01x02 - Two

[bunniefuu]

[owl hooting]

[owl continues hooting]

- [button clicks]
- [owl hooting]

[Penelope] Huh.

[mumbles] Two-person dome tent.

This is...

This is one.

- [tent frame clicking]
- How many?

Christ...

Is that one supposed to go in here?

Maybe I'll...

And it's supposed to bend.

How and where?

- [twig snapping]
- [unsettling music playing]

[Penelope gasps softly]

[twig snapping]

[sighs]

[music fades]

- [bird whistles in distance]
- [yawns]

Ugh.

[sighs]

Okay. I went on vacation,
and I brought a apple,

banana, and a... [exhales sharply, yawns]

...compass.

[snorts] That would have been helpful.

[exhales deeply, sighs]

I went on vacation
and I brought a apple, a banana,

a compass, a donut, and a...

- [twig snapping]
- [gasps]

- [tense music playing]
- [heartbeat echoing]

Hello?

[shrilling tense music playing]

[button clicks]

[owl hooting]

[music fades]

[Penelope] Hi.

Yep. I'm talking to a tree.
I'm talking to a tree. [sighs]

[clicks tongue] Um...

would it be okay if I asked
for a little bit of protection tonight?

I would hate to get, like,

eaten on my first night out here.
[chuckles lightly]

Kinda feel like you and your friends
called me out here.

I know that sounds silly,
but... [chuckles, sighs]

[sighs]

I just want you to know
that I'm gonna work really hard.

That, I'm new here, so...

- [chuckles lightly, sighs]
- [bird whistles in distance]

I guess what I'm saying is
if you could just help tonight...

and then I can try to take it from there.

[wind whooshing]

[ethereal music playing]

[birds chirping]

[music concludes]

[birds singing, whistling]

I made it.

I made it. Oh, my gosh.

[ethereal music playing]

[music continues]

Thank you, friend.

Water? Water is good.

So, I need to go west?

Northwest.

So, sun rises in the east,
which means I need to go...

that way.

All right.

[birds singing, chirping]

[whispers] I got this.

[leaves rustling]

[serene choral music playing]

[music continues]

[music intensifies]

[wrapper crinkling]

[music fades]

"Seven Principles of Leave No Trace."
[exhales deeply] Uh.

"Respect wildlife."

[wrapper crinkling]

That was a waste.

[grunts]

Where's my water bottle?
Where's my water bottle?

sh*t. [exhales deeply]

Starting now.

Leave no trace. [exhales deeply]

[ethereal music playing]

[leaves crackling]

[birds chirping]

[woman] Hello?

Are you camping?

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

Thanks.

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[speaking indistinctly]

No... [speaking indistinctly]

[speaking indistinctly]

Thank you, guys.

[ethereal music continues]

[sighs]

[ethereal music continues]

[birds trilling, chirping]

[Penelope grunts, pants]

[huffs, pants]

- [birds chirping, trilling]
- [Penelope panting]

[leaves rustling]

[eerie ethereal music playing]

[twig cracking]

[panting]

[panting]

- [water rippling]
- [frog croaking]

[pants, breathes heavily]

- [birds cawing in distance]
- [frog croaking]

- [Penelope sighs]
- [frog croaking]

[Penelope sighs]

[frog croaking]

[gasps, sighs]

Hmm.

[shrubs rustling]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[exhales deeply]

[ethereal music playing]

[sighs softly]

[frog croaking]

[mumbles]

Okay, boiling.

[clicks tongue]

Okay.

[groans] Ow.

[exhales sharply]

[exhales sharply]

[pants]

[huffs, pants]

[exhales sharply]

Nope.

[bird cawing]

[Penelope] Ow!

[blows]

[sighs]

[blows]

[sighs]

[exhales sharply]

[breathes deeply] Okay.

[blows]

[blows air sharply]

[blows, inhales deeply]

[blows air, sighs]

[lighter button clicks]

[lighter button clicks]

[fire crackles lightly]

[fire crackles]

[blows]

[blows]

[fire crackles]

[rhythmic body percussion music playing]

[music continues]

[shrieks]

[humming]

I made a fire! [hums]

We made a fire. [sighs]

[music fades]

[insects buzzing]

[whispers] Okay. [sighs]

- [breathes sharply]
- [fire crackling]

- [metal bucket thuds, clatters]
- [water sizzling]

[sighs]

[tense choral music playing]

[Penelope sighs]

[exhales sharply]

It works. Okay.

[sighs, whispering] Okay.

Okay.

[groans softly]

[music intensifies]

[clicks tongue] Yeah, no. Uh...

[music continues]

[claps]

Okay.

Cool.

- [sighs]
- [music fades]

[sighs]

Okay. [sighs]

All right.

There.

- [sighs]
- [metal bucket rattles]

[Penelope sighs] Oh, jeez...

[fire crackling]

[Penelope sighs]

[exhales sharply]

- [crickets chirping]
- [bird singing]

Okay.

[metal bucket clattering]

[sniffs]

- [bird squawking]
- [crickets chirping]

[bottle cap unscrews]

- [chuckles softly]
- [birds trilling]

[chuckles softly]

[up-tempo choral music playing]

Wait.

[music continues]

[gasps]

[giggles, gasps]

[gasps] Wait.

[shrieks, laughs]

[giggles, exclaims] I'm incredible!
I am the queen of the world!

[sighs]

[sighs, giggles]

I did it! O-M-G, I did it.

[crickets chirping]

[Penelope] Stupid freaking instructions!

[sighs]

[imitates wolf howl]

[laughs]

- [sighs]
- [tent unzipping]

[Penelope sighs]

[breathes heavily]

Thank you.

[dramatic choral music playing]

[music concludes]