01x09 - Bubblevicious/The Bare Facts

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

Spice...

And everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create
the perfect little girl.

But professor utonium
accidentally added

An extra ingredient
to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles, and buttercup
have dedicated their lives

To fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

Narrator: the city
of townsville

Is in need of
some serious pet control!

And here she comes now!

Professor:
uh, buttercup.

Now, buttercup...

Ok, stop.

Buttercup...

buttercup!

Um, I think
you got him, honey.

Come back in now.

How was that?

Well, I thought
you went

A little too far,
like when...

Man, buttercup!
You are hard-core!

There was this part
where you were stuck
inside the slug,

And it was
all gross and stuff,

And then, splat!
Pow! Bam!

You were hitting it,
and then you were
slamming

And on the ground
and punching
and then kicking!

It was all good
and stuff, and...

Bubbles.
Yeah?

It's your...
Turn.

Ok! I'm ready!

Aw, ain't she cute?

Blossom: professor,
don't forget to...

Don't worry,
blossom. I know.

Danger level 9
is way too much

For our little bubbles.

Ready? Here you go.

[Creak]

[Clanking]

Grr!

Boo! I'm going to
get you! Boo!

I'm going
to get you!

Boo! I'm going to
get you!

Professor!

You turned it down
again!

I'm just as tough
as blossom and buttercup.

I can handle
the rough stuff, too.

Come on, you guys.

Put it up just this once.

I'll show...aah!

You see, bubbles,

You're not ready for
the higher levels yet.

Oh, don't worry.
Cheer up.

Someday you will be.

It's not fair.

[Door slams]

She's so cute

When she's all pouty
like that.

Now, I want
you girls to go
right to sleep.

You've had
a hard day
of training,

And you need
your rest.
Good night.

Professor!

Yes?

Don't forget to leave
the hall light on for bubbles.

That's ok,
professor.

I'm not afraid
of the dark anymore.

Ha ha ha! Oh, bubbles!

You are so precious,
acting all brave.

Yeah. Everyone knows
you're the scardiest.

Am not!

All right, now.

Good night, girls.

Bubbles, thinking:
it's not fair!

I'm just as tough
and strong and mean

As buttercup
and blossom,

But they just don't
believe me.

They all treat me
like a baby.

I'll show them.

I'll prove that I can be...

hard-core!

Mission, begin!

Professor:
ain't she cute?

Buttercup: everyone knows
you're the scardiest.

Not ready for
the higher levels...

Blossom: leave
the hall light on.

Aah!

[Squawking]

Aah!

[Panting]

Who else wants some?

Let's play duck-duck-goose!
I'll be it.

Duck, duck, duck...

Goose!
Can't catch me!

Ha ha! What's
the matter?

Am I too fast
for cute little bubbles?

Ha! I got you!

You're out!
Done! Finished!

You were beaten
down, sister,

By cute little
bubbles!

Sheesh! Relax!

It's just a game.

[Buzzing]

The hot line!

What do you want,
mayor?

Oh! Uh...uh...
Spit it out!

Oh, well, yes,

Well, I'm stuck
in the middle

Of this huge traffic jam,

And I'm
going to be late...

I'm on it!

[Horns honking]

Well, I may be able
to talk,

But I sure as heck
can't drive.

Oh, hi, bubbles.
How are you...

Bad dog! Bad dog!
Bad dog!

Oh, bubbles,
have mercy!

Mercy is
for the weak!

Bubbles!
Have you lost
your mind?

Blossom: this isn't
the bubbles we know.

The bubbles you know
is gone!

I'm hard-core now!

But, um, you're
going overboard.

That's not
the powerpuff way.

Forget the powerpuff way!

I'm doing it my way.

I can handle townsville
myself!

What?
What?

But we're a team.

We look out
for each other.

I don't mean to burst
your bubble, girls,

But from now on,
I fly solo.

Narrator: whoa!
Sister's doing it for herself.

Let's hope she knows
what she's doing.

[Punching]

Bubbles!

Bubbles!

Bubbles!

Where could she be?

Let's keep looking.

Oh, I hope
she's ok.

[Groaning]

Now that I have you,
my sweet little bubbles,

Nothing can stop my plan
to take over the world!

What plan?

I'll tell you!

My plan to zap you
with my laser,

Causing you to cry out
just like a little baby,

Which, in turn,
will cause your sisters

To come flying
to your rescue,

For which I am
well-prepared,

As you can see.

And with you
out of the way,

No one will be
able to stop me!

That's the dumbest plan
I've ever heard,

And I'm not a baby!

Well, we'll see
about that!

[Groaning]

I'm not...
Going to cry...

You...dumb...
Doo-doo brain!

Doo-doo brain?
That's it!

I've had it with
your sassy mouth.

I didn't want
to do this.

Well...
Actually, I did.

[Squealing]

Yes. Yes!

Errrrr!

That's it!

Aah!

Ooh!

Both: bubbles!

What?
We heard you scr...

Whoa!
Whoa!

Wow, bubbles!
I can't believe

You defeated mojo
all by yourself.

You really whooped him!

Buttercup:
and look!

She took the laser
all the way to 11!

Whoa!

Man, bubbles. We really
underestimated you.

And you
know what?

What?!

Both: you're hard-core!

Me? Oh, shucks.

And girls, I'm sorry
for running off.

Mojo would never
have gotten me

If I had you two
to look out for me.

Team?

Team.
Team.

Yow!
Yow!
Yow!

Why, you, how dare you
zap me and my sisters?

Take this and that
and this and this!

Narrator: ha ha ha!

Oh, bubbles,
you're so cute

When you're all tough
like that.

So once again,
the day is saved,

Thanks to...

The powerpuff girls!

Mayor: the city
of townsville...

Is entirely mine!

I love this job.

There's just so much to love
about being the mayor...

Meeting new people,
visiting exotic places,

Soaring to new heights.

And I love my office.

I love my phone.

Hello! This is the mayor.

I'd like to order a pizza.
Put it on my tab.

Ha ha! I love the power!

Ah, my wife.

I love my...pen,

And I just love
the responsibility

And the active
decision-making

That comes with being one man
in charge of an entire city.

Miss bellum...
What am I supposed to do?

Good morning,
mayor. Well,
you can start

By signing some
very important
documents

On your desk.

Important documents?
Where would those be?

Important documents...oh!

"Important...new...law."

Hmm. Wonder what this
is all about.

Well, it must be important,
and I'll sign it.

[Buzz]

Hi, miss bellum, uh...

M-a-y-o-r.

Oh, yes.
Thank you, miss bellum.

[Crash]

Oh, my.

What's all that glass doing
on the floor?

What? Aah!

Oh, it's you!

You won't get away
with this, mojo jo...

Mayor: oh,
my head is gone.

Oh...where am i?

Why can't I see?

Wait! And why can't I move
my arms and legs?

Mojo: oh,
shut up already.

Who's that?
Is that you, mommy?

No, dummy. It's me,
the evil mojo jojo.

I blindfolded
and tied you up

In order to keep
the whereabouts

Of my secret lair
a secret!

Oh! You mean
the observatory

On the top
of the volcano

In the middle
of townsville
central park?

Ooh, shut up,
I say!

I say shut up
because I am going
to become powerful.

But before I can
become powerful,

I must be taken
seriously,

And the only way
to be taken seriously

Is to rule
the city of townsville...

As the mayor!

But in order for me
to become mayor,

You cannot be mayor,
and that is why

I had to strip you
of your...

Buttercup: not so fast,
mojo jojo!

Powerpuff girls!
Ooh! Take this!

[Punching and screaming]

Blossom: ow!
That's it, mojo.

Now you're
going to get it.

[Punching]

[Mojo groaning]

Blossom: let's get
the mayor!

Are you ok, mayor?

Buttercup:
yeah, are you ok?

[Bubbles giggling]

Mayor: what's
so funny?

Buttercup:
nothing. Come on.

[Girls giggling]

Mayor: aah!

Oh, hi, blossom.
Hey, where am i?

Back in your office,
safe and sound.

Are you ok?

A-ok, I think.

Why, that was
some fight
I heard.

Thank you for
saving my life,

Although
what was so
gosh darn funny?

Why were you
all laughing?

Well, you don't
want to hear it.

It's such a long story.

Yeah. Long story.
Yeah. Long story.

I got time.

Well, you see,
it goes like this.

We were all at school.

I was drawing
a pretty picture
of a red daisy.

But then blossom
came along and said

That the red daisy was
bio...ge...netical...

Biogenetically
impossible.

So then I made it
a yellow one,

But I really liked
the red one.

Maybe I should have
just made 2 flowers,

One red and one...

Bubbles! The mayor
doesn't want to hear

About your stupid
baby stories.

He just wants to know
the bare facts.

Who cares about
a dumb old flower,
anyway?

Mayor, I'll tell
you what really
happened. See...

I was at school,

Brushing up
on my conversational chinese,

When all of a sudden,
my hot line phone rang.

I knew there was trouble,
and I had to act fast.

I rushed to the phone...

Why is everything
always about you?

We were there, too.

Yeah. And I was
drawing a very
important picture,

Although now
I can't remember

If it was
a yellow flower
or a pink flower.

Hey, blossom,
do you remember
what color it...

Anyway,
like I was saying,

I answered the phone.

Oh, and buttercup and bubbles
were there too, I guess.

It was miss bellum
on the phone.

She informed me
that you'd been kidnapped.

Hey, you mean
mayornapped,
don't you?

He's not
a little kid,
you know.

Yeah, he's no
spring chicken.

Yeah.
He's no chicken.

Shush! Mr. Mayor,
you had written
an elaborate note

Telling miss bellum
that you had gone home

To write
your election speech.

Mayor: I did?
How smart of me!

That's not
what I mean.

See, you didn't actually
write the note.

But you just said
I wrote the note.

Miss bellum said
that you couldn't have
possibly written the note

Because she writes
all of your speeches.

Miss bellum
wrote the note?

No! Neither you nor miss bellum
wrote the note!

Then who wrote
the note?

I'm sorry, blossom,

But this is all
terribly confusing.

I knew that there was only one
evil, menacing character

Cunning enough
to do this.

Mojo jojo!

Mojo jojo?

Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!

Mojo jojo
wrote my speech?

I'll have to
thank him.

Aah! Mojo
wrote the note!

Mojo wrote the note!

We got to
the observatory,

Busted in,
beat up mojo,

Rescued you,
and here we are!

Can we go home now?

Buttercup! There's more
to the story than that.

Why were you
laughing so much?

My life
was at stake.

I don't see
what was so funny.

Well, I'm trying
to get to that, mayor,

If buttercup would
just butt out

And let me
tell the story.

We quickly forged out
on our mission

To defeat mojo jojo

In a typical "v" pattern
formation.

Yeah.
We were flying to
mojo jojo's house.

I like flying.

Oh, and then there
were these really
pretty clouds.

And there was one
that was shaped
like a heart,

And there was this
one that looked
like a pretty pony,

And there was one
that looked like
a cloud...

As I was saying...

I devised a tactical plan

Based on past scenarios
we had encountered.

Abiding to my powerpuff girls
plan book,

We surrounded the perimeter

Of the evil
mojo jojo compound

As outlined
in section 10-a.

What are you
talking about?

i busted in.
smash!

And there was mojo.
"Argh," he said,

"Not so fast,"
I said.

"Argh," mojo said.

It was just
me and mojo!

"Ha ha," he said.
Suddenly, he was
holding a giant laser.

Ka-boom! He fired!

And there was
a very pretty
shiny blue color.

It was coming at us.
Blossom was helpless.

Whoosh and smash
against the wall!

Yeah. Mojo did
a very silly thing,
he did,

Blowing a hole
in his house.

Boy, was he mad.

There was
steam coming out
of his ears.

But I knew that
deep down inside,

He was a sad,
poor little monkey.

Stop it, stop it,
stop it!

You're not making
any sense!

The mayor isn't following
your stories at all.

Well, if you
would butt out,
maybe he would.

Yeah!
Butt it out!

Let me
tell the story.

I tell it
the bestest.

Besides,
I remember
everything

Like it happened
yesterday.

It happened today!
See, this is what I mean.

Oh, shut up!

You don't even
know how to tell

A good bedtime
story.

Mayor: girls! Girls!
I just want to know

Why you were
all laughing.

Your turn,
blossom.

Uh, ahem.

Mojo surprised me

By deviating from his usual
textbook maneuver

By employing his fighting
robo mojo.

Yeah. It was
a big machine,

Bigger
than his laser
machine, even.

Even bigger...
Bigger than any
bigger machine,

Or even bigger
than the biggest
machine

That's bigger
than bigger.

Mojo directed
his missiles...

But I was ready.

He fired,
whoosh! Whoosh!

It was coming at me,
and I jumped,

Smash! Aah! Pow!

And then I flew
at him, and smash!

Crash! Wham!

Two-fisted punch.
Pow! Aah! High kick.

Head smash!
Bash, sucker!

Buttercup
hurt mojo's head,

And I would have
kissed his little
boo boo,

But then
I remembered he was
a bad monkey,

So I kicked
his face.

All of a sudden,
from nowhere,

Mojo jojo deployed
these ninja thingies.

Ahem. Nun-chucks.

And whoosh!
Whoosh, whoosh,
whoosh, whoosh!

He was all
kung fu style.
"Whoa-ha!"

But I was ready.

Then we initiated
the attack again.

I led the team,
of course.

But then blossom
got smashed...bash...

Right in the kisser.

And he almost
got me.

[Giggling]

And then mojo jojo
turned around

And swung
a mind-blowing bluff

And hit buttercup.

As she fell limp,
that's when I knew

That it was up to me
to save the day.

Um...i wasn't hit
that hard.

And what
about me, huh?

Uh...you drew
the pretty picture, remember?

Oh, yeah.

Mayor: but what about
all the laughing?

Now I was really mad.

Mojo was going to get it.

Smash! Crash!
I punched him!

And I gave him
a good one of my own.

I helped, too.

Buttercup was
beating up mojo pretty good,

According to plan.

Yeah. And there
were some guts.

Oh. I didn't
like the guts.
Yuck.

I took mojo into custody

In order to keep buttercup
from beating him up

And deposited him
in a safe place

And then saved you
and raced back here.

And then we took off
your blindfold,

And then you
asked us, "hey,"
what happened?"

And then
I told you I was
drawing a picture

Of a pretty flower,
and then blossom
said...

Both: you're telling
the whole story
all over again!

Ha ha. Sorry.

Mayor: girls! That's
all okey-dokey,

Peachy-keen,
fine and dandy.

But you never
explained what was
so gosh darn funny.

Whoa.
Look at the time.

Yeah. We got to go.

See you, mayor.

Bye!
Bye!
Bye!

Mayor: wait!
Why were you laughing?

Why were
you girls laughing?

Narrator, giggling:
oh, mayor.

Look's like mojo's
stripped you

Of even more
than your power.

But the girls couldn't
bear [bare] to tell you

The naked truth.
Ha ha ha ha!

So once again,
the day is saved,

Thanks to...

The powerpuff girls.

Mayor, you cheeky devil.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

Powerpuff!