05x07 - Til Death Do Us Part

[bunniefuu]

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it's super strange in the

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neighborhood something weird and it

don't look good you going

no

G I pr no

ghost yeah we going

call and me and me

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w

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huh what's going on back there Mike I uh

I thought I saw something hey I'm having

enough trouble without you seeing ghosts

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what you reading Winston it's about

Jonathan titley an eccentric millionaire

this guy was so greedy he wanted all his

money buried with him when he died wow

was it nope government got it for back

taxes funny what money can do to people

yeah I know what you mean I'm starting

to regret buying Slimer that lottery

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ticket I

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hello huh oh wrong number come on Slimer

lighten up will you your chances of

winning the lottery are

about precisely

5,872 265 to 1

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I'll get it no I'll get it I'll get

it hey chill out Spud I got it I got

it good morning sir or Madam or whatever

I no thanks

bunny word from the wise Spud you'll

never win that million bucks in a

million years save yourself some stress

Give It Up

me hello Ghostbusters you got it they're

on their way time to hit the road guys

you coming

Slimer no way R he wants to be here when

his million bucks

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arrive an armored truck in front of our

place hey you don't

think nah

hello hello Slimer that was the doorbell

the doorbell oh yeah I I know

that

yes hello sir uh is a Mr Slimer home

yeah that's

me lottery number

42769 check he uh congratulations you

just won a million dollars in cash

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yay ion ion ion

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I'm

rich hey check this

out Peter you been bugging haraldo again

no this looks bigger than Heraldo that's

all for now folks thanks for coming guys

you'll never guess what

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happened you

won I won we're

ready wow this game is twice as much fun

when you play with real

money I'll give you $100,000 for the

Statue of Liberty Slimer uh-uh no

200,000 come on Spud you only paid me

$50,000 for all my Beverly Hills

Hotels not more reporters no more

pizza show time head

up hey wow I could eat a

yeah look at

thatting

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interesting the pizza paror says we

should check into the rubber room Hotel

we've been told to go worse places much

worse and

often I'm sorry guys a don't worry

Slimer some sweet sounds from this new

Rick you bottle cheer me

up hey I don't know about you guys but

it's sure cheering me up and down and up

and it's supposed to be Debbie Gibson

forget the tunes what do you think of

these new thread Slimer bought for me am

I it or what you look terrific

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watch

out must be that hot Australian group

huh weird seems like everything Slimer

buys with his Lottery money turns out

screwy oh come on a few coincidences

that's

all do huh

coincidences sure this Bud bought me

these new threads and you don't see

anything wrong with these do you oh uh

speaking of threads you've got a loose

one

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here okay you made your

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point now

what come on come on come on come on the

are oh my

gosh a

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EO Slimer she's she's beautiful

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all man I got to try this baby

out fasten your seat belts guys we're

riding in style

W

A A it's not your fault little guy you

thinking what I'm

thinking Ghostbusters hold please

Ghostbusters hold on

please one moment please hold please

hold I'll be right with you it's

Ghostbusters hold

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on H eight calls in the last hour

Gremlins and polter guys popping up all

over the city what's going on I have an

idea about

that Slimer Locker so he's sleeping in

there again so what it's not Slimer I'm

concerned about it's this

money I believe this is the source of

the spectral contamination that's

causing us and the City of New York so

much grief get away no no no I'm sorry

Slimer but this money has been imbued

with super noral properties that are

contact transferable H he says the

money's haunted and it spreads bad luck

to whoever touches it no so what do we

do now well we could burn it oh burn my

money hey hey hey you can't do that no

we can't destroying money is a federal

offense we have to decontaminate it or

get rid of it so let's decontaminate it

and go

shopping to those shopping

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decontamination is not a viable solution

we'll have to trace the cursed back to

its

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source readings are getting stronger

Steady As She Goes Winston we have 90%

of the problem contained right here if

we can return this contamination to the

source we can keep the damage to a

minimum you mean we have to give up the

money no unless you have a better idea

don't rush me I'm thinking I'm thinking

uh-oh guys look there

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no very high readings this is probably

the source spread out the focal point is

around here

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somewhere

who Winston check this out well I'll be

Jonathan tidley the guy in the book the

armored truck must have get it in here

with Slimer money I'll bet tightly

spirit is behind this oh come on Ray

that's a Bad Bet even with all the

Slimer money then don't believe me ask

him what

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me hey weo the zapping around here

pal watch this SMY here's how it's done

oh Peter dump your pack it's

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overloading what's his problem anyway

years ago the state took Titan's money

for taxes Slimer Lottery money comes

from the state Titan wants it

back let's do

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it my money my money

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easy come easy ghost bud you know

money's great Slimer but it's not

everything it isn't you still have us oh

yeah the

guys congratulations guys the call

stopped around midnight last night so

what to do with the money let's just say

we made a deposit yeah a deposit yes at

the standard rate of ectoplasmic Decay

we should be able to reclaim it in about

700 years what about all the money

Slimer already spent won't it still

cause problems when tile got his money

back the curse lost its

power I'll get it I'll get

it not another Lottery

no don't

pepperoni

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theit guys here's a list of things to do

Rosary shopping is Friday annual proton

pack maintenance is due oh almost forgot

two women are coming this morning to

interview for temporary secretary we'll

handle it Janine yeah just have a great

vacation are you sure Janine go we'll be

fine well most of us

anyway so who wants to interview the two

lady job applicants ladies are my

department H duty

calls oh you little lady k*ller

you I'm Mrs atel here for the temp

job all right come on in

H so where do I interview uh I just

remembered Slimer and I have some spring

cleaning to

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do and those proton packs aren't going

to fix themselves what oh uh yeah we

better uh get to them right

away now I type 150 words per minutes no

SS I take perfect dictation and I have

22 years experience period so I have the

job or not well Mrs adeler I guess the

job is H you can't give her that job no

way man not until you interview her

yeah hi there

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sugar you are a

ction well I see spring cleaning and

equipment maintenance seem to have hit a

snag I was uh just on my way to I had to

get um by Boy see you later Dixie uh

Dixie I would have well anything for you

Mr Egon

honey uh

thanks now where's that py little old

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D oh there must be a silly little old e

here somewhere

well thank you boys don't mention it

yeah it was it was nothing yeah we got

25 more when that one came

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from yo

B I'm going up to the kitchen for a

little lunch y'all want to watch the

phone gosh I uh I better go get some

more cleaning fluid good

idea I'll I'll just just keep working

here right

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right excuse me thank you sugar

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surprise sweets for the sweet aren't you

a dear I just love chocolate too

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death she's crazy about me

Egan simply

crazy Slimer

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luck look at this phone message Dixie

wrote is this a seven or a nine looks

like a three or

16 maybe you'd better ask

Dixie see y'all

tomorrow

Dixie Dixie

so she can't type fast so who cares

forget the typing She's Strange Peter

very

strange only thing strange about her is

that she hasn't flipped over me yet

which proves that while she may not be a

great secretary she does have

taste well let's vote on all in favor of

keeping Dixie raise your

hand yeah all

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right majority rules Egon Dixie stays m

morning

diie oh

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brother oh e that is truly

amazing um thank you Dixie you're the

smartest Ghostbuster of all aren't you

well I uh smart men Tickle My Fancy

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eag

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darling I want my brother

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back and now e darling your

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man no

no are

down earthquake

earthquake quick where's

Dixie man this is no earthquake It's

Supernatural bad does it get the F

frers you fell looking for these

oh

Eon IT love

G what what happened well I'll tell you

what happened you kissed our baby sister

and where we come from that means it's

time to get married right Jim Bob uh

married but she's a ghost yeah Egon

can't marry her he's a real life person

sort of don't you very none Sunny we'll

fix that you you

mean hold it nobody harms one hair on

egon's pointed little head yeah right

nobody quiet oh you be joining him well

no need to get upset gentlemen I'll go

willingly huh what no you can't but

where I come from The Condemned man

always gets a last wish is that all

right

depends what kind of wish I'd like to uh

bake the wedding cake oh gone honey how

sweet oh Jim Bob see what's taking my

sweet is so long with that cake sure

Dixie hey lover

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boy oh oh no is he I'm afraid

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so oh poor Egon oh he was a true

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friend look it's Egon

Spirit Egon darling now we can get

married Over My Dead buddy that's right

honey enough messing around let's get on

with the wedding hit it

boys whatever happened to the simple

custom of throwing

rice Welly they really go all out don't

they personally I like theme

weddings on darling time to T in that

first Egon says he has a little song he

wants to play uh especially for you

right

Egon oh you little

love one or

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two Bravo easy

exente

oh well I guess I can live with there

come on eone

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honey Sly I I mean Egon says he wants

you to have a bouquet of his favorite

flowers why that's very very sweet did

you get the wolf Bane yeah

oh Egon I do believe I'm going to

swon oh my goodness

gracious hoty looks like I'm next in

line to

get excuse me darling I had to fix my

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face but I can with

that what's he saying now he wants to

know if he can give you a good luck kiss

before the ceremony

a oh my well maybe just a Teensy tiny

one

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you think he liked it don't even think

about it I can live with your stupid

music I can even live with these awful

flowers but I cannot live with this

yuck come on boys we going

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home way to go Spud yes a brilliant

performance

Slimer that's thing I don't know how

I'll ever rip

you

easy

um game and lot lotun what is it with

you and secretaries they all love you

big guy I mean first Janine then Dixie

and now our new secretary Peter

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please boys wait

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uhoh you forgot your sweaters

thank you Mrs Spangler and here's some

chicken soup in case she's get hungry

thank you Mrs bangler did you all wear

clean underwear you never know when you

might be in an accident Mom we have to

go and if you're going to be late

cool yes m

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something strange in the

neighborhood who you going to

call there's something weird and it

don't look good who you

going I ain't afraid to no

ghost I afraid of no

GH who you going to call