02x19 - #DetentionClub

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♪ Whoo! ♪
[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

[school bell rings]

Well, well, here we are.

The jock,

the thug,

the recluse,

the nerd
and the princess.

I'd like to
welcome you all to detention.

Uh, Principal Chapin?

Why do we have to come
to detention on a Saturday?

It's from my
favorite movie growing up.

About a heroic principal,

who bravely stands up
to his school's no-good kids.

[groans]

Why are old people always cramming
stupid '80s stuff down kid's throats?

For the next eight hours,
you will sit in silence.

If I catch any of you talking,

getting out of your seat,

or even thinking
about sneaking out,

you'll all be here
next Saturday.

Can you believe the principal
actually called Hal a nerd?

- [laughing]
- Ugh!

This is the worst.

Guys, chill.
You heard Chapin.

If one of us
gets in trouble, we all do.

[all groaning]

There you go.

We may not
always get along in school,

but together, the five of us
can get through this.

Oh, count again, champ.

You're one short.

Pam, where are you going?

I got busted for
keeping a plant in my locker

and I'm going to get it back.

You're seriously
gonna risk all of our butts

for some dumb plant?

Call my precious
plant dumb again

and the only thing
at risk will be you.

Hey, hey. We all did
stupid stuff to get in here.

Okay?

I used a school laptop

to upload my highlight reel
to the Metropolis High website.

Didn't you also crash the school's
entire network in the process?

Almost, Garth.
I almost crashed it.

I'm here 'cause Chapin says
having my phone in class

- affects my ability to...
- [cell phone chimes]

- ...pay attention.
- [cell phone chimes]

- Oh, no, you didn't. [gasps]
- [cell phone chimes]

I'm sorry,
what were we talking about?

Yeah, I got nailed
for starting a food fight.

That's how I got regular detention.
So how did I...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I used the school's PA

as a guitar amp.

So that was awes...
No, wait.

No, that's why
I got suspended.

You know what?
Who can say why I'm here,

but I'm sure it's for
something really stupid.

Why am I in detention,
you're wondering?

Well, it all started with...

See, Pam?
None of us belong here.

But let's get in our seats,
keep out mouths shut

and get detention
over with.

- One short again, coach.
- [door opens]

[groans]

Pamela, weirdo tree hugger.

- Who does she think she is?
- [hamster squeaks]

All moody and mysterious.

[whistling]

[scoffs]

Oh, great, Officer Montoya.

[squeaking]

Phew!

Shh. This'll be
our secret, little guy.

[Mr. Chapin]
Green Lantern!

[gasps]
You tattled already?

[Mr. Chapin]
Go, Green Lantern! Ha-ha!

Green Lantern
saved Coast City

last week in a daring...

Oh, yeah!
Lantern's my boy!

Pew! Pew!

Huh, what do you know?
He's a Ian-fan.

Don't worry, sweetie.
Mama's coming.

We're going back to detention.

Not without my plant, meathead.

I'm sorry, Pam,
there is no way

that I'm gonna let you
in that closet.

[Montoya]
Who's down there?

The closet.
Get in the stupid closet.

Get on my shoulders.

This is humiliating.

I'm pretty sure I'm getting
the raw end of this deal.

Okay, now let me in.
Pam?

Pam? Open the door, Pam.

Pam! Ugh! Never should have
trusted stupid...

[grunts]

[objects clatter]

Phew! Where'd you learn
that rope trick?

Was your dad
a cowboy or something?

Yes, Hal.
My dad was a cowboy.

- I'll admit, this is kinda cool.
- [whoopie cushion farts]

- I mean, it beats sitting in the library right now.
- [tape switches on]

[upbeat synth music playing]

[gasps] There!

- Oh, that is one ugly... shelf...
- [growls]

...they put your gorgeous,
not-at-all-sickly-looking plant on.

All right!
I know you're in there.

Uh...

[chuckles]

Really, meathead?
Sports, now?

Fore!

So it was you I heard.

Get back here.

Not bad for a meathead, huh?

- [rattling]
- Huh?

Uh...

[both gasp]

Ha!

Well, everyone, you can thank
Mr. Jordan and Miss Isley here

for an additional
Saturday detention.

[all groaning]

Oh! And I just remembered the
best part of my favorite movie.

You each get to write
a 1,000-word essay.

[groans]
I hate the '80s.

And as for this,

I'll be keeping it
locked away in my office.

- [door opens, closes]
- Thanks a lot, guys!

Now I'll have to cancel
my Saturday mani-pedi.

And I'll have to cancel
my...

Well, I don't
have plans yet.

But when I do,
I'll have to cancel them.

So, thanks.

Don't blame me.

Mr. Perfect here's the one
who got us busted.

Whoa, whoa.
I never said I was perfect.

Uh, it's literally
your letterman quote.

Oh, yeah.

But I got problems, too,
you know.

Right. I forgot
how the entire school

was deprived
of your highlight video.

That's not why I'm here.

I didn't almost crash the
school's network posting a video.

I did it
trying to change a grade.

I failed an elective.

[gasps]

In PE.

Me, Hal Jordan,
got an F in gym class.

I know,
changing it was wrong.

In fact, when I came to my
senses and I tried undoing it,

it was too late.

Well, at least
Pam will be happy

when report cards
come out Monday.

Everyone will see
that "Mr. Perfect" failed.

It's a Toxicondenron
isleyonis.

[coughs]

My plant.

The reason I'm here.

It's a Toxicondenron
isleyonis.

Thought I'd tell everyone so meathead
isn't the only one spilling their guts.

Well, I can
tell you why I'm here...

Wait. Isleyonis?

Like "Pamela Isley" isleyonis?

- Yeah, it's named after my father.
- The cowboy.

The botanist.

He created my plant.

She's one of a kind and blooms
only once every ten years.

In fact,
the last time she bloomed

was the
last time I saw my dad.

Ten years ago. Today.

So that's why
you were trying to...

Whatever.
It's a dumb plant, right?

Let's just sit here
and get this over with.

To heck with just sitting here.

You know what I'm really
in the mood for?

A good old-fashioned plant heist.

Let's do it.

- I'm down.
- [sighs] Why not?

Wait, you wanna help me?

You know it.

But, Chapin, if we get caught.

If we get caught.

Lucky for you, Mr. Perfect's
cooking up a plan.

First,
we need to clear the hallway.

- [both giggle]
- [Hal] Kara, Zee,

you two take care of that
wannabe mall cop.

- [door lock clicks]
- [Hal] With Montoya gone,

Pam, you sneak
into Chapin's office

and grab your plant.

And how do I just sneak
into Principal Chapin's office

without him noticing?

Oh, I think
I can call in a favor.

Huh?

[gasps]

Principal Chapin, I presume?

[exclaims]
It's him, it's him, it's him.

I have been asked by the Association
of Principals and Other School People

to deliver
a special commendation.

I wanna see the ring.

Ooh!

And what's my part, Hal?

A wheelman?

Team muscle?

- Ooh! Demolitions expert?
- [expl*si*n]

No, I've saved the most
critical job for you, Garth.

Write five essays.

I won't let you down.

[Hal]
If we all do our part,

Pam gets her plant back.

Ooh, yeah!

And we're done.
Thank you Principal.

Goodbye, GL.

Goodbye.

Whoa, detention's almost over.

Where's Hal?

Okay people.
Quitting time.

Phew.
I just finished the last essay.

Uh, finished collecting
the last essay from everyone.

Who each wrote one.

Eh. I'm not
gonna read them anyway.

- Aw!
- Tell you what.

Principal Chapin's
in a great mood.

Forget next week's detention.

Whoa! Chapin, you're awesome.

Well, the Association of
Principals and Other School People

doesn't bestow
commendations on just anybody.

[Hal] Wow.

- Pam, that was...
- I know, right?

Pam, now that this over,
would you ever...

Not in a million
blossoming cycles.

Well, Hal, ol' buddy,

I don't know what stings worse.

Everyone finding out on Monday
that you got an F in gym class

or the fact that you thought
you'd made a friend.

What the...

My computer.

The entire school's
report cards were on there.

They're gone.

All gone!

Who did this?

I'm friends with Green Lantern.

Hey, Isley.

Quit standing there with your fist
raised in triumph and go home.