02x46 - The Devil in the Deep

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[Ray Parker Jr's "Ghostbusters" playing]

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ There's something strange
In the neighborhood ♪

[alarm blaring]

♪ Who you going to call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ There's something weird
And it don't look good ♪

♪ Who you going to call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

[tires screeching]

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

[ghosts roaring]

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

[whirring]

♪ Who you going to call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

♪ Who you going to call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

[fog horn blaring]

[MAN ON RADIO] 107 at WKU,
and so the heat just keeps on coming.

We're into day 12
of one of the nastiest heat waves

the Big Apple's ever seen.

Current temperature is...
Are you ready for this, folks?

No.

[MAN ON RADIO] 101 degrees.

All this, and a water shortage, too.

Hope you folks aren't wasting water.

Perish the thought.

[MAN ON RADIO] And, remember, no baths,
just quick showers!

{\an8}[rock and roll music
playing through radio]

{\an8}[water splashing]

{\an8}-[water splashing]
-Huh?

[screams]

[Peter] Did I tell you about Gozer?
Now, there was a nut.

But did we let
that other dimensional fascist

topple western civilization?

Uh-uh. We're Ghostbusters.

And when there's a job to do...

[yawns]

[all] We do it.

That's all very fascinating, Dr. Venkman.

But, uh, Celebrity Magazine sent me here

to do an interview
with all the Ghostbusters.

So far, you're the only one
who's been talking.

For 2 hours, 22 minutes,
and 16 seconds to be precise.

Say no more.

I give you Dr. Ray Stantz.

Born in a log cabin
to a humble family of...

Saved by the bell.

[phone rings]

Ghostbusters.

Oh.

Oh, yes, Your Honor.

It's the Mayor.

Probably wants some advice
about his love life.

He wants to talk to Dr. Spengler.

It's for you.

Politics is such a dirty business.

Yes, sir. I see. Mmm-hmm.

I understand. Absolutely, Your Honor.

The city's water supply
appears to be haunted.

Reports are coming in
from all five boroughs

at an alarming rate.

Well, what are we waiting for?

[bell ringing]

[siren blaring]

[all] Let's get those ghosts!

Conceited is spelt with an I not two Es.

Just trying to be helpful.

[Egon] A left up ahead, Ray.

Miss Johnson, I want to stress the fact

that we are going into a dangerous
and unpredictable situation.

I hope so, Dr. Spengler.

My article would be
pretty boring without it.

And call me Alice.

That's what I like about you, Alice,
you've got spunk.

Call me Miss Johnson.

[siren blaring]

[people clamoring and yelling]

[Ray] What's going on?

Uh-oh! Hey!

[clamoring and yelling continues]

Stay in the car, Miss Johnson.

No way, Dr. Stantz.
I'm in for the duration.

And call me Alice.

I'm beginning to see a trend here.

[beeping]

-That way.
-Let's move.

Oh, boy, look at that!

What are they?

[Undines laughing]

[people screaming]

My guess is they are Undines,
water elementals.

I don't know, Ray.

Undines are traditionally
benevolent spirits.

But these are exhibiting
highly malevolent traits.

-Uh, fellas...
-[all] Huh?

-Yikes!
-[all scream]

[growling]

Get down!

That was close.

Dr. Venkman, thank you.

Don't mention it, Miss Johnson.

Please, call me Alice.

At last!

Ah! Oh, yuck. [coughs]

Hey, look, a quarter.

We're back to Miss Johnson, aren't we?

[Undines growling]

[Peter] Hey, here come some more of them!

[Ray] OK, let's clean those suckers!

[Undines screaming]

[camera clicking]

[Undines continue screaming]

We've got 'em now, boys.

Kick those traps in there, Peter.

Traps?

Didn't you bring the traps?

I wasn't doing the traps this week, Ray,
you were.

[Undines screaming]

Well, now, what do we do?

We can't just stand here
holing 'em all day.

[Ray] You feel that?

[Egon] It's like something is fighting
against our beams.

[Undines screaming]

Hey, look at them. They're...

Dissolving.

No, I don't think so.

I think it's more like...

[Undines chanting] Necksa! Necksa!
Necksa! Necksa! Necksa! Necksa!

They're returning
to their original primal state.

Like something is calling them back.

[all exclaiming]

I wouldn't have believed it
if I hadn't seen it.

Oh, and I got it all on film.

This is going to make an incredible story.

Especially the part
where Dr. Venkman forgets the ghost traps.

My mother reads Celebrity.

[Alice] Dr. Spengler, just as those things
were being sucked away,

I could have sworn I heard,
well, it sounded like chanting.

Sounded like "Necksa."

According to Tobin,
Necksa was the Lord of the Undines,

Master of all the Water Elementals.

One of the most powerful
of all the primal Gods.

Then the force that pulled
those Undines away from us...

It was Necksa.

Hey, if the water supply is haunted

and the water's coming
from the East River,

then doesn't it stand to
reason that this Necksa is...

[Peter] Had to open your big mouth,
didn't you, Winston?

When we beat up all those water demons,
do you think we scared it off?

[Egon] Uh-uh.

My guess is, we made it angry.

We make it angry
and then come looking for it?

We're so heroic, it's sickening.

[Ray] Well, I'm glad
we made Alice wait back in the dock.

This could be big trouble.

I think the big trouble for Peter
is gonna come from Alice.

Thanks, Winston.
You're such a good friend.

Are you saying that she dislikes me?

[beeping]

Hey, guys.

No. I'm saying she thinks
you're pawn scum.

Uh, fellas.

[chanting] Necksa! Necksa! Necksa!
Necksa! Necksa! Necksa!

Isn't that cute? He feels left out.

OK, Egon, your turn. Go ahead.

Insult Uncle Peter.

-Listen.
-[chanting continues]

Listen to what...Oh, boy.

[chanting continues]
Necksa! Necksa!

Necksa! Necksa! Necksa!
Necksa! Necksa! Necksa!

-Necksa! Necksa!
-Here it comes.

[chanting intensifies]

[all screaming]

[all sputtering]

[gasps] Whoa, what hit us?

I am called Necksa.

Right.

You are the ones who harmed my children.

Harm a child?

What kind of Ghostbusters
do you think we are?

He means the Undines, Peter.

Those ugly things?

You will watch your tongue, mortal!

Yes, sir.

Your children were causing much harm.

-Our city's water supply...
-[Necksa roars]

That means nothing to me.

I am Necksa!

[all coughing]

I think that's already
been well established, don't you?

What is it you want here?

For thousands of years,
since before men existed,

I have slumbered in the deep,

the currents taking me where they would.

Who knows how long
I've slept in this filthy, stinking river?

Hey, come on, we have to drink this stuff.

But then, men from your city
came laying the pipes,

draining the waters,
disturbing my slumber.

I awoke.

And saw a world far different
from the one I remembered.

The time has come for a change.

What do you mean a change?

[Undines chanting] Necksa! Necksa!
Necksa! Necksa! Necksa! Necksa!

I have never cared for you
land dwelling mortals.

And it would give me great pleasure

to torment the people
of New York for a time

before I sink this city
and claim it for my own!

Our Proton g*ns went down
with the ship, didn't they?

Don't let it bother you, Ray.

He's so massive, the beams
probably would've bounced right off him.

Hey, look!

Why are you always right?

[Undines chanting] Necksa! Necksa!
Necksa! Necksa! Necksa! Necksa!

[all screaming]

[screaming continues]

[screaming]

Whoa!

[belching]

He spit me out. He spit me out!

Come back here, you oversized bathtub toy!

Egon! Winston! Ray?

[Alice] You really blew it this time.

Guess I have a new title
for my article, huh?

"The Ghostbusters: Last Case."

Don't bet on it, Alice.

[Undines growling]

[Peter]
Janine, would you please calm down?

Calm down?

The whole city's overrun
with those Undine thingies.

Egon and Winston and Ray
have been swallowed by a whale.

And you want me to calm down?

It's not a whale, exactly.

It's a primeval God
with a severe weight problem.

Whatever it is, it's eaten them!

You ever see Pinocchio?

What has Pinocchio
got to do with anything?

Geppetto didn't get eaten by Monstro,
he just got swallowed.

And all Pinocchio had to do
was get him out.

He's lost his mind.

Just give our good friend Alice Johnson
a call over at Celebrity Magazine.

Tell her to meet me
at the docks about 10-ish.

And tell her to bring her camera.

[lightning cracking]

Oh, Necksa. Necksa, old buddy.

Come on out, Moby Dink,
I wanna talk to you.

What's the matter, tubby? Scared?

Your mother's a fish stick.

[splashing]

[Undines chanting] Necksa! Necksa!
Necksa! Necksa! Necksa! Necksa!

That did it.

[boat engine starts]

Here goes nothing.

[engine revving]

Huh?

That's it, blubber boy. Come and get me!

[growling]

Whoa!

Whoa!

I hope this works.

[Undines chanting] Necksa! Necksa!
Necksa! Necksa! Necksa! Necksa!

Five, four, three, two...

[growls]

One!

[lightning cracking]

[groaning]

[Undines chanting] Necksa! Necksa!
Necksa! Necksa! Necksa! Necksa!

OK, Moby d*ck, chew on this!

[groans] Necksa.

[screams] No! No!

Listen up, Moby Geek.

This isn't your average Joe
Proton g*n, uh-uh.

This product of Dr. Peter Venkman,
inevitable genius,

emits microwave particles,

fully capable of sucking
all the moisture out of you

and turning you
into the world's first salt water prune!

[groans] Let me go!

Sure, all you've gotta do
is send my three buddies over here,

then pack up the kiddies
and head out to open sea.

Never!

Look, Necksa, sweetheart,
this world isn't for you.

You said it yourself, times have changed.

You're not used to us humans.
And we're not awfully big on you.

What say you and the kiddies settle down?

Some place where there aren't any humans?

Say, Antarctica?
Maybe find yourself a wife

there's gotta be a cute little Nexette
out there, somewhere.

Yes, yes, you have Necksa's word.

I will return your friends to you
and then go.

This world is not for me.

Atta boy, I knew you were
a reasonable kind of guy.

Sure, you weigh 10,000 tons,
but, hey, nobody's perfect.

Don't push your luck.

Gotcha.

[gurgling]

[all scream]

[groans]

[all coughing]

[Peter] Uh-oh.

[groans]

Hey, the least you could do
is say, "Hello."

[Egon] There's just one thing
I still don't understand.

What's that?

[Egon]
How could you have created something

as sophisticated as this microwave device?

It was easy.

And if he'd just said no once more,
I'd have let him have it.

This baby could take him.

[motor revving]

But, of course, it's a good thing for him
I didn't have to.

-[Alice] Dr. Venkman.
-Well, well, well.

Miss Johnson.

Call me Alice.

Really?

Oh, Dr. Venkman,
I got your message, I saw everything.

Wasn't I wonderful?

Oh, you were.

Dr. Venkman, I was wrong about you.

Will you forgive me?

Hey, if I could get along with Necksa,

I could certainly get along with you.

Can I get a shot
for the cover of the magazine?

The four of you together?

Say cheese!

-[camera clicks]
-[all] Cheese!

[theme music playing]