04x03 - Get Back Jojo

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients chosen to
create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient to the
concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

MS. KEANE:
The city of Townsville is a place

where you can be anything
you want to be.

And that's what
we'll be learning about

today on career day.

[applause]

Good morning,
boys and girls.

And good morning
to our parents, too.

Good morning,
Ms. Keane.

Boys and girls,

we are going to be learning
about careers today.

A career is
what you do for a living

when you're all grown up.

And to help us out,

some special grownups--
your parents--

are going to talk to us about
what they do for their career.

You'll see that different grownups
have chosen different careers.

It all depends
on what you want to do.

Now, boys and girls,
do any of you know

what you want to do
when you grow up?

Raise your hands
if you do.

Well, a lot of you
have an idea

for what you want to do,
and that's great.

And many of you don't know yet,
and that's ok too.

Maybe after hearing some
of our parents talk about what they do,

you guys will be inspired

to make some career choices
of your own.

Our first parent is...

MAN:
Boys and girls,

Hello. My name
is Mr. Anoush.

I am Hanout's father.

I work in insurance.

My company insures buildings
in Townsville against damage.

I am a very busy man.

[applause]

Well, thank you,
Mr. Anoush.

And next up is
Professor Utonium.

You're up,
Professor.

Um, hello.
I'm Professor Utonium,

and I am Blossom, Bubbles,
and Buttercup's...

uh, father
and, uh, creator.

Ahem. I'm a scientist.
I invent things.

In fact, I brought in something
I recently invented to show you.

Presenting
my newest invention...

the time portal.

- Ooh! - Ooh!
- Ooh!

In my long career
as a scientist,

I'd say the time portal
is my greatest--

well, second greatest
invention ever.

You know, kids,
when I was your age,

I never really thought
I'd grow up to be a scientist.

In fact,
science was something

that just didn't
interest me at all.

Yes, if things kept going
the way they were,

I might never have gone into
the scientific field at all.

But one day, something happened
that changed my life.

This one strange incident
occurred when I was still a lad.

It inspired me,
motivated me, moved me,

to get into science
and create the Powerpuff Girls.

Well, now let me show you
how this thing works.

I'll set the portal
for the 16th century...

and I'll use
this special tool

to reach into
the portal.

My hat!

Ooh, got something!

Ha ha ha! Looks like someone's
gonna need a new hat.

Let's try a more recent date,
like yesterday.

Hey, Professor,
what are you gonna do

for career day tomorrow?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

All right,
time for school.

Mmm...So that's
where they went.

Well, are there
any questions?

Yes, you
in the back row.

[high-pitched voice]
Uh, Professor Utonium,
I have a question.

Yes, Mary?

Golly, I was
just wondering...

Go on. Don't be shy.

Well, can you set
your machine to any time?

Certainly. That's
what these knobs are for.

And anyplace?

Well, yes.

These knobs over here determine
the spatial coordinates.

Gee, so that means
you could even set it

to the exact time and place
where you experienced the incident

that got you interested in
science in the first place?

- Professor?
- Yes, Blossom?

Well, I wanted
to ask--

Excuse me,
Blossom,

but I was not finished
with my questions!

[panting]

Blossom, Mary's right.
Let her finish,

and then you can ask
your question.

Humph!

Professor, can you set it to
the particular time and place?

Um, yes.

Can you do it now?
Right now?

Sure.

Done.

It's set then?

Yes. Is that all, Mary?

[normal voice]
Yes, that's all, Professor Utonium.

Ha ha ha!

- Mojo! - Mojo!
- Mojo!

You come back here!

Whoa, girls.

See that?

It's occupied.

Right now
it's transporting

Mojo Jojo
into the past,

which is a little more complicated
than transporting

a hat or
a set of keys,

so it could take
a little longer.

Really, I'm not even sure
if he'll survive.

It could be a rough trip
through the...

[ominous tone]
fifth dimension.

The fifth dimension?!

Yes. That's how
the time portal works.

Imagine this mouse trapped
in a two-dimensional maze,

with no idea there's a third dimension
that it can move in.

Yes. So do we find ourselves
in a four-dimensional world,

seemingly trapped
by space and time.

Unless by moving
in the fifth dimension,

we could overcome
these limitations

and in theory
travel through time.

Well, we should know
pretty soon

if our monkey friend
survives his trip

through
the fifth dimension.

[screaming]

Ha! Looks like he made it.

All right, Professor.
We're going in.

Yeah. We'll bring him back
before he can do any damage.

Oh, I hope so.

Messing around
in the past could have

a major impact
on our present reality.

Yes, you'll have to be
careful as well, girls,

not to affect anybody
or anything.

That means
no superhero stuff.

I mean it.

If anyone in the past
saw you flying

or using
your superpowers,

that could have
consequences as drastic

as anything
Mojo might cause.

Aye aye, Professor.
No superpowers.

Ok. Come on, girls.
Hold hands.

Here we go!

Bye-bye,
Professor.

Good luck, girls.

Whoa! What a trip.

Hmm. What's this?



Ha ha! It worked!

Now, where is he?

WOMAN:
Ok, I'm going to start this movie.

Everybody in their seats?

Good. Mr. Utonium,
can you please get the lights?

NARRATOR:
The town of Townsville...

an ordinary town
on an ordinary main street.

Except for the not-so-ordinary
active volcano.

Kids, here as in any town
near an active volcano,

it's safety first.

Jimmy thought
it would be coolsville

to goof around
this active volcano,

and look what
happened to him.

[gasp]

Lisa liked to hang out
with the wrong crowd.

Unfortunately for her,
it was also the wrong place--

an active volcano--
with dire consequences for Lisa.

Children, talk to your family
about the dangers.

Go on, Junior.
Dad's not going to bite.

Dad, is it ok for me to play
around the volcano?

Son, I'm glad you
asked that question.

NARRATOR:
See? That wasn't so bad.

And now,
the Mayor of Townsville

has a special message
about the volcano.

Hey, kids!
My favorite thing to do

is to throw things
into the volcano.

Try it.
It's great fun!

You mean don't throw
things into the volcano.

No, I mean do throw
things into the volcano.

Oh, we lava you,
Mr. Mayor.

Ha ha ha!
So once again,

it's safety first
with Mr. Active volcano.

TEACHER:
Ms. Keane, can you please
get the lights?

Got 'em, teacher.

Well, I hope you all learned
something from the movie.

Yes, Miss Bellum?

I learned that the Mayor
is a complete idiot.

Yes, well...

um, does anyone have
any questions about the film?

Uh, yes?

I felt that
the subversive use

of metaphoric
circumstance

in the contextual delivery
of the objective matter

underlined a fundamental
misrepresentation

of intrinsic
social values...

It's him!

Negating any redeeming moral
and ethical resolution.

Arrogant little fool!

I saw that, Mr. Utonium!

Ha ha ha!

What?! That brat is
Professor Utonium?

TEACHER:
Mr. Utonium!

What? I was just funnin',
that's all.

Hey, buddy, I'm sorry.

Here, let me
help you there.

[fart]

[laughter]

Why, Matthew!

What? What?

In the kiddy korner,
now!

Yes, Teacher.

Heh heh.
Stooge!

Insolent little whelp!

Now, class, we're going to do
something fun today.

We're going to build a real,
working volcano.

Like, I can barely
contain myself.

Now, if you notice,

you've all been given
some items for--

[rude noise]

Yes, well...

to begin with, take your
milk bottle and put it--

[rude noise]

Mr. Utonium!

Maybe you'd like to join Matthew
in the kiddy korner.

No, man, it's cool.

Don't gotta
threaten me and stuff.

Well, as I was saying,
to begin with,

take your milk bottle
and place it in the bowl.

Then take the clay
and work it in your hands.

Mold the clay around the milk bottle
to form your volcano.

Be sure not to cover up
the mouth of the bottle.

Grr!

Aah!
It's a monster!

It's, like...
It's gonna, like, eat me!

Just look at that brat!

TEACHER:
Ok, now we take our water,

and we carefully pour it
into our volcano.

PROFESSOR:
Yes, monster is thirsty!

Ahh...Monster like water.

Yes, more water, yes!

TEACHER:
And now, very carefully,

we add just two drops
of red coloring fluid.

PROFESSOR:
Blood! Blood!
Blood for monster!

Monster love to drink blood!

So far, so good.

We are now ready to add
our chemicals.

Chemicals. Chemicals!

Teacher!

Being extremely careful
not to add too much at once.

Ha ha ha!
Monster loves chemicals.

Teacher!

Yes?

Mr. Utonium!

Fool! Doesn't he know
that mixture will--

TEACHER:
Stop, drop, roll!
Stop, drop, roll!

MOJO:
Now's my chance!

[coughing]

I hate
the fifth dimension!

I think we're
out of the portal.

Yeah, and into the fire.

I have a feeling
Mojo's been here.

BUTTERCUP:
Come on!

Fire! Fire!

Hey, did you see
an ugly monkey with a--

Martians! Martians!

Professor's right.
We better not fly around.

Looks like we're
hoofing it. Let's go.

Hey,

let's talk
to those kids.

Uh, hello there.
What's happening?

It's the apocalypse!

Pfft.
No, it's not.

That stupid Utonium kid
blew up the science lab.

Shut up!
Where is he?

I don't know.

I saw him.
Some hairy guy carried him away.

Guys! Guys!
Mojo's got the Professor.

Oh, no!

What do we do?

We rescue him
and kick Mojo's butt!

But what's his plan?

Where would Mojo
take the Professor?

Ha! My volcano-top
observ--

what is this?

Curses!

Of course.
In the past,

I have not built
my observatory yet.

Therefore, there is
no observatory.

There is not even a staircase.

[groaning]

Aah!

Man, you are one
ugly hallucination.

I am no hallucination!

I am Mojo Jojo!

I have come from the future
to find you,

Professor Utonium.

Professor Utonium?

Like, what
a kooky nickname.

Now, you listen to me.

You will not be
getting inspired

to create the
Powerpuff Girls today.

What?

Nothing will be
happening to you today,

so nothing will inspire you
to get into science,

and therefore you will not
create the Powerpuff Girls.

And then I, Mojo Jojo,
will rule Townsville!

You're crazy.
I ain't creatin' nothin'.

And science?
Man, forget it. It's dullsville.

Hmm. Nevertheless,

you will accompany me
to my volcano top,

where I will make sure

that nothing interesting
happens to you.

Hey, Daddy-O, like,
cool it with the hooks.

Gotcha!

Ouch.

Ouch.

Ouch!

Enough of
this foolishness.

You will climb.

Like, your attitude's really
starting to bug, Daddy-O.

So, like, I'm gonna
split, man. Dig?

Maybe I'll go create me
some of them

crazy Powderpuff Girls
you keep yapping about.

What? You're going to go create
the Powerpuff Girls now?

Sure. It's a cinch, man.

I'm the Professor,
remember?

No.

Yeah, and what with all
these crazy happenings,

I'm all inspired-like.

Ha ha! So, see you
later, alligator.

You're not going
anywhere, alligator!

Now, you will tell me
what inspired you

to create
the Powerpuff Girls.

What did you do?

Hey, man, like, I don't know
what you're talking about.

Fine, then. If you
will not tell me,

I will be forced to implement
other methods of persuasion.

Hurry, girls.
We might be too late!

Ooh! Can't we
please fly?

No!

Besides, I'm using muscles
I didn't even know I had!

Let me go!

Shut up, brat!

Listen, man.
That was a put-on.

A con. A gag!

I don't believe you.

There is only one way
to stop you, Professor,

and that is
to destroy you!

Aah!

[girls gasp]

GIRLS:
Professor!

Walking schmalking!
Let's fly!

Ha ha ha!

Huh?

Girls?

Ahh...

MOJO:
Aah!

Curses! Double curses!

We're not done yet!

Aah!

BUTTERCUP:
Should we?

BLOSSOM:
I guess we can't
leave him behind.

BUBBLES:
Gotcha!

MOJO:
No! Put me down.
No, don't put me down.

I mean yes--no--aah!

Got...Something.

Almost...Out.

Now...

Huh? Girls?

It was you!
All this time, it was you.

What do you mean,
Professor?

Like I mentioned earlier,

when I was younger,
I was a terrible brat

who had no interest
in education, let alone science.

But one day my life was saved
by these three perfect little girls.

And from then on
I was obsessed

with who they were
and where they came from--

so much so that
I dedicated my life

to trying to create
those perfect little girls.

And it was you
all along!

Oh, girls, I love--

Ok, that's very nice.
Thank you, Professor.

Next up is Mr. Kevin,

who works in the fast-paced
and often dangerous world

of professional
cartooning!

CLASS:
Ahh!

NARRATOR:
So, once again
the days are saved

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls.

But the credit should
go to none other than Mojo Jojo,

who once again had a hand

in helping create
the Powerpuff Girls.

No!

NARRATOR:
Yes!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to ♪

♪ save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come, just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!