02x07 - Nip and Duck/Telephone Pole Gags 2: Circular Fan/Asphalt and Battery

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

I'm going to the prestigious
Baldy Awards tonight.

I've been grooming all year

so I can
outshine the competition.

[laughs]

Oh, if I don't win this year

there will be heck toupee.

Oh, drats!
I busted a button.

How will I ever win
that spectacular award

looking like this?

[shop doorbell dings]

Hello?

[Daffy exclaiming excitedly]

Hey, pal.

Daffy Duck here.
Tailor extraordinaire.

So nice to meet ya.
What seems to be the problem?

I need the button
on my coat fixed

and I need it
fixed relatively quickly.

Would you be
able to help me out?

Sure thing, chum.

First things first,
let's remove this loose thread.

Hey, what did you do
to my suit?

I needed that for tonight.

Why did you do that?

[shushes]

A button just can't be fixed.

The entire suit's feng shui

was thrown off kilter
by that missing fastener.

We need to
restart from scratch.

Well, I guess
that makes sense.

First, let's get
your measurements.

Here, hold this.

-[camera shutter clicks]
-Turn right.

Hold these.

[slurps, groans]

Wear this.

[fan switches on]

Yes honey, work it.

Give me passion.

Give me heartbreak.

Give me a little duck face.

[wolf whistle]

You look fabulous!

Looking great.

[growls]

Let's cut this suit
and get you on your way.

Just lay here.

-Now let's see.
Suit. Suit.
-[scissors snipping]

Suit of armor.

Super suit.

Lawsuit?

[gulps]

That's more like it.

Now let's pin you up.

Do you even know
what you're doing?

Yes, of course
I don't.

Ow!

Hey I won! Whoo-hoo!

Ooh. Hurry up,
you screwy duck.

The awards are starting soon,

and if I don't get
my suit fixed

you're gonna be one dead duck.

Oh, you want me to hurry up eh?

Okay!

What the...

This will all be over soon.

[screaming]

[exclaiming excitedly]

[screaming]

[exclaiming excitedly]

[screaming]

Oh, I just love
a good tomato soup.

Whoo-hoo!

-[screaming]
-[laughing]

And...

Done.

You look stunning, bud.

Come see for yourself.

Wow, I look great.

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

No problem, pal.

Let's just get you
checked out
and on your way.

Oh, look, Mr. Duck.
You have a loose thread.

Oh, no.
What am I gonna do now?

The show's starting any minute.

Don't worry, bud.
Leave it to me.

And the 58th
Annual Baldy Award goes to...

Elmer Fudd.

See, chum?
I told ya I got ya covered.

[Tweety]
Oh, look.

Puddy tat's trying to fly.

But you're doing it all wrong.

You gotta flap
your arms like this.

Huh? [screams]

Well, puddy,
you know what they say,

"If at first
you don't succeed...

fly, fly again."

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[screaming]

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-[screams]

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[expl*si*n]

[theme music playing]