01x10 - Cat Man Do/Impeach Fuzz

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

Spice...

And everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create
the perfect little girl.

But professor utonium
accidentally added

An extra ingredient
to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles, and buttercup
have dedicated their lives

To fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

Captioning made possible by
turner entertainment group
and u.s. Department of education

Narrator:
the city of townsville,

A place where catastrophe
could strike at any minute.

Male voice: that's right.
And with the jewel in place,

The hypnotic modulator
set to 10,

And the distance diameter
set to 15 miles,

Soon, the city
of townsville

Will see a day
like no other.

[Laughing evilly]

[Alarm]

Aah!

[Cat meows]

[Cat purring]

You are the most cutest kitty
in the whole world.

Yes, you are.

And to think
that mean old man

Had you all to himself.

Do you think
we'll be able to keep him?

If the professor
says we can.

No way.

We're not keeping
that stinky fleabag

Because I'm going to
end up feeding it

And cleaning it
and loving it.

Aw...
Aw...
Aw...

[Girls giggling]

Hey, what's so fun
in here?

No fun here.

But I heard
laughing.

No, you didn't.

We're just getting
ready for bed.

And everything is as normal
as normal could be!

[Giggles nervously]

[Sarcastically]
hee hee hee.

Normal as normal
could be, huh?

But you don't
understand.

And what don't
I understand?

Well, there was
this bad man,

And he had
this ray g*n.

And then we
were punching
and kicking,

And then
the cops came.

And then the place
started to fall apart...

[All talking at once]

Ok, ok!
I understand!

I underst-aah!
Oh!

[Laughing]

Oh, to be young
and to have a pet.

Oh, those were the days.

I remember when I brought
a puppy home to my parents.

And do you know
what they said?

Girls: they said yes?

They said...

No!

[Laughing]

Oh...

But kitty can stay
tonight.

I have a lot of work
to do in the lab,

So I'll decide tomorrow.

Now get those sleepy heads
into bed.

[Girls snoring]

Good night,
little angels.

[Humming]

[Cat meows]

[Humming]

[Meowing]

Out!

[Purring]

Aw...

The cat's in the bag

Once the professor
sees his breakfast.

We can keep kitty.

[Sobbing]

Why?

I knew it!

All: what did you say?

We can keep kitty.

All: oh, thank you,
professor!

Can I hold him?
No! None of you
can ever hold kitty!

Why don't we ever get
to play with kitty?

[Sobbing]
I wish I knew.

Well, let's
find out.

Girls: professor?

Girls! I know
I haven't told you,

But the laboratory
is now off-limits.
Bye.

Male voice: sorry about
the interruption.

Is everything ready
for tonight?

Yes, master.

Purr-fect.

[Whistling]

[Buzzing]

Bubbles, you get it.
I'm too tired.

Powerpuff hot line.

We're on our way, mayor.

Wake up!

What is it?

The cat's-eye jewel's
been stolen!

Again?

I thought we took
care of that guy.

Wait! What if the cat
is really the bad guy,

And he put the professor
under a hypnotic trance

And made the professor
build this evil machine,

And then they stole the jewel
to power the machine,

And they're going to
use it to hypnotize
all the people

So that the cats can rise up
and take over townsville?

Bubbles,
if we didn't have
to sit through

Your ridiculous
ramblings,

We'd be halfway to
solving this crime.

Oh. Well, then,
let's go.

Narrator: oh, bubbles,

You don't know
how right you are,

For at this very moment,

A catastrophe
is about to befall...

The city of townsville.

Cat: now, with
the cat's-eye jewel in place,

The hypnotic modulator
sent to 10,

And the distance diameter
set to 15 miles,

Soon the city of townsville
will be hypnotized

And obey the common
household feline.

[Laughing evilly]

And now
for the final step...

Professor?

Activate the beam!

Yes, master.

Simon! You can't
eat my turkey!

I mean, go ahead.

Good night, juju.

On second thought,
why don't you sleep on my bed?

I'll sleep out here.

Whoa!

Where's that
coming from?

Up there.

/Ha! I told you!

Professor, get them.

[Screeching]

Master!

Help me!

Girls: professor!

Master.

Come on, professor.

Snap out of it.

Yeah. It's us!

Blossom: please,
professor!

Snap out of it.

We love you!

I just don't know...

Where the heck
I am. I...

Girls! Oh!

Oh, I just had
the craziest dream.

I dreamed I was
hypnotized by a cat.

We stole a jewel,
and I jumped off
a building.

Ha! Pretty crazy, huh?

Yep. Pretty crazy,
professor.

Yeah.

Let's go home.

Hey. Help!

I'm stuck in a tree.

Help!

Narrator: oh, be quiet.
Bad kitty!

If you think the girls
are going to help you,

You're barking up the wrong...

I mean, you're meowing
up the...oh, well.

So once again,
the day is saved,

Thanks to
the powerpuff girls.

Narrator:
the city of townsville...

I have a dream!

A city of growth
and prosperity.

Of the people,
for the people,

And by the people!

A city run by one man.

That we,
the citizens
of townsville...

A man of strength
and integrity.

Promise to uphold
the virtues of our city.

Yes, this city,
our city,

Run by...

The mayor!

And furthermore,
ich bin ein
townsviller!

[Applause]

Uh, that was
quite a speech, mayor,

But why did you
even bother writing it?

No one's running
against you.

No one ever does.

Oh, my dear girl,

If george washington
used snails instead
of greyhounds

To pull his sled,

There would be
no trees
for honest abe

To shout from
the highest
mountain.

What?
That's right.

I'm a fierce
political creature,

And I never
give up the fight.

Besides,
I love to kiss

All of those
adorable babies.

[Kissing noises]

Mayor: vote for mayor
for mayor!

Vote for mayor
for mayor!

Vote for mayor
for mayor.

Vote for mayor
for mayor.

Vote for mayor
for mayor.

Vote for mayor
for mayor.

Vote for mayor
for mayor.

Vote for mayor
for mayor.

Vote for mayor
for mayor.

Vote for mayor
for mayor.

Vote for mayor
for mayor.

Vote for mayor
for mayor.

Vote for mayor
for mayor.

Vote for mayor
for mayor.

Fuzzy: shut up!

I says, "shut up!"

Shut up?

Shut up?
Shut up?!

Yeah, I like it.
Shut up!

I like it a lot!

Shut up!
What an excellent campaign!

Yes, yes.
Very concise.

And straightforward.

He's got my vote.

Yeah! Fuzzy
should run for mayor!

Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.

No.

[Snoring]

Get off of my...
Huh?

[Laughing]

Fuzzy: bellum!

Yes...mayor?

Scoot your pretty
little self in here,

And let's take
a gander at you.

Do I have to?

I said, "scoot!"

[Wolf whistle]

Charming.

Is there
anything else I can
do for you, mayor?

What?

[Sighs]

Well, uh, howdy,
your fuzziness.

Is "thar"
anything else
I can do for "ye"?

Hoo doggy!
I likes that.

Ha ha!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

I almost forgotted.

I gots me
an emergency.

What am I
supposed to do?

Well, first off,
you...

Ahem.

I reckon you all
should call

Them thar
powerpuff girls.

[Buzzing]

Um, howdy.
This is blossom.

Fuzzy: I gots me
another emergency here.

[Mumbling]

Pardon me?

I said...

[Mumbling]

Mayor, it sounds like
you're talking into a...

I gots
an emergency!

Get here quick!

Help me catch my pig.

[Pig squealing]

Emergency.

Emergency.

Emergency!

[Music playing]

Here, pig.
Soo-wee, pig.

Piggy pig!

We haven't fought
crime in weeks,

And if I have to
milk another goat,

I'm going to be
sick.

Plus he isn't
a real mayor.

He doesn't care
about our town.

He only
cares about himself.

Yeah. Mayor or not,
we got to impeach
fuzzy

And get our old
mayor back.

But we don't know
where he is.

No. But we know
someone who does.

[Clanging]

[Snoring]

Howdy...or,
I mean, hello.

Thank goodness
it's you, girls.

Yes. Yes, of course.

Meet me at the park
outside of town

In 15 minutes.

♪ The old gray mayor ♪

♪ He ain't
what he used to be ♪

♪ Ain't what
he used to be ♪

Mayor! We found you!

We need you back,
mayor.

You need to run
townsville again.

I'm all washed up,
girls.

Nobody wants me
as mayor anymore.

But we don't get
to fight crime anymore.

I don't care.

He's turned your office
into a pigsty, literally.

I don't care.

He's tarnishing
the image

Of what it is
to be the mayor.

I don't care.

He's wearing
your hat.

Fuzzy!

You can throw away
my things,

And I don't mind
the hay on the floor,

And the chicken wire's
a nice touch,

And I kind of like that
beat-up old flivver,

But no one...
I mean no one...

Wears my mayoring hat.

Now, give it back!

I'll wrassle you
for it.

[Ding ding]

Announcer:
ladies and gentlemen,

In this corner,
weighing in at 95 pounds,

Defending his title as mayor
and his hat,

Ex-mayor, mayor!

Crowd: yay!

And in this corner,

Weighing in
at 250 pounds,

The present mayor,
fuzzy lumkins!

Crowd: boo!

Fuzzy: don't forgets
my kin:

Furry, fluffy, and hairy.

Crowd: boo!

Hey! That's not fair!

If you wrassles
one lumkin,

You wrassles
them all.

Well, it's 4 against one!

Oh, all right,
fine.

Pick someone.

Oh, well, ok.

Then I pick...
Uh...

Professor utonium.

All: what?

What?

What's wrong with you?

Take my girls, please.

No, no, no.
Get up here,
professor,

And show fuzzy
what for.

[Professor moaning]

Thanks a lot.

[Ding]

Aah!

Hey! That's
not fair!

[Mayor screaming]

Aah!

[Crowd cheering]

Oh, well, I guess
I don't know my own strength.

One...

Well, I whomped
your back,

Which means
I'm still the mayor...

And I get your hat.

[Voice reverberating]


[Rumbling]

Fuzzy!

Nobody wears my hat!

Let's get it on.

[Cameras clicking]


You're out!

[Audience cheering]

Uhh...

What happened?

I'll take that.

The winner
and new mayor...

The ex-mayor...

Mayor!

[All cheering]

[Buzzing]

Yes, mayor?

Emergency!

What is it, mayor?

Help me catch my pig!

Narrator:
ha ha ha!

Mayor, you've always got
my vote.

And so once again,
the day is saved,

Thanks to
the powerpuff girls!

Y'all come back now, hear?

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

Powerpuff!