01x10 - The Revenge of Dr. Noo

[bunniefuu]

-Oh.

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to Bobby's World.

I'm Howie.

Probably wondering
what I'm doing.
I think it's pretty obvious.

Going away on business.

Hi, Bobby.

What are you up to?

-Roger and I knew
you were leaving,
so we packed up your
suitcase for you.
-Ain't he cute?

-And look.

I packed [INAUDIBLE]
too, in case
you got lonely
while you were gone.
-Aw, Bobby.

You're always
looking out for me.
Is he a wonderful fella or what?

Well, I'm ready for
my business trip.
I got my plastic hamster, my
zip-lock bags, my hot glue,
that blue thing the named
Nathan-- oh, just one thing.
-What's that?

-Well, I-- I don't
know my route.
I don't know how
I'm gonna get there.
-That could be a problem.

How about the mountains?

-Too high.

-The ocean.

-Wet.

Too hot.

Too wild.

Too salty.

-By the time he decides where to
go, his vacation will be over.
Now once dads start
looking at roadmaps,
usually it takes them
a long time to finish.
-Too stinky.

Too fuzzy.

Too obsequious.

I don't know what that means.

-I think we should go
ahead and start the show.
-Ew!

Uncle Ted is gonna stay with us?

-Yeah, Mom's going on Dad's
business trip with him.
So Uncle Ted's gonna be in
charge for three whole days.
-I'd rather spend three days
with sand in my bathing suit.
-Hey, cheer up!

Here.

I'll let you hold my rat.

-Ew!

A rat!

You made me hold a dirty,
filthy like-- like-- like rat?
Ew!

-Hey, watch it!

Toejam's very sensitive.

Isn't that right?

Yeah.

Here.

Don't you wanna hold Toejam?

-Ew!

Ew!

Gross!

Put him in a cage!

-Couldn't I just
stay in my room?
Hey, Derek.

What's wrong with Kelly?

-I don't know.

But she's scared of
hairy things I guess.
-Gee, does that mean she's
scared of her own legs?
-Hey, kids.

Where's your Uncle Ted?

is he here yet?

-Nope, not yet.

-Oh, criminitly.

He was supposed to
be here and hour ago.
I wanted to go over my list
with him, dontcha know?
You know, I just
made a few notes
on how things should
be done around here.
-Wow.

I didn't know Uncle
Ted could read.
-Derek.

-Always remember, if you can't
say something about someone,
don't say anything nice at all.

Right, Dad?

-Uh-- yeah, right.

Something like that.

-Since when do we have to go
to bed at 9 o'clock every night
and spend the weekend
cleaning out our closets?
-Now, honey, I said it was
the way things should be done.
Ah, just call it
a mother's dream.
-Now, Bobby, I want
you and Derek and Kelly
to behave yourselves while
Mom and I are off on our trip.
It's gonna be sort of
a tiny vacation for us.
-That sounds pretty small.

-Now, Howard, correct
me if I'm wrong,
but doesn't this tiny vacation
seem a little bit too tiny?
-No, dear.

No vacation can be too tiny.

Hey, hun.

I'll check us in.

In the meantime, why
don't you give us some--
-Noogies!

-Uncle Ted!

-Hey, everybody.

Sorry I'm so late, but
I was at the hospital.
-Well, what the-- the hospital?

-Yeah, one of my best buddies
was getting a nose job.
-What did they do to
his nose, Uncle Ted?
-They put it in the
middle of his face, Bobby!
-It's moments like these I wish
I were [INAUDIBLE] Hey, Ted.
Now what's with
all the bags yet?
-Well, I didn't know what
you had in the house,
so I thought I better
stock up on some basics.
You know, bologna, chili chips,
hot sauce, socks in a can.
They make great wedding
presents, you know.
Imitation ice milk,
trout on a stick-- uh--
-How about Cajun
corn dogs, Uncle Ted?
-Got 'em right here, Bobbo.

The jumbo pack, huh?

-Yay!

-Oh for the love of
Mike then, Ted now.
You're not planning to
let the kids could spend
the whole weekend just
eating junk food, are you?
-Oh, Junk food!

Oh, that's what I forgot.

No, don't worry.

I got all sorts of
great things planned.
Great stuff like lying around
all day in my underwear
watching TV.

-Why do we have to
lie around all day
in your underwear Uncle Ted?

-Like, I am not going to
lie around in my underwear.
-Thanks, we'd appreciate it.

-Why, you little--

-Hey, hey, hey, kids.

Now put a sock in it here then.

-OK, OK.

Let's forget about lying
around in our underwear.
We'll just TP the
neighborhood instead!
What do you say?

-Yahoo!

Yippee!

-What?

-No, no, no.

Come on, Honey.

Let's get going.

Time's getting away from us.

-But, Howard, did you
hear what he said?
He's just gonna
let 'em run wild.
-h*, h*.

Now, Martha, don't
you be a silly.
Ted was just kidding.

-But what if he wasn't?

What if Uncle Ted really
does let us run wild?
-What's in there, Mommy?

-Be careful, dear.

That's where they keep
the wild Generics.
BOYS: GEN-erics!

-Oh, Generics.

[MONKEY SCREECHES]

[ELEPHANT ROARS]

-Oh wow.

Uncle Ted says we can have
all the wild parties we want.
Right, Uncle Ted?

-What wild parties?

We do this every weekend!

-I mean, staying up all
night, playing in sprinklers,
and getting to eat chili
dogs for breakfast.
And being able to watch
all the TV we want.
-Well, you know
what Uncle Ted says.
[BURP]

-Yeah. "This is
living." [BURP] Here.
Have a chili dog.

-Derek, get a grip.

Oh, Derek.

Go find Uncle Ted, quick.

Like, Bobby's really sick.

Well, like, Uncle
Ted, why haven't you
found the doctor's number yet?

What's taking so long?

-I'll find it.

I'll find it. there's just
so many of these darn notes.
Let's see.

Recipes, all of your
shoe sizes-- hey,
there's even one here
about what to do in case
of a nuclear attack,
but I can't find
the one with the doctor's
phone number on it.
Derek, how about you?

Do you have any luck?

-Not yet.

-Come on.

Get with it, you guys.

He's burning up.

-Burning up?

-Wait!

Nobody move!

Kelly, you stay here and
keep an eye on Bobby.
Derek, you come with me.

-Keep an eye on me?

-Derek an I are gonna
search the house
for the doctor's phone number.

-Ah!

Hey, what do you
think you're doing?
-I'm gonna look for
the number, and you're
gonna stay here with Bobby.

Like, whoever finds that
number is definitely
going to be a major star
when Mom and Dad get home.
And that star is going to be me.

-Hey, this is gonna be great.

I can practice all
the first aid stuff
I learned before I got kicked
out of the Scout Rangers!
-I want my Mommy.

-Hey, this is cool.

-It-- it is?

-Sure!

See?

You're all wrapped
up just like a mummy.
-Wrapped up like a mommy?

A mommy?

-Clean your room!

-Red alert, red alert!

Bobby the Mommy is escaping!

Pick up that!

Finish your vegetables!

Whoops!

No, no!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Let me go!

No, let me go.

-OK, OK.

Chill out, you little dweeb.

-I don't wanna be
all bandaged up.
-OK, so what do you want?

-Chocolate ice cream?

-We don't have any.

Uncle Ted ate it all.

-Oh, how about playing my new
Captain Squash video game?
-Can't.

Uncle Ted accidentally--
uh-- broke
it when he stuck it in the VCR.

-Aw.

-Wanna watch TV?

-OK.

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: And
now, our movie showcase
presentation-- The
Revenge of Dr. Noo.
-This is a great movie.

It's the scariest
thing I've ever seen.
-It is?

ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: And now, the
story of the dreaded Dr. Noo,
a man whose patients never
live to tell the awful truth!
-Hey, Bobby!

-What?

-I got good news and bad news.

-What's the good news?

-I found Bobby's
doctor's number.
-What's the bad news?

-Your doctor's sick,
so I gotta take
you to see some new doctor.

-I've gotta go see Dr. Noo?

What am I gonna do?

Uncle Ted is taking me to
see the dreaded Dr. Noo.
[WOLF HOWLS]

[SCREAMING]

Don't make me go, Uncle Ted.

Don't make me go!

-Oh, come on, Bobbo.

Relax, buddy.

All you're gonna
do is see a doctor.
-Ah, but what a doctor.

If it weren't for
him, I wouldn't
have the head I have today!

-Okey-dokey, Bobby.

Time to go.

-No, Uncle Ted!

Don't make me go to the doctor!

-Come on, come on.

Now relax, Bobby.

Relax.

He's just gonna take
your temperature,
and we'll be out of here.

-But why can't I
keep my temperature?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

-Hey, buddy.

Give me a break, will you?

I got a sick kid in the car.

Here we are, safe and sound.

OK, Bob.

Thanks for the tow.

-Uncle Ted, that's not
a toe, it's a thumb.
-Quiet down, Bobby.

You're burning up with fever.

-No, no, no, Uncle Ted.

Don't make me go.

Don't make me go!

No!

-Hey there, Bobbo.

Come on.

You're a big guy.

Oh, just because you
gotta see a doctor
don't start acting like a baby.

-But-- but I am a baby.

-Suite 1330.

This is it.

[SCREAMING]

-Next.

[SCREAM]

-Don't let her
take me, Uncle Ted!
Don't let her!

I don't wanna-- I
don't wanna go there.
I don't wanna go there.

I don't wanna go there.

I don't wanna go there.

It's scary.

-Well, in that case,
you can take me.
Oh, I'm all yours.

Hey, Bobbo.

Kick into cruise
control, would you?
All the nice nurse
is gonna do is
take you to the examining room.

And after she's finished
checking you out,
maybe she can take a look at me.

-And what exactly
is wrong with you?
-Well, darling, every time I get
around a pretty nurse like you,
I wanna go to dinner,
and see a movie,
and then take a long
drive in the country.
-Here's $20.

Buy some popcorn, enjoy
the show, and get lost.
And I understand
your name is Bobby.
-Me too.

-Now, Bobby, I'm not
really that scary, am I?
-Yes.

But I mean that in a nice way.

-On second thought,
you are kind of cute.
Maybe after I'm finished
taking care of Bobby,
I'll give you my phone number.

-Whoa, that's just
what I needed.
I'm feeling better already.

-Hey, if phones make you feel
better, I can just go home now
and she can phone me.

-Now, now.

Just relax, Bobby.

The doctor will be
here any minute.
-That's what I was afraid of.

[SCREAMING]

-Take me home!

Take me home!

-But, honey, we can't go
until you've seen a doctor.
-I wanna go home.

-Doctor Noo is a ghoul.

Somebody save us!

Please!

-Who we gonna call?

Call Bobby!

-Call Bobby?

Bobby who?

-Bobby Generic, Ghoulsnapper!

-And his incredibly cool
sidekick, Captain Squash.
Ready when you are, Bobby.

-Oh no.

It can't be!

Not--

-Yes, Grandma's Limeade!

The most heavily sweetened
liquid on the planet!
-But-- but I can't
stand sweetness!
-Take that, Dr. Noo!

Hey, kids.

That one was for you.

-And this one is for you, Bobby.

-It is?

-Yup, and I've got
some good news for you.
You should be feeling
better in no time.
-Yeah, Bobby.

Dr. New says all you've
got is a little, old cold.
-My name is Dr. Newsome.

-Oops.

Must have forgotten to
write the whole thing down.
Oh, well.

No big deal.

Right, Bobbo?

-Right, Uncle Ted.

-Hey, Doc.

That stuff about me letting
him stay up all night playing
in the sprinklers-- you sure
that's what gave him a cold?
-Absolutely.

-Oh, good.

I was afraid he got sick from
all those cornbeef waffles
I made him eat.

-When you spend a
weekend with your uncle,
you really need a strong tummy.

-Hey, Bobby.

How you feeling?

-Almost all better.

Where's Mom?

-I think she's still
downstairs cleaning up.
-But she's been doing
that ever since she
got home two days ago.

-That's not your line, Bobby.

So how did you enjoy
spending the whole weekend
at home alone
without your parents?
Well, not alone.

They were watching you.

I hope.

-Well, I thought that part
was gonna be real neat.
And I thought going
to the doctor part
was gonna be really scary.

But the neat part turned
out to be sorta scary.
And the scary part
turned out kinda neat.
-Yeah, well life's full of
those little surprises, huh?
[SCREAMING]

MARTHA: My goodness, Howard!

Come quick!

-I guess Mom just found one
of those little surprises.
-Or Toejam.

-I guess I better go see
if she needs some help.
MARTHA: Oh for the
love-- my dryer's full
of G-darn chili dogs!

-Uncle Ted was
using the microwave,
and Derek was in a hurry
to heat up some snacks.
I better go to sleep
before she finds out
what's inside the
vacuum cleaner.
[CHUCKLING]

[ENDING THEME]