03x06 - Sticky Business

[bunniefuu]

["Ghostbusters" playing]

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ There's something strange ♪

♪ In the neighborhood ♪

[alarm blaring]

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ There's something weird ♪

♪ And it don't look good ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

[tires screeching]

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

[roaring]

[screaming]

♪ I ain't afraid of no ghost ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

♪ Who you gonna call? ♪

♪ Ghostbusters! ♪

[clanging]

[screams]

[screams]

[taunting]

[sighs]

[screams]

[children cheering and applauding]

See? Nothing to it, kids.

That's how we catch...

[whimpering]

[children exclaiming]

[yelping]

[children laughing]

Peter, I think you better let him out.

Oops. Sorry.

[screams]

[all gasp]

Ta-da.

[giggles]

[children laughing]

Since this was a demonstration,

we used these harmless low powered lasers,

rather than our normal proton throwers.

[all exclaiming]

Wow.

When I grow up,
I want to be a Ghostbuster too.

We're counting on it, Jill.

You know, you and your staff
have sure done a great job

with these kids, Dr. Perkins.

Thanks. I just wish we could keep it up.

What's the problem?

Money. We need $50,000
by the end of the week,

or my staff will be reduced

and most of these kids
will have to go home.

Home? But don't they need hospital care?

Most of them, yes, like Jill there.

[giggling]

Isn't there something we can do?

Sure, if you have $50,000
lying around you don't need.

[tires squealing]

Hi, guys. How did it go at the hospital?

Not too good, Janine.

They're running low on money,

so some of the kids have
to go home a little early.

Oh, no. How much money do they need?

$50,000.

Maybe I can help.

Hi, I'm Marty Tillis,

president of the Stay Puft
marshmallow company.

We want to use your giant marshmallow man

for the greatest TV commercial ever made.

Sorry, Tillis, too difficult.

Too big.

Too unethical.

Too sticky.

[gulping]

I'll pay you $50,000.

[Slimer whistling]

[exclaims]

That sure would help to
keep the children's ward

going for a while, Peter.

I'll tell you what.

I'll invite the kids from the
hospital to watch us film.

How's that?

Mr. Tillis, you've got yourself a deal.

[Winston] OK. So, how do we
get the big guy out

without letting everything
else in there loose?

Yeah, how do we get the big guy
without letting everything loose?

Simple. Someone will have
to go in, after him.

Yeah!

Huh? Me?

[screams]

No! No!

[grumbles]

Hey, Spud, you know, we'd go if we could

but there's a lot of ticked
off spirits hanging out in there,

who'd just love to get their
hands on our little hides.

I don't want to go!

Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

-No!
-Come on, Slimer.

Don't you wanna help Jill
and the other kids at the hospital?

Oh. Yeah. OK.

There you go, Slimer. Ready?

No.

Just remember, get in,
find the Stay Puft Man

and you're out of there. OK?

OK.

-[Peter] And Slimer?
-Huh?

[Peter] Be careful in there.

I will.

[loud kissing]

[slobbering]

I've always hated goodbyes

and I think I know why now.

[screams]

[screams]

[ghosts jeering]

Aw.

-[growling]
-[screaming]

-[evil laughter]
-[screaming]

[panting]

[screaming]

Atta boy, Slimer. Looking good.

Huh. What happened?

Direct line frequency
interference modulation.

Huh?

Someone in the neighborhood
is running a blender.

Great timing.

[Ray] Until we clear this up,
Slimer is on his own.

[screams]

[growls]

[blows a raspberry]

Fire!

[growls]

Slimer.

I missed you.

Yeah.

[stammering]

[babbling]

Out? Me?

Yeah! Yeah! You.

OK, OK. I like to go out.

[cheering]

All right.

The little Spud came through. Let's do it.

Standby.
I'm reversing polarity on the trap.

[machine beeping]

[screaming]

Here you go, Slimer.

Phew.

Thanks!

What do you know? It worked.

Well, course it worked.

You're absolutely positive
he'll follow us, Egon?

I guarantee he'll trail our homing signals
like a dog on a leash.

Stay Puft One to Stay Puft Two,
do you read?

[Peter] Mr. Tillis, we're ready.

Ready and waiting here, too.

Bring on the big guy.

OK, Slimer. Let's head him up
and move him out.

[whistles]

Move him out.

Whoa!

Now I know, what an ant feels like.

Slow and steady guys, so far so good.

[growls]

[screams]

[Slimer screams]

[screams]

No.

Hey, what's going on?

What the heck was that?

Sure wasn't the Red Baron.

Oh, no. It must have
sneaked out with the big guy.

Duck!

I remember him, it's the Phantom.

That guy can burn a hole in cement.

Or toast a giant marshmallow.

[Slimer screams]

Cut it out.

[Peter] He's in the clear. Nail him.

He's too fast.

[whimpering]

[screams]

[Marshmallow man] Slimer!

Big guy!

[screams]

Hold your fire, you might hit Slimer.

[Peter] Oh, man, now we're in big trouble.

[siren wailing]

[Slimer screams]

[all clamoring]

Somehow we have to get Slimer back,

and stop the big guy.

Yeah. But how do you stop

a 300 ton ticked off marshmallow?

With a 500 gallon tub of hot cocoa.

Egon, you're the marshmallow expert.

Stop them.

With what?

[Marshmallow man]
Come back with my Slimer.

That Phantom will fry Slimer like an egg.

[growling]

[gasps]

[stomping]

[screams]

[groans]

[screams]

Great. Slimer is somewhere
on the other side

and here we are,
a bunch of Fluffernutters.

Winston, do you have any rope?

[straining] How much do you need?

[grunting]

Be cool big guy,

we'll have you out of there in a jiffy.

Make that two or three jiffies.

Slimer, are you in here?

[Ray] Any sign of spectral activity?

[Egon] I can't tell. [grunts]

Stay Puft's readings are so strong,

nothing else registers.

Then we'll just have
to take our chances. [grunts]

It's too tight. Our packs won't fit.

[both grunting]

[phantom laughing]

[exclaims]

Hey! Don't do that.

Egon, our packs.

[phantom growling]

Uh-oh.

[Slimer screaming]

[growling]

[exclaiming]

Ray!

[loud kissing]

Slimer, you OK?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Stay Puft is our next problem.

I don't like being stuck.

No problem.

[giggles]

That tickles, Slimer.

[continues giggling]

I like tickles.

Ta-da!

It's so slimy, it just might work.

[tires squealing]

-[Ray] That's it, Winston.
-[Peter] OK. Keep her going.

-Let's go, come on, come on.
-Let's go. All right.

[Slimer straining]

Whoa!

-[all chattering]
-[Peter] Let's get out of here!

Anybody have any chocolate?
We can make s'mores.

They're way overdue.
What could be keeping them?

I hope nothing's gone wrong.

I hate Phantom.

Him, bad dude.

Big guy. No, no, wait!

Man, he'll destroy the whole city.

I can see the headlines now,

"Big apple flattened by big marshmallow."

Yeah, and we'll be running
a fruit stand in Toledo.

How long before that Stay Puft
leash is fixed, Egon?

Precisely three minutes
and twenty one seconds.

-[Peter] Let's get in position.
-[Winston] You got it.

[roaring]

[Slimer whimpering]

You've got ten seconds, Egon.

Nine, eight...

Done!

[roaring]

[muttering]

It's working.

Winston, turn left
and head for Battery Park.

[Winston] Roger.

[tires squealing]

That way, big guy, that way.

Come on, big guy, this way, this way.

If he doesn't follow us,

there's gonna be a lot
of disappointed kids.

And a disappointed Mr. Tillis.

I'll give it full power.

All right!

[loud kissing]

We did it, all right.

[all cheering]

Way to go, Egon.

Here he comes.

Roll camera.

[children cheering]

[evil laughter]

[all exclaiming]

What's going on?

The Phantom's gone underground.

We're out of here.

[engine revving]

[growling]

There he is.

[phantom laughing]

He welded the doors shut.

Winston, you haven't given
old Ecto here wings, have you?

Negative.

I didn't think so.

[all screaming]

No!

Phantom do this. He very bad dude.

[evil laughter]

Anyone bring a bucket?

[Winston] Yeah, I always carry
a bucket with me everywhere I go.

[crowd cheering]

This is great. Terrific.

[roaring]

You shouldn't bother
have done that, Phantom.

Ghostbusters my friends.

[growling]

[screaming]

Reel him in, little buddy.

Roger.

[growling]

We got him. Peter, trap him.

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

Now, pull back, back.

Wow! What a shot!

♪ Ghostbusters ♪

[all cheering]

[loud kissing]

Slimer, cool the kissing, OK?

[loud kissing]

Those guys sure know how to put on a show.

Well, here's the money.
They earned every penny.

Well, you Ghostbusters

sure made a lot of kids very happy today.

Our pleasure, good Doctor.

Yeah, and it looks like
the big kid is happiest of all.

Big kid?

[Slimer giggling]

[all giggling]

Aw, look at the big guy.
His heart's as big as the rest of him.

[children chattering]

-[Slimer giggling]
-[inaudible]

[theme music playing]

[screaming]