01x34 - #AllyCat pt. 2

[bunniefuu]

[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

Excellent work
this evening, Catwoman.

I like how hard you
made them work for it.

Really felt authentic.

Our heist was
part of your plan?

I do not understand.

Well. That's probably because you don't
have a book that tells the future.

- [all gasp]
- See, this bad boy said you were going to ask

Catwoman to help rob me.

So I simply got to her first
and made a better offer.

Believe it or not, his pockets
are a little deeper than yours.

It was actually
quite convenient.

II needed to bring
you all here anyway.

- You did?
- Oh, yes.

The Book of Eternity has
helped me make some big plans.

And, for those plans to work,

I need there to be a distinct lack
of superheroes in Metropolis.

So you're gonna try and capture
all the heroes in town? Tsk!

"Gonna?" "Try?"
[scoffs] Please.

[all gasp]

Hey! What's up, you guys?

Ha ha!
[gasps]

I mean...
"Oh no! Lex caught Superman!"

[laughs]

Shut up... doofus...

This, ladies, is only the beginning.

For the rest of my plan to work,
you're just have to wait and see.

[yawns]

Now, I know you're gonna
wanna try and stop me.

But I'd recommend
just getting in the cages.

Because I've read ahead and,
hey, spoiler alert: You lose.

Hmmph.

Oh, predictable.

Just have a seat,
enjoy the show.

[dance music playing]

No, not the song again!

Grrr!

[Supergirl grunting]

[groans]

Hmm. Still warm.

[yelling]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Ah. Much Better.

All right, enough fun.

[all yelling]

Agh!

[coughing]

[screaming]

Tsalb Xe...

[mumbling]

[grunts]

Agh!

[groaning]

Ha... ha!

[sighs]

Very impressive.

I think you'll like this more.

The amount we agreed on has already
been transferred to your account.

And I didn't even
have to invoice.

Ha ha ha!
Shall we?

Ta-ta, girls.
Always fun catching up.

You will regret allying
yourself with that villain.

You don't know
what you're doing!

That book is dangerous!

Please don't leave me in here
where I have to look at Superman!

[Catwoman] Purr!

You even called me a ride.
What a gentleman.

It's the least I could do.

You're not going to want to be
anywhere near the city tonight.

Really? Why's that?

Ah... You know what?
What the heck.

We're on the same side.
[laughs] It's pretty cool.

[Lex] The book
told me that tonight,

a few minutes before midnight, a meteor will hit Metropolis.

And not just
any meteor, either.

We're talking death-of-the-dinosaurs
stuff, an extinction level event.

When it hits, the people of
this city will lose everything.

They'll need food,
shelter, resources.

And most importantly,
leadership.

Metropolis is only
the first step.

I'm going to build a new world.

A better one.

I call it LuthEarth!

Huh? Huh?

Okay, yeah the name
needs a little work,

but you get the idea. Right?

Here's the best part.

I already know it works.

Every single step.

All right, wait, hey,
now you say...

- You're insane.
- You're insane.

Oh! So much fun!

You're really gonna
let all those people die?

I don't expect you
to understand.

I'm a ninth level intellect.

You're a common thief.

Please trust me when I say your
best course of action is to

get on that helicopter.

Atta-girl.

Darling, there's nothing
common about me.

[groans]
I can't believe I'm doing this!

[elevator dings]

[powering off]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

Two break-ins and two
betrayals in one night.

Oh, you truly are the best.

Hehe. I'm looking
for the bathroom.

There she goes!

Grab her!

All right, all right, who
wants to put the cuffs on me?

Agh!

Next?

[all yelling]

Ow!

Now, where was I?

Great idea trusting
Catwoman, Bumblebee.

Me?

If I ever see that slimy, two-timing,
sociopathic crook again, I...

Well. If that's how you feel.

[all] Catwoman!

I knew there was
good in your heart.

Save it, girls.

Lex is letting the world
be destroyed by a huge meteor.

I need you to stop it.

What can I say,
I like the world.

It's where I steal stuff.

So...

A huge, world-destroying meteor?

My favorite kind.

What? Wait.
No, that's...

Somebody altered the future, but...
But that's impossible!

Well, that's not strictly true.

You... You betrayed me?

I don't understand. I mean,
obviously, I understand, it's you.

But why didn't I see it coming?

[chuckles]

Let's just say, I took a
page out of your book.

You see,

I had a little peek
when you weren't looking.

Didn't like what I saw,
no no no.

So I tore out the page that said I got on
that copter, so you couldn't see it coming.

How I changed the story.

The ending too.
[chuckles]

No book tells me
what to do.

You ruined everything!

Agh!

[chuckles]

I know you're already thinking about
what you'll do if we ever meet again.

Trust me, we won't!

Hmm.

Stupid heroes! Won't let a girl
totally control the future.

[Barbara] Wait, so I didn't
just miss a heist,

I missed
saving the world?

And finding out that Lex
Luthor is a super-villain?

And canapes?

Aw, don't worry,

I'm sure we'll break into another
high-security building soon.

No, we will not.

Oh! Shh! It's on!

We're here at City Hall,

where Lex Luthor is preparing
to give an official statement

after having been cleared
of all charges.

What? He's free to go?

It is true, I detained
some superheroes last night,

but they were
trespassing in my office.

And as for these accusations
that I was going to "let Metropolis be destroyed?"

Ridiculous.
I didn't do a thing.

That is all technically true.

I'm just glad we could clear up
what was merely a misunderstanding

between me and those

dangerous, vigilante
Super Hero Girls.

I'm sure they'll be much
more careful in the future.

But, we just saved the world.

Why do I feel like he won?

[Lex whistling]

Huh?

[gasps]

[yells]

[panting]

So, uh... whatever
happened with that meteor?

[groans]