04x10 - Forced Kin

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients chosen to
create the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient to the
concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville.

Hmm.
Nothing strange, weird,

or out of the ordinary
happening today.

Huh?

I see something--

huge!

BUBBLES:
It's gonna fire at us.

What are we gonna do?

There's only one thing
we can do.

Right.
On my mark.

Powerpuff...

starburst...

ray.

TOGETHER:
Go! Huh?

How did it
know?

[all scream]

[crash]

[beeping]

BUTTERCUP:
We got to think
of something fast.

Wing plan "R."

But we only use that
when--

It's when
right now.

Assume positions.

Look.

BUBBLES:
What do we do now?

I don't know.

But we better
launch this thing fast.

Run for cover!

Girls, I'm afraid
there's no choice but for

Plan X-Q.

Are you crazy?!

It hasn't been
tested yet.

You got any better ideas?

Uh...No.

Good.
You know the procedure.

Oh, no.

ALL:
It predicted us again.

I think
we're in trouble.

That thing knows everything
we're gonna do.

Before we do it.

Maybe we need some--

[gasps]
Don't say it.

Help.

Nooo!

This alien force
is the most evil

of all the evils
we have encountered.

And if we don't stop it,
it will surely destroy us all.

And the only way to stop it
is to think like it does...

evil.

So, we must enlist the aid

of the most evilest
of evil minds.

Fool!

All the fruit
is bruised.

Look at this egg.
Look at this egg.

And this French bread
is too hard.

No comprende.

Firm it is suppose to be,
peon,

but not as firm this.

Therefore, it is too firm,
and I won't pay.

What you mean
you won't pay, man?

Just because you're
a supervillain,

you think you can
waltz in here and not pay?

Yes.

[laughing evilly]

You are an evil
man-like creature.

Me? I am not just evil.
I am extremely evil.

I am the most evil
of all evil beings.

Nothing is more evil.

BLOSSOM:
You're right.

Powerpuffs, don't
interrupt me being evil.

We don't want to.
We want you to be evil.

- What?
- What?

Well, uh,
we need your help, Mojo.

Me help you? Ha!

Please,
Mr. Mojo?

Ha ha ha!

What a jerk!

Hee hee hee!

Look, there's an alien force
that's attacking us.

So?

It's going to destroy
the world.

Good. Where is
the bad in that?

Well, if the world
is destroyed,

then you're destroyed.

Oh.

So we need you
to help us.

But how?

By helping us to think evil.

And if we can think evil,
we'll be able to anticipate

what evil the evil alien force
will be thinking of.

So, you gonna
help us or not?

No. I cannot
help you.

If you don't help us,

that alien force
will come down here

and destroy everything
in the evilest way imaginable.

[sob]
Beautiful!
It's so evil.

It's even more evil
than...

uh, uh...

- You?
- No. No. No.

I can understand
if you're scared, Mojo.

I mean, it's awfully evil
and powerful and--

it'll probably be
pretty hard to battle

what could be the most
powerfully evil being

in the universe.

And we wouldn't want you
to be replaced

as the world's
evilest villain.

Hmm? Destroy? Replace? Destroy?

Ok, I'll destroy it
from destroying the world.

Then I will
destroy the world.

And then you will know
who is the evilest.

Great! What do we do first?

Well, first, in order to be evil,
you have to look evil.

Good!

Uh, Mojo, don't
you think--

Patience!

The next step in being evil
is being mean.

[squeak]

Aww.
Isn't it cute?

[stomp]
Aargh!

[squeak squeak]

MOJO:
Ok, you try.

[squish]

Wah! Wah!

Mojo, can we please--

First, you have to be mean.

Oh, for crying out loud!

[squeak squeak]

There!

Good!

All right,
now, let's see this alien force.

Wow! No way!

GIRLS:
What? What?

By blasting the dam,

he's gonna send a wall of water
rushing to the nearby power plant

causing uranium rods
to topple into the reactor core,

causing total meltdown.

Beautiful. You are a worthy
opponent, Mr. Spaceman.

I salute your
villainy.

GIRLS:
Mojo!

Oh, right.
Now, let's see.

Oh, you little rascal.

GIRLS:
What's it doing?

Cheese.

It's doing
cheese?

No, you must gather all the stinky
cheese you can gather.

But what--

Just do it!

I think
Mojo's lost it.

BUTTERCUP:
I don't think
he ever had it.

Ah, yes. He's doing
just as I knew he would do.

Attraction unit
attached to the earth

will activate a magnetic device

which will magnetically
induce magnetism,

which will be
spontaneously reciprocated

by the moon unit,

creating a magnetic beam
between the 2 points,

resulting in a repositioning
of the earth,

so that the polar ice caps
are closer to the sun,

causing the frozen wasteland
to totally...

melt down!

Unleashing...

[crash]

A woolly, big problem.

GIRLS:
Oh! Eww! Gross!

Yucky! Stinky cheese! Pooh!

BLOSSOM:
All right, Mojo.

BUTTERCUP:
We got your
stinking cheese.

BUBBLES:
Now, what do you
want us to--

Silence!

Look.

GIRLS:
Holy cow!

MOJO:
No, woolly mammoth.

Now, I want you
to plant the cheese

on the mammoth.

But what's cheese
gonna do?

Quickly!

Cheese!

BUBBLES:
Well, that was stupid.

BLOSSOM:
We just made him stink.

When with one punch
he'd be extinct.

Silence!

Observe.

[squeak]

[roars]

[squeaking]

[stomping]

[squeaking]

[squeaking]

Ha! Nice try,
you cosmic creep!

That was genius
but not as genius as Mojo.

GIRLS:
Yay! Woo! Mojo!

[girls cheering]

Huh?

[girls still cheering]

Shut up!

Listen.

Well, I can't hear
any--

there it is again.

What?

The sound of evil.

Evil brainwashing waves
making their way

to some unsuspecting victim.

The super tri-ilium
phantom-powered

m*ssile-launching
software is ready.

Good.

Send it to the government
m*ssile control.

[tires screech]

Insured.

MOJO:
And when the chosen victim

picks up on the silent
but deadly rays,

his brain
will completely melt down.

Right in the middle of the ocean
lies an active volcano.

Blossom, go there
and freeze the cap.

Buttercup, Bubbles,

I need you to heat the surface
of the alien spacecraft.

What does any of that have to do
with evil brainwaves?

Who's the evil genius
around here?

Now, go!

Yes, indeed, an evil genius
I may be.

But if the girls fail
to coordinate this offensive,

you, my malevolent brother,
shall have bested me.

Proving beyond
a shadow of a doubt

that you are more eviler.

This is stupid.
You're stupid.

[doorbell rings]

Get the door,
stupid.

Package for Timmy.

But I didn't order
anything.

It's the new game,
stupid.

Oh, yeah.
Hmm--

Hurry!

Put it in, now!

Press start, stupid.

Cool.
Look at it.

It's so 3-D.

That's because
it's DVD, stupid.

MAILMAN:
Package for
government m*ssile control.

Virtual b*mber?
What's this?

Beats me.
Put it in, stupid.

Cool. It looks
all low-tech.

That's because
it's vector graphic, stupid.

[alarm sounding]

Uh, sir,
I think we have a problem.

Shut up!
I'm in a meeting.

But, sir,
a single heat-seeker m*ssile

has just
unexpectedly launched.

Not now. Can't you see
he's beating me?

MOJO:
Ah, yes.
Just as I suspected.

The poor unsuspecting Timmy

has unexpectedly launched
a heat-seeking m*ssile.

I only hope those Puffy Girls
have done their job,

or I shall no longer be
the most evil.

BUTTERCUP:
All right, Mojo.

BUBBLES:
We've done our job.

BLOSSOM:
Now, what?

Now, we watch to see
who's evil is most evil.

BLOSSOM:
But, Mojo, the m*ssile is headed
right for the volcano.

MOJO SARCASTICALLY:
Oh, is it?

[beeping]

[expl*si*n]

[crash]

Ha! Ha! Ha!
Take that!

Who's bad? Who's bad?
Who's bad?

Who's bad?
Uh-oh.

That was horrible.

That was my idea!

I've always wanted
to do that!

Ohh! I've wanted
to do that, too!

It is exactly as I imagined.

Girls, we must
act immediately

and stop this alien force
from stealing all my evil plans.

You must, I repeat, you must

follow my instructions
perfectly.

First, you will...
[whispering]

and you...
[whispering]

Ok, according
to Mojo's plans,

the main shut off valve
should be right--huh?

It's missing!

[both gasp]

Curses!

That's just what
I wanted to do.

Curses! This cannot be.

This alien force
has outmatched even me.

Hmm, that rhymed.

But Mojo can outsmart
as well.

And the success
of my counter plan...

will soon tell.
Ha ha ha ha!

This is stupid.

But I got to do
what I got to do.

Huh?

Aah! This cannot be true.

This alien force
has predetermined

my every counterattack.

Argh!

Argh!

Mojo.

BUTTERCUP:
Your plans
aren't working.

BLOSSOM:
What do we do?

Of course
they're working.

The tornado, the oil thing,
the burning--all mine!

All my ideas,
and they all worked.

Mojo's lost it.
We're on our own, girls.

Let's just hope
this alien force

doesn't predict
our every move.

- Aah! - Aah!
- Aah!

[crash]

Sure, baby, we can paint it red.
It's my town.

We can paint it any color
you like.

Uh, excuse me,
Mr. Mayor.

There's a Mr. Alien Force
here to see you.

He says it's urgent.

Tell him I'm busy.
Tell him I--

[expl*si*n]

Hey!

What's gives?

Are you the leader
of these creatures?

Uh, no. I was just
using the phone.

I'll just be on my way now.
Make yourself at home.

Come along,
Ms. Bellum.

Uh, sir, don't you think--

Argh! I wanted to destroy
that ugly and tasteless museum.

No, not my evil star ray.

My idea...Again.

My transmogriphying
omni-lateral seismic destructotron.

No! My laboratory!

Only all my evil plans
and devices...

destroyed!

Earth creatures,

the destruction
of your dwelling area

is now complete.

I am now your new leader.

No! That is my line.
I've always wanted to say that.

And you will now bow down to me.

Yes! Just like that!

No! No!

No!

Argh!

Argh!

[screeching]

You have broken my dreams!

Aah!

[clanging]

Argh!

[clang]

[crash]

[grunting]

[robot crying]

Say it!

You...

Say it!

[crying]

Say it!

You are the most evil!

[crash]

And don't you forget it.

CITIZENS:
Hooray!

Huh?

[cheering]

GIRLS:
Oh, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

Mojo, you did
really good.

Good?

You saved us.

Saved? But...But....

BUBBLES:
Yes, Mojo,
you're our hero.

Hero?

[crowd cheering]

MAN:
Mojo the hero!

No! No! No!

I am a villain!
Do you hear me? Villain.

Are you not sane?
I do not do good. I am bad.

I am evil.
I am the most evil.

NARRATOR:
And so, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to Mojo Jojo.

No!

Yep! You're the goodest good guy
ever to have done good.

MOJO:
No!

NARRATOR:
Yup! You're good.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come
just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come
just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Powerpuff ♪