01x40 - #EmperorPenguin

[bunniefuu]

[title music]
♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

Can you believe it, Harls?

Our first year here and the
Hamsters have a shot at the title!

[student] Jordan!

[cheering and laughter]

Aw, poor Hal.
Even with his playoff beard,

and those lucky socks
he hasn't washed all season,

he's still totally
stressed out.

[all] Jordan! Jordan! Jordan!

- [chomps and gulps]
- You know what stinks?

I was gonna get him a gift
after he won the title.

A pair of limited edition
trainers

from the new shoe line
from his favorite player ever,

Steve Lombard.

I know what
you're thinking, Harleen.

Super nice of me, right?

Wrong!
They're totally sold out!

Aw, too bad.

However...

I know a guy
who can get anything.

[students] Go, Hamsters, go!

- Go, Hamsters, go!
- [breathing rapidly]

Go, Hamsters, go!

- Go, Hamsters, go!
- [gagging]

- Anything?
- Anything.

The guy's name is...

Oswald Cobblepot,
my fine-feathered friend.

But feel free
to call me Penguin.

Everybody else does.
[laughing]

Hmm.
"Fine-feathered friend"?

So it's shoes you want, eh?

Uh... yeah.

The new Steve Lombard XLXs.

Size 12. I've got money.

Lombards, eh?

Very difficult shoes
to come by.

No way. [gasps]

They're perfect!
Hal's gonna love them!

Indeed. Unfortunately,
love doesn't come cheap.

Wh... Whattaya mean?

[inhales deeply]
I can't afford this,

I work at Burrito Bucket!

Ah, quite the blue-collar problem.

No! There must be something
I can do.

Tell you what,
be at this location

at exactly 3:55 this afternoon.

[laughs] And I'll give you
the shoes. My treat.

That's it? Just be there?

That's it,
my hoodie-wearing helper.

That's it.

[bell ringing]

[phone vibrating and quacking]

[phone chiming]

[door opens]

[panting heavily]

Hold it right there!

Give me back that paper!

What? What paper?

Come on. Empty your pockets.

[boy] I don't have anything!

Watch your step, kid.

I've got my eye on you.

[inhales and exhales]

[camera on phone clicks]

Okay, give it to me.

- Huh?
- Give me the test answers!

Uhh!

Test answers?

That was a dirty trick,
Penguin.

[laughs] Oh, let's not quibble
about the past, shall we?

I'm more interested
in what you'll do for me next.

No way. I am done.
[gasps]

[Oswald] You're far from done,
my knee-socked nincompoop.

[laughs]
I run this school, you see.

Test answers...

vending machines...

it all runs through me.

Those school elections
coming up?

Meet your next class president.
[laughing]

[laughs] Yeah.

And this little gem...
is the key to my success.

Ha! It's always recording.

I've got dirt on everyone
in this school.

[laughs] With one simple text,
I can blackmail anyone.

[laughing cunningly]

Keep your phone on.

I'll be in touch.

[door shuts]

...and so the exponential decay
of G of X

causes the function to shrink...

[phone vibrating]

[teacher clears throat]

The exponential decay of G of X

causes the function to shrink,

getting smaller and smaller...

[choking]

[coughing]

Ms. Gordon, are you all right?

[Barbara choking]

[sighs in exhaustion]

[phone quacking]

[upbeat music playing]

[electricity crackling]

[cheering]

[clanks]

[phone quacking]

[music continues]

[audience cheering]

[phone quacking]

[phone chimes]

I've had just about enough
of this caped c*ck!

I've got one last job for you
and then you're free.

Really? Just one more
and you'll delete that picture?

Yes.

I want you to steal
Hal Jordan's lucky socks

before tomorrow's game.

What?

Why would anyone
want Hal's socks?

You know he hasn't washed them
all season, right?

Because,
my sticker-loving servant,

I've bought up all of
Garfield High's merchandise,

right down
to the last can koozie.

So when Hal Jordan
can't wear his precious socks,

he'll blow the whole game!

Those Garfield fans will have
to come to me

for their
state championship gear...

at drastically marked-up
prices, of course.

[all laughing]

Why, that's...

That's felonious!

[Oswald]
You know what's felonious?

This!

[stammers]
But what about Batgirl?

She'll stop me!

Figure it out!

You'll get me those socks,

and if Batgirl interferes,

I'll expose you
to the entire school.

[laughs]

Let's go, Hamsters! Let's go!

Let's go, Hamsters! Let's go!

Well? Did you get the socks?

[flies buzzing]

Excellent work, my dear,
excellent work.

And we won't have any
unwanted visitors tonight,

now will we?

No. I took care of it.

Excellent.
[laughs]

[audience cheering]

[upbeat music playing]

[grunts]

- [Hal groans]
- [audience exclaims]

[Hal groans]

Mm.

[laughs]

[players grunting]

[pants] Whoa.

I'm open!

[audience exclaims]

[whistle blows]

[laughing maniacally]

[slurps]

[audience exclaiming]

[man] Come on.

[indistinct shouting]

[laughing maniacally]

[audience exclaiming]

[whistle blows]

[laughing]

[flies buzzing]

What's this?

That pointy-eared pest thinks

she can disrupt my scheme?
[groans]

[phones chime]

[gasps and grunts]

[grunting]

Hal! Go deep!

- [flies buzzing]
- [gasps]

[grunts]

[flies buzzing]

[growls]

[cheering]

[growls]

Huh?

All right, Zap-39 right Gallagher
watermelon on three, break!

- [whistle blows]
- [audience cheering]

Blue 52! Set...

hut!

[players grunting]

- [Hal panting]
- [players shout]

- [grunts]
- [whistle blows]

[cheering]

[grunting and crying]

I thought you said you took care
of that cowled creep! [growls]

What can I say, Penguin?
She's good.

I warned you.

And now, everyone in school
will know that it was you

who stole those test answers.
[growls]

Do your worst.

I should have told
the truth from the start

instead of
letting you blackmail me.

[growling]

Huh? Where's my phone?

What, you mean...

this?

[grunts] Give me that!

That phone has all the dirt
I've got on everyone!

I can't blackmail anyone
without it!

[grunts] Give me that!

That phone has all the dirt
I've got on everyone!

I can't blackmail anyone
without it!

You know all that dirt you were
just talking about?

All those things you've been
holding over everyone's heads?

That dirt's about
to get scrubbed.

[all cheering]

Congratulations, Hal!

- Ah, thanks, Babs, it was nothin'.
- I got you something

because I knew you
were gonna win the game.

[stammers] Steve Lombard?

The greatest Hamsters QB
of all time?

And your very own Lombard XLXs.

[Hal] Hold these.

[flies buzzing]

You're the best, Babs.

- Where'd you get them?
- Oh, I know a guy.

It ain't so bad, boss.

[growls]