07x22 - Revenge of the Fly

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Here we have
the Apis mellifera,

or the common honey bee.

It doesn't look like
any sort of a honey bee to me.

Oh, no, Mr. Fenwick.

This is merely the genetic
essence of the honey bee.

I have refined the genetic
essences of numerous insects.

Centipedes, scorpions,
various arachnids.

What would anyone do
with the genes of such,

ugh, disgusting creatures?

With these essences,
we can create insects

which are genetically engineered
for specific purposes.

And what would happen,
professor,

if these essences
fell into the wrong hands?

I think that's highly unlikely.

Oh, really? I notice you only
have one security guard

here at your lab
at 50 West 57th Street,

where you keep these
dangerous genetic substances

stored in an unlocked cabinet,
right here in room 201.

See here, you shouldn't be--
[CHOKING]

This is Vernon Fenwick.
Back to the studio.

Oh,
I don't believe it.

Oh, man.
That idiot just invited

every wacko in town
to come after that stuff.

Guys, we'd better stake out
that building.

That sounds like
a lot of trouble, dude.

Better a little trouble now

than a lot of trouble later,
Michelangelo.

Yeah. Shredder and Krang could
have monitored that broadcast.

They're probably scheming to
steal that stuff right now.

[♪♪♪]

KRANG:
Ugh! Cheap Earth junk.

I should have stolen my
spare parts from Dimension X.

But I'll never get
to Dimension X

if I can't get this blasted
portal working again.

At last. I found it.

That's it.
That's a neutronium crystal.

After months of searching,

I've finally found
the element I need

to get my retro-mutagen ray
working again.

At last, I can destroy
those accursed turtles,

once and for all.

By turning them back into
ordinary household pets.

[WHISTLING]

MICHELANGELO:
Dudes.

This is mondo boring.

Imagine what would happen
if some mad scientist

got his hands on those
insect genes, Michelangelo.

We could have a million
Baxter Stockmans

running around the streets.

Nah. That wacko fly
won't bother us.

Thanks to Krang,

he's stuck in some kind of
dimensional limbo.

I have a feeling
Krang and Shredder

are plotting to get
those genetic essences.

So they can create
a new batch of mutants.

Gee, boss.

Why do you wanna fix that gizmo
that undoes mutation?

Wouldn't you rather be making
some new mutants, like us?

I've had enough of mutants.

Especially those turtles.

When my retro-mutagen ray
is repowered,

I'll get rid of them
in a single stroke.

There.
Let's see if it works now.

Uh-oh.
That's not Dimension X.

It looks like the place
we got rid of--

Baxter Stockman.

[BUZZING]

I did it. I'm free.

COMPUTER VOICE:
Oh, Baxter. You're so clever.

Stop that fly.

BAXTER:
Stupid robot.

Flies hate robots.

Now to get even
with you and Shredder

for turning me into a fly.

SHREDDER:
There.

The retro-mutagen ray
is functional once more.

KRANG:
Shredder, hurry. I need you.

Baxter Stockman.

[KRANG GRUNTS]

I'll crush you like
the worthless insect you are.

Argh!
COMPUTER VOICE: Baxter,

if you get me
to the main computer room,

I can help you.

Plug me into that compu-slot.

All right,
you miserable bug.

Prepare to be squashed.

Oh, no you don't.
I control the Technodrome now.

Baxter is my best friend.

You are going to
leave him alone.

These robots
are supposed to be on our side.

KRANG:
That alien computer's
controlling them.

BAXTER:
Now you'll pay

for turning me
into a hideous, deformed mutant.

[BEEPING]

Now I want
to get my revenge

on everybody
in the whole wide world.

Baxter, look what I found.

--here at 50 West 57th Street,

where you keep these dangerous
genetic substances.

Dangerous genetic substances.

That's my favorite kind.

Yippee!

I'm gonna get my revenge.

Wait, Baxter, old pal.

Plug that portable computer
into this terminal.

Now let's go get
some of Krang's mutagen.

[♪♪♪]

[GUARD WHISTLING]

I don't know about you dudes,

but I'm ready
to call it a night.

I guess that big guy can handle
any trouble that might come up.

[TURTLECOM BEEPS]

APRIL:
Guys, it's April.

Dudette.
What's the haps?

I'm stuck on top
of a burning building.

I was covering a fire
across the street

when the flames
jumped the rooftop.

We're on our way.

[♪♪♪]

[ENGINE ROARING]

Hey, you.

There's no parking here.

We flies can park
wherever we want.

Wait, uh-- Argh!

[WHIMPERS]

[ALARM WAILING]

COMPUTER:
Over there, Baxter, old buddy.

Yes. Yeah.

Now we really get to work.

APRIL:
Oh. I meant to cover the story,

not become part of it.

Gotcha.

That was mighty slick
rescue work.

Say. What's that thing?

It's the Super Slosher 2000.

The latest thing in fire combat.

Oh, yeah.

Fire can't run from
the Super Slosher 2000.

Holy backdraft.

That guy ought to be
making infomercials.

[RADIO RINGS]

IRMA:
April.

Burne wants to speak to you.

April.
You remember the genetics lab

where Vernon interviewed
that scientist this afternoon?

Well, there's been a break-in.

Get over there and cover it.
Go, go go.

I'm on it, chief.

LEONARDO:
Man, we turn our backs
for one minute,

and somebody robs the joint.

[TIRES SQUEAL]

Now I need something
to hold all this mutagen stuff.

If I only had a, you know,

giant squirt g*n kind of thingy.

Baxter, old buddy. Look.

That's what I call
a really big fly.

Pour in the mutagen.

Now my revenge begins.

[♪♪♪]

COMPUTER:
You did it, Baxter.

They've mutated
into giant termites.

I'm suddenly filled
with an overwhelming craving

to eat a bunch of wood.

Soon the whole world will know
what it's like to be an insect.

Like me.

PROFESSOR:
This is all
Vernon Fenwick's fault.

If he hadn't blabbed
my address on the news--

Yes, but Vernon didn't steal
your genetic essences.

From the look
of these footprints,

I'd almost say
it was a giant insect.

Ah, I'll go you
one better than that.

I'd say it was
a 5-and-a-half-foot mutant fly

with four arms
named Baxter Stockman.

How on earth
did you deduce that?

Oh, just call it
an inspired guess.

Yep. That's Baxter all right.

Come on. He probably couldn't
muster enough brain cells

to figure out
how the doorknob works.

LEONARDO:
But he knew to take
those genetic essences.

Which means, he must still have
that alien computer with him.

MICHELANGELO:
Which means maximum mayhem.

Look at them.
Having fun.

They must all suffer,

as I'm suffering.

It's good that
you don't keep these feelings

bottled up, Baxter.

And now I can choose
what kind of insect

I want to turn them into.

Your days as humans are over!

From now on,
you're all going to be insects.

Like, uh-- Oh, yeah. Me.

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

COMPUTER:
It's working, Baxter.

You're getting your revenge.

And yet,
I feel like something's missing.

Let me see. I locked up
Krang and Shredder,

I'm turning the world
into mutant insects--

Oh, I wish I'd made a list.

What about the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles, buddy boy?

Yes, that's it.

I must destroy the turtles
because of--

Uh, because of whatever it is
I'm mad at them about.

The turtles have many friends
at Channel 6, Baxter.

If you can get
to their friends,

you'll get the turtles.

That's brilliant.

I've got to get to Channel 7--


Baxter, wait. Don't forget me.

Come back.

SHREDDER:
We've got to get out of here.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Our shoulders are gonna break
before that door does.

I built this place too well.

What about
all these chemicals?

Oh. Good thinking,
Shredder.

Some of them
could be expl*sive

when mixed together
in just the right quantities.

Then let's get
to work.

That fly's running loose
in our Technodrome.

Who knows how much trouble
he could cause?

MICHELANGELO:
Dudes.

There's something ultra-weird
happening over there.

RAPHAEL:
What the heck are they?

LEONARDO:
I don't know,

but I'll bet Baxter had
something to do with it.

DONATELLO:
We've got a major insect problem
on our hands.

LEONARDO:
If they can destroy a carnival,

think what they can do
to the city.

DONATELLO:
Let's stop them before
they start spreading out.

[RAPHAEL GRUNTS]

Does it bug you when I do this?

Come on down and jam,
you creepy-crawly-zoid.

Yeah.

Baxter. Baxter, old buddy.

Don't leave me here
like this.

You. What are you doing here?

I'm sorry.
This program is terminated.

Hey, don't give me that,
you bag of bits.

How'd you like


dumped into your logic circuit?

All right. Stop.

You see, it's like this.

Baxter got
some of Krang's mutagen.

[GRUNTS]

Oh, man.

What I wouldn't give
for a giant can

of insect repellent
right about now.

[SCREAMS]

Whoa!

Dudes,
these bug-heads are winning.

At this rate, we're gonna
wind up as insect chow.

You were right, Leonardo.

Baxter Stockman has been here.

And I got his pal
to spill the beans.

The fly's trying to mutate

everyone in the city
into insects.

LEONARDO:
Then we don't wanna hurt
any of those creatures.

They're really
just innocent people.

Yeah, and I've got worse news.

Baxter's at Channel 6.

He could be mutating Irma
and the others right now.

We've got to
stop him.

DONATELLO:
Fine,
'cause we can't stop them.

[ENGINE ROARS, TIRES SQUEAL]

Mm. It's really spooky.

It shouldn't be this quiet.

My buddy Baxter's
going to get you.

Oh, shut up.

MICHELANGELO:
Dudes, what's with this wall?

This isn't a wall.

It's a giant honeycomb.

[BUZZING]

The turtles. I've got you now.

That sounds like...Burne.

Oh, buzz off, Burne.
You aren't gonna sting anybody.

Now, I'm the boss,

and I can sting
whoever I want to.

RAPHAEL:
You know,
he has a point there.

[BUZZING]

What the heck?

APRIL:
It's Irma.

Anybody got a mothball?

Whoa!

KRANG:
There. That should be
just the right mixture

to blow the door
wide open.

This power cell
will detonate it.

Are you sure you know
what you're doing?

Of course I know what I'm doing.

I'm a scientific genius.

Who's trapped in a broom closet.

I suggest you cover your ears.

[♪♪♪]

[RUMBLING]

SHREDDER:
Nice work, Krang.

You nearly blew us all
to kingdom come.

I'm going to have to...

[COUGHS]

...think about this.

BAXTER:
And now here's the latest news

for all of you out there who
are turned into mutant insects.

For those of you
who aren't insects yet,

don't worry, you will be soon.

Consider the many advantages
of being a giant mutant insect.

No more worrying about your
picnics being ruined by ants.

You are the ants.

VOICE [OVER INTERCOM]:
Master.
We have two of the turtles.

Excellent.

We insects will never
fully rule the world,

until those turtles
have joined our kind.

How far could those bug-brains

have taken Leonardo
and Michelangelo?

Let's look in there.

[♪♪♪]

What--?

Who put this net here?

Ungh. This isn't a net.

Uh, it's a web.

Are you sure?

DONATELLO:
Ask him.

RAPHAEL:
Vernon?

"S-s-step into my parlor,"

s-s-said the s-s-spider
to the turtle.

VERNON:
How nic-c-ce of you

to s-s-stick around
for dinner.

That is the most nauseating
proposition I've ever heard.

Hang on, guys.

Hey.

That was my midnight s-s-snack.

Vernon, don't be an idiot.

We're turtles.
You couldn't bite through this.

Yeah.
Spiders don't eat turtles.

We don't?

DONATELLO:
Spiders eat flies.

Mmm. Sounds-s-s delicious-s-s.

Uh-huh.

And we can get you
the biggest, juiciest fly

in the universe.

All you have to do
is spin a big web

just outside this building.

For a gourmet meal?

I'll do it.

KRANG:
I've got it, I've got it.

Get me out of
this bubble-walker.

But why?

Because we're going
to rebuild it

into a powerful lever

to pry that door open.

Well, hurry.

Baxter Stockman may have
done untold damage

to the Technodrome
by now.

He may even have stolen
my retro-mutagen ray.

I've heard of cocooning,
but this takes the taco.

Mind your own beeswax, Burne.

Turtles, you will pay
for what you did to me.

Uh, Baxter?

Just what did
we do to you?

You know, I can't remember.

But you're gonna
pay for it anyway.

Sorry, Baxter.

You'll have to take
a rain check.

[IRMA YELLING]

April.

Gotta fight this.

I must help my friends-z-z-z,

not attack them.

Get Baxter.

LEONARDO:
After him.

Oh, joy. Food.

Help meeee.

Help meeee.

Nab him.

[♪♪♪]

Hey.

That's my entrée.

Sorry, Vernon.

That is not how we get rid
of villains on this show.

April.

[APRIL GRUNTING]

APRIL:
I don't wanna hurt you.

Dudes. We've got to get
all these people back to normal.

Well, I know how to do it.

But you're not
gonna like it.

How?

Shredder's
retro-mutagen ray.

Yeah, but that means
getting to the Technodrome.

Baxter must have taken
an amphibious module up here.

Okay, Baxter,

lead on. Or we'll throw you
back to Vernon.

The stress
of applied pressure

should be enough
to force the door open.

SHREDDER:
Harder, you fools.

We've got to find
Baxter Stockman and stop him.

Ooh. Face it boss,
it ain't working.

Will you quit whining?!

Try again.

[♪♪♪]

All right,
you two-bit calculator.

Where's that
retro-mutagen ray?

I honestly don't know.

But I can give you one
important piece of information.

I control everything
in the Technodrome.

[GRUNTING]

So much
for those robo-creeps.

Yeah, but there's plenty more
where they came from.

And Baxter's best buddy
is controlling them all.

DONATELLO:
We've gotta shut down
the main computer.

Tell me where
that ray thingy is.

I wanna be normal again.

I really don't know, Baxter.

Okay.
I'll just have to wing it.

I thought you might come here.

So I took some precautions.

Cover me.
With these?

Just keep those machines
away from me.

Snap it up, Donatello.

No.

Now to find that ray.

BEBOP:
Oh, face it. That door
is never gonna open.

SHREDDER:
There's something strange
going on here.

What do you mean?
Everything's back to normal.

That's just
what worries me.

Who knows how much damage Baxter
Stockman may have caused by now?

[♪♪♪]

RAPHAEL:
Shredder.

The turtles.

It's back
to the pet shop for you.

If that ray hits us,

forget about
the Teenage Mutant Ninja.

We'll just be plain turtles.

You can't
hide from me now.

You're finished.

[ALL GRUNTING]

BAXTER:
Mine. Mine. Mine.

At last,
I'm going to be normal again.

[YELLS]

We've got to get
that ray device back.

It's the only thing that'll
turn April and the others

back to normal.

Now I can be rid of
the lot of you.

No. It's mine.

[BAXTER WHIMPERING

Um, guys.

We've gotta get outta here.

MICHELANGELO:
Cowabunga!

[SHREDDER GRUNTS]

We don't want him
following us.

Oh, no. Not again.

[♪♪♪]

There.

Now everyone in the city
is back to normal.

Thank goodness we won't have to
worry about that anymore.

Wh-what's going on?

What happened to us?

And why do I feel like
I've been eating sweaters?

Ooh, yuck.

Baxter Stockman turned you all
into mutant insects.

That's right.

Burne was a bee,
Irma was a moth.

And Vernon, you were
a giant spider.

Oh. Oh don't be ridiculous.

Hee-hee! It's true, Vernon.
I have it on tape.

I still don't believe it.

Me? A giant mutant spider?

What a preposterous notion.

[FLY BUZZING]

You know,

suddenly I feel terribly hungry.

No comment.

[♪♪♪]