Did the body just move?
No, brother. Let's go.
Okay, let's go.
It's really shaking.
This doesn't seem right.
Place it down.
- What's going on?
- It's not moving now.
I've no idea.
Run! Run!
My name is...
Shanmuga Sundaram.
There are people who'd have seen
me without clothes...
but nobody would have seen me
without my glasses.
My aim is to become a Cinema Director.
Hence I named myself...
Akira.
I'm an expert in storytelling.
Just watch me narrate a story.
Just like this...
"Kiruba, give me money.
I want to go out"
How was it, sir?
This story is similar
to Seven Samurai.
There's affection, emotion,
love, betrayal, friendship, lust etc.
There's everything.
Sir this is an emotion.
Fine. Have you narrated this story
to anyone before?
To our dear brother Vijay.
I just gave a small overview.
Immediately he agr...
Not to the level of 'Thalapathy'.
Did you narrate it to...
He's a rascal, sir! A rascal!
- Relax... relax.
- He...
- Spoke ill of my mother, brother! Rascal!
- Calm down.
He was caught with a girl on New Year
and calls it a prank. Rascal!
Have you narrated the story
to anybody else?
I met our dear brother Simbu
yesterday during the sh**t.
I just narrated him the cl*max.
He was stunned!
Really? What was that
you narrated him?
He fights and knocks down
a thousand henchmen.
The catch is he doesn't have hands.
He uses his legs throughout.
Sir, then I wrote a Super Hero story.
I finished writing it.
Almost started the sh**t.
- Heard the title of it?
- No.
- Nenjumudi.
- What happened to it?
Well, that Nolan rascal!
He stole my script and made the movie
'The Dark Knight'
- Who? Christopher Nolan?
- Yes, sir.
- Stole your story?
- Yes, sir.
Fine, forget this story.
Instead, the story you just told
about narrating stories...
is really a wonderful comedy story.
Tell me if you have any such story.
Rather than making a movie with
9 songs, 9 stunts and k*ll the art,
I'd prefer to die, sir!
I'll die if I produce
this story of yours!
- I have a story that won't k*ll you.
- Get out!
I am James. I'm an IT guy.
Buddy...
That girl Priya, in the second bay,
Her shirt is unbuttoned
What will you do if she
lean in front for you?
If she bends 60 degrees,
I'll RKO her!
If she bends 45 degrees,
I'll put a Stunner on her!
And dang, if she bends 30 degrees,
I'll put Pedigree on her!
Divya!
I am a WWE fan.
Mothers distract their kids
by showing moon to feed food.
But my mother used to distract me
by showing The Undertaker.
Suckling on the thumb; that's me,
Kozhandai Prakasam,
My Instagram, Tik-tok,
Smule IDs is - Baby Bright.
That's why everybody calls me Baby
and my hobby is...
'If you have guts...'
'do not sh**t me,
instead sh**t me!'
"Shall I touch you
or shall I hit on you?"
"Shall I touch or shall I hit on you?
Shall I? Shall I?"
"Shall I touch or shall I hit on you?"
"Shall I touch or shall I hit on you?
Shall I? Shall I?"
There's no stress involved in my work
To alleviate stress caused
by using social media apps...
Twice daily in incognito mode...
My name is Gopal
but everybody calls me
Kolaaru (Mr. Impulsive).
My dad and I don't get along
because of my weirdness.
So he gave me money
and kicked me out of the house.
You doofus! One kick and you'll...
Nighty is my favourite attire,
and so the boys made me
the chef of the house.
At times when people on the streets
do this, then I show them who I am.
- It's good. You eat.
- You also eat.
- You eat.
- You also eat.
Now anybody can have it.
My name is Karthik.
I work as a Food Delivery Captain
in Sumoto.
I have a nickname.
I am one among those guys, who drives
a DIO and calls themselves a racer.
For how much?
- Fill up for 50 rupees.
- 50 rupees?
Your wallet is loaded.
Can't you fill fuel
for more that 50 rupees?
Do you want to pay?
50 rupees worth fuel is fine, Mr. Miser!
"Drownin' in the booze"
"Shop for a sip of JD
Kickin' up my grooves"
"Feel my heart beats raisin'
Got to beat the blues"
"Beat the life with my Jackard..."
I paid an advance for a house
with the money I earned.
But I need money
for the rent, food and drinks.
That's why I dragged in
these four sidekicks,
so I could save some money.
Though we five are five different
characters, we are united by...
booze, smoke, tipsiness,
the state of being high etc., etc.
"Oh baby, I'm a bad boy
I'm a rogue boy and a star boy"
"Oh baby, I'm a bad boy
I'm a rogue boy and a star boy"
"Oh baby, I'm a bad boy
I'm a rogue boy and a star boy"
Cheers!
"The Boys"
"The Boys"
"The Boys"
Sir, beggar...
Okay.
Sir, a beggar here. I'm an alcoholic.
Sir, an educated beggar here.
If you give 10 rupees, I'll bless you.
Please sir.
Sir, I'm a helpless human.
Please sir.
Oh, thank you. God bless you
my child. See you.
He'll cuss my mother. No need.
There's one guy.
Sir, a beggar here.
I'm an alcoholic, sir.
I'm an educated drinker.
Sir, if you give 10 rupees,
I'll bless you.
Please, sir. Sir, I'm helpless.
Get lost!
Okay!
Sir, a beggar here. Sir, a beggar here.
Move aside!
In the end we had to beg
to get some booze, isn't it?
Why don't we do some business?
How about running a tea stall?
It's something only 'Chetas'
can do.
How about a Biriyani stall?
Suits only 'Bhais'.
A Paanipoori stall?
Suits only Northerners!
If nothing suits then tell me
something that will suit us?
We don't need any kind of auspicious
setting to run this business.
No need to perform any rituals
to begin with.
No need to clean and maintain
the place of business.
Most important thing, no need
to hire any staff.
Yet it will yield us returns
in Millions!
Now what's that business?
Well, that's...
a bar!
- Damn it!
- You fool!
A little drink and are you
already high?
- The government runs it here.
- True.
But that's from noon to 10 pm.
Let's run the night shift from
10 pm to next day noon.
What do you say?
Also, the boys are looking
for places to hang out.
Let's set up a place
for them to hang out too.
We'll also serve sides with booze.
We'll charge them a b*mb!
- We'll make money...
- ...and we'll have booze too!
Awesome idea, Akira! Just one message
to all groups in our Whatsapp,
and our business will thrive!
Who are these boys going inside
at this oddly hours?
Stop.
- Where are you going at this hour?
- Boys Bar!
Boys Bar?
"Let's vibe, buddies.
Shall we?"
"Come let's vibe.
Let's keep vibing"
"Let's vibe, buddies.
Shall we?"
"Come let's vibe.
Let's keep vibing"
"Let's chill, buddies.
Shall we?"
"Let's chill and k*ll the bad vibes"
"Let's chill, buddies.
Shall we?"
"Let's chill and k*ll the bad vibes"
"If you wanna enjoy for long
then keep the sound on"
"Once the voice goes down
it's time to calm down"
"When you're down
drink some more to get back up"
"So dance till the sun is up
and then sneak out carefully"
"Come dear, let's have fun"
"When in trouble, kick it and move"
"Just forget all the burdens
in your mind"
"So come buddies, let's keep vibing"
Buy a packet and bring it to the 3rd floor.
Keep the change as your tip.
"Mind you! Dare you go against us"
"Do that your bones will break
and so will your jaws"
"Come on, baby! Hit it!
Dance baby"
"Come on, baby! Hit it!"
"That's not enough! Raise more hell"
"Let's vibe, buddies.
Shall we?"
"Come let's vibe.
Let's keep vibing"
"Let's chill, buddies.
Shall we?"
"Let's chill and k*ll the bad vibes"
'Shocking news in Chennai'
Sir, many families live here.
We allowed them to live here
and now they are running a bar!
'Youths who were residing in
an apartment...'
'were, shockingly, running a bar
inside their house'
The room's full of smoke!
- Look at their condition.
- Get up guys!
The bar's closed.
Come back after 10 pm.
- Hey, get up!
- I said, get up!
- You heard me! Get up!
- Who are they?
Come on! Get up!
- Sir... sir... please. No!
- I am not wearing underwear.
Go! Get out!
- What's with the crowd?
- Go and stand there
Sir... sir.
Sir, I am the secretary.
Few guys tipped me to buy cigarettes.
How dare you run a bar
without my knowledge?
If you knew, you'd ask a cut!
Sir,
Shall we put them in prison
for the crime they have committed?
Shall we?
- What do you all say?
- No need. Just ask them to vacate.
Why are you asking them to vacate
all of sudden?
Where will I find another tenant
who can pay 12,000 rupees rent?
12,000? We'll find you a tenant
who can pay 15,000 rupees.
Fine, I took 3 lacs rupees as advance
from these boys.
I must repay that. Now
who'll arrange that?
We only paid you 1.5 lacs advance.
Why are you saying 3 lacs?
This is called "Making hay while
the sun is shining"
Then do one thing.
Instead of 1.5 lacs, give us 2 lacs.
Or else I'll rat you out to the police.
That's unfair.
Taking your advice and making hay
while the sun shines.
Sir, we'll give you 3 lacs from
our apartment fund.
You settle the accounts
and ask them to vacate.
Heard that?
You have two days time
to vacate the house.
If you run your bar business
in between,
I'll beat you to pulp! Get lost!
Look buddy, apartment won't suit us.
Find an independent house.
Only that will suit our business.
Exactly.
Dude, you go north.
You come with me toward south.
To hell with this flat
and its association!
Look, a TOLET sign.
Sir, I see the TOLET board.
Can we come?
Aren't you the guys who
ran a bar in an apartment?
Can't rent the house to you!
Fine, to hell with you!
Now leave.
"I haven't done anything big in my life"
"The good times are over.
See you, buddy"
Look, a 'TOLET' board.
- Sir...
- No house for bachelors. Leave!
Then put that too on the TOLET board!
"We roamed the streets.
We stood disappointed"
Sir...
- Tell me.
- We're looking to rent a house.
Family or bachelor?
Bachelors.
No house for bachelors.
Then marry me?
- I'll slipper you! Get lost!
- Sorry, sister.
"He hurts my back and I have no one to ask"
- Sir, we saw 'House for rent' board.
- Only for family. Leave!
Buddy, an independent house
with 'TOLET' board!
Call that number written on it.
- Greetings, dear.
- Sir, we saw the 'TOLET' board.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Okay, sir.
- What?
- He'll be here in 10 minutes.
Ask our boys to come here.
The house looks big.
How much do you think he'll ask? 20K?
I don't think it'll be that much.
The house is not in the city.
Now who is this Boomer uncle?
Who is he?
- Were you the guys looking for house?
- Yes, sir.
- Catch it!
- Key
The key!
- Go and check it out.
- Sir, aren't you joining us?
- I built this house.
- True.
I have seen it enough.
You guys go and check it out thoroughly.
Okay, sir.
Looks good.
- James.
- Yes?
Come here.
- What?
- Look here.
- Control your excitement.
- I call dibs on this room!
The poster says this
room is meant for me!
Sir...
the house seems to be furnished.
Are the tenants yet to vacate?
Well, dear...
everybody who lived here,
left some of their favourite things.
Just wait and watch.
You will also leave
something dear to you.
Because that's how lucky this house is.
Someone left without flushing
after taking a dump!
Others have left so many things,
but this mongrel left his sh*t!
Flush it down!
What are you doing there?
- Undertaker!
- Damn it!
Let's go to the terrace
and check out the rooftop.
This will be the room where we get high.
That one will be AC bar.
- This will be dance floor.
- Bathroom?
That's for vomiting and peeing.
- All okay?
- Yes, buddy.
So, happy with the house?
- Okay, sir.
- We are happy, sir.
Are you willing to rent it out
to us?
Look here,
smoking,
- drinking,
- Uh-oh!
- chicks...
- Sir, not at all.
All that are must!
- Whoa!
- After all you're bachelors.
Just enjoy and have fun!
- God, 17 rupees.
- That's my brand.
- Sir, how much is the rent?
- Rent?
- You all look like my younger brothers.
- Brother!
Especially this one with coolers.
I like you very much.
Why didn't you remove?
Fine, I'll wear mine.
Just pay me 2 lacs rupees.
He said "Just" 2 lacs rupees.
What's the catch?
His coolers doesn't seem to lie.
There's some truth in it.
You may take it back in a year's time.
Oh! He's giving it for lease.
Give me your details.
- We'll get the agreement ready.
- Sir...
- we have to move in today.
- Yes, sir.
You have already moved in here!
So sweet of you, sir.
Your happiness is my happiness.
You're cute, sir.
Buddy, I thought the
milk will boil and overflow.
But it has gone bad.
- Not a good sign.
- What do we do now?
You want something
to overflow, right? Wait.
Wait, dude.
Cheers!
Buddy... an independent
house just for us.
No more issues hereafter.
Our business will flourish.
If our business has to flourish
then things can't be like earlier.
- Correct.
- We must share responsibilities.
Let these two take care of
buying booze and cooking.
You both take care of buying
provisions and cleaning chores.
And what will you do, his highness?
Someone has to take care
of the accounts, right?
That can be done by all of us together.
You do the dishes.
Don't look there. Come, let's cross
this place quickly.
Look at that!
Why did she close the baby's eyes
while crossing our house?
Smoking causes cancer.
That's why that mother closed
her baby's eyes.
Oh God! The engine turned off.
Now what about that?
Let me think.
'To prevent Corona virus
from spreading...'
'the whole nation will go into
lockdown for 21 days, starting tonight'
'as declared by the Indian Government'
'The Indian Prime Minister has requested
people not to step out of their houses'
I pushed the button yesterday
and it's turning on today?
'All the trains and buses are cancelled'
'Also the 10th public exams
are postponed'
Why is the volume
increasing when I press off?
'Malls, theatres and liquor
shops will reamin shut'
'As announced by the Indian Government'
I'm filled with joy! Filled with joy!
The liquor shops will be closed
for 21 days.
Imagine if we buy booze with
all the money we got.
- We make a fortune selling them illegally.
- That's the fact!
Then James and I shall go to office
and buy all the necessary stuffs
on our way back.
"Where...?"
"Where to be?"
"Say it good, baby"
"Where...? Where to be?"
"Everybody, do it"
What is it?
There's petrol in the bike
but it's not starting.
Fine, come. I'll drop you
on my way.
Dude, your bike is punctured.
- Now what?
- Shall we book a cab?
Book a cab? Don't we have
our own cab here?
Mr. Ola!
Whoa!
- Look at the crowd.
- This is a provision store!
Imagine the crowd
in liquor store.
- Hey, move!
- You jerk! Move!
I said, move!
Watchout! Take out the money!
Quick, give me the booze.
These guys are dangerous!
We made it!
My dear Shanmugham, stay safe.
They are asking us to take
medications to prevent corona.
We have the stock of all the necessary
medicines needed for Corona.
You take care
of your health, mommy.
Aren't you drinking?
Any problem?
- My office gave me 15 days off.
- Awesome buddy!
Share me your cigarette.
Let's have fun the whole day.
My colleague tested positive for Corona.
They have asked me
to quarantine myself.
Hence, I'm thinking how to
quarantine myself.
Were you sitting close to
that colleague?
No.
- Did you hug him?
- No.
Then nothing to worry.
Well, yesterday I just shared
a cigarette with him.
- Get out!
- Hit him.
You innocent face!
- Why don't you go to your native?
- What if my parents get infected?
You're concerned about your parents?
What about us? Are we orphans?
Who else do I have expect you friends...
Mr. Running Nose.
I talk from experience.
Only if you quarantine yourself
we all can be safe.
You better quarantine inside that room.
Are you planning to finish off the booze
without me?
I must get my quota everyday!
You stay inside the room.
We'll ensure you get everything.
'Pity state of all booze lovers due to
liquor shop shutdown'
(Drunkard blabbing)
- 'I'll get Epilepsy if I don't drink.'
- 'Obviously it's unhealthy.'
'It's a loss for the government
and difficult times for us.'
'O God, give us the serenity
to accept what cannot be changed, '
'the courage to change
the things we can, '
'and the wisdom to know
the one from the other'
'What will you if they shut down
the liquor shops?'
'I will die, sir!'
'I will die if I don't get booze!'
You had called me?
Buddy,
whiskey, brandy,
vodka, rum, gin and beer;
we have got everything!
So when are you coming?
You're my God! Just send me
the location.
- I'll be there in half an hour.
- I'll send.
Brother...
- Brother...
- Look, the cops are all over.
It's time to close the shop.
Come tomorrow.
I wanna talk to you regarding
a business.
What business?
Booze!
Original ones. We have loads of it
at our house.
Say the word and we can sell it.
50-50 share. What do you say?
You better get lost or else
I'll break your jaws! Get lost!
Here he comes. Reached?
Buddy, they caught me
at our street corner.
They punctured my bike tyres.
Buddy, nobody can come out.
People are asking us to deliver it.
If this continues, then everybody will
learn to make booze watching YouTube.
We got a friend working in Sumoto.
He's got an E-Pass.
We shall deliver the booze
in the name of food delivery.
Awesome idea, buddy.
Nice. It's so soothing to the ears.
Here comes our Sumoto boy.
Welcome buddy.
Here he is, dude.
Come, lets go. The customers
are waiting. Let's go and deliver.
Just sit.
What happened?
I lost my job.
You lost... your job?
I once opened a pizza parcel
and tasted it.
That old video got leaked now.
They snatched away my tag, ID
and the bag.
So buddy, game's over?
And our business is gone forever?
Shut up or I'll k*ll you.
How can you blatantly lie...
that you stole the food
meant for somebody else?
Now who will run this business?
If all of us are jobless then
how are we going to survive?
So,
the only person with a job
in our house...
is me, right?
Go straight, you'll find a hole.
Jump into it and die.
Bullshit, get lost!
What the fish, Akira?
How did I end up in the terrace?
How did he... You! Corona patient!
Told you to stay inside the room!
You Head worm! What are you doing
in the terrace? You nuts!
You guys have made this a habit!
Wait and watch, you'll get one day!
Now what's with the death threat?
Go to the terrace again and I'll
finish you! Better stay inside the room.
(Corona virus prevention announcement)
- Hands off me!
- Buddy, I've something important to tell.
I just got a call from the hospital.
I've continuous day and
night shift for a week.
After that I must be in quarantine
in a hotel for a week.
I think I'll be back only
after 15 days.
Buddies,
please don't finish off all the booze
before I come back.
Can I have some?
Can I dab some?
Bye guys.
'Unable to beat drug addiction
even after great efforts?'
'Do not worry. Here!'
You look like you're lost in some thought.
I feel something's wrong
in this house.
I think it's because
you're sober, buddy.
How about a drink? I think
that will fix everything.
Do you think so?
Let's booze!
Why has the quantity reduced
from 180 ml to 90 ml?
Shall we drink it?
Baby will be back in two-three days
and he'll rip us apart.
To hell with that
'Test tube baby'.
Let's finish the booze,
tinkle in the bottle and fill it up.
Baby is back.
He'll ask for booze.
We didn't even tinkle in it!
- Let's sleep.
- Yes, let's sleep.
He didn't even mind us.
What?
Disturbance!
Now give me 100 kisses!
Yes! She agreed to it!
I'm in love with you.
What is he up to?
Here! "Open Sesame"
Disturbance!
Buddy, how come Baby is not asking
anything about the booze?
Mr. 'Test Tube' Baby, come here.
Wait darling, I'll be back
in a second.
What's up?
Something's off about you.
Looks like you've been blowing kisses
at the phone. What's the matter?
Well, buddy... There are Corona patients
everywhere.
Hence the store room was filled with
sanitizer, mask, PPE kit... oh my!
It was so boring. Then one day...
I was playing on the phone.
I wooed this girl from an app
in my phone.
I feel so shy.
Wooed a girl from an app?
I don't get it.
Let me make it simple for you.
Don't you go shop to shop
to pick up delivery?
Similarly,
this is an app for boys and girls
to pick up each other.
That's how I got a girl, buddy.
Get lost!
Disturbance! Disturbance all around!
Let me click a close up of my bicep!
She'll be impressed.
Baby...
tell me that app's name.
What will you give me if I tell you?
I'll give you a cigarette.
Dumbbell.
Spell it.
Timble.
That's Timble not Dumbbell!
- Give me the cigarette now.
- I already have that app!
"As the King's eyes search
for the Queen"
"Love is in the air
and my heart's flying"
"This is the magic of love"
"Mind-blowing ecstasy!"
"Mind-blowing ecstasy!
It's so mind-blowing, hell yeah"
"Mind-blowing ecstasy!"
"Mind-blowing ecstasy!
It's so mind-blowing, hell yeah"
"99,998"
"99,999"
"1,00,000"
"1,00,001"
"1,00,002"
"1,00,003"
- "1,00,00...'
- What are you doing?
I'm counting the stars.
But I can't see any stars.
Since when?
Since morning.
Since morning?
Continue counting.
"1,00,004"
"1,00,004"
Damn it, the same mouth
with which I drank booze...
I am now forced to drink Kabasura
Kudineer by those Chinese!
Baby, you were all smiles yesterday.
Why are you all tears today?
I don't what happened but
she isn't replying since last night.
She stopped talking to me.
You can feel bad later.
Wear your shirt now.
Stop gossiping and get out.
Come again. Get out?
Whole nation is on lockdown.
Cops took away the bikes
of those who went to buy booze.
- Where can we go?
- I went to buy cigarettes yesterday.
The cops made me kneel down.
Guys, my girlfriend is coming.
So please leave.
Your girlfriend?
That 'Test Tube' Baby was blowing
kisses till yesterday.
How did you woo a girl
overnight?
Tell me the truth and the trick
I used the same app he recommended.
I installed it last night
and got a match.
And I wooed her! So stop talking
and please leave.
Don't we have another room.
Take that.
Dude, she's coming to meet me.
I told her I live alone.
Please leave.
What? You told her that
you live alone?
There's a ground nearby.
Go there and come after couple of hours.
- Who's that?
- Wow, Jasmine flowers.
I guess that's Karthi's girlfriend.
He wooed her yesterday and she
agreed to come to house today?
She won't be a virtuous woman
Why are you jealous?
He's got the prey
and so he can play.
- Try if you can prey.
- I don't like to prey.
- But I like to eat.
- Shut up!
So when you say you like to eat,
won't it be all wet and gooey?
"This cute sparrow is mine"
"It has fell into my lap"
"You have set my heart on fire, baby"
Move!
Whoa, look at the shirt!
Whoa, a men's panty!
Where is my buddy!
Whoa! A lipstick mark.
Looks like this is where
the magic happened.
Jasmine flowers. Let me look for
more evidence.
There's nothing else.
Do you hear my voice?
Open.
It's fully wet.
Oh my God! So he did it?
Mr. Karthik!
Look at him sitting so innocent
after doing it all.
Shut your mouth.
Remember; it was a month end
and you were broke.
You said your hands were shivering.
I shared my booze with you.
You said you were constipated.
I shared my cigarette.
Once you said you were feeling cold
and had fever.
I hugged you so tight that
I took over that fever from you.
After I did so much for you,
- you didn't share...
- Hold on!
You didn't share that app's name.
Just ask the app name
Why do you behave like this for that?
Thanks a lot, buddy.
Why is it asking me to pay up
if I want to swipe?
Where will I go for money?
30 swipes per day is the limit.
You'll have to pay up after that.
Now what do I do, buddy?
Give me some idea.
Nothing can be done from your account
until midnight.
Oh! So I can resume
after midnight?
Who set the alarm at this hour?
Sorry buddy. I set
the alarm for you guys.
In case if my phone didn't go off.
- Get out, you mongrel!
- Scavengers!
- What did you do?
- Oh, cute?
- Looks like she loves me.
- Did you give it to him or not?
"My aim will not miss"
You had your food?
How did this corona monkey reach here?
What happened?
What are you doing here?
I am talking to the crow.
- I am talking to the crow.
- Go down you ill-fated jerk.
Do such things again and I'll
tie you up. Go to the room.
Which crow was he talking
to? I see no crow here.
You have moved here, is it?
I am gonna wear Karthik's lucky shirt
and have a blast today.
I can't sustain on the
same story for long.
I must write something new.
- He's having fun. What's up kid?
- I am the only son to my parents.
I see you making a juice instead of tea.
Is it for everyone?
No! It's fig juice
and it's only for me.
Fig juice?
No one should disturb
me for the next two hours?
All of you move to the street;
I'll stay in the house.
You too?
- Kid!
- What is it?
Shall I stand in a corner?
Won't it be good?
- What did you say?
- Oh it's nothing.
Are we filming something here?
Get out and get lost!
Do it now!
This is not the way
to speak to an elder.
Next time, the knife
will land on your nose.
Got it? Now get out.
Can I have that fruit?
- That is not for eating. Get out!
- Great.
What will he do with the fruit?
Gopal is a crazy nutcase.
Do you think his girlfriend
will be a sane woman?
What are those two
nutcases doing in the house?
Who cares about the chicken
if the meat and stew is tasty.
You are right, buddy.
It's already time, where is she?
Damn it!
What shall I do now?
Let me call her.
It's ringing.
'Greetings, I'm Amitabh Bachchan'
Who is this north Indian?
'...prevent COVID-19 from spreading...'
Again this north Indian guy?
I did not call this guy!
If I call again and the
same guy will speak.
Anyway, let me try again.
'Greetings, I'm Amitabh Bachchan'
'Let us all take a vow to dispose
the garbage properly'
You are driving me mad!
The number you are trying to
call is currently not reachable.
I hate you man!
What if the police catches us now?
We came out even yesterday.
No one bothered us.
Seems like police are jobless
these days.
- They are sitting at home.
- Yes.
Even thieves are scared to
break into houses these days.
- You said police are jobless but look!
- Look at those guys riding triples.
Catch them.
- Go! Go! Don't let them escape.
- Don't panic!
- Catch them. Stop!
- Madam... madam...
Madam, an emergency.
Please, believe me.
- He has wheezing, we're visiting doctor.
- Yet, he smokes cigarette?
How dare you lie to me?
Get down!
Sir... sir...
Sir... sir... please sir.
- Sister, please leave me.
- Sir, we didn't do anything wrong.
There's a Corona patient inside,
go and die along with him.
Go inside! This will teach you
a good lesson!
"Eight idlis, prawn gravy"
"Ten idlis, dhal sambar,
spicy gravy is not enough"
"That is that, this is this.
Come get it"
"Punch to the right, punch to the left"
"Punch with swag"
"Punch to mock 'em"
"Punch on the mouth"
"Punch on the top"
"Punch on all the spots"
"Punch, punch"
These guys were irresponsibly
roaming out during corona time.
To prevent people
from stepping out again,
the Tamil Nadu Police Department
has made this awareness video.
I really pissed them all off.
It's been an hour since they left.
I exaggerated things to them.
Better I set it up like
some girl came over here.
I need a lipstick mark.
What shall I do now?
Idea!
Look at him. He poses
like a underwear model.
Karthi, buddy.
Karthi!
Wake up! Don't you want
to know what happened?
I was so happy for you
when your girlfriend came.
But you don't even
care to ask about me.
We are already bruised.
Please go away.
- Won't you ask?
- Oh please!
You want to tell us
your adventures, right?
Tell!
Look at the kisses she gave me.
Your girlfriend has such a big mouth?
What were you doing when
your girl kissed the wall?
Hey, those are missed kisses.
Lock two nutcases in a room
and this is what will happen.
What are you doing up there?
Get down.
Partner, are you rehearsing
for a suicide scene?
I tried everything that I could.
But nothing worked.
I don't want to live anymore!
I am going away! I am going!
The emotion works out very well.
You will become a great actor.
You will definitely make a movie.
Get down now.
Do you think that is my concern now?
What is your concern then?
I failed to do what I was meant to do.
You two have found a girlfriend
and had fun with them.
I am using this app for two days,
but couldn't find any. Help me God!
What were you doing for two days?
Give me the phone.
You morons! Switch on
the fan and go talk outside.
Damn!
- What is it?
- Dude, read his texts.
Oh dear!
Instead of messaging like this...
No, come here.
The rope and noose are still intact.
Hang yourself.
Don't speak like that, Karthi.
This is all I know.
Help me guys.
Die you fool.
Whom shall I ask?
Which director would help me?
Mr.Vetri?
He'll make my girlfriend
speak cuss words and enjoy it.
Mr. Lokesh?
He will behead my girlfriend
without mercy. Bad boy.
Mr. Bala?
He will brutally insult my love life.
Whom shall I ask then?
Who else knows about romance?
Mr. Gautham.
- Yes Mr. Akira?
- Mr. Gautham...
I am planning to stage a
human drama in a bedroom.
- Wow!
- I need your advice.
Okay. Put a stress on your
girlfriend's name and say it out.
For instance, let's say your
girlfriend's name is Jessie.
Put a stress on it and
say Jess-ie, Jess-ie.
- Jessie.
- Yes, Jess-ie.
- Jess-ie, is it?
- Yes, that's right.
- Gautham.
- Yes, I am listening.
How should I commence my
love with her? I mean the romance.
- Wear a blue shirt.
- Blue? Okay.
Come with me to my house.
- Wear a stylish bracelet in you hand.
- A bracelet?
"Passionate fire"
Most importantly, brush your teeth.
"You mesmerized me"
Okay, Gautham.
- Bravery triumphs! I'll call you soon.
- Good luck!
Look at my house, you will like me.
Damn, I'm running out of time.
Buddy, this oldie Akira...
Do you think his girlfriend
will be a young woman?
I bet it is an old lady with
an ugly face, just like him.
Why are you always envious of others?
Stop body shamming them and come.
Why is she not here yet?
Let me call her.
'Greetings! I am Amitabh Bachan'
'Let us unite...'
'and we prevent COVID-19
from spreading...'
'and for that we must...'
'The subscriber you are
calling is not reachable'
Not reachable?
Once she's here, how and
where should I work on her?
'As people are confined to
their homes due to the curfew, '
'spotting a police drone in the air...'
'youngsters playing carrom board
in the open erratically fled the spot.'
I got the board.
My lungi fell down.
Karthi, where are you? Hey! Hey!
Take my lungi home. It's very costly!
Did it go away?
Is it still there?
You guys abandoned me.
That helicopter is still chasing me.
I'm running around in my torn undies.
It is well past the time.
What do I do now?
Let me arrange the
room like she visited me.
Or else these puny brats will mock me.
Let's begin.
'Will you cross your husband for me?'.
Scene 1, shot 1 and action!
Hi dear Sweety.
I'm Akira.
'We must not pursue love'
'It will not last'
So fluffy.
'It must happen naturally'
'It must knock us down'
May I kiss, please.
'And drive us crazy'
'It must always be with us'
'That is true love'
I must pull it.
I will kiss and lift you up.
Awesome! Awesome!
Why do you care where I'm taking you!
Guruji, observe Akira's love,
not his horniness. Close it!
Please come.
Let's have a low angle shot;
I call it 'ecstasy in cotton'.
Awesome... awesome.
Enough?
No. The perspiration of the
hunt has not appeared yet.
Shall I pour some water on myself?
I'll k*ll you.
Run, run, run.
You are heavy, baby.
Come, come on, jump.
That's too heavy.
Shall we go?
Superb!
Shot okay?
Perfect! Perfect!
Slide down.
Step aside you punk.
Are you tired from the adventure?
Some fresh air for you.
Enjoy the fragrance, man.
Stinky fellow!
Sweat on the wall. It is still wet.
- Looks like a grand adventure.
- I violated all the 64 ancient arts.
- This old geezer is having all the fun.
- Go in, take a look.
Look, he has played with the vessels.
Damn!
Damn!
Cottons everywhere!
And toys are here
Did they have a gala time?
How did he get so lucky?
Plan success.
Why are you crying?
Look what he has done.
Baby, why are you
screaming like a old lady now?
Man, either stop crying or
tell us the reason for crying.
Dude, my girlfriend is a shy person.
She is hesitating to come here.
All of you have a girlfriend now.
Arrange a get-together tomorrow
and call all your girlfriends.
That way, I will also
ask my girl to come.
I will also have a happy time.
- Uh-oh!
- Why are they quiet?
Why are you all looking blank?
My girl will be here
in two minutes like Maggi.
I'll prove it.
Shall we have get-together?
- You?
- My girl will be here. Confirmed.
No need for me to call.
She'll be here tomorrow.
Such was the impact of my shot.
Thanks a lot dude.
I'll take this room tomorrow.
I'll find a way.
'International health team has approached
India's help for a 2nd wave of corona virus'
Wear this, wear that, why
do they keep on pestering us?
Sir!
Step aside.
- You!
- Sir?
This area has been
declared as a red zone.
No one is allowed to enter
the area or exit their houses.
Even if they have an e-pass.
Wear a mask and place
barricades on the road. Do it now!
'WARNING
Corona affected area. Do not enter'
What shall I do now?
Shall I tell that my girlfriend
got the Corona?
No, they will lock me inside the room.
Yes, I'll tell that her mom has leprosy.
No! No... They will not let me
inside the house.
Yes, the area is declared a red zone.
But still, she came for my sake...
and the police caught her.
I'll tell them so.
Awesome. Lock that idea!
Let's go.
- Baby...
- Don't talk! I know your real faces now.
I was a fool to believe you all.
Kolaaru, these two guys messed it up.
His girlfriend is in red zone area.
She is not able to come out, he says.
And police arrested his girlfriend
as soon as she stepped out, he says.
Your girl will be here, right?
What? Why are you blinking?
I shouldn't have believed you guys.
I knew that you were all bluffing.
I believed in you guys
and asked her to come.
She is unlike you all. She is a gem!
She is a pure woman!
What is a pure woman
doing in a bachelor room?
- That's a fair question.
- Hey!
She goes to college six days a week.
Whom will she visit on the seventh day?
I will thrash you, be quiet.
I invited her here.
I will call her immediately
and ask her not to come.
Damn this guy! Give the phone to her.
Give the phone to her.
It's ringing. Attend the call, darling.
Attend the call, sweetie.
Attend the call.
It's coming from here.
Guys!
Baby, what happened?
What is it? Why are you yelling?
Buddy, my girlfriend's phone is ringing.
If you call someone, it rings.
Buddy, it's ringing in James's room.
You said she's a pure woman.
My girl won't even enter my
room without my permission.
I swear she wouldn't have entered
James's room. She's a good girl.
She's a very nice...
- You still don't get it?
- James abducted your girl!
Thought he'd be with your girl
but he's sleeping alone.
His phone is here.
- Call him.
- He fooled us all.
It's ringing buddy.
But this is not ringing.
I can hear it somewhere around here.
He has bought a new phone
just to mess around with us.
If he bought the phone,
who opened that door?
- May be the wind.
- You...
Lift me up.
Take it.
Pick it up fast.
Kolaaru, shall I show them
the kisses you made up?
Holy guacamole! You turned beetroot
into lipstick?
Look how he fooled us.
Cheeky thief!
What's up, Shanmuga Sundaram?
Shall I show the shot that you created?
Are you okay with it, Akira?
"on your fingertips"
You old geezer!
Look what he did to that doll!
"come on my lips"
"and happiness in your eyes"
- What's up, Karthi?
- God!
You too?
Shall I show your video next?
I am coming from corporation office.
How many you stay here?
Does anybody have cold,
cough, fever or any such sickness?
Are you okay?
Five of us stay here
and we are not sick.
Okay. In order to
prevent COVID attack...
you must drink Kabasura Kudineer
every day.
Can I have some water?
Wait, I'll bring some.
It's not water, it's juice.
Thanks.
Can I have your phone number?
Sorry.
We all are going to die?
It's a ghost!!!
'Bluetooth connected'
James...
This is not the time to play wrestling.
Move aside, will you?
It hurts, man.
Let me go.
(Voice of commentary)
Let me go, James.
James...
Everyone, get out of there.
Run! Run!
Come on! Out!
[Voice of wrestler Undertaker]
Who is he?
I'll knock you down!
Awesome buddy!
That's Stone Cold style!
Stop it, James.
"Time is up
Your time is out"
"Watch the punches
Is it ain't enough?"
"Hear it from me
Your time is up"
"Your time is up"
"You can't see me
My time is on"
"Hear it from me
Your time is up"
I'd better play the referee.
One.
Two.
And three. You are the winner!
(Voice of commentator)
'It's the game
It's the game now'
'It's the Triple H'
See what I'll do to you!
I'll k*ll you!
You are done for...
You crazy psycho!
[Voice of commentator]
I haven't slept for three days.
My head is spinning.
If anyone causes any
trouble today, I will bash them!
- Oh God!
- Run! Run, faster.
- Man!
- Sir?
Who are they? Why are they
running so fast?
Who is this creep,
dressed up in a girl's nighty?
Who are you guys?
Sir, there is a ghost in our house.
I'll thrash you all!
Stop your ghost stories
and get out of here.
Sir, it is hitting us with hammer.
- We cannot go.
- Shall I hit you with my baton now?
Come on, hit them.
Careful, the path looks big.
- Sorry, sir.
- Chase them away.
You are roaming around in
a red zone area? Go back in.
- I'll rip you apart!
- Get back.
Sir, please. Should we really
go inside?
- Get back in.
- Will you get in or not?
Pelt stones at them!
Go back inside!
He is coming from out there.
I am scared, Buddy.
Not there?
He's coming closer.
Why are you guys scared?
My quarantine period is over.
- I am free of corona.
- Who the hell cares about corona now?
Why is the house messed up?
- Why are your clothes torn?
- Damn you.
Who dare break into the
house and beat you up?
I would have thrashed
them if you had woke me up.
It was he who thrashed us.
Well, buddy.
- We slipped and fell down.
- Fell down?
- All the four of you?
- Yes.
Kolaaru, I am hungry.
Can you prepare something?
No, not me.
Go, go do something.
I am hungry too. Please go.
Buddy, I am starving from last night.
- Go in.
- Come on, go inside.
You! Selling me out, are you?
Hope he doesn't lay
the Smack down on me.
What's wrong with him?
Alright. Whatever.
What is happening?
He looks totally normal.
I have seen it in a movie.
If we look through the legs, we
can find out if he is a ghost or not.
Okay, go take a look.
What are you doing here? Get lost.
I didn't see any ghost, I saw
something more terrible than that.
He's not wearing underwear.
Fool!
When I said through the legs,
I did not mean his legs.
I'll show you how to do it.
Spread your legs in 'V' shape,
hold your head still...
bend down and look at the ghost.
Buddy, the head is in place of the legs.
It's a ghost.
God!
What happened to you guys?
Can't I walk freely without wearing
underwear during this corona time?
Here he comes.
What's with the new formality? Just sit.
Sit guys.
It's okay, you please sit.
You guys are acting kind of weird
from the morning. I wonder why?
Stop acting crazy, guys.
It's just the phone.
The phone?
Whatever!
'I do not care if you love him!'
'I do not care if you sleep with him!'
'I do not care if you carry his baby!'
'But you will only marry me!'
What a genuine human being!
This is true love.
So, are you people
not interested in love?
No, we don't need it sir.
You can go ahead and become
the initial for someone else's kid.
Hey, Kolaaru.
I am starving, bring it fast.
Bring it fast, Kolaaru.
His reactions are changing.
You might break the cooker, you fool.
'Bluetooth is connected
Playing your jungle music'
"Awesome radio presents,
'A raw bash up with mash up'"
"A super hit night show,
just for you"
What on earth is this? Were
you cooking this all this time?
You ugly moron.
What's with the stupid colour lens?
Kolaaru...
Why are you grunting?
Can't you hear me?
Why are you acting weird?
Buddies, if I remain patient anymore,
my mustache and masculinity
will become meaningless.
I am going to thrash him and
if anyone tries to stop me,
then there will be
a m*rder here!
He's a prophet.
He predicted his own death.
Let me go.
God! Save me guys.
Okay, he's showing me things around!
Help me, guys!
Shot okay.
Call him! Call him at once!
Yes, darling.
Are you doing good?
How can we be good in
a ghost occupied haunted house?
You hid everything and rented this
house to us. You have cheated us.
Return our money back.
If not, there will be consequences.
- Didn't you read the agreement?
- Yes we did.
Read the fourth point in
the second page again.
Where is the agreement?
Claiming the presence of ghosts in the
premises, we will not vacate this house.
If we still vacate the house, we
will not ask for the money we paid.
Show that.
He cheated us.
Why does this look smaller
than the other points?
Not reading the agreement
carefully was your fault.
If you manage to stay
alive after 11 months,
come and collect your money.
Bye, my darlings.
Sir... sir...
I have seen this scene
in a movie before.
Why didn't you say it before?
How could I have known that
he had also seen the scene?
To hell with you.
- Shall we move out of this house?
- What?
Move out? Does money
come to you so easy?
I paid the lease amount with the
hard-earned money I made from driving.
I will not move out without the
money. You can leave if you want.
Problems are nothing new to us.
Let's face off with the ghost.
Whatever problem may arise,
but we must not move out of this
house without getting the money.
Got it?
I swear this on my Guruji.
- Dad, it's me. Shanmuga Sundaram.
- Tell me.
I am very scared, dad.
I'm coming home, dad.
- For what?
- I can't live here anymore, dad.
Don't you step into our village
during this Corona time.
People are pelting stones at anybody
coming here from Chennai.
Even I beat up and chased
away two guys.
Don't make me beat you too.
You could've gone for second show movie
instead of conceiving me! Hang up now!
One more minute in this
house and I might die.
I better escape from here.
"Come on"
"Watch...
Come on"
"Watch...
Ain't no crowd"
Thank God! No one noticed.
"What did you do to my trunk?
Goin' around my teeth"
"Still no crowd
Cruising down my street"
Thank God.
[Song continues...]
Hey!
- Come here.
- Oh no!
- It's the police. What do I do now?
- Come here!
Where to?
- Sir...
- What?
There is a ghost in our house.
- A ghost?
- Yes, sir.
Sir, we caught someone here.
Go, tell it to our boss.
Go, tell our boss. Go!
Why are you loitering here?
Sir, there is a ghost
haunting me in the house.
I cannot stay in there.
Is it?
- Did you hear it, head constable?
- Yes.
He said the same thing to me.
I'll deal you later.
Why is everyone saying
the same ghost story?
Sir, I have come alone. Only me.
So, who are they?
- Go
- Why are you lifting it too often?
- Damn you guys.
- Move aside.
- Head constable.
- Sir?
Drop these guys at their house...
and guard their house entrance.
I am canceling all your other duties;
hereafter your duty is at their house.
- Take them.
- Okay sir. Guys, walk!
- Go.
- Get inside the house.
Yesterday you spoke a big...
You even swore on your Guruji
and now you chickened out?
I didn't run away.
It was him who ran away.
No, he was the one
who ran away first.
Buddy, my stomach is churning.
I'll talk to you later.
Buddy, I stepped out to check
where they were going.
Then why were you carrying
a bag, you eloping wretch?
Eloping wretch? Whom did you
just call an eloping wretch?
Your sister is an eloping wretch!
Didn't she elope with the milkman?
Hey! Talk all you want about me.
Do not drag my mother or my sister!
You want me to talk a about you?
You are stupid
A free boozer
You...
Why are you scolding me?
You see this guy?
Do you know about him?
He was born to a second wife.
Berate him too.
Why are you meddling with me?
My mom was married legally.
That may be true, but people
call you the concubine's son.
Why are you talking like this?
I'll thrash you
What?
I should thrash you all
Shall we fight it out?
Yes, we shall.
Let's do it in a grand manner!
Let's do it!
This time I'll safeguard it well.
Hey, I am back!
Weapons are not allowed.
Red card for you, get out.
You give me a red card?
I don't need this to fight.
There is no water.
Buddy, there is no water.
Guys, switch on the motor.
'Radio Bluetooth is connected'
Get lost.
There is a bloody w*r going on here.
He is watching something without
even realizing it's on loudspeaker.
Buddy, open the door. Open the door.
Baby!
- Break it.
- You are done today.
Baby, what's with the blood?
I've warned you earlier to not
spend much time in the washroom
Look at your plight now
- Is he suffocating?
- No, buddy
My hands are full of blood
The ghost thrashed me inside
Ghost?
You gifted child
It seems interesting
Don't go
When I first opened the tap,
air gushed out, then it was blood.
The ghost grabbed my neck, lifted me up,
and banged my head on
the wall again and again.
Don't go. There is a ghost inside.
Stay here everyone.
Do not go inside.
Karthi...
Do you want a beedi?
I have seen 148 horror movies till now.
In 70 of those movies, the characters
did the exact same thing.
What is that?
That is...
If we ask the ghost about its desire
and fulfill it, the ghost will leave.
- Simple.
- What was your father's desire?
He desired for me to excel
in studies and get a good job.
- Did it happen?
- No.
Your mom?
She desired for me to get married
and give her two cute grand kids.
- Did it happen?
- No.
What did you desire?
The same as my mom.
So, you have never
fulfilled anyone's desire.
Yet, you plan to fulfill
the ghost's desire.
Got it. See you.
What happened in the
remaining 78 movies?
In the remaining 78 movies...
Exorcism!
They used sorcery to fend off the ghost.
Find the perfect man for that job.
I will.
The ghost in this house
is not a normal spirit.
James beating us down
and throwing us in the air.
It is a wrestling ghost!
Kolaaru beating up James.
It looked like a wife beating
up her a*usive husband.
I am not sure about the
ghost which beat up Baby now.
Yes.
So, how many ghosts
we have in the house?
One ghost.
But it has multiple
personality disorder.
Keep your movie brain aside.
Find a priest who is
good at fending off ghosts.
I will find him.
I will find him and come back.
Greeting! This is your Soimuttai Saint.
Greetings, boss.
Do you have a ghost haunting
everyone in your house?
Follow my instructions exactly
and the ghost will run away.
He's an awesome priest.
The one who has not been possessed
by a ghost yet, please come forward.
It's you both.
If there are more than one of you,
then I request the bravest
of them all to come forward.
Go on!
Just go on.
It's nothing, darling. Just go.
Don't you dance in the centre
during songs? Now, go.
Oh my God!
If you step forward...
and decide to back out of it,
You will bleed from all your nine holes...
and die horribly.
Bleed from all the nine holes?
Why man?
Weirdo!
The most important
aspect of this ritual is...
that you must do this ritual naked.
Please, no!
Damn, you guys sold me out!
Hey! Where are you all leaving?
To the shop, to buy some stuffs, sir.
To the shop? Did you forget
what the inspector said?
None of you must step out.
You are in house arrest.
What are you going to buy?
Do you have a list?
Give that to me.
Candle, kumkum,
turmeric, country chicken...
Chicken?
The meat shops will be closed.
How are the restaurants
getting meat then?
You can get it but it will cost more.
- We will pay it.
- Alright then, give it to me.
- How much do we have?
- Give everything, I'll buy it.
Give it to him.
You must stay put here.
- Sir...
- What now?
- We want the chicken alive.
- Alright.
Don the flower on the chicken.
Draw a star with the kumkum.
Light a candle over it.
Is anybody there?
No one here, come.
In the middle on the night,
stripped bare naked,
with a lamp in one hand,
you must offer prayers to the moon.
I am standing naked here,
please hurry up and save us.
Sir, look over there.
Some guy is holding a lamp and
standing naked.
- What is happening there?
- I don't know, sir.
We are far better.
We are happy here while
our wives are at home.
They have gone mad staying
at home for long.
"O' moon, come and save us"
Here, hack it.
You must hack the chicken
and sprinkle its blood
all around the house.
'Om Soimutta Saint'
Get back to your positions.
Get back
Not you Karthi. You stand there.
What did Soimuttai Saint say?
People attacked by the ghost
must not touch the ritual materials.
Oh yes.
What is it, Karthi? Why are you waiting?
You sold me out, didn't you?
Go catch the chicken.
What are you looking at?
Go on, sir.
Go catch the chicken.
'Youtube celebrity and fake
Godman Soimuttai Saint'
'was found dead in his house
bleeding from all his nine holes.'
'His mysterious death has caused
a panic among the people.'
God!
- What was that noise?
- Go, go.
Karthi!
Karthi!
- Where has he gone?
- Karthi...
Why is there blood all over the wall?
What is it?
Where is Karthi?
What's happening?
Let's check outside.
Oh no! God
This is a ghost!
'Bluetooth connected'
Playing Kattipudida remix
Why are you guys lying on the floor?
Why are you floating in the air?
("Kattipudi Kattupudida" from the movie
'Kushi' playing)
Sir, did you hear that?
They are watching midnight
masala on high volume.
- Shall we join them?
- Yes, sir.
These guys are causing a lot
of nuisance every day.
Let's turn it off. Come.
Shall we watch
before turning it off?
You'll lose your job, okay?
- Sorry, sir.
- Go.
Who is over there?
Let me go.
Let me go. Please!
Let me go.
I don't know what is happening
to me. Tie me somewhere.
Please tie me up before anything happens.
Please guys.
Uh-oh! He has transformed.
Sir, seems like a Titanic
scene is playing inside.
Are you in a romantic mood
because you didn't go home?
Sorry, sir
Come.
The lights are flickering.
Looks like a girl.
- The sound is coming from there. Come!
- Let's check.
Where did they get her
during this corona time?
Push! Push!
Push. Push him, guys.
Damn!
Move aside!
Let me also watch
They've brought a girl
from somewhere
Almost there. Push, push, that's it.
They're teasing her
Push him inside! Lock the door.
To save, we must break the door.
- Break the door.
- Do it yourself, sir.
Get lost you...
Hands up!
Hands down for you alone.
- Thanks a lot, sir.
- sh*t, cover it up.
To hell with your thanks.
Where is that chick?
I mean where is that girl?
The girl?
Save me!
Save me! Let me go!
Head constable, the
girl is inside. Save her.
Break the door!
We worked very hard to push it in.
- Don't do it.
- Is it so?
Yes, sir.
- What are you doing?
- Preparing to cover her with my shirt.
That don't seem to be your
intention. Break the door down!
Don't do it, sir.
It is not a girl, it's a ghost.
I will verify if it's a girl or a ghost.
Sir, please, don't do it.
- What are you waiting for? Break the door!
- Move aside!
What is happening?
Are you guys acting?
Are you also acting along with them?
Don't do, sir
Move aside!
Watch it now
Don't do it, sir.
Don't go in, sir.
It is not a girl, it's a ghost.
No, no, I cannot take it.
I cannot take it anymore.
God! It ripped me apart!
- Didn't we warn you, sir?
- Yes we did.
I told you, sir.
How were you surviving
with this ghost all these days?
Now you understand our problem, sir?
I'll get you the contact of the
previous tenant who lived here.
Meet him and find a way to escape.
Let's run out of here.
Please don't go, sir.
Don't go!
- Mom...
- It's okay if there's a ghost,
but still your dad tells you
not to come here.
- Did he really say that?
- Yes.
- Do you know the matter?
- Yes, tell me
- Dad has a concubine, mom
- I am also like that.
- What?
- Hang up the phone
'The Tamil Nadu government
has announced relaxed curfew...'
'for three days in
some parts of Chennai.'
- Who do you want?
- Ask him.
Sir...
We are coming from
number 18, Anbu Nagar.
Aren't you Mr. Krishna?
- Come on, guys.
- Come.
There.
You are a g*ng of five, right?
What I am about to say
is not something new.
But it might come as a shocker to you.
Just few days after you
moved into that house,
only one of your bikes
might have worked.
The next morning, the
house would be clean by itself.
Nobody would cross your house
in a normal way.
They would cover the
children's eyes when they cross.
Bikes would automatically stop.
The rider would fled in haste.
The TV?
It will switch on and off on its own.
None of you could switch it on or off.
That's not all.
You would have chased
behind a woman in desperation.
But she'd have never turned up.
Am I right?
Your bad time started back then.
You five would have never
left the house together ever.
In fact,
even now, only you three
have come to meet me.
The ghost would've possessed
each of you in a different manner.
It will possess only when you are alone.
Going by my calculation...
one of you has not been possessed yet.
If that had happened...
you would have not
come here to meet me.
One of you might have surely died.
You describe the events in our
house exactly as they happened.
We have seen it before and
you are experiencing it now.
What our previous tenants
saw was what we experienced.
Sir, just like we have
come to meet you now
did you meet with your previous tenants?
Their advice should
have helped you escape.
If you can tell it to us,
we will also escape.
Our previous tenants were not alive.
They were also a g*ng of five.
When they found out that
a ghost was in that house...
they tried to escape the house.
But it enraged the ghost
and it k*lled them all.
- k*lled them?
- After that...
no one was able to retrieve
their bodies from the house.
We were not able to collect
any details beyond that.
But how did you manage
to escape from that house?
One guy from our g*ng refused to
leave the house until he got his money.
We left him in the house
and moved out of it.
Something he saw in the bathroom
has scared the bejesus out of him.
He died of cardiac arrest.
He was 24 years old.
Heart attack when he was taking a dump.
You flushed the poop of a dead man.
If a 24 year old has succumbed
to heart attack,
then what was that he saw,
that took his life?
What could it be?
Basically we sacrificed one among us.
You might think that
we have escaped from it.
But we didn't.
We are dying every day of guilt,
thinking of about our dead friend.
We left a friend to die.
Sir, what should we do now?
I'll tell you what you shouldn't do.
Don't stay alone in any room.
Buddy, it's time.
Come out, guys.
Come out.
Darling.
This is Baby.
It is my time to poop now.
To make you come out,
shall I tell you an inspirational story?
Akira, if you come out
now you will not be alone.
You'll be known as the great one
who helped a man with dysentery
Can you hear me, Akira?
Come out.
You fool!
No matter how much you shout,
they can't hear it.
- Sit! sh*t! It's a hit!
- We've got a message.
Come soon. Urgent!
We have got a reply.
Why is it in yellow colour?
Find the next tenant for the house,
and get out of there.
'Look at the posture he's sitting in,
like an innocent beggar.'
'Madam, he is acting.'
'Let him out and see his activities.
Look, he's laughing.'
This damn thing keeps turning
on and disturbs us. Turn it off!
Turn off?
I will break it today.
Wait... wait!
That's the house owner's TV!
Just leave it!
Yes, uncle.
Is it?
Are you coming here?
Come, I'll share the location.
Your uncle?
He has come down from
U.S due to the lock down.
He is very rich now.
Let us pin this house on
him and escape from here.
But he is your uncle.
He is a stupid fellow!
I am back!
To the Tamil soil that gave
me life and to my motherland,
my gratitude and greetings.
Yesterday's search is history.
Tomorrow's search is...
science.
- I'll whack this alien head.
- Wait up.
Dude, who in the hell is he?
Told you. He's a mad man.
You are a world renowned scientist.
What are you going to do in this city?
The people here are
my friends and relatives.
I will work with them and
make their life much, much better.
Confirm! He's mad.
- Shall we see the house?
- Yes, come in.
Welcome, sir.
North facing.
Best!
Wow!
"Best uncle! Best!"
"Best uncle! Best!"
North-east kitchen.
Best! Best!
"Best! Best!"
"Best uncle! Best!"
Teak wood antique piece.
Best! Best! Best!
South-east master bedroom.
Best! Best! Best!
"Best uncle! Best!"
I like the house a lot.
How much is the advance?
Shall I tell him?
If you can pay 2 lacs now, we
will vacate the house immediately.
Why should you vacate the house?
My company has asked me
to work from home.
The rest of them are jobless.
Our parents in our
native are missing us a lot.
So, we've decided
to go back to our native.
That's a valid point.
But there is a minor problem.
According to the bank rules,
I can add your account and
send the money only tomorrow.
What's this?
Sir.
Can you break it into smaller
amounts and send it to the four of us?
No, I can't.
Income Tax problem.
IT, my foot.
This is corona time.
Since the hotels are closed,
I'll spend the night here.
Oh no!
- If go to toilet what should we do?
- Are you okay with that?
- What is it?
- I'll be back.
- Wait for me, uncle.
- Is he going to the loo?
He went to set up the room for you.
Oh? Funny.
Lord! By grace of your noble heart,
this clown has arrived as our sl*ve.
Lord! By your merciful heart, bless that
he doesn't have to pee or poop tonight.
Lord! By your kind heart, bless that
the ghost does not possess this bum.
Lord! I take your hands.
Lord! Don't let go of my hands.
Lord is God! Trust in him!
What if he wants
to poop tonight?
Forgive me! Forgive me!
Doubt! Doubt!
Doubt is the tool of Satan!
Doubt is the chariot of Satan!
Doubt is the son of Satan himself!
Lord! The mistakes I have done knowingly
or unknowingly, relieve me from them.
Here I come, uncle.
- I cannot take it.
- What is it, uncle?
Why are you loitering
like a pregnant cat?
I only have suits with me.
Nothing suits this climate.
Do you want a nighty?
A nighty?
You jerk! What do
you know about nighty?
Wear it once.
"I flew..."
You will feel like you are floating.
"I realized how wonderful it feels"
- How is it?
- Awesome.
- Give.
- Wait, I'll give.
You've had enough.
Won't you let me have even
the end of the beedi alone? Wait.
Give me a beedi.
Guys.
I though you were OG guys.
But you seem to be useless guys.
Won't you booze?
Uncle.
Not only us, no one in
Tamil Nadu is boozing.
They closed all the shops
following the lockdown.
Don't worry, I have.
Dude!
Enjoy guys.
Been so long since we drank!
Whoa! Wow! Unbelievable!
Wrong! Totally wrong!
How can one drink in that glass?
Look at this.
Drinking from this glass...
will remove all the bad
stuff from the booze.
Legend Raj's research
is top notch!
When it come to partying with friends,
"It's on another level,
on another level"
"You thought it would find out"
"Say you're shaking it up"
"Better run when you hear that"
"Better run when you hear that"
"I said you run when you hear that"
Uncle.
You are a famous scientist in the U.S.
And you came alone?
You could have brought two chicks
like Hansika and Tamannaah with you.
But how?
I spent all my time in studies.
I didn't find time to love.
If I find the time for it,
I will show my skills in love too.
Do you want a Tamil
girl or a foreign girl?
I will marry only a pure Tamil girl.
Why don't you find a good girl for me?
That is the only job
we haven't done yet.
Coming.
What are they up to?
Why is he following him like Hutch dog?
Oh!
Modern love, is it?
I support LGBTQ.
Where's the lighter?
Hey, where's the lighter?
Damn it, guys.
Are you shocked, uncle?
What is it?
I am support.
They finished up so soon?
Feels like my stomach is churning.
Why is he holding his stomach?
Hey! Look over there.
Uh-oh, his stomach is upset I guess.
He is getting up.
Go with him.
- What?
- Go with him.
Why is he following me?
Could he be...?
His look has bad intentions
Listen, I am support LGBTQ.
But I am straight.
Sir...
My six pack body frame and my phone
case might give you a false notion.
But I am not such a guy.
Only woman, not man.
Listen to me, sir.
I knew it when you
asked me to wear nighty,
That you'll try to snatch it
Sir.
Problems will arise.
I don't want him to follow me
Please understand, sir.
I asked you to find
a girl for me; not him.
He's trapped.
Why did the lights go off?
A red tone?
"Hug me tight"
There it goes!
Poor guy.
I feel sorry for him.
Uncle.
He'll step out now.
Why did it turn off?
Uncle... uncle.
People remove boxers in toilet,
why is he removing the wig?
Thank you.
What happened, uncle?
Something beyond science has happened.
East, west, north, south;
everything is a waste.
Wrong, this house is totally wrong.
Totally wrong!
I must discuss this with
priest 'Naai Saamiyar'.
- Move!
- Give me my nighty.
Get lost!
Karthi, help me.
The one who has not been possessed yet,
make sure the ghost doesn't possess him.
Pull me back.
Pull me back, guys.
Stop the show off and pull harder.
You guys saved me from that ghost,
by a whisker! Do you love me so much?
Love you?
If it possesses you, it'll
take our lives! Get lost!
"O' God, I fell in a trap"
"O' God, what a vexed life it is"
"O' God, I am locked in mess"
"O' God, please fix this somehow"
"I'm whining here, O' buddy"
"Unable to escape,
I'm crying my heart out"
"I'm deep down in crap and I'm suffering"
"This seems to be a never ending game"
"O' God, I fell in a trap"
"O' God, what a painful life"
Dude,
I've got an excellent idea.
Why don't we run away
from this house?
Oh God! A million thanks
to you and your idea.
- But why?
- I don't have the guts. Ask him why.
Why?
The count of those who tried to run
away and died is more than we can count!
I don't even want to get started on it.
Try your luck.
- What about you?
- Go to the next person.
No way, I'm not in for it.
Then forget it, I dropped the idea.
Then why did you ask us,
you crazy?
Just time pass, dude.
Oh God! Oh my God!
It's full of worms!
- Who are these guys?
- No idea.
He is 'Naai Saamiyar'
He is here on the orders
of your uncle Legend Raj.
Shall I enter the house?
- Sure.
- Move!
Is he looking for a place to pee?
Who in the hell is this fellow?
The way he's sniffing, I don't think
he's here to chase the ghost away.
Instead he looks like he's here
to drink the left over booze my uncle got.
See that? He turned away because
the bottles are empty.
Priest, the bathroom's inside.
Hey!
Wherever he lifts his leg, it means
the presence of ghost is more there.
Do you need me to do anything?
- Place this lemon in that place.
- Give it.
Already there are two, sir.
Not there but the places where he
lifts his leg.
Why did power go off?
All of you step outside!
Nobody must step inside
even if you hear me screaming.
This ghost is very dangerous.
It'll go to any extent
to confuse us.
So don't come inside unless
I tell you to.
I'll come out myself.
Out!
No light or sound effects.
- Is this priest for real?
- Shut up!
No sound - that means he's dead.
By now...
The power is back on.
Our priest has captured the ghost.
Hey!
Get a bottle and a funnel, quick!
Come on.
Make it fast.
This bottle?
Don't you have any other bottle?
Beer bottle, whiskey bottle,
wine bottle, rum bottle
We have many such bottles.
Which one do you prefer?
Any bottle apart from
liquor bottles?
Even to fill provisions we use these.
Jerks! Fine, open it.
Open it!
- Close it at once.
- Close it.
Listen, many have died in this house.
This spirit is behind
all their deaths.
I've captured the spirit
and locked it.
Do not open this at any cost.
This bottle must be opened
only under a streaming water body.
If you open it in open air
then game over!
This spirit and the spirits of those
k*lled by it, will k*ll you all and me!
Be careful. So dissolve it in a
streaming water body before midnight.
Hold the bag carefully.
Today marks the end of
the evil spirit that had caught us.
First we'll dispose it in sea,
then fill the bag with booze.
Booze? Where can we get it?
I have got the information.
- It's been sold in city outskirts.
- Yes, buddy.
Why's there no water?
Nobody turned on the motor?
I only bath once in a blue moon.
Buddy, look!
Buddy, cops! Don't stop!
Stop! Stop the bike!
Come here. Stop the bike.
Turn off the engine.
Where are you roaming
during this lockdown?
- Sir...
- Well, that...
No mask, no helmet
and on top, triples on a bike!
Get down all of you!
Where are you three going?
Sir, he is a doctor.
An emergency in his hospital.
So we are going to drop him.
He is a doctor and you want me
to believe that?
Please believe it, sir.
Why are you wearing a cooling glass
in the dark?
It is dark outside the specs
and bright inside it.
Are you even a doctor for real?
Yes, sir.
Tell me the name of four medicine.
Crocin, Anacin, Cetzine, Metacin.
- It's a sin that you all were born!
- I know, sir.
- What's in the bag?
- Sir... in the bag...
Stethoscope, PPE kit and mask.
That's all and nothing else, sir.
Yes, sir. Nothing else.
- Give the bag to me.
- No, sir. We have sterilized it.
It's not allowed.
- Here.
- Not advisable. Against the rules.
Give the bag.
I'll take care of it.
- Give it! I said, give me the bag!
- Please, no.
- Sir, please. Sir... sir...
- I'll lay one slap! Give it!
- Sir, please. No... sir...
- I'll give one slap!
- Sir, please... no, sir...
- Please don't open it, sir.
Oh God!
- Sir, liquor!
- Sir...
Sir, it's not liquor.
Please listen to us.
Please, let us go, sir.
- Sir... sir...
- I said, let go! Let go!
- I said, let go!
- Sir!
How dare you try to break
such a quality liquor during lockdown!
- Sir, that is not liquor.
- Yes, sir.
What do you even know about
the greatness of this brand of liquor?
You can only differentiate between
foreign and local liquors, isn't it?
But the only local brand of liquor
ruling the foreign market is this.
The rich drink costly brand
and the poor drinks local brand.
But the only brand that
the rich and poor drinks...
is only this one!
- Cringe.
- The liquor is the symbol of equality.
Do you know how long it takes
to prepare this liquor?
Sir, it'll take an hour to drink it
but I don't how long to prepare it.
Seven years!
Oh, fine.
The first time this liquor
hit the market was in 1954.
So when did they start preparing it?
- 2000 and... No wait...
- 1954 - 7 ...
Stop calculating with your fingers!
It was 1947!
Correct, sir.
The first thing we did as soon as
we got independence from Britishers,
was inventing a Rum brand of our own.
History?
But do you have any idea how many
foreigners come here to drink this?
Any idea how many foreigners have
applied citizenship to be here for this?
For this brand of liquor, sir?
So many Kingpins - Ring fishers
came here to bring this brand down.
But this brand screwed them all royally!
Yes sir!
Buddy, I'm scared.
Sir, if you open this bottle,
then forget Kingpins - Ring fishers...
everyone will be screwed royally.
Quiet!
- Sir, please no.
- Sir, please don't open!
I told its history so that
I can open it up!
- Sir! No!
- Sir, do not open it!
Sir, it'll become a huge problem!
What's going on?
Why is there no water?
Let me go and check the tank.
First call up the guys
and alert them.
Call them.
- Oh my God!
- Why are you shocked?
- Now why are you getting shocked?
- Buddy!
Game over, dude.
At least we must stay safe.
Drive carefully.
Who turned on the mixer?
Hey Baby!
Baby!
(Random channels playing)
Kolaaru...
Dude, stop kidding. I am scared.
Go slow!
Karthik, why are your hands off
the accelerator?
It's driving on its own!
My hands are off the accelerator
but it's speeding up!
Oh God... brightness... my glasses...
where's my specs?
Graveyard!
- Buddy!
- Buddy.
Thank God, you all are here.
Buddy, we haven't died yet.
Then why are they burying us?
Who brought us to this graveyard?
Buddies, be happy that
we are at the graveyard.
Why be happy about being
at graveyard?
Buddy...
we five have somehow escaped
from that house!
- True.
- That too alive.
- Right?
- Yes, we've escaped.
Finally we escaped from there.
Buddy...
Buddy, look booze!
- No.
- Booze.
Just wait and watch.
You will also leave
something dear to you.
Booze is the reason for our
current predicament.
Starting today we will quit drinking!
- What?
- We'll quit, buddy.
You are advising? That's new.
- Let's quit drinking.
- Let's quit drinking?
Now promise that you all
will quit drinking.
I now understand why
our house owner said that!
The ghost has given
us a chance to live again.
And for that we must
quit drinking.
Kolaaru, make the promise!
- Kolaaru, no. Don't do it. No! No!
- I quit!
You also make the promise.
Just do it.
- Starting today we are not booze lovers.
- Yes!
Come.
Buddy, we are all teetotalers from today.
Now that calls for a celebration.
Buddy, how about celebrating it
with a drink?
I am okay with that.
Buddy, these glasses and
liquor bottle look familiar, isn't it?
Show me.
- Dude, remember my uncle gave us these.
- Hold this.
He left our house, didn't find any
place and he ended up staying here!
- I wonder what research he did here.
- Take that!
Don't scold him. Look he left us
grapes, fruits and what not. Bring them.
Cheers!
- We are back to the same house!
- How are back here again?
'Five youths, who lived in the
same house in Siruseri, Chennai...'
'were found dead under
mysterious circumstances'
"Doesn't matter how much you keep drinking"
"You must learn to reform"
"Let's drive from Velachery to Pondicherry"
"If anyone tries to stop us
then break their head"
"The boys"
"The boys"
"Hit it"
"Let's drive from Velachery to Pondicherry"
"If anyone tries to stop us
then break their head"
"Let's drink and fly high"
"Let's forget our woes and be reborn"
"Let's stay calm
and keep smiling, buddy"
"When time comes, we must explode!"
"Come on boys, let's shine"
"Let's frolic, make merry"
"Let's dance with this glittering cherry"
"Let's frolic, make merry"
"Let's dance with this glittering cherry"
"The boys"
"The boys"
"The boys"
"The boys"
"Bring the beat down"
"Extreme!"
"Groove to the beat.
Bend your hips and groove to the beat"
"Dance till sun rise
and keep drinking like a fish"
"Keep drinking like a fish"
"Dance till sun rise
and keep drinking like a fish"
"Come on, dear
Take a chill pill"
"Just have fun.
So come on, dear"
"Keep the sorrow at bay"
"Drink as much as you can.
So, come on!"
"Velachery... Velachery...
Velachery to Pondicherry"
"Let's drive from Velachery to Pondicherry"
"If anyone tries to stop us
then break their head"
"Let's drink and fly high"
"Let's forget our woes and be reborn"
"Let's stay calm
and keep smiling, buddy"
"When time comes, we must explode!"
"Come on boys, let's shine"
"The boys"
"The boys"
"The boys"
"The boys"
"The boys!"
Hey, Boys!
I sang because you requested me to.
Why are you drinking
and wasting your lives?
You must prosper.
You and your family must prosper.
Whole nations must prosper
and so must our people.
May God bless you all with prosperity.
Everything went well.
All of you be at
the party tonight.
"The boys"
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Boys, The (2024)
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