02x12 - Speed Demon/Mojo Jonesin

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

Spice...

And everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create
the perfect little girl.

But professor utonium

Accidentally added an extra
ingredient to the concoction...

Chemical x.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the powerpuff girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, bubbles, and buttercup
have dedicated their lives

To fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

Narrator: the city
of townsville...

The happiest, cleanest,
safest little town on earth,

Home of the powerpuff girls

And the professor,
the mayor, ms. Bellum,

Ms. Keane, talking dog,
mojo jojo,

And the well-meaning
but often imperiled
townspeople of townsville.

[Thinking]
come on. Come on!

[Ticking]

[Clock ticking
in slow motion]

Ms. Keane: buttercup.

Buttercup.

Buttercup!
Huh?

Please pay attention.

Now, where was i?
Oh, yes.

If billy and sally
each had an apple,
then that's 2 apples.

Hmm. But if billy
threw his apple to sally

At a trajectory
of 1.8 meters per second,

Assuming an einsteinian
universe,

The distance between


Space and time being


Those elements being
the interval between


The quantum rules that
govern the subatomic
level of the universe,

According to einstein's
theory of relativity...

Times the unlimited constant
quantity when approaching
the speed of light.

Therefore, as one approaches
the speed of light,

The distance between
the 2 successive points
shrinks to zero.

However, for the people
back home, a considerable
amount of time would pass,

Somewhere in the neighborhood
of 50 years.

Hmm. Mmm. Ha ha.

But we'll cover
all that later on.

[Bell rings]

Ok, kids.
Have a nice weekend

And don't forget anything
in the coat cupboard.

[Kids screaming happily]

Free at last!

[Kids screaming happily]

Oh, boy!
A whole weekend
in the bahamas.

I can't wait.

I'm going to lay out
and work on my tan.

And a whole weekend
away from...

The city
of townsville.

And the hot line phone.

[Imitating mayor]
oh, powerpuff girls,

This is the mayor.
Get over here right away.

I seem to have
accidentally flushed
myself down the toilet.

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

So, which one
of you slowpokes

Wants to race me home?

Who you calling
a slowpoke,
fathead?

On
your mark...

Get set...

Go!

Bye, girls!

Slow down.

Buttercup, echoing:
I told you I'd win.

[Buttercup laughing]

I told you I'd win.

You already
said that.

No, I didn't.

And besides,
you cheated!

I didn't have to cheat.

I'm just more aerodynamic
than you.

I don't have
big powder puffs
to slow me down.

Professor!

[Crying]
professor!

Professor?

[Voice quavery]
sugar, spice,
and powdered rice?

No. Oh, darn.

Why didn't I
write it down?

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

Who's there?

No! It can't be!

No. My mind
playing tricks
on me again.

Why won't you
leave me alone?

But, professor,
it's us...

The powerpuff girls.

Stay back!
Leave me alone!

I'm warning you!

[Girls panting]

Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!

Bubbles: wh-what...
What happened?

Look...
The mayor's office.

I told him,
you know?
I...i told him...

To make the call.

"Call the girls,"
I said.

[Echoing]
"call the powerpuff
girls!"

But they never came.

Why wouldn't
they come?

It doesn't make
any sense.

And now...
It's too late!

He's gone!

[Sobbing]

Miss bellum?
What happened here?

Huh? Get away!
He's mine!

Don't come
any closer!

He's mine! Mine!

[Echoing] mine,
I tell you!

[Bubbles crying]

Who could have
done this?

It's our school.

Ms. Keane?

Ms. Keane:
...waving good-bye.

I just stood there
waving good-bye.

I just stood there
waving good-bye,

And they raced off.

Just stood there...
Stood there,
waving good-bye,

And they
raced off and...

But, ms. Keane,
we're right here.

...vanished
for 50 years.

[Echoing]









[Him laughing]

Him: don't you know,
the faster you go,

Time slows down.

Your time stopped
for 50 years

Whilst you're out
racing around.

I know that voice.

Seconds, minutes,
hours, days, and nights

Crawled by on hands
and knees

As you raced
the speed of light.

Look!

Yes. Coming back now?

Remember?

Buttercup's voice:
so, which one of you slowpokes

Wants to race me home?

No!

Yes. As you raced
through time,

The whole world
went to heck!

You lie!
Don't believe him, girls.

[Laughing]

Are you finished?

No. But you are.

[Panting]
don't you know,

You can never
beat us?

Beat you?

But, girls,
don't you see?

I've already won.

The beauty lies
in the blame

Because it's your fault
for leaving.

Just ask your friends.

[Voices droning]
powerpuff girls.

You did this.

All: you did this.

No!

All I did was take over.

It was easy.

All: why did you leave us,
powerpuff girls?

Why?

You weren't here
to protect us.

You weren't here.

It's your fault.

Your fault.

Your fault.

Your fault.

Wh-wha...

Your fault.

What have we done?

Ha ha ha ha!

Your fault.
Your fault.

No.

Your fault.
Your fault.

No!

Your fault.
Your fault.

Your fault.
Your fault.

No!

[Sobbing]

Your fault.
Your fault.

Your fault.
Your fault.

Your fault.
Your fault.

[Girls screaming]

Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!

Hi, girls.
Girls: hi.

Hi, girls.
Hi.

Hi, girls.
Hi.

Hi, gir...

Oh, professor,
are you ok?

[Girls all talking at once]

Blossom: and then
everything went bad,

And then all these
people were old,

And miss bellum
had warts.

Ok, ok, ok.
But if we don't hurry,

We'll miss our flight
to the bahamas.

Sorry, professor,
but we can't
leave townsville,

Even for one weekend.

Can you imagine
what would happen

If we weren't here
to protect it?

Well, heck if I know.

Exactly!
Exactly!

Narrator, quavery voice:
so once again...

[Normal voice]
ha ha! Psych!

So once again, the day is,
was, and forever will be saved

Thanks to the powerpuff girls!

I'm never going to drive
over 55 again.

Narrator: the city
of townsville,

Where everybody loves
their local heroes...

Those fabulous
powerpuff girls!

And nowhere more than here...
Pokey oaks kindergarten.

Looking
good, girls.

Let's try
formation alpha-11.

Wow!
Wow!

[Kids cheering]

Omicron-19! Go!

[Kids cheering]

Bye, everybody.

See you later.

Same time,
same place.

[All talking at once]

Look at me!

I'm blossom!

Whoosh!

Wow. That's
really cool, mary.

That's cool. Yeah.

Gee, it would be neat
to fly like they do.

Yeah.

I'd want to have
all the powers.

Fire power.

And ice breath.

Whoosh!

And don't forget
them zappy eyes.

Zappy eyes?
Zappy eyes?

You know...
Them lasers.

[Kids all talking
at once]

Super speed
and x-ray vision.

Yeah. That's what
I want to have.

[Hissing noise]

Ahh...

Yeah? What do you want...

You stranger?

Allow me
to introduce myself,

After which I will
no longer be a stranger.

I am mojo jo...

Joe overcoat,

And I have something
that you want...

Superpowers.

Yes, you, too, can have
the same superpowers

As the powerpuff girls
simply by using...this.

Yes. This contraption
contains the amazing...

Chemical x!

And it will give you
all the powers

That the powerpuff
girls possess...

And that you desire.

Together, you will be
a wonderfully diverse

And multi-ethnic
superhero team,

Perhaps saving the environment
or whatever.

Now, who wants some?

Me!

Over here, monkey man.

I would like some,
please, mr. Monkey.

[Laughing evilly]

Oh, my gosh!

We're flying!

Yeah! Wow!

This is cool!

Wow, mr. Overcoat.
Thanks.

[All talking at once]

You're
very welcome, kids,

But there's
something I need
you to do for me.

Uh...what?

Have fun!

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

Kids: ok.
Bye, mr. Overcoat!

Have a good time,
little dudes...

While you can!

[Laughing evilly]

I'm flying! I'm flying!

[Sniffing]

Oh. Using this
super smell power,

Super mary smells...

Chocolate ice cream!

Uhh! I'm going
to do it!

I'm going to do it!
I'm going to...

Yeah!

Joey!

My bad.

Oops.

[Moaning]

Mary!
Mary!

Jeff!

[All talking excitedly]

Hey, why are we
going down?

Golly. Maybe
the chemical x
is wearing off.

Well, then, let's find
that joe overcoat

And get some more.

Holy smokes!
Where is he?

I don't know.

Wh-what
if he's gone?

Oh, man!
I'd do anything

For some chemical x
right about now.

Mojo jojo: anything?

Joe overcoat!
Joe overcoat!

Ta-da!

Kids: please, sir,
can we have some more?

Of course you can.

But this time,
I need you to do
something for me.

Oh, we'll have fun,
all right.

Oh, I know
you will.

But I want to
have fun, too,

And what would be
really fun for me

Is if you destroyed
the powerpuff girls!

Narrator: destroy
the powerpuff girls?

Kids, just say no.

No problem.

Sure.

Ok.
Cool.

Good.

Narrator: oh, and they
used to be such good kids.

Everything looks
good over here.
Let's head for...

Blossom, look!

There's
something happening
across the bay!

Hey, it's jeff.

What are you doing
flying around?

Destroy powerpuffs!

Look out!
Look out!

Look out? Uhh!

Bubbles!

Oh, my!

[All laughing evilly]

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, you kids
did a super job.

I take my hat
off to you.
Well done.

Kids: ahh! Mojo jojo!

None other.

And now that you
have destroyed

The powerpuff girls for me,

Nothing can stand
in my way!

Later, dudes.
Ha ha ha ha!

Holy smokes!
We've been tricked!

Yeah. It was just
too good to be true.

We got to stop
mojo jojo.

Yeah. Let's get him.

Oh, no!

We're losing
our powers
again!

What are we
going to do now?

I have an idea, g*ng.
Come on.

Narrator: what's this?

The g*ng is using
what remains of their powers

To revive the powerpuff girls.

Hey! I feel better!

Me, too.

Me, three.

Kids: we're sorry,
powerpuff girls.

[All apologizing at once]

That's ok, guys,
but remember,

When dealing
with mojo jojo's
mojo,

Just say no-no.

Now let's
get that monkey
off our backs!

Well, if you destroyed
the powerpuff girls,

Then by all means,
take over townsville.

It's all yours.

Powerpuffs?!
But...but...

"But" is right,
and yours is about
to get kicked!

Prepare to get a taste

Of what chemical x
can really do.

And, you see,

That's why you should
stay away from strangers.

Um, girls, we just
wanted to say

We're all
really sorry.

Yeah. We're sorry.

We're really sorry.

That's ok, guys.
It wasn't your fault.

We know you'd never
hurt us on purpose.

Yeah. Mojo put
some funny stuff

In that so-called
chemical x,

And it really messed
with your heads.

Well,
one thing's
for sure.

We'll
never talk to

Or take
anything from
strangers again.

We promise.
We promise.

But what was it like
having superpowers and all?

It was awesome!

Totally cool!

Yeah. It is pretty cool.

Narrator: aw,
what a great ending.

So once again,
the day is saved

Thanks to the powerpuff girls!

Oh, I just love
these stories

Where you laugh and learn.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles, she is the joy
and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting
crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to ♪

♪ Save
the world ♪

♪ Here
they come ♪

♪ Just in time ♪

♪ The powerpuff girls ♪

Powerpuff!