polarisoid camera

in order for this
process to work.

Okay, okay, I'm convinced.

Put on these magnetic
gravity anchors.

One of the alien
worlds on this tape

has no gravity.

Rocksteady, Bebop,

let's find those
Polarisoid tourists.

Why, look, kids,

there's the Earth city
where the Turtles live.

Big deal!

I'm hungry.

What do they eat here anyway?

Something called pizza.

Pizza? Ew, sounds icky!

[Say Cheese]
So where's this
pizza joint, Dad?

Well, I'm certain
it's around here someplace.

Those Turtles
came down here
all the time.

[roaring]
Aah!

[screaming]

Oh, my!
How strange.

I wonder what's frightening
the earthlings.

Don't look at us.
Don't look at us.

[Michelangelo]
Cowabunga!

Now, this is what
I call a pizza.

Right! You don't
have to put it together.

You rip it apart!

Hey, hey, hold on, guys.

I thought we ordered this
just to get some inspiration

to finish that pizza puzzle.

[All]
Okay, we're inspired!

[munching]

Am I losing it,

or is that
Frip the Polarisoid?

Frip?
Frip?

Ha ha!
There they are, kids!
The Ninja Turtles!

Hi, fellas!

Hey, hey, hey,
not so loud.

We're in disguise.

Oh.
They're awfully green,

uh, but they are
kind of cute.

Frip, it's, uh, unusual
to see you again.

Uh, yeah, dude,
what a total trip.

Oh, it certainly was.

And we visited
so many planets.

There was Grimmicks,
Quenesteria, Zimcron--

Uh, this must be
your family.

Why, it certainly is!

This is the wife,
Millimeter.

Hello.

And these are
our lovely twins,

F-Stop and Say Cheese.

Say hello, children.

To these creepazoids?
Forget it!

Now children,
be careful.

Your faces might freeze
like that.

Let's hope.

Now stand closer,
everyone.

I want to record
this happy reunion.

Ha ha ha!

Yikes!
I'm out of here!

No camera!
Don't do it!

Oh, don't worry, Turtles.

I'm using a new version
of Polarisoid video tape.

It won't pull you
into the picture this time.

Uh, just the same,
we'd really prefer
if you didn't use it.

Yeah, just call us
camera shy.

By the way,
where are you folks staying?

Why, with you, of course.

[in unison]
With us?

[F-Stop]
We're staying in a sewer?

Now, son, you mustn't look
a gift-house in the mouth.

[laughing]

Well, thanks, fellas.
It was a real surprise.

Master Splinter's
not gonna like this.

We never take anyone
to our lair.

What can we do?

Frip thinks
we invited them.

Yeah, and we can't
be rude, dude.

[rumbling]

[Leonardo]
It's Shredder!

[Donatello]
And his gruesome twosome.

Just what we needed,
more unexpected company.

Who's that guy
with the metal face, Daddy?

Ooh, his name
is Shredder, dear,

but don't make friends
with him.

I'll take that,
Polarisoid.

Hey, that's
a brand-new camera!

Taking up photography
as a hobby, Shred-head?

You know, a face like yours
belongs in a darkroom.

All right!
A fight!

[laughs]

This Earth place
is finally getting good!

This idea of Krang's
had better work.

[All]
Turtle power!

Quiet, please.

The feature is about to start.

[growling]

Ooh, just our luck.

It had to be
a monster movie.

Oh, look, dear!

That's the grug from
the Drupple Dimension Zoo.

Why, they've got
the vacation tape
you lost.

If I were you, Frip,

I'd have a serious talk
with my travel agent.

Enjoy the matinee,
shellbacks.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Uh, isn't this the part

where they usually say
"To be continued"?

Krang must have reversed
your taping process, Frip.

Instead of capturing
the subjects
inside the camera,

the images are being
brought to life.

So that's why Shredder
caught Frip's camera.

Look out!
Whoa!

Come on, dudes!

Check it out, dudes!

The sewer roof is cracking!

Yeah? Well,
let's finish the job.

Yah!

Donatello, you're bringing
down the house!

Okay, you come up
with a better line.

Better split the scene,
Polarisoids,

and fast!

Ah, phooey!

Ah, do we have to go?

This
is just getting good.

[laughing]

This is just the beginning.

Those reptiles
will be kept so busy,

they'll never even notice

I've taken computer control
of their entire city.

As one of those Turtles
would say,

it's cool to rule!

Ha ha-- burp-- ha ha!

[Burne]
A spaceship?

Lady, does your psychiatrist
know you're making this call?

Yello?
A UFO with tailfins?

Flying over the city.

Sure, and King Kong
is on top of a skyscraper
swatting at it!

Crackpots.

What's up, Chief?

Every kook in this city

claims to have seen
some weird flying car.

Help! Help!

We've been invaded
by aliens in flying cars!

See what I mean?

Here's a photo someone
took of the spaceship.

It's the Polarisoid!
He's back!

The Polari-what?

Polarisoid, a cute little alien
who's a friend of the Turtles.

Polarisoids?
Turtles?

Ha ha! What next,
talking gorillas?

Whatever it is, you're going
to help April tape it!

Now get moving!
Go, go, go!

But, but, but...

No buts, Vernon.

We've got a story
to cover.

Ohh...

Michelangelo,
you stay here

and keep an eye
on F-Stop and Say Cheese

while we go look
for Frip's camera.

Baby-sit? But why me?

Because you're closer
to their age mentally.

Whoa, dude.
I resemble that remark.

Until we get Frip's camera
back from Shredder,

this city's not a fit place
for man or turtle.

I've got a feeling
that monster in the sewer

was just the beginning.

Hey, speaking of monsters
in the sewer,

I wonder how
Michelangelo's doing

with F-Stop and Say Cheese.

[F-Stop]
Whee!
[Say Cheese]
Yippee!

Let's play
Cowboys and Martians!

[Michelangelo]
No, dudes, come on.

Stop! Don't jump
on the furniture.

You'll break something!

Gotcha!
Oh, yeah?

I did!
Take that!

[blabbering]

What is the disturbance,
Michelangelo?

Disturbance, sensei?

What disturbance?

Will you kids cut that out?

Do not be harsh with them,
my student.

Remember,
they are only children.

That's right!

We're just kids.

Ah-choo!

Watch this, Say Cheese.

Whee!
Ha ha ha!

Ah!

Whee!
Yay!

[jabbering]

Children!

Now, now, sensei,
remember, they're just kids.

Got you!
Got you that time!

[Krang]
You see, Shredder?

I told you
that tape would work.

Yeah, yeah, you're a genius.

Now can we please
get on with this, Krang?

By all means.

My motherboard's microchips
are chomping at the...bit.

A little computer humor.

You heard him, Bebop.
It's showtime!

[chuckles]
This is gonna be fun.

Gee, that alien
must have visited
some real hot spots.

[people screaming]

Whoa!
Whoa!

What in blazes?

Whoa!

[growling]

Ooh, ooh!
Ow! Ouch!

Blasted! What a time
for my fire-resistant cape

to be at the cleaners!

[all shouting]

[rasping]

Uh, whoa, wow, yeow!

[com chirping]

Krang! You mad medulla,
get me out of here!

[alarm beeping]

[Donatello]
It's my seismographic alarm.

What's wrong?

There's been an immense
terrain disturbance

in the middle of the city.

Sounds like Shredder's
making movie magic again.

Let's go!

We've gotta get
that camera back.

Absolutely!

I'm sure he makes
terrible home movies!

[Turtles]
Turtle power!

I'm sure the Turtles
will help us

get an interview
with the Polarisoid.

Whoopee. What a thrill.

April, look out!

[tires screeching]

What's going on?

[people yelling]
[car horns blaring]

The traffic lights
have all gone crazy!

And the bank's cash machine
is spewing out money!

Vernon, it looks like
we've got ourselves a scoop.

You can have the scoop.
I'll take the cash!

Whoa!

[alarm rings]

[alarm buzzes]

[alarm clangs]

[alarm rings]

[various alarm sounds]

I'm gonna need some help.

April, calling the Turtles.

Come in, Turtles!

What's wrong, April?

The entire city
is in chaos.

Stop lights,
money machines,
alarm systems--

everything
is going crazy!

Oh, it must be Krang.

I knew he was up to more
than just playing movie mogul.

We're on our way, April.

[car horns blaring]

The city will soon
be totally defenseless.

This will be
a red-letter day

in the history
of world dominance.

[laughing]

[Donatello]
Just as I thought.

Krang is breaking

into all the city's
computer systems

and taking control.

Um, would that include
the robot garbage trucks?

[Donatello]
Yeah, I'm afraid so.

Aah!
Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh! Isn't that
always the way--

whenever you didn't
bring your camera,

great photo
opportunities happen?

Whoa!

We're about to be trashed!

[Turtles screaming]

Is this some
ancient Earth custom?

Yes, Frip.

It's known
as checking out!

Not if I can interface
with that truck's
computer system.

[Donatello]
We did it!

[Turtles yelling]

Oh, boy, saved by
a mattress truck.

The folks back on Polaris
will never believe this.

[Raphael]
I just hope
the audience does.

Look, boss,
it's the shellbacks.

h*-h*, they're in
for quite a surprise.

[people screaming]

[Leonardo]
What's going on?

[Frip]
Oh, oh, I remember that!

It's the Cataclysmic Canyons
on the Vulcan moon.

I taped it
on my last visit there.

Ha ha ha!

[mocking laugh]

Well, next time,
keep your lens cap on, okay?

[Frip]
Leonardo, watch out!

This should cool them down.

[Leonardo]
Great work, Donatello.

You solidified it.

Aah!
Aah!
Aah!

[screaming]

Out of my way,
you mutant morons!

[Rocksteady]
Didn't I see this
in a movie once?

Uh-oh.

[Shredder]
No, no, no...

[yelling]

Okay, now to find April.

[F-Stop]
Hey, making pizza is fun!

Ha ha! Yeah!

How many have we made
so far, Michelangelo?

Well, if you count
the ones on the walls...

and the one on the ceiling,
I'd say ten.

But the one on the ceiling
is on your face.

Does it still count?

Very funny.

Now come on, dudes,
we've gotta clean
this place up.

Sure thing, Michelangelo.

Catch, Say Cheese!

[laughing]

Ah-hah haha!
Wheeee!

Hold it, micro-dudes!

Now, just think for a second
about what you're doing.

Um...okay.

That's better.

Okay! Time's up!

No!
Yay!

Kids. Don't you just love 'em?

[people yelling]

Okay, April, you're patched
into that giant screen.

I hope this works.

This is April O'Neil
for Channel 6.

The city is experiencing
a temporary computer foul-up.

There is no need to panic.

I repeat,
there is no need to panic.

Oh yes, there is,
Ms. O'Neil!

Because I, Krang,
have total control

of your measly little city.

If you should need
further proof,
my subjects, observe.

Help! Help!

Oh, no!
It's Millimeter!

[Leonardo]
Don't worry, Frip.
We'll save her!

Help!

[Raphael]
Hold on, Milli!

Help!

Yah-ha!

Okay, we transfer here.

Blast it! Those Turtles
are trying to ruin

my triumphant takeover.

Shredder!

What is it, Krang?

What's happening?

I'm counting on you
to take care of those Turtles.

Don't worry.
I won't fail this time.

Promises, promises.

[people shouting]

[Leonardo]
What's going on?

Uh, more vacation
footage, Frip?

Uh, I'm afraid so.

I stopped for a little snack
in the Floatarian Dimension

and taped some footage.

Ha. Don't you ever
just eat and run?

Finally,
I get to use this.

All right!

Aah!
We're floating away!

Well, switch on your magnetic
gravity anchors, you boobs!

Uh, gravity anchors?
What gravity anchors?

Uh, what gravity wave,
boss?

The ones on your belts,
you nitwits!

[both]
Belts? What belts?

Oh...

This story will be
even a bigger scoop

than an interview
with an alien.

If I ever get down
to file it.

Finally,
one of Krang's schemes
actually works.

The city will soon we ours.

[Shredder]
What in blazes?

Hey, dude, what's up?
Besides us.

[Shredder]
The camera,
it's getting away!

[Millimeter]
Frip, come back.

And lose my camera?
I think not.

Got it!

Frip, turn the camera off!

Okay, Donatello!

Whoooaaaa!

[mewing]
[barking]

Uh!
Oof!

Cowabunga! Unh!

Wow!
Yaaaaay!

Let's take that ride
again, too!

Whoa, whoo!

[grunts]

[barking]
[mewing]

Oh, wow! It's raining
cats and dogs!

[chuckles]

Well,
someone had to say it.

If I can just break
Krang's computer code...

Hey, I did it!

What is happening?
Oh, no.

That turtle
overloaded my power!

I hate turtles!
I despise turtles!

And I'm not too crazy
about computers, either.

Oh, my!

What a wonderful
photo opportunity!

No, no, no, Frip!
Don't!

[snarling]

Yipe! Oh, it's the zog beast
from the Jungleoid Dimension!

And it loves metal!

Quickly,
to the transport module!

Yow!

This is April O'Neil
for Channel 6 News,

winding up
this exclusive interview

with our
interplanetary visitors,
the Polarisoid family.

[Frip]
Good-bye, earthlings!

We had a fabulous time!

Thanks for everything,
Turtles.

[both]
Bye, Michelangelo!

We love you!

Aw, gosh.

[Leonardo sighs]

We'll need a vacation
from their vacation.

Hey, don't sweat it, dudes.

Frip told me they won't
be back this way

for another


Oh, that's a relief.

Well, let's see now.

A gazillacron is exactly


and converting that
to Earth hours means...

they'll be back
next Tuesday!

Tuesday? Now give me
that calculator, Donatello.

Come on!
Try it again.