02x09 - Imaginary Fiend/Cootie Gras

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

Spice...

And everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create
the perfect little girl.

But professor utonium

Accidentally added an extra
ingredient to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles, and buttercup
have dedicated their lives

To fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

Narrator: the city
of townsville,

A friendly place
that awakens every morn

With the friendly sound
of friendly children

Heading off
to a friendly day of education.

Children: yay! Whee!

[Children yelling happily]

[Children yelling happily]

[Bell rings]

Well, hi there.

We've been
expecting you.

Come on in.
Don't be shy.

Good morning, children.

Children: good morning,
ms. Keane.

Now, class, I have
a little surprise for you.

You're getting
a nose job?

You're getting married?

You're
getting fired?

No. Not that kind
of surprise.

Today we have
a new student.

Everyone, I'd like you
to meet mike...mike believe.

Uh...mike? Mike?

Uh...now, mike...

Ok, mike,
just take a seat.

Hi, mike.
I'm bubbles.

It's very nice
to...meet...you.

[Children laughing]

What's wrong
with that kid?

He won't play
with anyone.

He's probably just shy.
I like him.

Bubbles! You're
forgetting to jump again!

Oops! Sorry.

[Whooshing noise]

What? Huh?
Who said my name?

Oh, hi there.
How did you know my name?

You want to be my friend?

Ok. What's your name?

See? I told you
that kid's weird.

He's talking
to himself.

There's nothing
wrong with talking
to yourself.

Well, I don't know
about that.

What do you mean?

It's kind of weird.

Is not!

Is too!

Is not!
Is too!

Is not!

[Bell rings]

Children!
Recess is over!

[Children yelling]

I got to go now.

Really?
You want to come
to class with me?

Ok! Let's go!

Ok, class. Do you know
what it's time for?

Recess!
Recess!
Recess!

That's right.
It's arts and crafts time,

So let's all get our...

[Mike laughing]

That's funny.

Yeah. I think
girls are
gross, too.

Mike, um...
Who are you talking to?

My new friend
patches.

[Children laughing]

Ha ha ha!

Ahem. Ahem.

Uh, now, class,
there's nothing wrong

With having
an imaginary friend,

But let's keep it down,
ok, mike?

Yes, ms. Keane.

Mike: ha ha ha!
No way!

Wow!
That's cool!

Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, patches.

What?
Yeah, school is
kind of dumb.

Ow!

Hey, who threw that?

Ha ha ha!
That was funny,
patches.

Ms. Keane, mike threw
a paper ball at me!

Mike, bubbles
said you threw
something at her.

I didn't do it.
Patches did.

Bubbles is lying.

Mike, bubbles never
lies about anything.

But I didn't do it.

Now, mike, you can't go
blaming other people

For your own actions.

Now, get back to work.

[Sigh]

[Laughs nervously]

Ms. Keane!

Aah! Mike!
Just what are
you doing?

P-patches was
dipping her hair
in the paint,

And I was just
trying to stop him.

That's enough,
young man.

But really, i...

Sit down, mike!
But...

Sit, mike!
But...

Sit! Sit!
But...

Sit!
But...

Oh, will
you sit down
already?

Ms. Keane,
you want us

To take
care of him
for you?

Sit.

Gotcha.

Now, class, it's time
for our spelling lesson.

Who would like
to come to the board
and spell a word?

Children: ooh! Ooh!
Pick me! Pick me!

Hmm...how about
blossom...

Yes!
And mike.

[Gulp]

Now, everyone,
blossom and mike

Will spell the word
on the board

While you spell
at your desks.

The word is "cookie."

Sweet!

Uh, ms. Keane?

I don't spell so good.

Try your best, mike.

Class, begin.

Ms. Keane: time's up.
Finished.

Now, class, did everyone
spell the word "cookie"?

Yes!
Yes!
Yes!

And how about you,
bloss...ohh!

Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!

I spelled it.

What?

Aah!

Ms. Keane:
now, mike,

Just because
you can't spell

Doesn't mean you can
ruin it for blossom.

I think you need
a time-out.

Narrator: hmm.
That mike believe

Is turning out
to be one bad dookie.

I...i mean "cookie."
One bad cookie.

Class, are we ready
for story time?

Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!

This story
is a fairy tale,

And I think you'll
like it very much.

It's called
little red riding... Oh!

[Children laughing]

Mike!

Mike didn't do it.

I saw the chair move

All by itself.

Bubbles, you
and your imagination.

Sometimes you just
take it too far.

-Ow!
-Told you!

Look! It's floating
by itself!

It's a ghost!

It's a witch!

No! It's patches...

Isn't it, mike?

Uh-huh.

Look!
Look!

Girls, you have
to do something.

He's disrupting
the classroom.

Don't worry, ms. Keane.
We'll get him.

Look!
There he is!

I'll get him.

What?

Buttercup!
Buttercup!

Look over there!
He's messing up
the coatrack.

My turn.

Whoa!

Blossom,
are you ok?

Uh...he tripped me.
Seriously.

Look!

I'll get you,
you evil patches!

[Coughing]

I can't see anything!

[Punch thrown]
uhh!

Bubbles!
Bubbles!

[Girls groaning]

Girls, are you ok?

Ms. Keane, he's writing
on the chalkboard again.

Girls, what are we
going to do?

We can't even
see him.

Can't mike just
make him go away?

I already tried.
I'm sorry.

I didn't know
he would be evil.

Well, girls, I imagine
we finally met our match.

Bubbles, that's it!

We have to use
our imaginations!

We need to think up
a good imaginary friend

To combat
the evil patches.

I know the perfect
friend for the job.

Buttercup: no way.
Nobody likes that koos jerk.

This imaginary friend
has to be different.

This friend has
to be strong and big.

It has to be smart.

I want it
to be a bunny.

It has to be vicious.

It can be strong
but not vicious.

It should be a scientist.

Well, I want it
to be cute

With
a pretty dress.

And combat boots.

Fine.

Fine.
Fine.

All: let's do it!

Hello, patches.
Nice to finally
see you.

Yikes!
Who are you?

Your worst
imagination.

Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!

Thanks.

You're cool.

You made me
that way.

Well,
I'd better go.

Wait! I'm going
to miss you.

Don't worry, bubbles.

I'll still be
in your imagination,

Hanging out with
all your other
imaginary friends.

Oh, then do I have
the perfect friend
for you!

You mean that koos jerk?

No, thanks. Bye.

Well, girls,
job well done.

I'm sorry I caused you
so much trouble.

It wasn't your fault.

He was evil
to begin with.

I just really
wanted a friend.

We'll be your friends.

Blossom:
yeah.

But from now
on, um...

From now on,
um...uh...

I can't
think of
anything.

[All laughing]

Narrator: buttercup
without a witty retort?

Ha! Imagine that.

So once again,
the day is saved,

Thanks to
the powerpuff girls!

At least, I think so.

Narrator:
the city of townsville...

And love is in the air.

Can't you just feel it?

[French accent]
oh, my darling,

Have I ever told you
about the birds
and the bees?

Narrator: hey, there.
Behave, you two.

Ha ha ha.

Even the youth of townsville
feel spring in the air.

Your turn, sammy.

Will you go
with me?

Ok.

After you, my dear.

No, no.
After you.

Oh, no. I insist.
After you.

Why, thank you.

Narrator: brotherly love,
I calls it.

That is, of course,
unless you have...

Cooties!

[Lips smacking]

Aah! Cooties!

[Lips smacking]

Cooties?!
Cooties?!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Cooties!

Cooties!

[Lips smacking]

Cooties!

[Children screaming]

Oh, blossom,
I wish I had
hair like yours.

[Children screaming]

What are you waiting for?
Don't you know?

Harry pitt's got cooties!

Oh, man, it's horrible!
Save yourselves!

Aah!

Bubbles,
what are you doing?

You don't even know
what cooties are.

Oh, yeah? Well...

I'm not taking
any chances.

Look out!

[Lips smacking]

Aah!
Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Hi.

But I'm scared of
all the bad cooties.

I'm sensitive,
you know.

I don't
blame you.

Who knows
what would
happen

If we got
cooties?

We might
turn blue,

Shrivel up,

Or maybe
even lose
our powers.

Buttercup,
you're scaring her.

Now, let's just try
and get some sleep

And forget
about the cooties.

[Slow motion]
bubbles!

You've got
something on your...

Arm!

Aah!

[Lips smacking]

Aah!
Aah!
Aah!

[Buzzing]

Powerpuff girls,

Townsville bank
is being robbed!

Just put the money
in the bag...

Doris.

All right, mojo.

What did we tell you
about robbing banks?

Oh, no. It's
the powerpuff girls.

Please don't hurt me
or anything

With all
your superpowers.

As you know, I am
without defenses.

That is, of course,

Unless you
consider...this!

[Lips smacking]

Oh, no!

Harry pitt!
Cooties!

Girls: aah!

Hot dog! It worked!

With the powerpuffs
out of the way,

There will be
no one to stop me,

And I will rule
the entire universe!

[Laughing evilly]

Buttercup:
what are we
going to do?

We're defenseless
against the cooties.

I say we...hide.

[Hot line buzzing]

Powerpuff girls!

Townsville jewelry store
is being robbed!

Put the jewels
in the bag.

Um, please stop robbing
the nice man, mojo.

Oh, no.
The powerpuff girls.

I guess my plan
is foiled,

And I'm off to jail.

Woe is me.
What to do?

Oh, by the way...

Have you said hello
to my little friend?

[Lips smacking]

Cooties!
Cooties!
Cooties!

Pleasure doing
business with you.

Aah!

[Mojo laughing evilly]

All right.
Keep your mouth shut,

Open the truck,
and give us
all of the loot...

Jerk.

[Swooshing]

Holy cow! It's
the powerpuff girls!

That's right!

And you mobsters
are all washed up.

You're going
straight to...

Girls: m-m-mojo!

That's right.

Ha ha ha ha!

[Girls gasp]

Unbelievable.

You scared away
the powerpuff girls.

I can't even believe
this over here.

Hey, forget
the other bosses.

Our allegiance
is with you.

[Alarm]

[Siren]

[Mayor singing scat]

Ah! What's this?
My door's unlocked.

What's going on here?

Mojo jojo!

[Like marlon brando]
correct.

Funny that we should
meet like this, mayor.

I'm going to make you
an offer you can't refuse.

I take over
as mayor of townsville

And rule the world,

And you will be
my little houseboy

And obey my every whim.

Hmm. You drive
a hard bargain,
mr. Mojo,

But I'll take it!

With no sign
of the powerpuff girls in sight,

The city of townsville
is falling apart.

Will this be the last
of the powerpuff girls?

[Sirens]

[Buzzing]

Powerpuff girls?
Oh, I'm fine.

Never better.
Thanks for asking.

Oh! But the reason
I called is...

"I...can't get
this poockle..."

Ow! "Pickle jar
open, and..."

We're on it, mayor!

All right, mayor.
Let's have a look
at that pickle...

Girls: mojo jojo!

Lets...
Get...
Out of...

Here!
Here!
Here!

Ha ha ha ha!

Now the fun
begins!

Ta-ta. I'm off
to take over
the universe.

[Lips smacking]

[Lips smacking]

Ahh!

Blossom!
Blossom!

Aah!

Hey!
Nothing happened!

Look!
I'm...i'm ok.

The cooties
aren't real.

It was
just in our
imaginations.

Girls: come here, cutie!

[Lips smacking]

Come on, girls.

We've got a date
with a monkey.

[Punches thrown]

Mojo: aah! Stop!

[Mojo groaning]

Narrator:
love is in the air.

Mmm! Can't you
just smell it?

So once again,
the day is saved

Thanks to
the powerpuff girls!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she has the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day

♪ Fighting crime

♪ Trying to save the world

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls

♪ Fighting crime

♪ Trying to save the world

♪ Here they come, just in time

♪ The powerpuff girls

Powerpuff!