07x07 - Wastin' Away Again in Barb-aritaville

[bunniefuu]

Hey, everyone!
Guess what today is?

Oh, no. It's not rat-trap
cleaning day again, is it?

[RAT TRAP SNAPS]Not it!

No, Lou promised
that if we went ten days

without any campers
getting stuck in something,

falling off something,
or accidentally
swallowing something,

we'd get a reward
for good behavior.

Has it really been
ten days already?

Yep, time flies
when you're achieving
the absolute bare minimum.

Guys! A little help!

No! Too late.
Already marked it.

Buddy, we've
been over this.

Don't push
your body through.
Pull your head out.

Whoa! Where's that
trick been all my life?

I think we all deserve a fun,
relaxing celebration
to recognize our hard work,

and I have the perfect idea,
the first ever Kikiwaka luau!

Kinda seems like you
already had that idea
locked and loaded.

Yeah, I accidentally
ordered 1,000 pineapples

and I have no idea
what to do with them.

Well, I hate to
burst your bubble,

but we just don't
have it in our budget

to throw a huge
camp-wide party.

If you say yes,
we can call it
the L-O-U-au.

Well, then Y-E-S.
We're gettin'
tropical, y'all!

Destiny, I need
your help to plan the party.
I really want to make it good.

Good? [INHALES]
Destiny Baker
doesn't do "good."

"Mind-blowing," yes.
"Fantastic,"
if I'm barely trying.

I only did "great" once,
and in my defense,

I was in
a full-body cast.

I knew I came
to the right,

slightly
terrifying person!

[INHALES]
Game face, Baker.

Okay, party-planners!
We are gonna turn
this dump

into a ding-dang
tropical paradise!

And you three
have the most
important job of all.

Ooh, uh, are we
leading the limbo?

Or roasting
a whole pig
for dinner?

Or learning
how to twirl fire,

legally this time?

Even more exciting!
You guys are in charge of,

[GASPS] decorations!
[SQUEALS]

Yes, I can feel
the goosebumps
forming already.

Ooh, a perfect use
for my fireworks!

I'm going to
decorate the sky.

Hand 'em
over, Weber.

FIne.

[RAT TRAP SNAPS]WINNIE: Ow! I got
bit by a rat trap!

Not it!

ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

Lou, why are
we here again?

I'm here because
Barb said

she has a surprise for me.

You're here because
when it comes to Barb,

it's always good
to have witnesses.

Hiya, Barb!
You remember Jake?

He's here to testify...
Uh, hang out.

I rarely know
what's going on,

and today is no exception.

Lou, I just wanna say

how grateful I am
for our friendship.

And as a thank you for

helping me get my mojo back,

I hand-sculpted
a statue of you.

This way all of Dusty Tush

can see how much
you mean to me.

Aw, Barb!
What a sweet gesture.

You sure know

how to make a girl feel goo...

You don't like it?

Are you kidding?
That thing is awf...

Awesome!

I agree, Jake.

[MUFFLED] Once again,
color me clueless.

I'm so glad
you love it, Lou.

It's like looking
in a mirror, right?

Totally!
A normal mirror,

[CHUCKLES] not an evil,
cursed one!

This is just
a sneak peek.

I'm going to host an official
unveiling later today,

that way the whole town

can see it and marvel
at my artistic brilliance.

That sounds like
a well thought-out idea

you won't regret at all.

[CHUCKLES] Right?
Well, toodles!

[INHALES DEEPLY]
Jake, this thing is hideous,
we have to hide it.

What? But you
just said you loved it.

I can't tell
Barb the truth!
We've come so far

in our friendship
since she moved here.

Yes, and why ruin
a good friendship

by being honest
with each other!

I'm not listening
to you, bannister boy.
Grab the tail!

Better get to work, Winnie.
We're only on page 34

of Destiny's Book of Rules
for Party-Planning Success.

How many pages are there?

Enough for
a table of contents
and a index.

"To make your
tropical garland,

"arrange the flowers
like the color
of the sunset."

Really? I've never
seen the sunset,
it's past my bedtime.

Don't worry, it doesn't
have to be perfect.

"Remember,
it has to be perfect."

That sounds more
like a suggestion.

"This is not a suggestion."

See, this is why
I hate reading!

Bill, you mind
bouncing that back?

[CHUCKLES] Hey,
I wonder how many times

we can hit this in the air
before it touches the ground.

Me too!

I don't know, guys.
This feels like
procrastinating.

Don't worry,
it's not like
Destiny's watching.

"Remember,
I'm always watching."

We gotta
burn that thing,
it knows too much!

[POPS]

[SIGHS] Oh, well.
I guess we should
get back to work.

I briefly experienced joy
and it felt naughty.

Or, we can play
another round.
It will be super quick.

Okay, I guess
we have time
for one more game.

Ooh, being naughty
feels so naughty!
[CHUCKLES]

Don't ruin it.Yep, you...

What do you mean
you can't get 1,200
tiny umbrellas

on such short notice?

You should change
the name of your store

from "Party Now"
to "Party When
It's Convenient For You!"

You call that
flamingo placement?

I didn't realize
the theme of this party
was "Martin Phones It In!"

Everything okay,
Destiny?

You seem
a little stressed.[SIGHS]

I'm not stressed!
This is going to be
the world's breeziest,

most relaxing,
perfectly-planned
party, Parker!

Yes. I can almost feel
the spray of the ocean.

Look, as my
travel agent once said,
"You deserve a break.

"Now come back
when you have
some money."

[CHUCKLES] Break?

The only thing
I'm going to break
is Martin's spirit!

Then build it
back up again
in my image!

Oh! We're
in that place, eh?

I have an idea.

I think an hour-long
island-themed meditation
will do the trick.

Parker, I really
don't have time for...

Oh, ooh! That's nice.

Fine, Mr. Relaxing Voice Man,

I'll "dig my toes
into the warm sand."

This isn't
over, Martin!

Martin, it's not
safe for you here.

Wow! I can't
believe we popped
all the balloons.

I can't believe
I actually giggled.

No one
speak of this.

We should probably
get back to work.

We have to arrange
all these banana leaves,

so people think
we're in a place
you can actually get bananas.

We could do that. Or...

Banana Leaf Challenge!

[SPITS AND LAUGHS]

That didn't hurt at all!

The leaves were
a much better choice
than the conch shells.

Ready, go!

That one came
out of my nose!

You got it
all over my pillow!

Eh, I'll just switch
with Destiny's.

Okay, we've had our fun.

Now, let's
get back to work.BOTH: Do another challenge!

This is gonna end
badly for me, isn't it? Eh!

I can't believe Barb thinks
this thing looks like me.

I know. You would
never wear that jacket.

Okay. We're
safe in here.

Coyote Cabin
is the last place

Barb would think
to look for the statue.

Why?

Because it's
the first place I spotted

when we got back to camp,
just roll with it!

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Uh-oh, it's Barb!

Uh-oh, she's yelling
at some campers!

Uh-oh, she spotted me
in the window!

Uh-oh,
I'm waving her over!

Why couldn't I have been
paired up with Noah?

Quick, help me
hide the statue.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

Barb Barca? To what
do I owe the nightmare...

The pleasure?

My statue is missing!

Somebody stole it
from Main Street.

Barb, that's
terrible news!

[GASPS]
You know what?

I bet it was those
darn statue bandits.

Statue bandits?Yes.

It is a sad but
common reality of life

in the Wild West.
Do not look it up.

What's under there?

Oh, uh,
that's just Bill.
He's sleeping.

In the middle of the day?

He's nocturnal.

Like a bat?

Uh-oh,
she's onto me.

Uh-oh,
I'm speaking out loud.

Uh-oh, I can't stop!

The point is

the kid is weird,
and the statue,
not here!

Well, if it
really was stolen,

you two can help me
knock on doors to look for it.

Wait here while
I grab my angriest whistle.

We gotta get
this thing out of here!

Shh. You'll wake Bill!

Seriously, why couldn't
I have been paired up
with anybody else?

I don't care
how many times
you ask, Martin.

There won't be
any pineapple pizza
at this party!

This is a classy event.

Now, go finish making
those coconut bras.

Easy, buddy.
Dial it back a bit.

Destiny?

'Sup, brah?

Wow, that meditation
must've really worked.

I should give
unsolicited advice
more often.

How are
you feeling?Hangin' loose.

You really taught me
to slow down

and focus on
the important things.

Like chillin'.
And relaxin'.

And chillaxin'
if I'm feeling spicy.

Well, now that
you're rested up,
we can get back to work!

I've got like
to move

and very soft hands.
It's a problem.

Whoa, whoa!
Cool your jets, Parkerino.

That stuff can wait.
We're on island time now.

No, we're not
on island time.
We're on Wyoming time,

which is just time.

Tell you what,
why don't you focus
on the party planning,

while I go catch
some rays by the lake.

High tides and good vibes.

Well, as my
travel agent once said,
"What is wrong with you?"

Okay. Operation
Stash Barb's Statue

as Deep in the Woods
as Possible
is finally complete.

Yes, the woods,

where a mermaid
in a jacket
will blend right in.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

I've found
my angry whistle!

Time to spread out
and search for...

Oh, my goodness!
Jake, you found it!

Hurry, let's
carry it back to town.

Uh, Barb, it's me.

Really? Wow!

You look so much
like your statue.
[CHUCKLES]

Cool. Cool.

What happened
to your hair?

You look like
you've been
stashing something

as deep
in the woods
as possible.

Uh, that's because
I spotted the statue bandits

and I chased them
into the woods
but they got away.

And I'm just
going for a new look.

That's it!
The woods!

That's where
I need to search.Wait, what?

Well, if the
statue bandits
just got away,

they must
still be out there.

Thanks for the tip, Lou.

Hey, don't you
usually have a tail?

Sure.

Well, looks like
we need to
re-hide the statue.

C'mon, Lou.
Can't we just tell
Barb the truth instead?

To the woods!

Why couldn't
I have been paired up
with Noah this week?

Ready, set, go!

[LAUGHS] I win!

In your face,
young children

I'm supposed
to be supervising!

[LAUGHS]

All right,
what's our
next challenge?

Uh, I don't think
we have anything left
to do a challenge with.

We kind of ruined
all the decorations.

Ooh, you're right.
Okay, you two
start cleaning up.

I'll head
to the party store
to get more supplies.

If Destiny finds out
we destroyed everything,
we're doomed.

Or are we lowering
her expectations

so we can be even
naughtier next time?

Ooh! No!

Well, I suppose
we should get to work.

Now, you listen
to me, Bill Pickett.

Do you really
want to look back

upon this day and say,
"I did what I was told?"

I could live with that.

Wrong!

We are gonna
pull off the challenge
to end all challenges.

Which is what?

Not sure yet!
But I'm already
at an 11,

and I'm not
dippin' back down
to think about it.

Wait, so,
you're the fire dancers,
not the caterers?

Well, can you just dance
real close to the meat?

Hello? Hello!

[SARCASTICALLY]
Boy, am I glad
I recruited Destiny

for my party
planning committee.
She's such a help!

Brah, can you
keep it down?

I was in the middle
of the best dream.

It was about me napping
while everyone else
was doing my work for me.

That's happening
in real life!

Really?
Whoa, meta.

I can't believe
I'm saying this,

but I need the old,
stressed-out Destiny back.

This is a video
of the polar
ice caps melting

because people
refuse to respect
our amazing planet.

Come back, old Destiny!
Let your rage fester!

And use it to help me
put little umbrellas
in festively themed cups!

Ooh, sounds like
you've internalized
grind culture, my man.

Keep your mind open
and your pockets shut.

Stay wild, hodad.

Those are
nonsense words!

Well, we beat Barb
to the statue.

Now, we just
need to hide it
before she sees it.

My statue!

Dang it!

You thwarted
the bandits!

Now, I can
take it downtown
for the unveiling.

Actually, we can't!

BARB AND JAKE: Why?

What? I'm invested
in this journey.

We can't because
I wanna keep it here!

That way I can
always be staring

at my glorious face and...
Sea blazer?

That's an even
better idea!

We'll do the unveiling
here, during the party.

Wait, what?
That is not what...

And I'll get a photographer
from the Dusty Tush Times

to come and take a picture
of us with the statue.

That way the whole town
can see it at once.

Oh, great idea, Lou.

What is happening?

Your plan is getting
away from you.

Don't you worry, Lou.

I'll stand guard here all day
and protect my precious art.

Once again,
I'm over here.

Whoa! Which one of you
said that?

Wow, Jake.
You really went
all out for the luau.

There's a luau?

Ah, to be
you for a day.

What are we gonna do?
If a photo makes it
into the paper,

Barb is gonna be
the laughing stock
of the entire town!

Don't worry.
I've got a plan.

But first, we need to get
Barb away from that statue.

[BLOWS WHISTLE] Hey!

You can look,
but you can't touch.

You've got
the small hands
of a statue bandit,

and I will make
a citizen's arrest.

Barb, we have an emergency!
We need your help right away.

I'm busy
guarding the statue.

Whatever
the emergency is,
can wait.

I just heard some kids
on the basketball court
saying,

"It's not
about whether
you win or lose,

"it's about how
you play the game."

[YELLS] What?

Their minds
have been poisoned!

I'm coming,
impressionable youths!

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

Okay. Will you help me
move this statue again?

Wait!

Wasn't that parrot
on the other
shoulder before?

What parrot?

Winnie, I don't get
how drinking fruit punch
is an epic challenge.

[SNIFFS] Unless
it's a kiwi blend,

I just don't trust
fruit with fur.

Winnie? Where are you?[CREAKING]

Up here!

Winnie!

The challenge
is to drink fruit punch
in a super dangerous place.

Okay, um,
I know you get
this a lot, but why!

Relax! I've got it
all under control.

Not great timing,
chandelier!

What! What happened?

It looks like a Jimmy Buffett
merch table exploded in here.

Ooh, is Jimmy Buffett here?

I got mad respect
for the man

who gave voice
to cheeseburgers.

Destiny, the decorations
have been destroyed,

and the party's
in an hour!

You can't
just lay around
like this all day!

You know what?
You're right.

Finally! Thank you.

Forgot my headphones
while I was livin'
that hammock life, brah.

Ah! That was my fault,
for daring to hope.

Party's canceled!
If anyone needs me,

I will be firing
a fire dancer,
from a safe distance!

Takin' a load off,
Barbski? Righteous.

Nope. I'm not
doing this.Okay.

Destiny! Winnie's
stuck on the chandelier.
Uh, she's in danger!

Are you sure
she's in danger?

Or, has she
just succumbed

to the need for
immediate gratification

from too much time
serving The Man?

I've come
to the wrong person.

WINNIE: Help!

Wait!

I recognize that sound.

Uh, yes!
That's Winnie!
Your camper!

WINNIE: I'm stuck!

Winnie, misbehaving,
must intervene.

[SCREAMS AND
BREATHES HEAVILY]

I'm stressed.
I'm clenching my hands.

I can feel
my heartbeat
in my ears.

[GASPS]
I'm back, baby.

I was definitely not in
the weirdest caper today.

Okay, I got it.

Bill, Barb!
Help me grab
that hammock.

Nice try. That's how
statue bandits get ya.

Wow, I really
have no idea
what happened today.

And why am I craving
a cheeseburger?

I was definitely not in
the weirdest caper today.

What are you
doing up there?

Why are you
dressed like a parrot?

Ready?
On the count
of three. One...

Jumping into
a hammock challenge!

Well, at the very least

we learned
a valuable lesson today.

That was amazing!
I learned nothing.

Guys, I got more
party supplies!

Let's set 'em up
before Destiny finds out
we ruined the old ones

and uses
her scary voice.
[CHUCKLES]

Oh, hey, girl!

[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, I know
I'm in trouble.

I still can't believe
you pulled this off
on such short notice.

I mean with
my help, of course.

I asked you
to buy shaved ice,

and instead you
bought shaved mice.

Yeah, we're glad
you're back.

Sorry, things got
out of hand today.

But by taking
a little time for myself,

I learned that
I need to find a balance.

For instance,
that banner over there
is a little crooked,

but I am not gonna
let it bother me.

You wanna go
fix it, don't you?

So bad.

Hey, everyone.
And welcome

to Kikiwaka Ranch's
first ever Lou-au!

That's L-O-U-au.

Please clap,
I need it.

[ALL APPLAUDING]

First, I wanna thank
Parker and Destiny

for planning this
and keeping things
calm and under control.

Oh-h*,
I was not calm.

And I have amnesia.

'Kay. And thank you
to Bill, Winnie, and Noah
for the decorations.

BOTH: We destroyed
everything.

And I
was naughty.

Just let me
get through
my speech, people!

And a huge
congrats to Jake,

for being
the best-dressed
camper at this luau.

Again, what luau?

And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for,

the unveiling
of Dusty Tush's
newest monument.

[CAMERA SHUTTER
CLICKS]What!

Are those
my pineapples?

Wait, where
did my statue go?

[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

Lou! You've been
decapitated!

Over here.

Where did that
expl*si*n come from?

Those sounded
a lot like your
fireworks, Winnie.

But how did
they go off?

I hid them in the toolshed
next to the oily rags
and gasoline and, oh...

Wait, my statue
was in the toolshed?

Who put it there?

[SIPS]

Okay, fine!
It was me.

Barb, I hate
your statue.
It's hideous.

I see it
in my nightmares.

It looks like
if a Picasso painting

and the girl Gremlin
with the lipstick
had a baby.

You felt the need to expand
upon "I hate your statue?"

I wish you would've
told me the truth.

Barb, I love
our new friendship.

And you don't need
to sculpt something
to remind me of that.

But I wanted to thank you.

I know. But next time,
just send me a fruit basket
I'll inevitably regift.

All right,

bring it in, Lou-ser.

Are you sure
you've never
had a tail?

Barb,

I cannot go
down this road
with you again.

Hey, Barb.
What's this
all about?

Something that will make
the town of Dusty Tush proud.

Oh, no. You didn't
make another statue
of me, did you?

Of course not!

Oh, thank...
Good golly,
what is that?

I call it
The Power of the Barb,
A Reckoning.

What are your thoughts?
And be honest this time.

It... It's... It's...
It's amazing!

What she said
also me thinks!

Yay! Aw, thanks, guys.

I'm gonna go
get the photographer.

Statue bandits
strike again?A-yeah-huh.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]