03x07 - Bugs Bunny in Lesson Plan 9 from Outer Space/Balloon Salesman: Baboon/Portal K...

[bunniefuu]

[theme music playing]

[screeching]

Hmm. I should really learn
to play this game.

Fascinating.

Hey, eight ball,
what's the big idea,

parking your flying tin cigar
on me?

Say, you wouldn't happen to be
an Earth creature, by chance,
would you?

Of course I am.

I was born and bred on Earth.

Oh, what luck.

Quite impressive, too.

You're an absolute
perfect specimen.

Oh, cut it out.

You're going to make me blush.

Would you allow me to perform
a few tests on you,

Mr. Earth Creature, please?

Test? Gosh,
I didn't even study.

Hey! What the heck is this?

What are you doing?

First, the molecular
conductivity test.

-[device whirs]
-Moleculiar what?

Oh, my.

Very interesting reaction.

Very good, earthling.

Now we'll perform
the elasticity sufferance test.

Now the vibrato
ravagization test.

[device whirs]

[gasps]

If you could please
insert this in--

Not on your life, pal.

Find yourself another rube
to test on, 'cause I'm out.

Oh, dear.

We haven't even gotten
to the best test yet.

Oh, where did that
Earth creature go?

Psst.

[Bugs] Over here, Mac.

You're looking for
Earth creatures, are you?

Oh, yes, indeed, I--

-[muffled]
-Shh! Not so loud, Mac.

I got some nice, premium

Earth creature out back
for you.

What do you say?

I would very much like that.

Here you are, kid.

First one's free.

Oh, goody, goody.

A new Earth creature
to experiment on.

Hmm. I don't see
anything in here.

[grunts]

-[whistles]
-[tires screech]

Oh, this makes me
very furioso.

I wonder if that little
bowling ball phoned home yet.

All right, you stubborn
Earth creature,

it's time to resume testing.

Hold up there, broomface.

You can't be doing this
to people.

Us earthlings, we got laws.

But I'm not from Earth.

-I'm from Mars.
-From Mars?

How do I know you're from Mars?

You got any credentials?

Yes, I do.

Behold, my official
Martian license.

Let me see that.

Why, this license
is expired, Doc.

What? Expired?

Yeah. See the date?
It's no good.

But... but I need that
to do my Martian stuff.

Listen, Doc, you're in luck.

We can just renew
your license right here.

I can give you
your Martian test.

I happen to be
an official test giver.

Oh, goody.

All right. First, you got
to do the written portion
of the exam.

Can a Martian withstand
a ten-ton weight?

Hmm.

-[Marvin] No.
-[Bugs] Great.

That's one right.

You're on a roll, Doc.
Now for the physical test.

[machine buzzes]

[gasping]

How long must I do this for?

Eh, just keep going, Doc.

I'm collecting data.

[gasping]

[gasping loudly]

[wheezes]

All right. Breathe into this.

[Marvin in high-pitched voice]
Did I pass yet?

Now onto the final portion
of the exam.

The driving test.

And begin.

Oh, this is easy.

[groans]

[screams]

Pencils down.

Let's see how you did.

[whirs and beeps]

[machine] Pt-ooie.

Hey, congrats, laughing boy.

You passed the test.

Here's your new license.

[gasps] Oh, goody, goody.

I'm a Martian again.

I'm a Martian agai--

Wait.

This is an Earth license.

Huh. Guess that means
you're an earthling now.

A what?

[gasps]

[alien]
Bring this Earth creature

back to the lab for testing.

What? No! Unhand me at once!

Well, I guess
that's what happens

when you space out
during class.

[chuckles]

[theme music playing]

Uh, hello. I would like
a ba... [stuttering]

I would like a ba...
Yes, I'd like a...
[stuttering]

[screams] Baboon!

[screaming]

He's lucky.
That was my last baboon.

Beep, beep.

[coughs]

[gasps]

[panting]

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

Phew!

Phew!

Beep, beep.

[blows raspberry]

Beep, beep.

[loud crash]

Beep, beep.

[theme music playing]