02x06 - sl*ve the Day/Los Dos Mojos

[bunniefuu]

- Sugar,

Spice...

And everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create
the perfect little girl.

But professor utonium
accidentally added an extra
ingredient to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles, and buttercup
have dedicated their lives

To fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

Narrator: the city
of townsville...

"Smells"?
Say, what's going on here?

"The mayor's dumb"?
Say, that's just rude.

Who's responsible for this?

The gangrene g*ng!
I should have known.

Ha, ha, ha.
Nice job, ace.

Yeah.

[Hisses]

Hey, you guys, amskray,
the train's comin'

Arturo: hey,
what about me?

Thanks, ace.

Man, that was close.
Everyone here?

Yes.

Arturo: si.
grubber: phrrrpt!

Ace: billy? Billy!

Ace: billy.
There he is.

[Billy laughing]

[Laughing]

[Train whistles]

g*ng: no, no. Help, help.
Billy, get out of there.

[Train whistles]

The powerpuff girls!
Let's get out of here.

Girls: not so fast,
gangrene g*ng.

Billy's can crushed.

Ah, billy would have been
crushed like can.

Powerpuff girls
save billy life.

Powerpuff save
billy life.

Powerpuff save
billy life...

Utonium: oh, girls,
you have a visitor waiting
for you upstairs.

Girls: a visitor?

[Girls gasp]

Girls: big billy!

Duh, hello?

What are
you doing here?

[Sniffles]

Duh, billy come
to thank girls.

Billy saved
from choo-choo by
powerpuff girls.

Billy love
powerpuff girls.

Billy grateful.

Billy do everything
for powerpuff girls.

What?

Cool, a butler.

Aah,
he's so cute.

But what about
the gangrene g*ng?

Hey, where's billy?

Didn't he get run
over by the rain?

Oh, yeah.
I forgot.

The g*ng don't
care about me.

Huddle!

Girls, he's one of
the gangrene g*ng.

Ah, but he wants to thank
us for saving his life.

And batman
has a butler.

The bunny, bunny, bunny.

Well, I guess he
couldn't do much harm.

Utonium: girls! Dinner's ready.

Duh, billy help.

Billy help.

Uh-oh.

Yecch! I hate broccoli.

Now, buttercup, you must
eat your vegetables.

If buttercup doesn't
want to eat vegetables,

Then she doesn't
eat vegetables.

[Nervous laughter]
uh, ok.

See? I told you
he would work out.

Uh, girls. It's bedtime.

Billy help ready
powerpuff girls for bed.

[Bubbles giggles]

[Laughing]

Billy: and so
the 3 little wolves went
to the pigs' house

And he said,
"fe, fi, fo, fum.

"You sure have
big teeth, grandma."

And then hansel and
the 3 blind mice climbed
up the beanstalk

To sell mother goose
an old shoe.

[Snoring]

[Phone beeping]

Hello?

Hello?

Blossom?

No.
Buttercup?

No.

Bubbles?

[Laughing] no.

Well, I don't care
who this is,

But the girls
better get down
here immediately.

The bank is being
robbed again.
Good-bye.

Good-bye.

Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

What is it, billy?
What is it?

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Who was on
the phone, billy?

The mayor.
The mayor called?

Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

What did he say,
billy?

Emergency!
Emergency!

What emergency?
Where?

Uh?

Where billy? Where
is the emergency?

Uh!

Buttercup:
come on, billy.

Bubbles: think,
billy, think.

Uh...oh, yeah!
The bank!

An emergency at the bank.

Let's go, girls.

Wait for me.

Narrator: townsville bank.

All right, hands up.

This is a robbery.

Narrator: the bank robbing g*ng.
Oh, how horrible.

[Crash]
girls: not so fast,
bank robbing g*ng.

Robber: the powerpuff girls.

Duh, billy help.

Billy, what are you doing?

Helping!

They're getting away.

Duh?

Robber: bye, powerpuff
girls. [Laughs]

Thanks, billy.

You let them get away.

You're welcome.

Hurry up, girls.
The mayor just called.

He said you'd better be
getting down to townsville
museum immediately.

Somebody's stealing
all the art.

Duh, billy help.

Blossom: no, billy. Wait.

Narrator: somebody's stealing
art from townsville museum.

Who could it be?

Oh, no.
It's the salami swami.

I never would have linked
him to this crime.

[Crash]
billy: duh, billy help.

Billy, look out!

All right, billy.

Now it's your turn.

No, billy, no.

Oh, this isn't happening.

Powerpuff girls,
the mayor just called.

There's
a giant monster...

Billy help.

Girls: no, billy,
come back!

Oh!

[Screeching]

Big monster try to hurt
powerpuff girls.

Billy hurt monster bad.

Girls: no, billy, no.

Billy: big billy save the day!

[Billy laughs]

Uh, blossom,
are you ok?

Bubbles: blossom?

That's it!

First, you let
the bank robbers get away.

Then you destroy
irreplaceable art.

And now you've destroyed
all of townsville.

You do less
damage as a member of
the gangrene g*ng.

Now, go!

[Bawls]

Billy no like
you anymore

Billy go back to g*ng.

[Billy bawls]

Narrator: back at the gangrene
g*ng's hideout.

Arturo: ah, man.
Grubber always wins.

Aw, hey, billy,
we thought you were dead.
Deal 'em again, snake.

Uh-huh! Ace,
it was terrible.

First the powerpuff girls
save billy from choo-choo.

Then billy tried to help
powerpuff, then powerpuff
girls be mean...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a second.

Billy, start over.

Um, after you
came in, billy.

Oh, sorry.

...and so after
the powerpuff girls
were mean to billy,

I came back here.
[Sniffles]

I can't believe
the powerpuff girls
saved you,

A member of
the gangrene g*ng.

[Spitting]

Grubber, that is
an excellent idea.

Billy, my boy,
after tomorrow, you
won't have to worry

About those
mean powerpuff
girls again.

Narrator: oh, boy. I sure
don't like the sound of that.

And look! It's already tomorrow.

Billy: help! Help!

Hey, do you guys
hear that?

Buttercup: yeah, it's
coming from the subway.

It's big billy.

Oh, no. Not again.

Wait. We're
not going to save
him again.

We have to.

We're superheroes.

Oh!

Help. Help
somebody. Help.

[Crash]

Billy, what
are you doing?

I...

Gotcha!

What?

g*ng: gotcha!

Ace: [laughs] the train's
coming girls, and you are...

Phrrrpt!
Well put, grubber.

[No audio]

Man, that train's
coming fast.

Arturo: yeah, that
choo-choo is chugging.

Choo-choo?

Girls save billy
from choo-choo.

Billy save girls
from choo-choo.

Billy, don't be a hero.

[Crash]

Thanks, billy.

But you know what
you did was wrong.

Good.

Narrator: billy, billy, billy.

You saved the girls
from danger.

You'd done good.

But you'd put them there
in the first place.

So, you'd done bad.

When will they ever learn
that crime doesn't pay.

It hurts. Ouch!

And so once again
the day is saved thanks
to the powerpuff girls.

The city of townsville
is under renovation.

But that doesn't hinder
the daily life of its
citizens, no sir.

Yes, the hustle and bustle
of life goes on as usual.

Even the evil mojo jojo
maintains his daily routine
of evildoing.

But thankfully,
the powerpuff girls also
stay right on schedule...

And on mojo's trail.

Go, girls! Go!

[Laughing]

Huh? Dead end.
I can go no further.

It is the end of the line.

Blossom: we've got you now...

Mojo...
Jojo.

Power up, girls.

[Laughs]

You cannot hurt me with
your puny eye beams.

But why don't you try on
this i-beam for size?

Scramble.

Bubbles, look out.

Girls: bubbles!

[Mojo laughs]

I, mojo jojo,
have knocked you out.

I have put you in a state
of unconsciousness.

Ha, ha! I laugh
at your pain.

I make a sound of pleasure
at your shortcomings.

I do this because I am bad.

I am evil.

I am mojo jojo.

[Water running]

[Mojo jojo humming tune]

Buttercup: oh, where
could she be?

These are her bandages.

She's not under here.

This isn't like her.
[Phone beeps]

Hah! The hot line.
What is it, mayor?

Blossom, mojo jojo
is destroying soho

With his robo
jojo and that's
a big no-no.

So hurry up
and go-go.

Oh, no. Buttercup,
let's move out.

But what about bubbles?

Well, we don't have
time for that now.

Townsville's in
trouble again.

Narrator: hurry, girls, hurry!

Mojo's got a big, mean
destruction machine.

Girls: ew!

That's mojo jojo
all right.

Yes. He's certainly
outdone himself
this time.

Here he comes.
Hold your ground.

Mojo: boy this situation
would be much more menacing

If it were actually
me in there.

Wouldn't it?

Girls: mojo jojo!

Buttercup, wait.

Take this and
that and some of this
and one of those.

Buttercup, if
mojo jojo is here,

Then he can't
possibly be the one
destroying townsville.

Then who is in
the robo jojo?

Why don't you
see for yourself.

Girls: bubbles!

Narrator:
bubbles?
Mayor:
bubbles?

Bubbles?
Crowd: bubbles?

Bubbles.

I am not bubbles.
Bubbles is not who I am.

I am the one
the only single solitary
doer of dastardly deeds.

Purveyor of pestilence
and deliverer of lawlessness.

A menace to mankind,
I am bad, I am evil,

I am mojo jojo. [Laughs]

I do not talk like that.

The way I communicate
is much different.

I do not reiterate.
Repeat: reinstate the same
thing over and over again.

I am clear, concise
to to the point. I...

Take this and that
and some of this
and one of those.

What kind of evil
have you bestowed
upon our sister?

You've got
to be kidding.

I'm wet. I'm naked.
Your sister is wearing
my clothes.

And this is all part
of some evil plot

To rule the world as a soggy
chimp in my birthday suit?

Buttercup, I don't think
mojo's behind this one.

That bump to bubbles' head
must have led her to believe
that she is mojo jojo.

No? Really?
Do you think?

Bubbles: enough of
this tomfoolery.

Cease and desist and
furthermore, shut up!

Ok, bubbles.
Quit monkeying around.
This isn't funny.

For the last time,
I am not bubbles.
I am...

Mojo jojo!

Narrator: uh-oh.
Bubbles done a bad thing.

[Blossom grunting]

Blossom, wait.

She's our sister.

Yeah, but that
really hurt.

I know, I know.
But two wrongs
don't make a right.

She hits you,
you hit her.

Suddenly, we're all
hitting each other.

Then we'll all be right
back where we started.

What's the matter,
buttercup?

Afraid I'll whup
the skirt off you?

All right, let's
kick her butt.

No, buttercup.
You're right.
She is our sister.

And as sisters
we have an intrinsic
duty to uphold peace.

Not only for the city
of townsville but
amongst ourselves.

Ugh. Why did I have
to open my big trap?

Enough of this chatter.

It's time to meet...

Your maker.

Girls: you leave
the professor out of this.

[Bubbles screaming]

Right on. We did it.

We finally destroy
the powerpuff girls.

Now there is no one
to stop us.

Hand in hand,
we can work together.

We can rule the world.

Just you and me, bubbles.

I'm not bubbles.

Bubbles is not my name,
for the name "bubbles"

Is not the correct
name to address me by

Because it is
not my name.

If you were to address me
by the name "mojo jojo,"
that would be correct,

For my name is mojo jojo.

And I will only be
addressed by that name,
which is mojo jojo.

And furthermore,
it is not we who
will rule the world,

It is i,
I being mojo jojo,
who is not bubbles,

Shall rule
this world alone,

Which is to say without
anybody else,

And without anybody else
shall I rule this world.

And, when this world is
ruled by only one person, it
is not a collective group,

That one person who
shall be ruling the world

Will be not other than
me, mojo jojo. [Laughs]

Oh, shut up.

That's all just well
enough because in reality,

There's only room enough in
this world for one mojo jojo.

One shall be the number of
mojo jojos in the world

And the number of mojo jojos
in the world shall be one.

Two mojo jojos is too many
and 3 is right out.

So the only mojo jojo
there is room for in
the world shall be me.

And being the only
mojo jojo in the world,

I will rule the world

In which there is only
one mojo jojo! [Laughs]

What? What happened?

[Gasps] there's only one
evildoer in the world

Who could have done this
to townsville, and that's...

[Laughs]

Mojo jojo!

Look.

It looks like
bubbles is back to her
sweet old self again.

That's good because
there certainly isn't
enough room

In the world for
two mojo jojos.

I heard that.

Narrator: yeah, yeah, so did
we about a million times.

We get it already.

And so once again the day is
saved thanks to mojo bubbles...

Th-the the powerpuff...
Ah, heck. The day was saved

So says me, the narrator,
so-called because I speak
the narrative of the story.

I advance the plot.
I begin and end each episode
of powerpuff girls,

Me, the narrator.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she is the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup, well,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come, just in time,
the powerpuff girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world... ♪

♪ Here they come, just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

Powerpuff!