01x42 - #CrashCourse

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoo! ♪
[title music]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

[alarm ringing]

[train horn blowing]

Is everyone ready for a morning of
sisterhood and strenuous exercise?

Where's Karen?
I thought we said 8:00.

[phone ringing]

Hi.

I feel so bad for Karen.

She left her house
at 2:30 in the morning

and she still didn't make it!

Well, that's what you get for
being 14 and too young to drive.

I do not understand the importance
of "driving" in the world of man.

Do you not have
feet to carry you?

Oh, come on, Diana, having a
license is all about freedom.

The open road, not missing
out on cool stuff

because the Metropolis mass
transit system is a total mess

and you won't be able to get
your license for two more years.

But mostly freedom.

And if I were to acquire
a driving license,

then I could transport
Karen to "cool stuff"?

- Yup.
- Exactly!

Very well, then acquire
a driving license I shall!

Yes, yes, yes!

If anyone is going
to ace this test,

it's you after studying
nonstop for two weeks!

- Public transit can take a...
- [woman] Name.

I am Diana,
Princess of Themyscira.

Uh, her name is Diana Prince!
She's an exchange student.

[nervous laugh]
From Greece.

I seek a driving license,
which shall bestow upon me

the freedom of
a Creten ibex summiting

the Samarian Gorge after...

Congratulations. Go outside and
wait for the road test instructor.

- Yes!
- Yeah!

- A perfect score!
- [child wailing]

You're gonna ace
the behind-the-wheel test too,

I just know it.

What do you
mean "rejected"?

Don't you know who I am?

Garth!

Listen, lady, I'm the heir
to an underwater kingdom.

Garth! What are you doing?

These people are telling me I don't
qualify for a boating license.

Me! Can you believe... Agh!

Trust me, you want to see this.

After crushing this driving test,
she'll drive us both home.

All right, Ms. Prince.
Let's begin.

Guide me, O Helios.

[nervous chuckling]

[car starts]

Did you just stall the car?

It's almost impossible to stall
an automatic transmission.

[engine revs]

[brakes screech]

[heavy breathing]

[Diana] One must allow the
proper number of car lengths

for braking distance.

Look! A family of ducklings.

We must yield!

[quacking]

Okay, Ms. Prince, let's try
normal traffic speeds this time.

You can do this!

[engine revs]

- [cheers]
- [laughs]

[cheers]

Don't do it, Diana.

I thought you were ready,
but you're so not...

[screaming]

[laughing]

Remember when I stole this car, and then
you hot-wired it, and then you drove it?

You mean two minutes ago?

Yeah.
Memories.

Uh-oh, Kit Kat,
we got company.

Wait a minute, is that
Diana Prince from school?

When did she get cool?

If Little Miss Perfect
wants a race, she's got one.

What are you doing?
Pull over!

Fail me if you must,
but it is my solemn duty

to bring these
lawbreakers to justice.

[bluegrass music playing]

Weirdest car-chase music ever.

- [engines revving]
- [tires screeching]

[people screaming]

This is an automatic.
How are you doing that?

This is not on the test!

[brakes screech]

[villains laugh]

[both gasp]

- [screaming]
- [retching]

Are you kidding me?

Uh, "kitten me." You should
have said, "Are you kitten me?"

Rats! You're right.

[laughs]

Sorry!

She's good. Unfortunately
for her, I'm better.

"Un-fur-tunately"!

Stop distracting me!

Rawr! Such cat-titude.

[laughing]

That is it! I am
too old for this.

You pull this car over...

Hey! Hey! What are...
What are you...

[screaming]

[all screaming]

Whee!

Time to shake these fleas.

Rwar!

[tires screech]

[cheering]

[screaming]

Whee!

[whimpers]

We got 'em, Diana!

She's got us, Kit Kat!

Rawr.

No!

Nice racin' with you,
ladies! [laughs]

[gasping]

I have failed, Karen.

Not only have those villains
escaped unpunished,

but it is possible I will not
pass my driving test either.

Oh, you failed, kiddo!
You failed hard!

Teacher! In my quest
to catch those lawbreakers,

I myself have
disrespected your laws.

Forgive me.

Well they're
not my laws, uh...

Perhaps you might
offer me one more chance.

All right, fine,
just get up.

- [squeals]
- That's really weird.

But if you go so much
as one mile per hour too fast,

you'll never get a driver's license.
Understand?

That's more like it.

Don't even think about it.

Fear not! All laws
shall be obeyed.

Yeah! They're headed
north on Second!

Take Fourth to Allenford
and we'll bypass

all the bus traffic
from 23rd!

Ooh! Can I do
the next chase song?

[pop music playing]

♪ You can always
come back to me ♪

♪ I'll be here ♪

♪ If you only believe ♪

♪ You can always
come back to me ♪

No way!

Phew!

♪ Where'd you go ♪

♪ Go ♪

♪ You go
Oh no ♪

♪ And I hope your return
Won't take too long ♪

♪ I lost ♪

This ain't fun no more.
Lose her, will ya, Kit Kat?

[grunts]

Oh! They just made
a left on De Vries!

Hurry! Right on 17th!

They're putting in
a new LexBucks on 23rd

and they're bound
to hit traffic on Ninth!

They'll have to make the turn!

Make the turn!

How did they find us?
It's impossible!

"Im-paws-ible"!
Come on!

Look out!

[screams]

Look out!

[quacks]

[tires screech]

[all screaming]

[all panting]

One move.
That was the best parallel park

I've ever seen.

Well, Karen, now that I've
acquired my driving license,

where shall we
licensed drive first?

I'll just take the bus.