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Subject 37 is a Caucasian male,

27 years old, average

height and stocky build.

No known health ailments.

Blood pressure, 97 over 50.

Temp is 97.8.

Turn your head to the

right a little bit, please.

This may sting a bit.

So how do you feel?

Great.

Great, honestly. I

feel better than

I have in years.

In fact...

Grab a mop,

and my smokes.

Let's prep for Subject 38.

The mystery virus started here,

in the city of Wuhan.

Dozens have been infected

but experts here

believe the actual figure

is closer to 1,700 cases.

Once there

was one, two, and then three

confirmed exported

cases internationally

then we asked the question,

is that consistent with

the very low numbers

currently being reported?

The virus broke

out in Wuhan at the end of

December,

but it's also since been

detected in Thailand and Japan.

And while the Chinese government

says it's spreading from animal

to humans,

scientists here say

human-to-human transmission

can't be ruled out.

Side effects may vary.

Across China,

disturbing videos on social

media

appear to show the extreme

measures taken to control the

outbreak.

Experts believe this is a

new kind of coronavirus,

but they don't have a clear view

of the clinical picture just

yet.

The number

of cases soaring just today,

more than 24,000 now nationwide.

New Jersey today becoming

the sixth state to close

all non-essential businesses,

more than 80 million Americans

now told to stay at home.

Store shelves

nationwide are dwindling

or totally empty.

We're asking

everyone to work at home if

possible,

postpone unnecessary travel

and limit social gatherings

to no more than 10 people.

What's to

blame for this horrid behavior?

First, stress.

The American Psychological

Association says

our stress is through the roof.

The number of

confirmed cases is going up here

by

about 5,000

every... single... day.

All vaccines

have some side effects.

Usually the side

effects are mild,

like pain or redness

or tenderness

or even some swelling at the

site where the shot is given.

Let's be clear.

Vaccines can save lives.

There's no question about that.

But also, all vaccines

have side effects.

Side effects may vary.

Side effects may vary.

Side effects may vary.

Hi, Janelle!

How are you today?

Everything's good, Ms. Jackson.

How are you?

Oh fine, fine.

Just getting home from work?

Yep, the daily grind.

How's that husband of yours?

Oh, Glenn? He's actually

pretty sick right now.

Oh, goodness.

That must be why I haven't been

able to watch you two for a bit.

Excuse me?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Uh, I meant, I haven't

seen you two in a while.

Oh, yeah. Well, that's

because he's resting up.

That poor thing.

How long's he been sick?

I'd say for a couple of weeks.

I keep trying to get

him to take the test,

but he just won't.

Goodness, that's awful.

Did he get the vaccine?

Nope!

Unfortunately, he's

fighting me on that too.

Oh, dear. He needs

to get that done.

I got mine first thing.

Us mature folks got

first crack at the shot.

You tell him we were

the guinea pigs.

- He's got nothing to worry

about. - Yep, I know!

I got mine yesterday, but

he just wants to be pig-headed.

Hmm.

Well, you need to go

show him who's boss.

- I will, Ms. Jackson.

- If that doesn't work...

A little bedroom action

will do the trick.

Oh... okay.

Men will do anything you

want if you put out enough.

My husband Bernie...

God rest his soul

would pretty much give

me everything I wanted

as long as I was on all fours

three times a week.

I'll keep that in mind.

Oh, he would have the best time

just pounding away.

I was a lot more flexible

back in those days.

Yep, bet you were.

Okay, Ms. Jackson...

Have you ever

heard of "pegging"?

- Nope.

- How about...

"The Rusty Trombone"?

"Glass-Bottom Boat"?

- No.

- "Salad Tossing"!

That's real popular with

the kids these days.

Ms. Jackson

I really need to take care of

my husband right now, okay?

- Oh, no problem.

- Alright...

Tell him I said to

get that darn shot.

And you remember

what I told you.

I will, Ms. Jackson.

And you have yourself

a lovely evening, okay?

You too, dearie.

Oh... I forgot to

tell her about.

"The Alabama Hot Pocket".

and with the death toll now

reaching nearly half a million

the FDA is urging all citizens

to wear safety masks

if going outside

and strongly suggesting

those who have not received

the vaccine to do so.

Somebody's got the consumption.

Hey, sweetheart. How was work?

Same old, same old.

Oh.

You're still a

little rough, huh?

Oh yeah, I can't seem

to shake this damn thing.

Do you want me to

make you some soup?

Oh, no, no. Thank you, but no.

Oh, uh

I don't want to get you sick.

Relax.

I just got the

vaccine, remember?

Gonna be fine.

Jesus, not this again.

Oh, I'm sorry I'm worried.

What an as*h*le!

No, no, I'm sorry.

I feel like hell,

and you know I can

be a jerk when I'm sick.

Yeah, you don't always

have to be sick.

Look

I got the vaccine yesterday,

and I'm fine.

And I wasn't crazy

about that either.

I mean, they completely

rushed out those vaccines.

We don't even know

what the hell's in them.

Oh, now you know

more than the FDA.

No, I'm not saying that.

I'm saying that

we don't know what long-term

effects they're gonna have.

Hon, I know you're

worried, and so am I,

but you're not Superman,

and I'm not ready

to be single again.

Besides

I don't even know how

to set up a Tinder profile.

"I know death spooks the

Holy Ghost out of some folks."

If I go and talk to Dr. Fisher

will you give this a rest?

About this, yes.

But I'm pretty sure I can find

something else to complain

about.

I'll call and make

an appointment.

One more thing.

Yeah?

When you're there.

I want you to get the vaccine.

You've gotta be kidding!

No, I'm dead serious.

Now please

just do this for me.

Please?

Pretty please?

"Whinnie reminds me a

lot of my own dear mother..."

Alright.

Alright what?

Alright, I'll get the vaccine.

By the way

I win!

Yeah, yeah.

Why don't you

go make me that soup?

John Farragut?

Glenn Rollins?

Hey... sorry about the wait.

We have a full house

due to the pandemic.

No worries, I get it.

Okay.

So, what seems to

be the problem?

Uh, well, I, um

can't seem to shake this cold.

Alright.

Have you had any sudden

loss of smell or taste?

No, no.

Alright.

Well, that is good.

Alright...

Hmm

that's good.

Say "ah".

Ah... AHHHH...

- Wider...

- Ah... AHHHH...

Yeah, you know what?

It's probably just a flu,

but I'm going to do some

tests just to be safe.

What kind of tests?

Nothing invasive.

Just a nasal swab.

Is that really necessary?

Better to be safe than sorry.

Don't be dramatic.

You're a big boy.

You can handle this. Now

you are going to feel

a little pressure here.

Oh, I can't wait.

There.

See, that wasn't so bad, was it?

Alright, we'll have

the results back

in a day or two, and

we'll give you a call.

Um, doc

would it be possible for me to

get my vaccine today?

Oh, really? NOW you

want the vaccine?

I can't give it to anyone

who's showing symptoms.

Dr. Fisher, I've got

to be honest with you.

The only reason I'm even here

is to get Janelle off my back.

If I don't get the vaccine

it's going to be my a*s.

Well alright, there is

a new vaccine.

It's called Alpha-21,

and it's in its trial phase, but

unlike earlier versions, it

doesn't have any side effects.

And... I can administer it to

patients who are showing

symptoms.

So with a little paperwork,

I'm sure you would qualify.

- And it's safe?

- So they say.

Yeah, they, uh

they say that a lot, don't they?

You know what?

Whatever it takes.

I just don't want to be in the

doghouse when I get home.

No, I get it.

Give me a minute,

let me see what I can do.

Thanks, doc.

I'm trying, I'm trying.

Good news. You qualify.

Just need you to sign...

Here

here, and here.

Oh, yeah, um

actually, doc, I think

I changed my mind.

- I appreciate it, though.

- Don't be a baby.

Alright, come forward.

- No, your head.

- What?

The shot goes in the

back of your head.

Oh, this just keeps

getting better and better.

Alright... all done.

Yikes.

You okay?

Yeah, yeah, I, uh...

I actually feel amazing.

Well, that's good, right?

Yeah, um.

I guess I just didn't expect

it to work so quick.

Yes, the shocking miracle

of modern medicine.

So, listen, uh

your tests will be back

in about a day or two,

but in the meantime

if you have any

questions or problems

- give me a call.

- Thanks, doc, I will.

I'm telling you,

man, I was in shock.

I mean, I haven't felt

this good in years.

I'm confused.

I thought you were

like Mr. Anti-Vax.

Weren't you the one

saying that this whole

pandemic was media

bullshit anyway?

I was, I was, but

I'm telling you, if you had seen

the way I looked when I walked

in there,

versus the way I did

when I walked out,

you'd completely understand

my change of heart.

And I'm sure Janelle had

nothing to do with that, right?

She... she wear you

down a little bit?

She is the reason that

I went, yeah, but, uh,

I'm a big enough man to

admit when I'm wrong.

Well, I gotta admit,

you look great.

Me, personally, I don't want

that junk in my veins.

But, uh, if it's working for

you, hey, you know what, that's

fantastic.

So how's the new

business working out?

Are you all moved in?

Do you like the place?

Yeah, yeah, I'm in. Uh,

overhead's k*lling me, but, uh,

you know, clients

have been steady.

Jack Murray, P.I

sounds like a '70s TV show.

Trust me, it's not as exciting

as it sounds. It's mainly just

looking into insurance scams and

taking pictures

of cheating wives,

you know, but, uh,

hey, it pays the bills.

I'm so damn proud of you. I mean

it took a lot of ba*ls for you

to walk out the way you did.

ba*ls, maybe.

Uh, brains... nah, not so much.

You're doing what you love.

I mean, how many of us can say

we're truly doing what we love?

Well, you know what,

you got a point. I mean

there's something about

waking up every day

and being your own boss...

make your own hours.

Don't got to

answer to anybody...

That's absolutely wonderful.

And that takes me back

to a couple weeks ago

when I'm thinkin'... this chip

kind of looks like you a little

bit.

We've been working really hard,

and it just seems, like...

It kind of tastes like you, too.

If this were New York or L.A

I know, it's not. But

I still feel like...

Find someone who...

If you and I did

end up in a relationship,

I probably would have to

get my d*ck power washed.

Anyway

um...

Glenn?

Oh, I'm I'm sorry.

- What were you saying?

- Um...

Just bearing my

soul to you. Y'know.

I'm sorry, man.

No, no, no, it's all right.

I'm just messing with you.

Um, what do you got

going on tonight?

You know, I think I'm going to

cook Janelle a nice home-cooked

dinner.

I mean... she deserves it

after putting up with me.

I don't envy her.

Hey there, Jack.

I almost didn't recognize you.

Your hair's growing out.

That 'do wouldn't cut

department muster, you know.

How have things been?

They're good.

They're really good.

Thanks for asking.

Oh, I'm glad to hear that.

Hey, I couldn't help but

overhear you got yourself

a nice little

office downtown now.

- Congratulations.

- Thanks.

You know, we were really

sad to see you go.

Never a good thing to see a

talented cop like yourself

leave.

You ever think

about coming back...

My door's always open.

Yeah, you kind of mentioned

that a few times on my way out.

I'll, uh, I'll

keep it in mind.

I'm sorry. Where are my manners?

I'm Police Chief Tom Danvers.

Uh, Glenn. Glenn Rollins.

Nice to meet you, Glenn.

Well, I didn't mean to

interrupt your lunch.

You fellas have a nice day.

And, Jack

think about what I said.

I will. Thanks, Tom.

What the hell was

that all about?

Danvers is a nice

guy, but he's, uh

looking for a protg

and... I ain't it.

We hit it off when I was

an officer in his precinct.

And, uh, he kind of

took me under his wing.

When I first

joined the force.

He took it really

hard when I left.

And to be honest with you,

it was a little weird.

He's a little old

for you, isn't he?

That's funny, as*h*le.

But I think he was

looking for more of a, uh.

"Batman and Robin"

sort of partnership.

Yeah, I always wondered

about those two also.

Oh, you d*ck.

You ever miss it?

Miss what?

Being a cop.

Nah, it just wasn't

for me. You know

I like being my own boss.

And to be honest with you,

this town's a little bit

too small to hold my interest.

So, now.

I can branch out

to anywhere I want.

Hey, bullshit detective

it's Grady, your landlord.

Hey, you know, I

got a case for you.

Locate my rent check!

You're two weeks late, man.

And if I don't have it in

full by the weekend

you're out of here.

Yeow!

I gotta.

I gotta get a grip

on myself here.

You've reached the office of

Dr. Julia Fisher.

We are out of the office,

but please leave your

name and message

and we will get back

to you as soon as possible.

Have a blessed day.

Um, hi. Uh, this is

Glenn Rollins. I was

in earlier today.

Um, I had some, uh,

concerns about the

vaccine that you gave me.

If you could call me back, I'd

I'd really appreciate

it. Thank you.

Oh, hi!

Wow, you look a lot better.

I feel a lot better.

Are you all vaxxed up?

As promised.

So proud of you.

So, how was your day?

Exhausting.

Uh.

How was... how was yours?

Oh, it was good. It was good.

Do me a favor and turn around.

There we go.

I

Have a little surprise,

just for you.

- You do?

- Yes, I do.

- Okay.

- This way...

Straighten her out a little bit.

What are you up to, Glenn?

Closer...

Closer. So warm.

And stop!

Okay.

Ta-da!

Aww!

First, my trophy husband

gets his big boy shot.

And then he sl*ves in the

kitchen for little old me?

I knew there was a reason

why I kept you around.

Very funny.

Have a seat. It's getting cold.

Well, that was

delicious. Thank you.

No problem.

I just... wanted to do

something nice for you.

Kind of as a... thank you.

For?

You know... I've been

doing a lot of thinking

since I got home

from the doctor.

And

it just kind of dawned

on me that you are

really incredible, and

I don't tell you that enough.

Aww, that's sweet.

I think you're wonderful, too.

I mean it.

You're so incredibly selfless.

I mean, you're always thinking

of everybody else.

Especially me...

rather than yourself.

It's just like this

vaccine business.

Now, I mean, if I had just

listened to you instead of

trying to fight about it and

I get it. It's okay.

But it's more than that.

Do you remember

when we first met?

How much fun we used to have?

Ouch! That hurts.

Oh, no, no.

That came out wrong.

What I meant to say

was, how much fun...

I... used to be.

You're still fun.

No, I'm really not.

I mean, not in a long time.

I've been so preoccupied with

this house, with

work, with the bills,

with this stupid pandemic.

I've lost sight about

what's important.

I've got it really good.

WE have it really good.

It's important to me

that you know how

important you are in my life.

Glenn, I miss this side of you.

So do I.

But I swear to you

from here on out, I will never,

ever take you for granted again.

I love you.

And I love you too.

Are you done with this?

'Cause I'm going

to do the dishes.

Oh, no, no. I got

it. Don't worry.

No... you slaved all day

in the kitchen for me,

and that's the least I can do.

And you had a hard day as well.

I'll take care of

it. It's no big deal.

Glenn.

Yeah?

Leave... the dishes.

Oh...

That's right, boy.

Give her the high hard one.

Lay that pipe!

Oh...

It's about time Glenn's one-eyed

trouser snake was unleashed.

Mama like.

Well, no reason why they

should have all the fun.

I haven't paddled the

pink canoe in at least

a couple of hours!

Behold

the source of power!

Excalibur!

Babe

you're hot.

Oh, you're so hot too, baby.

No, I mean

you're really hot!

Ow! You're burning me!

Oh, God...

That's not...

That can't be...

No!

What

- the...

- c*ck?

We have to get

you to a hospital.

Janelle?

Janelle, baby.

What's your emergency?

This is Whinnie Jackson at

4051 Jefferson Avenue.

Please send an officer here

as soon as possible.

There's some kind of

craziness going on next door.

I don't know if it's some weird

sex thing or what, but

someone better get over here.

I'm not

understanding, ma'am.

What exactly is going on there?

They're

covered in blood and goo

and they're screaming

their damn heads off!

My neighbor just ripped his

donger off, for God's sakes!

Send someone over now!

We'll send a

patrol car right away.

Hello?

Jack.

Jack, you gotta help me.

What's going on?

She's dead.

I don't understand.

Who's dead?

Janelle.

I don't know.

Jesus, what happened?

I have no idea.

Okay, calm down.

Where are you?

I'm at home.

Okay... stay calm.

I'm on my way.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Where are you going?

That's Glenn. He's in trouble.

What kind of trouble?

I'm not sure,

but I gotta get over

there right now.

At 11.30 at night?

I know it's late, but I'll

be back as soon as I can.

Is it Glenn...?

Or Glenda?

Come on, Tara.

Don't do this right now, please.

Don't do what, Jack?

I'm sorry if this looks

oddly familiar to me.

It's not what you think.

Who are you really going to see?

Sweetheart

I'm going to go see Glenn.

That's all.

Bullshit.

Bullshit. You're a man-wh*re,

and you're never

going to change.

For the love of God, Tara,

I'm not screwing around.

It was one time. One time.

I messed up. I know I messed up.

And I've been paying

for it ever since.

Whatever. Just go to them, then.

Look... remember what

we talked about in therapy...

What good is it if every

time I walk out the door,

you think I'm cheating?

Hey.

I promise, it was one time,

and only one time.

And it'll never happen again.

Whatever.

I probably won't be here

when you get back.

You do what you have to do.

Where the hell are they?

Dispatch, this is D'Angelo.

I'm at the location requested.

It all seems pretty quiet.

What exactly

am I looking for here?

Neighbor reported

a possible domestic disturbance.

Dispatch, I don't see

anything going on,

but I'll check the perimeter.

This could be a prank call.

Copy that.

Let us know if you

need assistance.

Over there!

Over there!

What the hell am I doing here?

Dispatch

screams coming from

inside the house.

I need to check it out.

Wait for backup, D'Angelo.

Didn't copy that.

Backup is 14 minutes out.

Don't be a hero, D'Angelo.

Hold it! Don't move!

Please, don't come near me.

I don't want to hurt you.

Jesus Christ.

Get on the floor. Now.

Please help me.

On the floor!

Where in the hell is he?

Officer?

Officer??

I don't suppose you

took the trash out.

I'll get to it.

What about the dishes?

I'll get to it.

What about finding a job?

Are you getting to that too?

I'm laid off, Cindy.

I still got unemployment coming

in for the next two weeks.

What about after that?

What the hell are

you going to do then?

I'm disabled.

You're an as*h*le.

If you don't get your

sh*t together, Chet,

I'm going to my mother's.

Oh no.

Whatever will I do?

She told me you were a loser

and I never should have

married your deadbeat a*s.

Guess she was right then, huh?

Keep

laughing, shithead.

I'm the only one doing

anything around here.

I would like to know where

the hell you would be

if it wasn't for me

taking care of your a*s.

I don't know.

Maybe be happy for once.

You're pathetic.

I'm getting in the shower.

Don't bother coming up.

You can sleep on

the couch tonight.

Already planning on it.

b*tch.

Real mature.

Breaking things and

throwing another

one of your tantrums ain't going

to solve anything, ya know!

Oooh...

Ow!

What the... sh*t?

Chet, turn down the g*dd*mn TV.

You're going to

wake the neighbors.

Chet, I told you

to go downstairs.

Get the hell out of here.

Chet, I mean it.

Leave me the hell alone.

Get the hell

out of here... NOW!

Whoa there, slick.

- Something I can help you with?

- Where's Glenn?

I'm trying to figure

that out myself.

Why are you here?

Glenn called me.

He said his wife was dead.

That's correct.

And so is one of my officers.

- Who?

- Vince D'Angelo.

Both he and the wife

have had some kind of

corrosive stuff

poured all over them.

They look like they've

been torn apart.

And your buddy...

is nowhere to be found.

Care to elaborate?

Oh, I I can't believe Glenn

could do something like this.

It's

just not possible.

Believe it. We have an

APB out on him now.

We'll find him, and

when we do, I'll let you know.

No, no, no. I'm coming with you.

Well, you're

a civilian now, Jack.

- You know I can't do that.

- Bullshit.

Law's the law, slugger. Sorry.

Glenn's been in contact with me.

I'm the only lead that you have.

I thought you didn't

want to play cop.

Glenn's my best friend.

If you could have heard

him on the phone earlier,

you'd know he wasn't

responsible for this.

I need to make sure he's safe.

You know I'd be going

out on a limb for you here.

Whether I'm with you or not,

I'm going to be on the case.

Might as well do it as a team.

Well...

You do know the perp

better than anyone.

And we are short-staffed.

You have that...

P.I. license in place, right?

Yeah.

Good enough for me.

You're on.

You say he gave

you a call earlier?

Yeah, about... 20 minutes ago.

What say you do me a

kindness and call him back,

see if you can track him down.

This is Glenn Rollins.

I'm not available, but please

leave your name and number

and I'll get back to you.

Nothing.

All right.

Let's start canvassing the area.

Maybe see if a

neighbor saw something.

We better find

this friend of yours quick.

Here, boy.

Oh my god.

Are you okay, lady?

No... no...!

No... a a a ah...!

In local news

a new study shows crime in

Ridgway is down 23% this year.

We can certainly thank

our local law enforcement

for keeping our streets safe.

In an earlier interview,

our mayor Nick Perkins said:

'Seeing is believing.'

And certainly it's clear that

the proof is in the numbers.

The town

council met and voted

to take down the questionable

billboard that has

local residents in a ruckus.

The image plastered

high on Main Street

features a man

marrying a skeleton.

Although it's meant as a PSA

for anorexia awareness,

many local folks are

shocked by the image.

And Akron has hit the mark

for having the best

Chinese and Mexican

restaurants in the country,

according to Bon

Appetit magazine.

We are certainly proud

of our local eateries

and give them all a

big congratulations

for putting our little

town on the map.

Akron is now the flagship

city of Chowderfest.

This spectacular event

brings some of the

best chefs from all over

the state to compete.

A $20 entry fee and all

the chowder you can eat...

Hey, what the hell,

man? I just mopped!

g*dd*mn crackheads.

Always on my shift.

Oh, hell no!

What the

hell is wrong with you?

You crazy-looking

son of a b*tch!

Get the hell out of my store!

Please...

Help... me...

It hurts.

It's gonna hurt a lot worse

when I jam this bat up your a*s.

Hit the bricks, as*h*le!

So.

Hungry...

Dude, you can eat

sh*t for all I care!

Get the hell out of my store!

Still think your

boy is innocent?

Come on, Tom.

We both know Glenn

couldn't have done this.

We don't even know where he is.

He could be a victim, too.

Uh-huh. Sure is racking up

a hell of a body count.

Between this one and

the naked one upstairs,

looks like old Glenn's

heading for double digits here.

Hello.

Hey hon,

just checking in.

Well...

hey there, sexy.

How's your night going?

Uh, horrible. Gibbons

is on our a*s for...

A story, and

this po-dunk town is

just dead.

Really makes me regret

leaving Pittsburgh.

Oh, come on now.

That's no way for

Northeast Ohio's.

Star news

reporter to talk.

Besides... if you hadn't left,

you'd have never met me.

True. Silver linings.

Uh, so, what time

you coming home?

I gotta be honest with you.

It's gonna be a late one.

The sh*t's kinda hit

the fan out here.

What's going on?

I can't really talk

about it, darling.

Come on, Tom. I'm

your girlfriend.

You can't hide anything from me.

It's looking like we have

a spree k*ller on the loose.

He's already m*rder*d five

people, including one of my

officers.

He's using some kind of acid

and burning people with it.

We're trying to hunt him

down now before he can

hurt anyone else.

Oh my God, that's horrible.

Any idea who this guy is?

Guy's name is

Glen Rollins.

No priors.

Not even so much as

a speeding ticket.

Doesn't make any sense.

Well... just promise me

you'll be careful out there.

You know I will.

Just keep that under

your hat. Got it?

Got it, boss. See you at home.

So, uh... where to now?

Let's keep combing

the neighborhood.

Considering all the victims live

next to each other, and

his car's still here,

he couldn't have gone far.

If it's Glen, we still don't

know if he's the one

actually k*lling these people.

Well, you don't give

up, do you, kid?

Well, let's look at the facts.

So you're telling me a guy

with no history of violence

no motive

decides to wake up one day

and go on a k*lling spree?

Well, you and I both know

stranger things have happened.

What about this acid sh*t

showing up on all the victims?

I'm having a lab

run tests on it,

but it could be a week or so

before we know anything.

So you think Glen is just

walking the streets

of Ridgway with a

bucket of napalm

melting anybody he runs into?

You got a better theory?

Yeah.

I know Glen didn't do this.

Why is this happening?

This is news anchor Trina

DiNardo with breaking news...

Five people have been k*lled

including a police officer in

the sleepy town of Ridgway.

Details are scarce

at the moment,

but a citywide manhunt is

underway for resident Glen

Rollins

in connection with

these attacks.

If you have any information on

the whereabouts of Mr. Rollins,

please call our

Crimestoppers Hotline...

No.

At 1-800-242-BUST.

No!

Hey, man, can you

buy us some beer?

We've got cash. Do us a solid...

Ha! Come and get me, gimpy!

Oh, Janelle.

Oh, baby, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Don't give me that, Trina.

You know damn well

everything I told you

last night was confidential.

You knew

I needed a story.

I-I thought your

telling me about this

was your way of being sweet.

Now we're risking

a community panic,

As well as tipping off

some homicidal maniac

that we know who he is

and that we're looking for him!

Look, the public

has a right to know.

My exact words were,

"keep this under your hat."

Do you know the meaning of the

words "keep this under your

hat"?

You can't suppress

the media, Tom.

You and I are going to have a

serious talk when I get home.

Trina?

Trina!

God damn it to hell.

Trouble with the wife?

You know I'm not married, Jack.

No.

No.

Hi, Glenn.

It's Dr. Fisher,

returning your call.

I wouldn't worry.

They say Alpha-21 has

no side effects,

but everyone is different.

So, if it gets worse,

feel free to stop by the office,

and I'll have a look at you.

Let me ask you something.

Why are you so convinced Glenn's

the one k*lling people here?

I'd say all the evidence

pretty much points to him.

Doesn't it seem a

little convenient?

We got a dead wife,

and a panicked phone call

to you saying she's dead,

and he needs your help.

Pretty cut and dry.

I've known Glenn for decades.

I've never seen him violent.

I've never even seen him angry.

Not to mention he

adored Janelle.

It just doesn't make any sense.

Well...

Unfortunately, just

because things don't

make any sense doesn't

mean they aren't true.

I just find that

hard to believe.

Danvers here.

Chief, can you head

over to Dr. Fisher's office?

She's got a...

situation over there.

What kind of situation?

Everybody

out of the way!

Clear the hall. I'm

coming through here.

Julia

what the hell happened here?

He just...

He just

exploded.

Who exploded?

What are you talking about?

Dr. Fisher.

I know you're upset,

but I need you

focused right now.

What happened here?

A patient came in for

a pandemic vaccine.

I administered the shot.

He was fine.

He just

blew up!

What vaccine?

Alpha-21.

It's new on the market.

How many people have

received this vaccine?

Only a handful.

We just got it in the other day.

I'm going to need a list of

everyone who's gotten this,

uh... Alpha-21.

I can't do that, Chief Danvers.

That's violating all

sorts of HIPAA laws.

Yeah, I think we're past that

right now, don't you think?

You're right...

You're right.

Okay, so the Alpha-21 shipment

arrived two days ago,

and it looks like only

three patients were

given the treatment.

Mr. Becker

who just exploded all over me,

and my office.

John Farragut

and

Glenn Rollins.

I just returned a call

to him this morning.

Both he and his wife

were vaccinated,

but she didn't receive Alpha-21.

Now we're getting somewhere.

I need you to give me the

address of John Farragut.

Of course.

I just hope we're not too late.

I'll send someone to

collect evidence here.

In the meantime,

go home.

Get cleaned up

and get some rest.

And if you think of anything

else that might help,

give me a call?

Thank you.

See, I told you.

There's no way Glenn could have

had anything to do with this.

Woah there, partner.

Just because Glenn's

on the vaccine list

doesn't exonerate

him of anything.

We still have a lot

of work ahead of us.

How's skating?

Good.

How was your cheer?

Good.

What did you do at cheer?

Oh, I haven't been in a while.

- Have you been to D.C.?

- Yeah.

- Do you want to go to D.C.?

- No.

No?

Oh, Emma!

Well, this is it.

Hello?

Mr. Farragut?

Ridgway Police.

Anybody home?

Mr. Farragut...

Wonderful. Looks

like a dead end.

Appears that way.

I'm going to go take a leak.

Knock yourself out.

"Saturday night

is the night

to have your fun."

"So let's"

get all dressed up,

"and run."

"Shake it"

down here

"girl..."

Tom!

You better

have a look at this.

Just flush it and

let's get out of here.

Get... in here...

Now.

Son, I don't care how proud you

are of it. I don't need to...

Oh.

What the hell is that?

It's, uh...

It's John Farragut.

Danvers.

Oh, hi.

Yes, this is Julia.

I think I might have

something for you.

So of the three patients

that received Alpha-21...

Both Mr. Rollins

and Mr. Farragut's blood type

was O positive.

Which is very common.

But... Mr. Becker

my patient from today...

The one that blew up?

He had type AB negative...

Which

is extremely rare.

So I don't know if

that's any help.

Yeah, Julia, that actually

helps quite a bit.

I don't think Mr. Farragut's

going to be needing his

booster shot scheduled.

Thank you.

What's the connection between

John Farragut and Glenn?

Uh... apart from, uh

them both being

patients of Dr. Fisher

none that I know.

You've never seen this

guy with Glenn before?

Um.

Hold on one second.

No, it, uh

his face doesn't ring a bell.

Doesn't make any sense.

I mean, the wife I

get. Hell, even...

Officer D'Angelo I can buy if he

confronted Glenn

in the act, but...

Why would Glenn

k*ll all these other people?

You're still not listening!

I'm telling you

Glenn wouldn't do this!

Look, I can appreciate this

guy's your friend and all,

but...

It's Glenn.

Put it on speaker.

Glenn, where the hell are you?

It's too late, Jack.

I'm too far gone.

I can't control it.

It's k*lling me

I'm coming to get you, Glenn.

Where are you?

I never meant for

any of this to happen.

Not to Janelle.

Not to anybody.

I'm dying, Jack.

I can feel myself coming apart!

It hurts so bad...

The only thing that

slows it down is eating.

I don't want to do it,

but it hurts so bad!

Where the hell are you?

I'm in the woods behind

the convenience store

- on Collins Avenue...

- Dammit, we were just there.

I'm coming!

No! I don't want

to hurt you too...

Sit tight, Glenn.

We're on our way.

No! I can't

DANVERS: Let's go.

You know, I'm really

sorry about Glenn.

No one wants to think

someone they're close

to is capable of m*rder.

Can't blame yourself, though.

Everyone has their own demons.

I'm still not buying it.

I've known Glenn for too long,

and there's got to be some kind

of rational explanation for

this.

You know.

I'm really starting

to think there's more

to this Glenn thing

than you're letting on.

What's your real relationship

with Glenn Rollins?

We've been friends

since college.

Define friends.

You know... friends.

No, I don't know. Explain it.

Where are you going with this?

You sure have been adamant

about his innocence

no matter what

facts we run into.

Something I can't see somebody

doing for anyone who's

just a friend.

What are you insinuating?

Are you and Glenn

sleeping together?

No!

Hell no!

I mean, you certainly wouldn't

run to my defense if I was in

Glenn's shoes.

Where is this coming from?

Station Christmas party.

Last year.

Look... we said we weren't

going to talk about this...

No we're talking about it.

We were both drunk,

it was a one-time thing,

and it didn't mean anything.

Well it meant something to me.

I knew you couldn't do this.

This is the exact reason why I

left the precinct in the first

place.

There was no reason

for you to leave!

We could have kept

it professional.

Obviously not.

You can't tell me

you didn't feel something.

Oh yes, I can!

Can't help how I feel.

What about Trina?

Screw Trina.

Listen.

I'm really sorry. I

just don't feel the

same way you do.

But I'll bet you do about Glenn!

Come on, this is ridiculous!

We're just friends.

Right...

Janelle?

Janelle

I thought I k*lled you.

How did you find me?

We're soulmates

remember?

No, seriously, how

how did you find me?

Glenn!

Glenn!

Don't touch it!

No, I'm not. I've seen

what this sh*t can do.

At least we

know we're close.

Glenn!

Glenn!

We have to find him soon.

There he is!

Don't go near them!

Glenn?

Put your hands up, now!

This has to stop, Glenn.

Don't make me k*ll you.

I'm not giving you

a choice, Chief.

I can't control

this much longer.

You're gonna have to k*ll us.

I mean it, boy.

Take one more step and

you're gonna get your wish.

- No! - Get the hell out of the

way, Jack!

I'm not gonna let you k*ll them.

Let him k*ll us, Jack.

No!

Good news

on the pandemic front.

The FDA has approved the rumored

wonder vaccine, Alpha-21.

The nationwide roll out

should begin next month.

The drug, with a reported

99% success rate and

zero side effects

is said to be safe for all ages,

even those who have been

vaccinated and boosted before.

Let's hope this is the victory

we've been waiting for

in the w*r against the virus.

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