01x01 - Monkey See, Doggie Do/Mommy Fearest

[bunniefuu]

Narrator: Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice ...

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction ...

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus The Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup

have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

Narrator Shouting:
The city of Towns ...

[Quietly]
Oh, sorry.

The city
of Townsville ...

A city that sleeps,

a tired town
with an early, early bedtime.

No need
for late nights here.

Got to get
that beauty sleep.

[Yawn]

so peaceful ...
the empty streets.

[Mumbling sleepily]
In the air...

Even in the suburbs,

Townsville citizens
are tucked away in their beds.

Ha ha!
Still haven't found

that unified theory,
eh, Professor?

[Snoring]

Ah, here's our girls,
far away in a dreamy slumber.

Ha ha! Go get 'em,
Buttercup.

Yes, everyone's resting up
for a bright new day.

But wait. What's this?

Someone in Townsville
is not asleep.

[Footsteps]

[Snoring]

Mojo Jojo: Oh...

Yes...

Ha ha ha!

Ooh!

Narrator:
Townsville Museum robbed?

Blossom: Hmm.
Well, it is missing.

Did you search
for any clues, curator?

Well, I didn't want
these brutish police

trouncing around
my beautiful museum.

That's silly.
Ok, girls, spread and search.

Nope.
Nope.
No clues.

Oh!

Well, uh, there was
something else stolen.

Uh, would that
qualify as a clue?

Powerpuff Girls:
The Anubial Jewels?

Mojo Jojo: Yes,
with these jewels,

the magic curse
of the ancient Anubis dog head

will finally be
unleashed,

and then the human race
will bow down to me ...

Mojo Jojo! Ha ha!

Narrator: Oh, no! Mojo Jojo!
Say it ain't so-so!

I sure hope The Powerpuff Girls
are on his trail.

Gee, I sure wish
we could find a trail.

Huh? Look!

[Dog barking]

That dog's
trapped!

Oh, poor puppy!

He must be
one hot dog.

Don't worry.
We'll let you out.

[Gasping]
Help me.

What? A talking dog?

What's
wrong, boy?

It was ...

[Grunting]

[Barking]

Well, this is weird.

[Dogs barking]

Something funny's
going on here.

Hey, it's the Powerpuff
signal.

Let's go!

What is it, Mayor?

Oh, Powerpuff Girls,

I'm so glad
you made it so quickly.

The safety of Townsville
is in great peril!

A sick plot is under way!

The madman responsible
for this is ... Huh?

Powerpuff Girls:
Miss Bellum!

[Barking]

[Gasping]

No time to lose!

The culprit
in this caper is Mo...

[Grunting]

[Barking]

[Gasping]

Puppy!

Ok, enough's enough.

We got to see
the Professor.

Bubbles!

[Giggling]

Blossom: Come on!
We've got work to do!

Oh...

[Dogs barking]

Narrator:
Oh, no! It's turning

into a dog day afternoon
in Townsville ... Literally!

Hey!

Arf arf!

Hey, stop that!

Ha ha ha!

Narrator: Doggone you,
Mojo Jojo!

How dare you turn man

into man's best friend,
you evil ...

[Narrator barking]

Ha ha ha!

[People screaming]

All right, you miserable,
flea-bitten curs, heel!

[Dogs stop barking]

I, Mojo Jojo,
am your master,

and you shall obey
my commands

like the dogs you are.

Because I am your master,
it is I who you will obey.

Obeying commands
is what you do.

I will give you commands,

and you will obey them.
Ha ha!

Now sit!

Ha ha ha! Speak!

[Dogs howling]

All right,
all right, ok.

Now steal!

[Dogs barking]

Ha ha ha!

Professor!

Bow wow wow
wow wow.

Puppy! Whee!

Bow bow bow wow.

Wait. I think he's trying to
tell us something.

Come on, boy,
what is it?

Come on,
come on.

Bow wow wow.

What's that, boy?
You want some water?

Ok, hold on.

[Alarm ringing]

[expl*si*n]

[Glass shattering]

[Barking]

Ok, boy.

All right, boy,
who's responsible

for all this?
Come on, who is it?

Bow wow.

What? Oh, ok.

Fetch!

[Growling]

Mojo Jojo: Ha ha!
Yes, perfect.

Now I have enough jewels
for my plan. Ha ha!

My plan needs lots of jewels
to make it work,

and now I have enough of them ...
jewels, that is.

Good boy. Good boy.
Good boy.

Now, who did it, boy?

Bow wow wow wow.

Oh, no! It was
bow wow wow wow!

No, Bubbles.

I think he said
Mojo Jojo!

Bow.

Let's get him.

Mojo Jojo:
Oh, yes. Ha ha ha!

Now I have the power

for one gigantic
worldwide blast

to change the whole world
into dogs.

Then I, Mojo Jojo,

will be the true master
of the world.

When all the world
is dogs,

their master will be me!

Not so fast ...

Mojo ...

Jojo!

Mojo Jojo:
Too late, Powerpuffs...

Or should I say
powerpups?

[Crash]

[Barking]

Ha ha! You're
no threat now.

Ha ha ha!

Yes, I do not find you
threatening, Powerpuff pooches.

Ok, good doggies.

I've got lots of work to do
controlling the world.

Now stay!
Ha ha ha!

[Growling]

[Machinery whirring]

[Barking]

[Smashing]

Huh?

Ha ha!

Lucky me. I have saved
the Anubis head.

If it had broken, the curse
would have been broken,

so I am lucky
that it did not break.

[Growling]

Stay away, you mutts!

Ha ha! Pick on someone
your own size.

[Bell rings]

[Growling]

[Growling]

Stay away,
you mangy mutts!

Don't force me to show you
my influence.

Ha ha!
Can't get me now.

Ha ha! Bleah!

[Barking]

Try as you might,
I am higher than you,

and being higher than you
puts me out of your reach.

Ha ha ha!

If you were up here,
you might get me.

Aah!

[Crash]

[Barking]

Oh, please
can we keep him?

Huh? Huh? Can we?
Can we? Can we? Please?

Girls, it's a big
responsibility

keeping an evil villain
in the house.

You've got to
feed him, water him,

take him for walks,

keep him from causing
mayhem and chaos

and chewing
the furniture.

[Narrator barking]

Ha ha! Fooled you.

So once again
the day is saved,

thanks to
The Powerpuff Girls.

Narrator:
The city of Townsville,

which is kept safe
from crime until...

Bonk bonk!

Who's there?
Bonk!

Bonk who?

Just bonk.

Ha ha ha!


for bed, girls.

Blossom.

Buttercup.

Bubbles.
Bubbles?

[Giggling]

Come back here,
young lady.

[Giggling]

Bed.

Good night, girls.

[Bubbles whimpering]

[Sigh]

P.A.: Cleanup
on aisle 8!

Wow!
I want these!

No way!
These are better!

uh-Uh! These!

All: Professor!

Girls, you may each have
what you want,

but I can't see
where I'm ...

[Crash]

Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't see
where I was going,

and I...
[Stammering]

Narrator: Uh-oh!
Direct hit, Cupid.

I ... I ... I ... I...

Hi! What's
your name?

Miss Goodelady ...
Miss Ima Goodelady.

We're The Powerpuff Girls!

Oh, I know exactly who you three
wonderful girls are,

but who is that strapping
gentleman behind you?

I ... I ... I ... I ... I...

He's the Professor.

He's single.
Bubbles!

What they mean to say is perhaps
if you're not too busy,

maybe he could
take you out.

Why, that would
be splendid.

Saturday night then?

No, Sunday!

I like Friday!

Friday it is.

Say, 8:00?

No, 10:00.

I like 7:00!



Yay! Friday at 7:00!

Well, see you then...

And of course,
you, too, Professor.

I ... I ... I ... I...

Narrator: Boy, that professor
is one smooth operator.

The big night!

I found
your bow!

Oh, it looks
so lovely.

Bubbles,
it's a bow tie,

and it goes
down here, see?

Oh. I guess that
looks good, too.

And your hair gel.
And cologne.

Breath mints.
And cuff links.

And some of these.
And don't forget
the flower.

Narrator: Looking sharp,
Professor.

And speaking of sharp,
it's almost 7:00 sharp!

I won't be late, girls,

and, mayor, thanks again
for baby-sitting.

Good-bye, Professor!
Have fun!

[Snoring and mumbling
sleepily]

Mayor, I'm back.
You can go home now.

Aah! My life
is a lie!

[Stammering]
Oh! Uh, ahem.

Uh, good night!

[Static]

Wake up, girls.
I have a surprise for you.

Huh?
Huh?
Huh?

I'm so excited to be
helping out around here

with you girls.

Helping out?!

With what?

Well, girls ...

Why don't you let me
explain to them?

Oh, ok, uh, sure.

Alone.

I'm at your command,
Ima. Ha ha!

Ha ha ha!
Oh, you.

You see, it's
quite simple, girls.

With the Professor
being as busy as he is,

it will be good to have
a female touch

helping out around here.

But we don't need
any extra help around here.

We're...

The Powerpuff Girls!

Ha ha ha!

And it is
that kind of attitude

that is going to change
around here!

Narrator: Uh-oh.
Something is amiss,

or maybe even soon...

a missus!
The next morning...

Come on, girls!
Townsville's in trouble!

And just where do you think
you're going?

We're going to
fight crime!

That's what we do.
Duh!

Not today you don't.

You three left
the living room

a complete mess
last night,

and there will be
no crime-fighting

until that room
is spotless!

No problem.

Done.

Fine, just fine...

But I'm afraid
you forgot...

this! And this!

And this and this
and this!

From now on, you are forbidden
to use your superpowers!

You will do things
like normal little girls!

Narrator:
And so The Powerpuff Girls

cleaned the room
like normal kids.

Boring.

Oh, girls!
It's time for...

Ima: Bed!

Uh, what? Bed?

Well, honey, they are
growing girls,

and growing girls do
need their rest...

don't they?

Well, I ... I ... I ...

But, Professor!

Well, if Ima thinks
it's time for bed,

then I'll have to
agree with her.

And growing girls don't
play with stupid dolls!

Now, good night.

Buttercup:
This stinks.

Bubbles:
It's too dark.

Blossom: There's something
fishy about that ...

Never mind that for now.
The city needs us!

Narrator:
That's more like it!

And so after a tiring evening
of crime-fighting,

the girls
quietly return home.

Ima: And just where
have you three been?

Well?!

We were out
fighting crime!

That's what we do.
Duh.

That's it!
You three are grounded!

[Yawning]
What's going on down here?

Oh, Professor,
I was so worried!

I went to check
on the girls,

and they weren't
in bed,

so I waited and waited.

Oh! I was so worried.

They purposely
disrespected me

and left to fight crime.

Oh, I just want
to be good to them,

so I punished them.

I just ... I just ...
oh...

Girls, she's
only looking out

for your best interest.

But ... But ... But ...

No buts.
You're g-g-grounded.

Narrator:
The Powerpuff Girls grounded?

How can this be?

What kind of crimes
will go unpunished?

What evil will befall
Townsville?

And just where the heck
is she off to?

[Ringing]

Hello.

Mayor: Blossom,
it's the Mayor.

Oh, hello, Mayor.

Blossom, I need your
help right away.

Sorry, Mayor,
but we're grounded.

Well, you picked
a fine night

to be grounded.

Sedusa is
robbing my safe

of its jewels
as we speak.

Hey, put those back!

Sedusa?!

Yes, that is
quite a coincidence

we got grounded.

Don't worry, Mayor.
We'll catch Sedusa...

as soon as
she gets home.

Blossom: And just where
have you been?

Well,
Miss Goodelady?

I thought I grounded
you brats!

I'm getting
the Professor.

Afraid not, Ima.
He's conveniently stepped out.

And we know you're not
such a good lady after all.

What's in the bag,
Sedusa?

Narrator: Sedusa?!
Who would have guessed it?

Let go!

Well, what do you know?
The Mayor's jewels.

Nice try, Sedusa,
but the game's over.

Ha ha! Never.

I'll just sweet-talk that sap
of a professor.

He'll believe me...

And you three
bug-eyed creeps

will be grounded
forever! Ha ha ha!

Ground this!

Oh, girls, I'm back
from the store?!

What's going on here?

Oh, Professor, honey,
thank goodness you're back.

The girls just went crazy and
jumped me when I came home.

No, Professor,
it's not true.

She's really
Sedusa.

And she grounded us
so she could make off

with the Mayor's jewels.

Liars!

Professor, sweetie,

you believe me,
don't you?

Please...

Help me.

Please.

[Gasp]

Professor: Girls,
call the police.

This crook isn't going to
deceive us anymore.

Yay!
Yay!
Yay!

Narrator: Well,
it looks like things

are back to normal
at the Powerpuff household.

[Doorbell rings]

Hello. Can I ...
[Stammering]

Hello. I live
down the street,

and I heard all about
your apprehension

of that vicious
criminal,

and so I baked you
a pie.

[Stammering]

Narrator: Uh-oh!
Here we go again!

Better nip this one
in the bud, girls.

And so once again
the day is saved,

thanks to
The Powerpuff Girls.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Powerpuff! ♪