04x09 - Stray b*llet

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients chosen to
create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient to the
concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

The city of Townsville's
forest--

a place where
the people of Townsville

come with their families
for some leisure time

to become one with nature
in the warm spring air.

And since it is spring,

it looks like
the animals of Townsville

have their own families
to tend to.

Aww.

Aww.

Aww.

Aww.

Yes, all kinds
of little animal families

going about
their little animal lives.

[bird screeching]

[bird screeching]

Um, Bubbles,
you ok?

[chomp]

[squawk]

Bubbles,
what happened?

Oh, no.
Oh, no.

BUTTERCUP:
What are we gonna
name it when it gets better?

She's so beautiful, we should
call her Lady Josephine.

No, no! Miss Fluffy!
Miss Fluffy!

I think we should
call him Bruce.

- Bruce?!
- Bruce?!

Yes, Bruce.

You can't
call her Bruce!

That's
a boy's name.

Well, how do you
know it's a girl?

How do you know
it's a boy?

[arguing]

BUTTERCUP:
It's a boy, I tell you.
It's a boy.

BLOSSOM:
It's a girl.
- Boy.

- It's a girl.
- Boy.

Squirrels eat nuts,
stupid.

PROFESSOR:
Girls.

I don't think we
should be thinking

about names
right now.

Why don't you come
over here for a minute?

Come here.

Now, I don't know
if our little buddy's gonna make it.

It's very, very sick.

You can fix her,
can't you, Professor?

Well, honey,
I can try,

but squirrels aren't like bikes
and toasters and giant robots.

Sometimes you
just can't fix them.

All you can do
is give it--

Her.

- Give her
food and water

and a warm bed and lots
and lots of love.

Then we just
hope for the best.

But, Professor,

I don't want to have saved her
just to lose her.

Come on, now.

Our little friend's
fast asleep,

and you should be,
too.

We'll see how she's doing
in the morning.

Good night, girls.

[door closes]

[clock ticking]

[cough]

[bottles clanking]

Don't you worry
any more.

You're gonna be
all better.

[drip drip drip]

Good night.

PROFESSOR:
Girls.

Girls, wake up.

How's the squirrel?

Shh! She's asleep
right now.

We'll know how she is
when she wakes up.

[telephone buzzing]

Hello?

[robotically]
Powerpuff Girls,
I need your help.

Come quickly.

Um, the Mayor
needs help.

Well, what are you
waiting for?

Fwoo! Fwoo! Fwoo!

Oh, don't worry.

I'll keep an eye
on her.

Go on, sweetie.

I think I can
handle this on my own.

[beeping]

Unhand the Mayor,
you, you...

There's nobody here.

Mayor, why did you...

Hello?

Hello?!

What's this thing?

I know.

It's broken!

Well, that was
pretty pathetic.

Who do you think
left it here?

Who do you think?

All right, Mojo.
What are you up to now?

MOJO:
Ah, Powerpuff Girls.

Finally you have arrived.

I am pleased!

It is obvious to me

that my cybernetic techno-beacon
is functioning properly

and controlling
your adolescent minds,

thus brainwashing you

into coming to
my place of residence.

Brainwashed?

Puh-leeze.

T-T-Then why
are you here?!

You had your logo
all over it,

you egomaniac.

Well, that works, too.

Mojo, you dork!

Haven't you learned
that your fancy inventions

will never stop us?

As a matter of fact,
I have.

That's why I put
flypaper on the floor.

[whistling]

[ding]

[ding]

[footsteps]

Unh! Unh! Unh!

Unh! Unh! Unh!

Eww, eww, eww!
My hair! My hair!

[growl]

- Aah! - Aah!
- Aah!

What? Who?

Hee hee hee!

Miss Fluffy!

- Lady Josephine!
- Bruce!

You're ok!
All right!

We're so glad
we found you!

You were amazing!
I can't believe it!

Yeah. You really
beat the poop out of Mojo.

Hey, how'd she get
superpowers, anyway?

Um, well, uh,

I kind of sort of gave her
a little Chemical X.

Cool! Now he can
fight crime with us.

I don't know.

I think there's something
we have to do first.

[slurp slurp]

[slurp slurp]

[feedback]

Testing. Testing.
Is this thing on?

One, two.

Uhh! It's on!

May I have
your attention, please?

Friends, family,
esteemed colleagues,

we are gathered here today
for a momentous occasion.

Bubbles, translate!

Oh, yeah!

[cheeping]

Today, for the first
time ever...

[cheeping]

we have discovered
an individual...

whose bravery...

strength...

and agility...

have proven her worthy
to be a member

of our exclusive
organization.

The Powerpuff Girls!

[cheeping]

Professor, clap.

Hmm? Oh, uh, yay!

And so, dubbed
with the appropriate "B" name...

Bruce begins
with a "B!"

Shh!

I hereby dub thee...

Powerpuff b*llet!

Woo hoo! Yeah!

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!

Ha ha ha! Yeah!

Woo hoo!

Ooh ooh ooh ooh!

She ate it!

She ate it! She ate it!
She ate it! She ate it!

[buzzing]

I got it!

Yes, Mayor?

We're on it.

Well, b*llet, are you
up for saving some world?

[chattering]

- Go...
- Team...

- Powerpuff!

[alarm sounding]

[sniffing]

[screaming]

[cats meowing]

- Aah!
- Aah!

[crowd cheering]

[glug glug glug]

TV:
And that was our
furry friend the beaver.

Now let's take a look

at the clever and endearing
forest squirrel.

A highly intelligent creature

known for its charm
and resourcefulness,

the common North American
tree squirrel

is a natural acrobat.

Tss! That's nothing!

b*llet can jump miles
further than that.

Of course she can.
b*llet can fly, silly.

My point exactly.

Tee hee! Yeah.

b*llet's the best
super-squirrel

in the whole
wide world.

No. b*llet's the best
any kind of squirrel

in the whole wide world.

No. b*llet's the best
any kind of animal

in the whole wide...

Where's she going?

BLOSSOM:
b*llet, slow down!

You're going
too fast!

[chattering]

Yeah, b*llet,
kick some tail!

[screech]

- Yay! - Yay!
- Yay!

[chattering]

- Woo hoo!
- Yay! - Yay!

GIRLS:
b*llet!

Come on, b*llet!
Time to go home!

Wow, b*llet,

you really saved the day
for those animals.

Yeah, and way to
live up to your name!

[rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat]

Tee hee hee hee!

That mean old hawk
never knew what hit him.

[laughing]

Right, b*llet?

b*llet?

Hey, where
you going?

[cheeping]

[chattering]

What's he saying?

She says she's worried
about the animals,

and she thinks
she should stay here.

- No!
- No!

Tell him we
need him.

Tell her
to stay with us!

Tell her we'll give her
all the nuts she wants!

Tell him he can chew
on the furniture

even though
the Professor yelled at him.

[cheeping]

Is she telling her?

How should I know?

I don't speak
"squirrel."

- What did she say?
- What did he say?

She said she would
come home with us.

- Whew.
- Whew.

But I told her
to stay here.

- What?!
- What?!

- Why?
- Traitor.

She belongs here
in the forest

just like we belong
in Townsville.

The animals need her
to protect them

just like
the townspeople need us.

Crime fighting won't be
the same without you.

[kiss]

[chattering]

Aw, we'll never
find anybody

who can stranglehold
like you.

Uh, she says,
"me, too."

[animal screeching]

[chattering]

[Narrator cheeping]

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come
just in time... ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Powerpuff! ♪