02x20 - #SmallVictories

[bunniefuu]

♪ Whoo! ♪
[theme song playing]

♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪

♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪

♪ Crushing it side by side ♪

♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪

♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪

♪ Wow! ♪

[scribbling]

[tapping]

I am sorry. Is my abacus
too loud?

You realize your phone
has a calculator, right?

[chuckles] There is nothing your calculating
device can do that my abacus cannot.

The square root of 4096.

Oh, okay.

Uh, let us see.

We must first set a 1000.

- [phone chimes]
- 64.

Hmm. That was fast.

- Perhaps I could try to calc...
- [electronic beeping]

- [camera shutter clicks]
- Wait, this is a camera?

Did it take my picture?

- I did not want...
- [camera shutter clicks]

What does that sound mean?

[phone chimes]

[both laughing]

What was that?
Was that from me?

- No.
- No. Nope.

[Karen] Hey, Diana, why did you post
this selfie to the entire school?

You traitor!

Try to betray me with your
technological wiles after this!

- [grunts]
- [whirring]

- [phone chimes]
- [Diana on phone] Your technological wiles after this!

[both laughing]

[shrieks]

- [screams in anger]
- [electrical buzzing]

Ha! Who is speaking now?

Ha-ha!

[laughs nervously]

I know it can be scary, Diana,

but technology can do
great things.

I mean, without it,
I wouldn't be a superhero.

That is certainly debatable.

Here.

Check out this molecular amplifier
I have been working on.

[gasps]

If it works, I'll be able to
grow as big as a house.

Cool! Does it work on burritos?

I know, D. Come test it
with me.

After seeing it work, you might
feel better about technology.

Also it's super heavy,

and I need help carrying it
to a safe testing site.

- [clank]
- Count me in, Karen.

[electronic beeping]

Diana, forget everything you know
about molecular amplification.

- Done!
- Because we're about to make history.

- Ready when you are.
- [exclaims nervously]

Go on, Diana.

Hit the blue button
like I showed you.

- [engine whirring]
- [electrical buzzing]

[zapping]

- [Karen in heavy voice] I did it! I am huge!
- [zapping]

[Karen] Oh, man.

I pressed only the button
you indicated.

[Karen] It wasn't you.

I may have made a miscalculation
in the induction matrix.

Do you still have my abacus?

Um, yeah, but...

I really don't think that's
gonna help me right now.

- [zapping]
- [Diana yelps]

Karen, what happened?

Oh, no, Karen.

[Karen over radio] Diana!
I am okay.

But, put on the headset.

Karen, are you okay?

Oh, man.

I shrank a lot.

I can fix this, but you need
to get me to my control panel.

I would if I could see you.

[Karen] Hang on. Let me come
to you then.

[Karen screaming]

[struggling]

- [beeps]
- [buzzing]

- [zapping]
- [bird tweeting]

[Karen screaming]

- [clanking]
- [Karen yelps]

- [electrical buzzing]
- [moaning]

Diana, you're gonna
have to fix it.

That is not a good idea.

It's simple.

Press the log button to access
the terminal.

Re-code the compression core,

which in turn will recalibrate
the C processor.

And Bam! I'm fun size again.

- Diana?
- Where is this log button?

[zapping]

[Karen] Okay...

Maybe you should call Babs.

[hesitating] I...

[Karen] You k*lled your phone.
Right.

Wait a minute.

If we had a pre-formatted key drive,

it would do the coding for you.

All you'd have to do
is plug it in.

Where would one find
such a miraculous key?

Hacker Helen's House of Hard
Drives in the East side.

Look it up in your phone.

Oh, right.

- I'll give you directions.
- [radio statics]

- [beeping]
- Karen, I cannot hear you.

Karen?

[Karen] That headset
must be low in charge.

- You'll have to find it on your own.
- [line disconnects]

Fear not, Karen!

I do not need technology
to locate this key.

- [mechanical tapping]
- Well, at least I am too small to be bird chow.

[insect screeching]

[whispering] Oh, no.

- [Karen] Roach chow...
- [insect screeching]

...is a different story.

Okay, Karen. Roaches can run
three miles in an hour.

At this size, that's like


So I can't outrun him.

[insect screeching]

[exclaims]

[ratcheting]

Pardon me, ma'am.

In which direction is Hacker
Helen's House of Hard Drives?

Huh. Here, let me help you.

- [items rattling]
- I always keep a map in my purse.

Look at that. My bus pass.

- [coins jingling]
- Oh, here's my change purse.

My lucky day.

- [breathing heavily]
- Anywho, I always say,

"Keep a map handy."

I'm sorry to have troubled you!

But these days they build
the map right into these.

Looks like your store
is just a block that... way.

[whirring]

[insect screeching]

I might look delicious
but most of this is armor.

I'll be murdering your tummy.

[insect screeches]

[gasping screech]

[screeching]

Whoo-hoo!

- Take that, you...
- [zapping]

I will never find the store
like this.

Hmm...

[panting]

[breathlessly] There.

See, Diana.

No need to rely on technology
for navigation

when you have a bird's eye
view.

[Diana] A-ha! There!

- [zapping]
- [electrical humming]

So we're microscopic.

And since escaping that bug
used the last of my power,

we are also defenseless.

What else you got?

[grumbling]

[screaming]

[doorbell chiming]

Hacker Helen's House
of Hard Drives.

At last!

You there, are you Helen?

Yes, Helen.

A hero's very life is at stake.

And if Zeus' favor shines
upon us,

you and I can save her,
together.

[wind blowing]

So did you need something or...

I require a pre-formatted key drive.

- [clattering]
- F drive or E drive?

Uh...

Just one moment.

[rattling]

Bumblebee, are you there?

Please, let this infernal thing
have some charge.

[breathing heavily]

[shrieks]

[screams]

[panting]

[grumbling]

[Diana over radio] Bee! Can...
you hear... me?

[Karen shushes]
[whispering] Diana!

Where are you?

[shouting] Which letter
do you need?

[Diana over radio] An E
or an F?

- [grumbling]
- [Karen screaming] E...

[line disconnects]

Helen, I shall have an E.

All right.

Cash or credit?

[hesitating] I... This does not
have pockets.

We also accept GokiPay,
FruBux, E-Dime.

I have none of those things.

Is there no way we can
barter for this drive?

[sighs]

- [electricity buzzing]
- Cool.

[grumbling]

- [radio statics]
- [Diana over radio] Karen, I am here with the key drive.

[gasps] Just in time.

Plug it into the port.

At last I'll do what I do best.

Stabbing! Ha!

- [swishing]
- [clank]

[tapping]

It does not fit, Karen.

Karen? Hello?

- [beeping]
- [electrical crackling]

[crashing]

Diana, did you say
it doesn't fit?

You did get the F drive, right?

Diana?

[grumbling]

- [radio statics]
- [Diana over radio] Karen, I have wonderful news.

Oh, Diana.

- You got the F formatted drive?
- [Diana over radio] No.

I have plugged in this headset.

It charges as we speak.

I was nervous at first.

As you recall, my last encounter
with technology was dubious.

[nervously] Diana, I am
proud of you.

But without the right drive, you're
gonna have to code the device.

But I have only just now
mastered headset charging.

I shall return to Helen's.

There's no time. By then
I'll be... subatomic.

Or eaten by a booger puddle.

Are you in danger?

Yes. And without my armor
charged, I'm helpless.

Listen to me.

I will code your device.

But if I am to help win the day
with the assistance of technology,

then you must do the same
without it.

You're right.

Now crush that booger puddle.

- [groaning]
- [grumbling]

You hear that, big guy?

Bumblebee's gonna kick
your butt... old school.

- [groans]
- [roaring]

[wire crackling]

[Karen over radio] Diana,
you there?

Yes, Karen. Are you okay?

[Karen over radio] I'm great!

Your abacus... not so much.

Now, it's your turn, D.

Ah, all right.

What do I do?

[Karen over radio]
Listen carefully.

Do exactly what I tell you.
And I mean it.

- One false key stroke and...
- Karen!

[Karen over radio]
Right. Sorry.

Here we go.

One.

- [beeps]
- [whirring]

[Karen] Two.

- [beeps]
- [whirring intensifies]

Three.

- [beeps]
- [electricity buzzing]

[gasps]

- [power surging]
- [zapping]

And you're done.

Great job, Diana.

[chuckles nervously]

One, two, three?

You're code was
one, two, three?

I told you it was simple.

See, technology isn't so scary
after all.

It nearly reduced you to atoms
just now.

Yeah, I know.

But hey, I got to enjoy the
thrill of a good old-fashioned,

tech-free beatdown,
thanks to you.

I am glad to hear that.

Because perhaps you will
join me in doing this.

- [grunting]
- [clanking]

Shrink my friend, will you?

Ha-ha! Well...

Who is shrinking now?

Yeah, you big jerk!
Shrink that.

[both grunting]

Hey, this will be way more fun
with your sword.

Where is it?

Ha! Do not ask.