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07x02 - Not Now, Slimer!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real Ghostbusters". Aired: September 13, 1986 – October 5, 1991.*
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Series follows the continuing adventures of the four Ghostbusters, their secretary Janine, their accountant Louis, and their mascot Slimer, as they chase and capture rogue spooks, specters, spirits and ghosts around New York City and various other areas of the world.

07x02 - Not Now, Slimer!

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there's something strange in the

neighborhood who you got to

call there something weird and it don't

look good who you going to call

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go I ain't afraid of no

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ghost I ain't afraid of no

ghost who you going to

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call me

me we now return to Slimer in The Real

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Ghostbusters funny

stuff rcky Ry

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Ry not now Slimer I'm in the middle of

tuba practice a sorry

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Ro luy looky fing

stuff Slimer can't just see I'm doing

something I hate later with the

interruptions okay sorry

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P look

look uh later Slimer I got to finish all

this paperwork or I don't get tomorrow

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off ouch want to see some funny stuff

not funny Spud can't you see I'm busy

here but but now move back where it's

safe 10 9 8 7 6 5

4 he's got a here H down Slimer don't

touch that

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oh

no Egon are you okay I I think so what

happened oh I was testing some highly

volatile samples of ectoplasm when

Slimer barged in and distracted me where

is

Slimer okay that is it Slimer this is

your last warning one more Interruption

and you'll be one sorry little spot but

but but Peter got

it got

it SL this is your one

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Ghostbusters yeah on our way s love guys

we got one hey Slimer come on let's go

Slimer come

on last call Slimer you don't come right

now we're leaving without

you that's it let's roll

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yeah this really ticks me you off

picking on senior

citizens okay Chum come on out and pick

on somebody your own age what's the

matter big Brave ghost

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scared just as I figured two chicken to

come out and play with the big

boys knock it off an chovy face what's

this guy's problem anyway

maybe in his last life he was an

interior

decorator time to put him out of

business yeah nothing worse than sushi

with an

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attitude blast it blast it trying

did you hear that the creep was laughing

at

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us guys guys is that you guys woohoo

come out whever you are that's

weird not funny you

guys

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H come on come on come on come on come

on

I don't know I don't know okay folks

it's all over he's gone not

forgotten entity appeared to be class 6

or better motive unknown eluded capture

and report no Egon there's one more

thing I hate

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ghost hello who is it one more

Interruption and you'll be one sorry

little

spot

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hello TOA I found you

it's now you're mine you little blind

puff all mind

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new yeah hold still you hyperactive hunk

of tofu ah gotcha nothing can escape my

twisto uhoh

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it's not nice to St people

oh I must say gentlemen this is more

than a little perturbing what's that

Egon there is absolutely nothing on that

squid ghost in the Tobin file so he's

unlisted so who cares

all I know is I have first dibs on a hot

shower when we get

home

Ghostbusters right right sorry Pete your

show's going to have to wait what for

I'm not sure but it sounds like old

squid face again

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okay remember this squid can be a little

tricky precisely why I suggest we

utilize the element of

surprise well I'll admit that certainly

surprised me Egon any more suggestions

yes

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Char all right fish breath we know

you're in here

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what's

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that what league is he in

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anyway this off slime ball

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oh PE hold your fire if we hit those

packs they'll all to blow us all

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up oh man

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watch closely Elizabeth technology is

about to triumph over tapioca onward my

K9

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Cort

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surprise you can run but you can't hide

come back here you miserable W of

whatever

ready a

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fire Sid observe Elizabeth the little

trickster has been out tricked at

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last we now return to Slimer and The

Real

Ghostbusters surprise surprise my

gullible green goof off sometimes my

brilliant aounds even

me and now you protozoic llie I have yet

more Uncommon genius to display like

this optional handy ghost carrying

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case quiet it's all over now

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what the h

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re's not a very good driver oh

well let's

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party Egon you're the brains of this

outfit quick what's the

plan time's up our only chance is to

blast one of the stolen proton packs are

you nuts I'm open to Alternatives we can

run I like that he toast us okay we go

with egon's plan and Ray's plan on three

Winston 1 2

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3 did we get a

mun yes all right way to go guys and no

huh who is this guy

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nail

him I hate

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that a I can't stand this he did it to

us again I'm getting the distinct

feeling he actually enjoys tormenting us

yeah almost like he has some kind of

personal grudge against us just get me

home to my hot shower okay

uhoh now what I don't know but we only

have one

spare I'm convinced this is the work of

that ghost but how he's nowhere around

and why frankly I don't have a clue

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okay doky dreamy boy I'm

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ready it's no use Egon I've flipped

through all these ult references and

there's nothing even resembling our

squid friend you having any luck it's a

hunch Ray but I think it may be linked

to the experiment I was conducting this

afternoon right now I'm cross

referencing the creature's Behavior

against the known characteristics of

every Spectre we've ever trapped

incredible yes it has something in

common with every other ghost in the

containment just as I feared it's a

manifestation of all the anger of every

ghost we've ever caught all rolled up

into one entity of pure hatred oh man

and he's out to get revenge on us more

precisely he's out to destroy us so

where'd he go I think he's saving us for

last

last yes but first he's going to destroy

the firehouse and everything in it oh my

gosh Slimer is home alone I'll warn

him

busy hey ta thanks for calling 555

dollar Yak hey to hear another hilarious

joke press any key and we'll charge one

more dollar to your phone bill you

know yeah another joke

yeah joke number two hey you know how to

tell a plant from a weed well if you're

watering it dies it's a

plant it's a

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plant5 hilarious joke

stop

stop that nasty G

again have to teach my

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lesson oh wion what are you doing

nothing Ecto doing it by herself hey

what you doing I can't she's out of

control this has to be that ghost

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again where is that dir old dream come

out come out where are you

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gotch

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you three got a brush F booby a I'm the

crum in Disguise I give a two thumbs

down you know to be cheeks

to that's

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better not b

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hey you're not

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g how can that squid do this to us when

he's not even here a highly unusual

phenomenon I admit phenomenon Egon this

is a nightmare

it's not funny Ray that wasn't

me oh my gosh my clothes are laughing at

me this is how the creature's

controlling us get rid of everything

covered with

slime this better work

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Egon y

the third time is always a charm

Elizabeth now remember when I immobilize

a little slime W with my magnetic flux

beam you spring the

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Trap we'll have to use Ecto 2 but she

can only carry two of us Slimer still

doesn't

answer let's do

it here he is Elizabeth he appears to be

wearing some sort of girdle he's even

weirder than I thought get the Trap

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ready macadamia

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there's home Dead Ahead so far it's

still in one piece

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guys guys big

Big Chill rud that's why we're here but

there's only two of us so we're going to

need your

help my help you up for it yeah Roger

you better F wokie dokie uhhuh you

better

okay Spud do your

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thing

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BR

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down I can't hold him

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good going

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Spud crap out

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ah man

yeah bo am I glad that's over too bad R

Egon missed all the action sure hope

they get back soon it's going to take us

all night to clean up this placei

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