03x07 - Three Girls and a Monster - Monkey See, Doggie Two

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient to
the concoction-- Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville...

Wins teamwork award!

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

[HORNS HONKING]

[SEA GULLS SQUAWKING]

[MONSTER SCREECHING]

[CRASH]

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[MUSICAL SOUND]

[higher-pitched sound]

[higher-pitched sound]

[off-key note]

[LOWER NOTE]

[LOWER NOTE]

Mmm...Apple juice!

[CRASH]

[CRASH]

[CRASH]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[BUZZING]

Buttercup, hotline!

I'm not getting it.
You get it.

I'm busy drawing up
new tactical maneuvers.

Well, I'm busy drawing the
carnage from my last battle.

Nobody cares
to see your gore!

Now, answer it!

Well, your plans stink.
You answer it.

You're just
a big bully.

And you're a little
Miss Bossy Boots!

Oh, yeah?
Yeah!

Oh, yeah?
Yeah!

Oh, yeah?
Yeah!

Hello?
Powerpuff Girls hotline.

[MONSTER SCREECHING]

Oh! Opportunity to put
my plans into action!

No way!
It's booty-kicking time!

Aah--birds!

What?

Is everyone ok?

They're scared!

They're scared
of the monster.

Well, I'm not scared
of any monster. Are you?

Well, then, come on.
Let's go!

[HONKING]

Aah! People!

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[CRASH]

[MONSTER SCREECHING]

[ROARING]

Whoa!
Whoa!

BLOSSOM:
Attack plan Alpha Omega Atari! Go!

[GASP]

Alternate group plan
attack G-37! Ready!

Hold it! We're not
pulling no G-37!

We're not?

We didn't even get
a chance to attack him!

So instead of just buzzing
around him in some fancy pattern,

we're gonna hit him head-on
and kick some monster butt!

[ROAR]

Well, that worked.

Zip it, red!
Just a minor setback.

I'll get him this time!

Oh, no, you don't!

What are you doing?

You don't want to do it
the proper way,

then you don't do it!

Come on, Bubbles!

Fine!

Blossom,
are you all right?

Yeah...I think so.

Ha ha ha! You dork!

You couldn't beat an egg
with one of those moves.

I guess I'll have to
take care of this myself!

Come on, Bubbles!

Who's the dork now?

I told you it takes a tactical
plan to take down a monster!

Are you out
of your mind?

You know darn
well it takes

good old-fashioned
butt whuppin'!

That kind of brutality
doesn't work. It never works!

Oh, yeah?
Says who?

Says me!

Just look at these plans--
they're foolproof!

You're the fool!

Look at these
muscles!

This is what fighting
is all about!

[KISS KISS]

Brains!
Brawn!

Brains!
Brawn!

Brains!
Brawn!

It's the brains,
and I'll prove it to you!

Oh, no,
you don't!

You're not stealing
all the glory!

[SIGHS]



[CRASH]

Ohhh...
Ohhh...

You!
You!

This is all your fault!

My fault?

If you had stayed
out of the way,

my plan
could have worked!

You were
in my way!

Your way
won't work!

Baloney!
Your way won't work!

If mine won't work,
then neither will yours!

Well, yours
certainly won't!

Yours won't!
Yours won't!

Quit it!

[ROAR]

Umm...Excuse me,
Mr. Monster.

I was wondering
if you would, uh, be so kind

as to stop destroying
Townsville?

We like our town
very, very much,

and I would appreciate it
if you would just leave.

Pretty please with
sugar lumps on top?

Thank you!
Hee hee hee!

There! That's how
you get rid of a monster,

you big fat
doodoo-headed ninnies!

Well, jeez,
I could have done that.

Really.
That's the easy way.

At least I was trying
to do it the right way.

You mean with a
well-formulated plan?

No, with muscle!

Uh-uh, plan!
Muscle!

Muscle!
Plan!

NARRATOR:
And so once again, the day is saved

thanks to...Bubbles!

NARRATOR:
The city of Towns--

[WHISPERING]
Oh, sorry.

The city of Townsville,

a city that sleeps;

a tired town with
an early, early bedtime.

No need for
late nights here--

gotta get that
beauty sleep.

[YAWNS]

So peaceful,
the empty streets.

[SNORING]

Even in the suburbs, Townsville
citizens are tucked away in their beds.

Still haven't found that
unified theory, eh, Professor?

[SNORING]

Ah, here's our girls,

far away in a dreamy slumber.

Ha ha ha!
Go get 'em, Buttercup.

Yes, everyone's resting up
for a bright new day.

But wait--what's this?

Someone in Townsville
is not asleep.

Ohh.

Yes.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh!

[ALARM]

NARRATOR:
Townsville museum robbed!

BLOSSOM:
Hmm. Well, it is missing.

Did you search for
any clues, Curator?

Well, I didn't want
these brutish police

trouncing 'round
my beautiful museum.

That's silly.
Ok, girls, spread and search!

Nope! Nope!
No clues!

Ohhh...

Well, uh...

There was
something else stolen.

Would that
qualify as a clue?

GIRLS:
The Anubial Jewels?!

Hey, you
don't think...

No way. Come on!

I sure wish we
could find a trail.

Huh?
Huh?

[BARKING]

He couldn't be
that stupid, could he?

Yes!

With these jewels,
the magic curse

of the ancient
Anubis dog's head

will finally be unleashed.

And then the human race
will bow down to me,

Mojo Jojo!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Come on!

Not so fast,

Mojo... Jojo!

We know what
you're up to!

You tried this
stupid plan before!

And we stopped
you the last time!

Aha! This I know!

But there is one
small difference!

I have studied the footage
of my caper very carefully

and have discovered
a fatal flaw in my plan,

which you will now see!

Now, if you
will recall,

using the magical power
of the Anubis head,

I was turning the people
of Townsville into dogs.

See? Just like that.

Watch this one.

Boom!

Ha ha! Run, little people, run!
Ha ha ha! Ahem.

And then, as you will see,
I commanded the people--

Uh, dogs of Townsville
to obey my every command!

Which they did.
Now look at that...Obeying.

Now, pay attention!

I then commanded
the dogs to steal!

Which they did--
very well, I might add.

This plan rocked!

Check it out.
This plan was so big,

IT WAS AFFECTING
THE WHOLE WORLD:

Paris...

Eskimoland...

Japan!

BLOSSOM:
Hey, who filmed this, anyway?

What, do you have cameras
all over the world?

Yes! Now shut up!

Boom!
"Not so fast... Mojo Jojo..."

Now, here's where
I made my first mistake.

I shouldn't have
turned you into dogs!

But how was I to know?
I thought you were harmless.

Look, I kick you.
I didn't care!

Ok, now, here I said
some cool stuff.

And...
Then I walk over there

and you guys bark
or something.

Now, here's where
you make me mad.

There's the Anubis head--
then, wham!

Hey, what's going on?

Oh, no! It's all shaky!

Hey, stop it,
you stupid mutts!

Oh, no, it's falling--
ahh, but I catch it!

At that point, I was pretty
confident that I beat you.

I felt...
Wait, I remember.

This part is stupid.
We don't have to watch it.

BLOSSOM: No, wait! This is when you
sicked your dumb dobermans on us.

BUTTERCUP:
And we kicked their butts! Yeah!

No, no, it's stupid.

GIRLS:
Hey!

See? Stupid...Stupid...

Ooh, that's good.
Stupid...Stupid...Stupid...

Ok, here is where you
mini-mutts really made me mad!

You moved in slowly
with an attempt to corner me!

But I went
higher than you,

which put me out
of your reach!

Now, if you watch closely,

this part I do not like.

Observe...

you bite me!

And then I drop
the Anubis head,

causing it to break,

which then caused
the spell to break.

So now you see
the fatal flaw in my plan?

The dogs, the biting,
the dropping.

ONCE MORE: The dogs,
the biting, the dropping.

AGAIN: The dogs--

Ok, we get it!

Yes! And now
you will get this!

As previously stated, I have studied
this footage very carefully,

and I have taken
special precautions!

First, I will not--
that means will not--

turn you into dogs.

And if you are not dogs,
you will not be able to bite me,

and therefore I will not drop
the Anubis head!

But there is more.

In the unlikely event
of any future butt-biting,

I have thoroughly
prepared myself--

Ewww!
Gross!

With the construction of a
special protective steel plate

with which to
protect my heinie!

Therefore, you see:
no dogs, no biting, no dropping.

ONCE AGAIN:

Oh, brother!

No dogs, no biting,
no dropping.

And with the help of
these special precautions,

the Anubis head
will not be broken,

and I will rule the world!

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

So, Powerpuffs,

now that you have seen
these special precautions,

what do you plan to do?

We're gonna
kick your butt!

[WHIMPERING]

Woof!

NARRATOR:
I've said it before and I'll say it again.

So once again,
the day is saved, again,

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

The day...The saving...
The girls...

The day...The saving...
The girls...

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!