02x05 - Dream Scheme/You Snooze You Lose

[bunniefuu]

Sugar...

Spice...

And everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create the
perfect little girl.

But professor utonium
accidentally added an extra
ingredient to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles, and buttercup
have dedicated their lives

To fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

The city of townsville
on the planet earth
out in outer space.

And not too far out
in outer space,

Just behind the earth's moon,

A mysterious craft lies in wait.

Alien:
target achieved,
your highness.

Firing sequence ready
on your command.

Second alien: excellent.
Launch the storpedo.

Narrator:
the town of farmsville,

A quiet, hardworking
agricultural community,

Whose residents
take humble pride in
the most important of duties...

The growing of
wholesome, natural foods

Which are promptly harvested,

Packed, and shipped to
the many hungry and grateful
residents of townsville.

These busy city dwellers may
have important appointments
to keep,

Deals to make,

Information to distribute,

And constructions to construct,

But none of the business
that is townsville
could even begin

Without a trip to the market

And a heaping plate full of
that nutritious, delicious
farm-raised goodness.

Mm-mmm.

Come on, kids.

Eat your
vegetables.

No way, jose.

Yeah.
No way, jose.

I don't eat
broccoli.

Yeah. I don't eat
bloclori.

Here comes the broccoli express!

Woo-woo. Into the tunnel.

Here comes the pirate ship
to hide treasure in
the secret cave!

Here comes the x-wing space
fighter zooming around
through hyperspace

With proton torpedos
to blow up the death star!

Yuck! I ain't
eatin' that!

Why?

Because vegetables
is for sissies and
rabbits, right, dad?

Right.

And eatin'
the flesh of
stupid lesser beasts

Makes you strong,
right, dad?

Right.

Eew. What's that
icky green stuff?

It definitely
isn't cake.

It ain't
a corn dog.

I know it's
not a hamster.

You eat hamsters?

No! I like hamsters,

And I know I don't
like that...stuff!

Now, girls, eat
your broccoli.

It's exactly what
growing superheroes
need

To charge up
their powers.

Oh, it's packed with
all kinds of vitamins
and minerals

And mmm-mmm!
It's so good for you!

Too bad
it tastes
so nasty.

You haven't even
tasted it yet.

Shh!

Well, you're not
leaving the table

Until your broccoli
is all gone.

And the only way to
get rid of broccoli

Is to eat it all up
like this!

Eew!
Ick!
No!

Alien:
your highness,

Readings show
the receptor spores
have been ingested.

Excellent.

The time is ripe
to initiate
hypnotransmythesis.

Now the earth's
barbaric mammal people

Shall be hypnotized
into a vegetable state,

Allowing my warriors

To reap through
the earth's
animal population

And weed out all
the human beings,

Leaving we,
the broccoloid empire,

To harvest the fruits
of the earth

And plant the seeds
of a new empire!

[Laughs evilly]

Professor? Professor?

Are you all right?

You see, I told
you that stuff
was wrong.

Why did you eat it,
professor? Why?

Narrator: just then, the girls'
ultrasonic hearing is bombarded
with cries for help.

Sounds like we're
not the only ones
in trouble.

We gotta find out
what's going on!

Narrator: so the girls
head out across townsville,

But everywhere they go,
the story's the same...

My mom was trying
to make us
eat broccoli,

But I wouldn't,
so she ate it,
and her...

Eyes started glowin',
and then they just
zonked out, man!

Just like
the professor!

We've got to investigate
that broccoli!

Narrator: so the girls traced
the broccoli back to its roots

In hopes of unearthing
some clues.

Bubbles:
hey, girls!
Over here!

What is it?

Looks like
a m*ssile.

Or a weird
pea pod.

Or both!

Narrator:
upon closer inspection,

Blossom's microscopic vision
reveals...

Blossom:
it was carrying some sort of
alien mind control spores.

There's spores all over
this field.

It must have infected
the broccoli.

But why?
Where did it
come from?

Buttercup:
looks like we're about
to get our answer.

Blossom:
quick, hide!

Leaftenant, branch out
and scout the area for
our first wave of invasion.

What?

Nobody invades
earth!

Without a fight!

From the powerpuff girls!

Earth creatures!

Why aren't you
hypnotized?

'Cause we didn't eat none of
your diabological spores.

Well, then, eat this!

Aah!

That scared
the pants
off of me!

How are we ever
gonna stop 'em?

The only way
to get rid of
your broccoli

Is to eat it
all up.

Barbarians!

Eew! Eew! Eew!

Ugh! Nasty!

Swallow your
pride, girls!

We gotta eat 'em
to beat 'em.

I'm getting full!

I think I've
got room for
one more!

What? You're getting
full already?

But that was just
an appetizer.

Here comes
the main course!

Uh-oh, we're
gonna need
some help!

What's the matter,
don't have the stomach for it?

Narrator:
and with that, the girls
retreat back to townsville

To enlist the aid of
the other children.

So you see,
the only way to
save the earth

Is by eating
broccoli.

Oh, don't
believe her.

This is just
some kind of
trick

To get us to eat
vegetables.

What? You doubt
the word of
a powerpuff?

Or maybe you're
just scared to
eat vegetables?

Tell you what.

Why don't you
just run on home
to your mama

And see if
she'll make you
a bologna sandwich.

Oh, wait.
You know what?

She can't,

'Cause she's
been zapnotized
by alien invaders!

But you don't want
to help save her

'Cause you don't
feel like eating
a few vegetables!

Let's do it for the folks!

[Cheering]

Let me at 'em!
Let me at 'em!

Narrator: and so,
as the vegetarian forces
mobilize for invasion,

The children of townsville
gird their loins for battle.

[Siren wails]

Halt!

Colonel, let's trim back
that overgrown city.

a*tillery,
on my mark.

Ready,

Aim,

Fire!

Those little sprouts
have pumped my
tanks!

No matter.

Infantry,
after them!

Storm the city!

Release the cheese!

Huh? No!

Charge!

[Cheering]

[Cheering]



Ow!

[Laughs evilly]



The horror,
the horror.

Stay down, soldier.

You've seen
enough action.

Blossom, a lot of us
are getting really full.

I don't know
how much more we can eat.

Sire, their forces
are weakening.

We have them
on the run.

Excellent.

It's only
a matter of time
before...what?

Narrator: oho! Here comes
the hungry cavalry!

Hooray!

Charge!

Retreat!

Whoa!

[Cheering]

No! No! Leaf me alone!

I don't deserve this!

[Cheering]

Narrator: so, with
the broccoloids devoured

And the hypnotrasnmythesizer
destroyed,

The parents of townsville
awaken,

And families once torn apart
by w*r are reunited once again.

And as normal life resumes,

We join
the utonium family

On an outing to
the supermarket.

Why don't you girls go
pick out some cereal

And I'll meet you
in the produce aisle?

Ok!

We'll see if we can't find
some greens they will eat.

[Growls and shouts]

Give 'em heck,
troops!

We'll show 'em
who's boss!

You can never be
too careful!

And so, once again,
the day is saved

Thanks to the powerpuff girls!

And the hungry little tykes
of townsville.

The city of townsville.

A tidy town,

Where the townsville townies
take pride in keeping
their tiny town tidy.

[expl*si*n]

[Laughs]

What a mess!

Well, guess our work's
done here!

Come on!

Oh, I feel
so dirty.

I know.
Isn't it great?

Dr. Utonium:
welcome home, girls.

I ran a nice,
hot bath for you.

A bath!
A bath!

A bath?

[Giggling]

Come on in,
buttercup!

The water's fine!

Don't you know that only
big fat sissies take baths?

I'm not fat.

[Roars]

Blech! This is
gonna get nasty!

It sure is!

Hey!

Eew.
Eew.

[Roars]

And stay down,
sucker!

Let's go!

Is it me, or does
buttercup stink?

[Roars]

[Giggling]

What are you doing?

Don't you know you're just gonna
get dirty again tomorrow?

Sheesh.

[Sniffs]

[Glass breaks]

Buttercup, you stink.
Take a bath.

Argh. What's the sudden interest
in my personal hygiene?

I'm not taking a bath!

And if you don't like it,

Throw me out!

[Door slams]

Fine. Who needs you?

[Rooster crows]

I just hope buttercup
remembers to get
to school on time.

[Roar]

[Crash]

Ha ha!
Ha ha!

[Roars]

Ha ha!

Now, grapes are green,

And what else is green?

Grass, that's right!

Now, an apple is red.

Who can tell me
what else is red...

[Sniffs]

Eew!

Sorry I'm late,
miss k.

I was just stopping
an evil monster.

[Alarm sounds]

Well, what do you know, kids.
A fire drill.

I guess we all better
get out of here.

[Cheers]

[Nasally]
buttercup, you stay.

Ah, who needs 'em.

[Cough]

[Telephones ringing]

Yes, yes, I know!
I smell it, too!

Do you think I'm blind?
Of course I smell it!

Yes, yes, uh-huh.
I know, yes.

Something must be done!

Hey, where did everybody go?

Man: there she is!

[Shouting]

Buttercup!

Thank goodness
we found you.

As mayor of
townsville,

I feel it is
my sworn duty
to tell you that

You stink!

You smell!

You reek!

You're stinking up
the whole town.

So either
take a bath

Or take a hike!

Enough talk!

It's burn time!

[Crowd shouts agreement]

[Barking dogs]

Wait! What am I doing?

Where'd she go?

Hmm. First my family,

Then my friends,

And now townsville.

I mean, what does being clean
have to do with being
a superhero, anyway?

Who needs them?

As long as I can fight
monsters and stuff,

I ain't never coming clean!

[Growl]

Now, that's what
I'm talking about!

You're going to have to do
better than that!

Yeow! Get it out, get it out!

Hey, wait!

Where are you going?

Uh, I was gonna
go home.

Why?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe because...
You stink!

What?!

[Stammering]

All right, I'll do it!

I'll take that stupid...

Bath.

Now, then.
See, buttercup?

Don't you feel better
now that you're all
squeaky clean?

"Now that you're all
squeaky clean..."

Shut up!

I only took
this stupid bath

So I could fight
monsters again.

You know, buttercup,

You may be clean,

But your attitude
still stinks.

Narrator:
ripe you are, buttercup,

I mean, right you are, blossom.

And so the day is bathed
thanks to the powerpuff girls!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

Powerpuff!