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05x11 - Rupert and the Chalk Drawings

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rupert". Aired: 7 September 1991 – 19 June 1997.*
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Rupert is a very intelligent and witty bear, and he has many friends from every corner of the world.

05x11 - Rupert and the Chalk Drawings

Post by bunniefuu »



Yahoo!

Whee!



(Yawning)

Huh?

He's back!

(Laughing)

I haven't seen Jack Frost since last spring.

Hmmm...

It looks like he's already frosted every window

in the village.

There he is!

Good morning, Jack!

Ah!

Oops. Sorry.

Phew.

Never mind, Rupert.

Just took me by surprise, that's all.

I saw your picture.

How'd you like that? I tapped on your window,

but you were sleeping like a log.

Well, I'm wide awake now.

And you caught up with me just in time.

I'm on my last house.

Say, how'd you like to try it?

Really!?

That would be super!

Just a light touch, now.

Don't want to overdo it.

Perfect! You're a natural!

Uh-oh!

Whoooa!

Brrr!

That sent a chill down my spine.

Just a gust of wind?

Let's hope so,

or it could be Billy on the prowl!

Billy Blizzard?

The scoundrel himself! I heard he was looking for me!

That's why I'm so jumpy these days.

Why does he want you?

It isn't me he wants.

This is what he's really after.

King Frost got fed up with Billy

making his nasty blizzards everywhere,

so he took away Billy's wind-whistle.

So now he's powerless.

Uh-huh.

And that's why he wants to get his hands on my ice wand.

Keep an eye out, Rupert.

I just have to finish that upper window.

Brrr! Whoa!

Well, well,

if it isn't my old pal, Rupert Bear.

Why don't you stay at the North Pole

where you belong, Billy!?

No need to be rude. I'm just looking for Jack Frost.

Have you seen him?

I wouldn't tell you even if I had.

Oh, yeah?

What if I take out my wind-whistle

and turn you into a snow bear!?

(Gasping)

Oh, no!

Please don't use your wind-whistle!

I-I-I'll tell you where Jack is.

I just saw him!

He was on his way to Nutchester.

(Sighing)

I should frost you anyway, but I'm in a hurry.

(Evil laughing)

Phew. Good job, Rupert.

Thanks.

I have a feeling he won't be fooled for too long.

You'd better make yourself scarce! I will.

Just as soon as I find my ice wand.

That gust of wind could have dropped it anywhere.

Let's split up to cover more ground.

Right.

Now where would... Whoa! Ooh!

Huh?

Look at all this ice!

Unh! Enh!

The ice wand must have landed here somewhere.

(Laughing)

Looks like the Fox Brothers are going skating.

Wait a minute!

The pond isn't frozen yet.

Freddy! Ferdy!

Where are you going!?

Huh?

I told you we should have gone the other way.

Did not!

Did too! Hurry up!

You hurry up!

Wait! I want to ask you something!

Whoa!

Whoaaa! Oof!

(Laughing)


(Laughing)

Come on.

(Laughing)

(Gasping)

(Laughing)

Look, Freddy,

it's Frosty the Snow Bear!

(Laughing)

Very funny, you two.

Hmmm...

Rupert, have you found the ice wand yet? No,

but I have a couple of good clues:

Freddy and Ferdy Fox!

But they've given me the slip. Whoa!

Or the slide.

(Laughing)

(Laughing)

(Gasping) Hey,

that's my ice wand!

Your name's not on it.

Yeah. Whatever your name is.

(Laughing)

(Laughing)

He's catching up to us, Ferdy!

It's time to 'out fox' him, Freddy!

(Gasping)

Here,

we give up.

Yeah, you're too fast for us.

I'm glad you've come to your senses.

h*!

Oooh!

(Laughing)

(Evil laughing) Huh?

That was a good one!

Who are you?

I'm Billy Blizzard.

I make snow for children to play in,

and, silly me, I went all the way

to Nutchester without my wand.

Thanks for finding it for me.

Now just hold on a minute!

That's mine!

And you can hand it over right now!

Don't fall for that little trickster.

It's mine. Give it here.

That's ridiculous! I'm Jack Frost!

Who else would have an ice wand!?

Jack is right.

The ice wand belongs to him.

Ooh, you're friends with Rupert?

That settles it.

Yeah. We're not giving it to you.

(Evil laughing)

We're not giving it to you, either.

Yeah, remember the golden rule:

"Finders keepers, losers weepers."

We're the finders and you're all losers.

(Laughing)

That ice wand is not something to be played with!

Hmpf. It's perfect for playing with.

Yeah.

Absolutely.

It was just made for fun and mischief,

and, since you fellows found it,

you should keep it, fair and square.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Certainly.

Say, have you pulled the frozen door knob trick yet?

No.

But it sounds like fun.

Fun isn't the word. It's a riot!

Don't listen to him!

He's trying to trick you!

Billy Blizzard is nothing but trouble!

Give the wand back to me.

Oh, don't listen to him.

He's always out to spoil my fun.

Figures.

Any friend of Rupert's

has got to be a spoilsport.

Do you know what I do with people like that?

What? I give them the ol' frosty foot!

Run for it, Rupert!

Quick,

make some zigzags like this.

Whoa! Rupert!

Owww!

Now wasn't that fun?

You bet! Oh, yeah!

Okay, now it's my turn!

Hey, give it back! You'll drop it!

Will not! Give it here!

Let go before you break it!

(Laughing)

Boys, boys,

everyone will get a turn.

I've got enough pranks to last us until the next ice age.

You do?


You're not like everybody else around here.

Yeah, you're like us.

Mischief is my middle name.

What would you think about being

an honorary Fox Brother?

Oh, no!

Me, a Fox Brother?

Really?

Yeah, but you've got to be the youngest brother

because we're older.

And smarter.

If you say so.

Either way, count me in!

To the village, fellow Foxes!

I've got a barrel full of pranks

to show you.

No! Freddy! Ferdy!

Bring back my wand! Don't do it!

(Laughing)

(Telephone ringing)

CONSTABLE GROWLERConstable Growler speaking.

(Chattering)

Excuse me, but I have more important things to deal with

than your husband's bath water.

(Chattering)

He is? Great Scott!

Wrap him in a blanket

and I'll bring an ice pack straight away!

(Laughing)

We've never seen so many great pranks, Billy.

Oh, there are plenty more where those came from.

Freddy, stick the end of the ice wand

in the keyhole.

(Laughing)

Constable Growler won't solve this caper

in a hundred years.

Should have worn my long johns to... day.

Right.

What's all this, then?

CONSTABLE GROWLERThis door is frozen solid!

How about letting me have a little fun now?

Not so fast! It's still my turn!

I'm going to freeze some doors, too!

Hey,

don't hog it, Ferdy!

Wait for me!

(Door banging)

CONSTABLE GROWLERIs anyone out there?!

(Struggling)

(Whistling)

(Whistling)

Ooh! Ahh! Ahh!

Ah! Aah! Oof!

Are you all right, Horace?

Huh? Rupert, what's going on here?

It isn't even winter yet, and the stream is frozen solid.

It's a long story.

Right now we need your help to get our feet unstuck.

Could you bring us a kettle of hot water?

I'd be glad to,

but I can' t dip my kettle in this stream.

Hmmm... Salt will melt ice.

Dad uses it on the front path sometimes.

Good thinking, Rupert!

Do you have any salt, Horace?

Top shelf in the pantry.

I'll be back in a wink.

This is one for the book,

trying to break out of my own office with a letter opener.

(Gasping)

(Laughing)

The Frosty Foxes strike again!

(Laughing)

I've been waiting for my turn

for long enough,

don't you think!?

We've been Fox Brothers a lot longer than you,

so we deserve more turns.

Oohhh!

Say...

why don't we build an ice fort?

An ice fort! Glad I thought of it!

You didn't think of it. I did.

I thought of it yesterday!

I thought of it last week!

You did not!

It's working! I can wiggle my feet now!

(Struggling)

We did it!

Now to catch up with Billy Blizzard.

Here, I think you'd better take this with you,

just in case.

Good idea, Horace.

Thank you.

Perhaps you could thaw the stream when you're done.

I'd like to have my bath before winter sets in.

Phew!

Oh, it opened the door,

but I dare say it'll never open another envelope.

Great Scott!


This is the strangest ice storm I've ever seen!

You don't know how to make an ice fort!

Give it here! Let go! I'm better at it!

Are not!

(Gasping)

Watch it! You just about froze my ear!

It was in my way!

Give me that!

Hey, I have an idea.

What?

If you give me the ice wand,

I'll show you how to make an ice castle.

I dunno.

Oh, come on. Just for one minute?

Hmmm...

I suppose, for one minute.

But you've got to promise

to give it right back.

Ooh, Fox Brother's honor!

Okay, but we're gonna be counting.

Oooh, at last!

(Evil laughing)

Hey, you've used up

six seconds already, you know.

Yes, indeed. Let's get on with it!

(Evil laughing)

Wow! Real towers!

Stand back! Huh?

It's my turn now.

No, your time's up!

My turn will be over when I say it's over.

Huh?

Are you having fun, Ferdy? No, Freddy.

Not since Billy started hogging the ice wand.

We're going home.

My feet are starting to get cold.

Yeah, so hand over the ice wand!

Do you really want it?

Yeah. Give it here!

Okay. You're asking for it!

Whoa!

Hey! What are you trying to do,

freeze me?

Yes!

B-b-but Fox Brothers don't do that.

Yeah,

they play nice

and try to get along.

Now see here, lads,

You can't be making ice forts in the square.

You'll be blocking traffic and--

Constable Growler!

Are we glad to see you!

You are?

He took our ice wand away!

And he's been doing all kinds

of bad things with it!

Is that so?

And who might you be, young fellow?

I'm Billy Blizzard,

King of Nutwood, that's who!

King of Nutwood?

Well, I think I've seen enough.

You, laddie, are under arrest!

And you

are an Ice-Pop!

(Evil laughing)

Aahhh!

Let's get out of here!

You're not going anywhere, tattle tales!

Aahhh!

Owww!

Oh, no!

Billy has the ice wand!

And he's starting his own ice age

right here in Nutwood!

(Evil laughing)

King Frost can keep his measly wind-whistle.

I won't be needing it now that I've got this!

Hmmm...

Well, well! Visitors! I've been expecting you!

(Evil laughing)

(Evil laughing)

(Gasping)

Yeoowww!

Yeoowww!

Whoa!

This must be the guest room,

the unwelcome guest room.

Don't worry, a little salt will get us out of...

(Gasping)

The salt! I've lost it!

Oh, no! It must have fallen out!

(Struggling)

This is all your fault!

Is not! Ow!

It's Freddy and Ferdy!

Is not! Is too!

Is not! Is too!

Isn't!


(Gasping)

And Constable Growler!

Billy's turned the wand on them!

There's the box of salt!

Freddy! Ferdy!

Over here! Huh?

(Gasping)

Rupert!

Help us!

Don't panic.

If we work together, we can stop Billy.

How? Our tails are stuck.

We need that box of salt by Constable Growler.

Salt will melt the ice.

Yeah! I'll get it! No, me!

I will!

I saw it first!

I did! It was my idea, Freddy!

Come on! Pull!

You can do it!

I got it!

They did it!

I got it first! Let go!

I got it first! You can use it after me!

Fat chance!

You'll use it all!

What are you doing!? Bring it here!

Are you kidding!? Our tails are k*lling us!

Give it here, Ferdy!

No! You give...

Uh-oh!

Good catch, Rupert!

Hey!

What about us?

(Whispering) Shh! We're coming!

(Struggling)

Ahhh!

Where do you think you're going!?

Take cover!

Grrr!

I should have frosted them when I had the chance!

Leaving so soon, Jack?

(Gasping)

Freeze, Billy!

You're the one about to freeze!

(Evil laughing)

Let's go, Rupert!

(Evil laughing)

Yeoowww!

Whoa!

Stop around the next bend! I have a plan!

(Evil laughing)

Ahh! Whoa!

Thought you could escape, did you?

Well, prepare to...

Yah!

Why, Billy,

don't you know it's not very smart to go swimming

when you're holding an ice wand?

Sorry, we can't help you,

but we're all out of salt.

(Laughing)

"To King Frost, The North Pole.

"Contents very angry. Open with caution."

King Frost will cool Billy's heels...

for a long time to come.

I see you're not letting Freddy and Ferdy off

easy either, Constable Growler.

Yes, those boys really got themselves

into hot water this time.

I'll say. Up to their tails in hot water.

This is all your fault, Ferdy! Is not, Freddy!

Is too! Is not!

Is too! Is not!

Is too! Is not!

(Laughing)