07x07 - Ring of Fire

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LEONARDO:
We're really hip.

♪ They're heroes
In the half-shell ♪

♪ And they're green ♪

RAPHAEL:
Hey, get a grip.

♪ When the evil Shredder
Attacks ♪

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LEONARDO:
He's a radical rat.

♪ Leonardo leads
Donatello does machines ♪

DONATELLO:
That's a fact, Jack.

♪ Raphael is cool but crude ♪
RAPHAEL: Give me a break.

♪ Michelangelo is a party
Dude ♪
MICHELANGELO: Party!

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DONATELLO:
Here we are. Dublin.

Capital
of the Republic of Ireland.

I'm just glad we're in a city.

I was getting a little tired
of the Irish countryside.

Really, I shot some tape
footage of you guys

and you just disappeared
in all that green.

I think it is time
we explored Dublin on foot.

MICHELANGELO:
I've got some
bodacious disguises

for our tour, compadres.

We'll blend right in.

Great, Michelangelo.

The only place we'd blend in
is at a Hawaiian luau.

[DOG BARKING]

We will begin our lesson on the
history of Dublin in this park.

Look at all these statues.

Kind of makes you wish
you were a pigeon.

Ireland is a land
of magical legends.

One of the most famous
is that of St. Patrick.

It is said he drove
all the snakes and reptiles

out of Ireland.

Bummer. Maybe I should have
gotten us mammal disguises.

This is all
very interesting, guys.

But I'm supposed to do a report

on the famous leprechauns
of Ireland.

April, leprechauns
are just mythical creatures.

I can assure you
that there are no such things

as little green men.

And you heard that
from a big, green turtle.

Hey, how about a quick game
of toss the hat?

Catch, Donatello!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

KRANG:
So those blasted turtles
are in Ireland, eh?

This will make your assignment
even more enjoyable, Shredder.

My assignment?

What do you think
this is, Krang?

A school?

If it were you'd be failing.

[CHUCKLES]

You walked right
into that one, boss.

Yeah, that was good.

[CHUCKLES]

Silence,
you numskulls!

What is your plan,
Krang?

Like St. Patrick, I'm going
to drive unwanted elements

out of Ireland.

But I am going
to drive out the people.

Rock Soldiers!

[OVER PA]
Bring in
the Rainbow Trans-Charmer.

The volunteers
are ready.

Aw, look at the little guy.

Ain't they cute?

Can we eat 'em?

KRANG:
No, you idiot!

They're my test subjects.

Unless you would rather be?

Uh, no thanks, Krang.

Yeah,
we're lousy at tests.

Get on with it, Krang!

Ireland is filled with small,
harmless creatures like these.

With my Trans-Charmer

I can transform them
into monsters.

Uh-uh.
Look out!

Success!

Once you have flooded Ireland
with savage beasts,

the citizens will flee

and the entire island
will be mine.

Yours and mine, Krang!

Yours and mine!

Of course, Shredder.

Ireland is a community
property country.

But first,
we'll have to take care

of those insufferable turtles!

Do as you like.

Bebop, Rocksteady,

take the Trans-Charmer
and get going.

[♪♪♪]

Uh, I wanna see them change
cute, furry things

into monsters again.

But I still wanna eat one.

APRIL:
Well, here we are,
McGillicuddy Castle.

Built in the 16th century.

DONATELLO:
Are you sure this place meets
modern building codes?

It'll have to do.

Unless you want to be
chased all over Dublin

by people looking
for leprechauns.

You should be used
to castles, Donatello.

After all,
we were brought up in one.

DONATELLO:
Huh? What castle was that?

The one at the bottom
of our aquarium.

Yuck! What a mess.

The place probably hasn't been
cleaned in centuries.

[BIRD CAWING]

It is of little consequence.

We are to be in Dublin
only a few days.

Of course, if any of you
gets the urge to clean...

Uh, not me, sensei.
I never get that urge.

I think I'll check out
the upstairs.

Me too.

Besides, why bother?

In another 300 years
it will be dirty again.

[SHEEP BAAING]

[ALL GRUNT]

Ugh.

Krang!
You did that on purpose!

You've always wanted people
to run when they see you,

now they'll run
when they smell you.

[LAUGHS]

Bebop, Rocksteady,
don't just stand there,

herd those sheep to the ray.

Uh, right, boss.

I'll herd 'em,
you count 'em.

[SHEEP BAAING]

[SNARLING]

Look out!

They're stampeding!

Ireland: A quiet land
of rolling green hills.

Here in the sleepy countryside
sheep graze peacefully.

What's that?

Oh, no! It's a sheep stampede!

And they're coming this way!

I'm telling work I want a quiet
assignment next time.

Like running with the bulls
in Spain!

Help!

I think I'll catch me
some Irish rays.

[RUMBLING]

What's that noise?

What do we get
for a correct answer?

APRIL:
Help!

That's April.

And that sounds like
a stampede.

Let's boogie, dudes.

Oh! They're gaining on me.

[SNARLING]

I promise, I'll never eat
another lamb chop.

Oh, no! A cliff!

[♪♪♪]

End of the line.

[RUMBLING]

[SCREAMS]

Cowabunga!

Gotcha, dudette.

Way to go,
Michelangelo.

[BAAING]

I got an idea.

April, give me your coat.

Hey, sheep!
This way!

Toro! Toro!

Come on, sheep!
Move!

Yeah, get along now,
wooly dudes.

All right, move along, there's
nothing to see here. Come on.

It's working!

[SNARLING]

Look! That's what
spooked the sheep!

And they aren't doing
a bad job on me.

What are those things?

I don't know, amigos,

but they look like sheep
with an attitude.

Okay, it's my turn.

[GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

Yeehaw!

Come on, cowboys,
let's ride!

[APRIL GRUNTS]

Thanks, Leonardo.

But don't you have anything
with doors and air conditioning?

[♪♪♪]

[RUMBLING]
What's that noise?

Ooh, ooh, Bebop's stomach?

A drum solo?

The turtles!

Let's see what
the Trans-Charmer does to them.

You take the three turtles
on the left,

I'll take the one
on the right.

No, I want
the three on the left

and you take
the one on the right.

No way.

It's Shredder and the mutants!

DONATELLO:
Look at that rainbow!

I bet that's what transformed
these sheep creatures.

And I'll bet he wants
to do the same to us.

Try and steer away
from that ray.

They're heading for us!

Oh, no fair.

We're supposed
to be gettin' them.

Stop, you idiots!
You're heading into the ray.

[GIGGLING]

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
What a funny horn you have.

Oh, look! Pretty flowers.

[HIGH-PITCHED]
Ooh, let's go eat 'em.

They've turned
into cuddly mutants.

How disgusting!

I'll deal with them later.

Now I must start the second
phase of the plan.

[SHEEP SNARLING]

What a ride.

I prefer my sheep
in the form of seat covers.

Come on, we've gotta get
Shredder and-- And--

The mutants?

Look! Big, big turtles.

Hey, yo,
wanna play?

Oh,
aren't they just darling?

That rainbow ray of Shredder's

turned Bebop and Rocksteady
into this?

Of course.

It's a behavioral-inversion
inducer

with chromatic
delivery system.

Uh, could you
try that again?

In English.

Well, I'll try.

The rainbow transforms
both your personality

and appearance
into its opposite.

[♪♪♪]

[GIGGLING]

Hug! Hug!

Tickle! Tickle!

How soon
can we change them back?

We gotta keep track of Shredder.

I'll adjust the scanner
in the Turtle Van

to pick up the source
of that rainbow beam.

Good. April,
could you babysit--

Uh, mutant-sit
these two for a while?

Sure.

What do you two fellas say
to a trip to the zoo?

[BEBOP & ROCKSTEADY CHEERING]

If this turns into one of those
warm and fuzzy shows,

I'm leaving.

[♪♪♪]

SHREDDER:
Perfect. A zoo filled with cute,
little animals.

Transforming these creatures
into monsters

will hurl Dublin into chaos!

[♪♪♪]

[SCREECHES]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

Run, you fools!
You'll have to keep running

till you're out of the country.

And then
it will be mine to rule.

[LAUGHING]

Bingo! I've pinpointed
where Shredder

is using
that rainbow device.

It's at--

Oh, no.

He's at the zoo!

Totally bogus!

April's at the zoo
with Bebop and Rocksteady.

Aw, even now I bet they're
facing k*ller koalas

and psycho squirrels.

Hang on!
[TIRES SQUEALING]

[CREATURE SCREECHING]

[TURTLES SHOUTING]

Come on.
April may be in trouble.

Whoa, look!

I really dig petting zoos.

We've gotta find April.

[RUMBLING]
What is that?

[♪♪♪]

Look out!

The rainbow ray.

We're trapped!

[SNARLING]

[♪♪♪]

[BEAST SNARLING]

Which is it gonna be, guys?

The rainbow or the rabbit?

How about both?

Follow me.

DONATELLO:
Duck! Here comes that ray!

[BEAST SNARLING]

Where's that giant rabbit?

There it is, dudes.
About to attack Raphael.

I guess we showed him
who's boss.

That rainbow ray
is self-inverting.

If you go through it a second
time it changes you back.

That's certainly
good news.

Shredder plans
to cause chaos in Ireland

by transforming
all the animals.

We've gotta stop him!

Let's find April
and get out of here.

Yuck!

Cut it out!

Oh, we're glad to see
you've got control

of the situation, April.

BOTH:
April playing licky-face!
April playing licky-face!

Let us know when you're done
playing licky-face, April.

Get me out of here!

Allow me, dudette.

[GROWLING]

[BEBOP & ROCKSTEADY YELLING]

[GROWLS]

Whoa, that little kitty
got humongous.

Maybe that lion
is a vegetarian.

[GROWLS]

If it is, it thinks
we're carrots.

Help!

I w-w-wanna
go h-h-home.

Hurry, Michelangelo!

Get out of there!

Run for it, April!
Grab the mutants.

Jump through this hoop,
kitty cat.

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

Clever, Michelangelo.

Clever is my middle name,
dudette.

Oh, and I thought it was pizza.

[♪♪♪]

I picked up traces of the energy
from that rainbow device.

Shredder's heading
toward the castle.

Master Splinter is there!

[♪♪♪]

SHREDDER:
Perfect.

With the turtles inside,

I can send the whole castle
into Dimension X.

Their new vacation home
will become their prison.

[LAUGHING]

There's no sign
of Shredder anywhere.

If Shredder
were inside this castle

I would know it,
my students.

But, Master Splinter,
we tracked him here

with that transforming ray.

Then perhaps he is using it
as a ruse to draw you here.

But why, sensei?

[RUMBLING]

Ask a question, get an answer.

RAPHAEL:
What are those things?

MICHELANGELO:
Whoa, I thought there weren't

supposed to be
any snakes in Ireland.

DONATELLO:
There aren't any snakes.

Those are tentacles
from a dimensional portal.

We're about to get a one-way
ticket to Dimension X.

That wasn't in my travel plans,
amigos.

Cowabunga!

Come on,
let's boogie out of here.

Michelangelo, watch out!

You're heading right
into the ray!

Oh, no!

Look at Michelangelo!

That transforming ray
really pumped him up.

Somehow I don't think that's
what Shredder had in mind.

Whoa!

[GRUNTS]

What's going on?
Aah!

Let's get it!

You know, we'd do go great
in the rodeo

with all this experience.

Right, if they had categories
for mutant-sheep riding

and tentacle busting.

[DEEP VOICE]
Mucho thanks for the
bodybuilding, Shred-Head.

No! You were supposed
to get small and--

Cute! Like those mutants.

Well, I'm not sorry
to disappoint you, dude.

[TRANSMITTER BEEPS]

Krang, come in!
I need more power!

Now what's wrong?

Just give me more power!

Take care of those
blasted turtles.

They'll ruin everything!

The Technodrome is in danger!

Look, you fool!

Your turtle friends
are on their way to Dimension X.

Give me all the power
you've got! Now!

A muscle-bound turtle
is still just a turtle.

[SHREDDER GRUNTS]

Whoa!

[MICHELANGELO GRUNTS]

I guess I gotta--

[GRUNTS]

--hold down the fort.

[BEEPING]

Shredder, you idiot!

What's the holdup?
I'm having a meltdown!

That idiotic Trans-Charmer
of yours has created a monster.

[BEBOP SOBBING]

I'm scared!

Hey, me too.

I w-w-wanna go h-h-home.

APRIL:
Whoops.

Too bad they didn't make
elevators in the 16th century.

Quickly, April.
Take this way out.

All right. But I won't like it.

[MICHELANGELO GRUNTS]

Somebody better shut off
that portal pretty quick.

Hey, we're moving pretty fast.

We'll be down in no time, guys.

Uh-oh. This is what they mean by
reaching the end of your rope.

Ha-ha, let's go swimming!

Are you crazy?

[ALL SHOUTING]

Last one in's a rotten mutant.

Whee!
Whee!

Ugh, you little monsters.

Shredder, why isn't there
a castle full of turtles here?

Awesome.

I'm pulling, uhn, it down.

Krang, the portal is overloaded.

You've used too much power.

Don't you think I know that?

[♪♪♪]

How about some turtle power,
Shredder?

How about we transform you
into a chicken sandwich pizza?

Hey, Uncle Shredder,
take us home.

Ooh, ooh, buy us ice cream
first, Uncle Shredder.

Uncle Shredder?

Krang [ON TRANSMITTER]:
Get back here at once!

Sayonara, turtles.

[BEBOP & ROCKSTEADY CRYING]

SHREDDER:
Oh, shut up.

DONATELLO:
They're getting away!

RAPHAEL:
I hope Krang enjoys
changing diapers.

KRANG:
Shredder, look what you've done!

My robot body is damaged!

My Technodrome is a wreck!

Call your insurance agent.

Ha-ha! Hugs, hugs!

Tickle, tickle, tickle.

Shredder, get these disgusting
creatures off me!

Shredder!

[SIGHS]

The castle looks okay.

Yeah, they built
these things to last.

DONATELLO:
Hey, I got it working.

We'll head for the zoo

and I'll turn the creatures
back to normal.

You ready to go back to normal,
Michelangelo?

Oh, dude,
can't I stay this way?

I really freaked out
old Shred-Head.

No way, Michelangelo.

You're too big for the lair.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

[NORMAL VOICE]
Ta-da!

I may be lean,
but I'm still green.

[♪♪♪]