05x03 - Toast Of The Town - Divide And Conquer

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl,

but Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction...

Chemical "X."

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their
ultra-super powers,

Blossom, Bubbles,
and Buttercup

have dedicated their lives
to fighting crime

and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville,

which is run
by the Mayor.

Yes, the Mayor...
The tenacious man

with the rock-steady
fortitude

and stability
of a concrete pillar,

who's able to keep
his fair town running

like a well-oiled machine.

Yes, he is the very backbone
of Townsville...

Unless he doesn't
get his way.

Mayor want toast!
Mayor want toast!

Mr. Mayor,
please understand,

I am a scientist,

not a repairman.

You need to take
your toaster

to a factory-
authorized service center

and have it
professionally serviced

by a qualified technician.

Mayor want toast!

All right, all right!

I'll have a look
at your toaster.

But then I've
got to get back to my experiments.

Oh, goody, goody!

[rattling]

Is it done yet?

No.

How about now?

No.

Now?

No.

Now it's done,
right?

No, no, no,
it's not done.

Look, I don't
really know what I'm doing,

so it's gonna
take a while.

Why don't you
just wait over there,

and I'll let
you know when I'm finished.

Oh...Ok.

[rattling]

And don't touch anything!

[beeping]

Ooh...What does this button do?

[loud rumbling]

[expl*si*n]

Whee! Do it again!
Do it again!

Oh, no.

You're gonna sit right here,

be a good
little Mayor,

and stay put
while I work on your toaster.

And if you're quiet,

you can have
some candy.

Good boy.

[candy rattling]

Say, these
are all lemon!

Somebody ate
all the Goody cherry candies!

Mayor want cherry!
Mayor want cherry!

Here, cherry.

Now please,
let me work in peace.

Oh, goody! Oops.

Uh-oh.

Ooh!

[beeping]

Ooh! Another shiny button.

[alarm blaring]

Help! Help!

Huh?

[alarm stops]

Ooh...

[computer beeping]

Mayor? He's being too quiet.

Mayor,
what are you...

doing?!

[humming]

Mayor want hair.

No! Mayor, stop!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Mayor gotta hair!
Mayor gotta hair!

Yummy "X" powder
made Mayor's hair grow!

Professor. Professor?

Your hair wasn't
the only thing

that grew, Mr. Mayor.

Wowie zowie.

Wowie zowie, indeed.

Have you no shame?

A grown man your age
gallivanting around like a little child,

not doing
what you're told!

"Mayor wanna this.
Mayor wanna that."

You, Mr. Mayor, are
nothing but a baby,

a big, big,
big baby.

Wah! Don't say that!

Wah!

[crash]

Professor,
what's going on?

Oh, it's
the Mayor, girls.

He got into
my Chemical "X,"

so I scolded him.

And now he's run off pouting.

Better get
the Antidote "X" ready.

Come on, girls!

Whoa! Neato!

Hello, folks.
Having fun on the choo-choo?

[screaming]

Ha ha ha!
Funny, screamy people.

Ah, cool.

[bzzzz]

Yow!

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

You mean old train.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Yow!

Ooh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Aah!

ALL:
Uh!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Mayor, calm down.

Calm?!
Mean genie blinded me!

Mayor can't see
because of the mean genie!

Mayor, it's just a statue.

See?

Oh.

Well, I no likey,

and I no likey
all these big, mean,

hard, pointy
buildings either.

They give me
boo-boos and ouchies.

You know, this town
should be made

of softer, nicer
buildings!

Mayor, there won't
be any town left

if you don't
come back

to the Professor's
lab with us

and take
some Antidote "X."

but I don't want to take
no Animo "X"!

[crying]

[sobbing]

Mayor?

We wanted to see
if you were all right.

Yeah. Who knew
you were such a big baby?

I no baby!

Youse is
just as mean

as that mean old
Professor!

Girls, I've got
the Antidote "X."

Oh, Mr. Mayor,

I brought you
something yummy.

It's yummy
yum-yum time.

Make sure he drinks
all of it, girls.

Mmm, looky,
Mayor.

Yummy-yummy
happy juice.

Mmm-mm! Mmm-mm!
Mmm-mm!

It's cherry flavored!

Mayor no wanna!

Oh, now what?

[screech]

MS. BELLUM:
Mr. Mayor,

don't you think
you're being a bit immature?

Oh, stop it!

More big, fancy words!

I'll show you
how amputured I am!

Ah!

ALL:
Oh, no!
He's got Miss Bellum!

Yes, the Mayor has Miss Bellum

following
an afternoon of high-jinks

that has
terrorized Townsville.

Let's go
to chopper Pete,

who's live
on the scene.

What can you tell us, Pete?

Pete:
Thank you, Stanley.

The Mayor seems to keep
yelling out

something about toast.

Mayor want toast!

Back off,
you pesky whirlybirds!

You, too.

BLOSSOM:
Mr. Mayor, will you
please just take the Antidote "X"

so we can end this
and all go home?

I ain't taking
nothing till I get what I want.

What is it
that you want?

Mayor want toast!

[echoing]
Toast...Toast...Toast...

But big mean old Professor

won't fix
Mayor's toaster!

Um...Ha ha ha ha.

ALL:
Professor!

Oh, all right.
I'll do it.

[snoring]

[struggling]

This job definitely
doesn't pay enough.

[softly]
♪ Mayor ♪

Wah! I didn't do it.
It was the monkey.

Mayor, it's only us.

Oh.

We brought you
something.

ALL:
♪ Oh, Mayor ♪

Hmm!

Now what?

I want the crusts cut off.

Why, I ought to--

look out.

Here you go.
No crusts.

And a glass of milk.

That does it!
I say we kick his--

It's ok, Buttercup.

Hold this.

Ok, Mayor, here's your milk.

Now will you please
eat your toast?

Well...

Ok.

[chomp chomp chomp]

[slurp]

Ah...

ALL:
Yay!

CROWD:
Yay!

ALL:
Yay!

ALL:
See you, Mayor.

Wah!

Mayor too high!
Mayor wants to get down!

Mayor wants
to get down!

NARRATOR:
Aw, quiet, you big baby.

Narrator wanna say,
"so once again,

the day is saved, thanks to...
The Powerpuff Girls!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville,

where the most dastardly,

most vile,
most crooked degenerates

plot their most
wicked schemes...

Or not.

All right, fellas,

we're going to commit a crime.

All right, Junior,
you go over there

and lift one of those.

Me? No way.

Why doesn't Slim go?

He's taller.

Me? No.
Why don't you go?

You're the boss man.

Huh? I can't go.

I'm the getaway driver.

But you don't
have a car.

Ah...Junior,
you go over.

No way!

Why don't you go, boss?

[all talking at once]

[whistling]

Ha ha ha!

Let's get out of here!

To the hideout!

Yeah!

Yeah, this is the life,
the life of crime.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ok, fellas, it's time
to divide up the loot.

Ok, so, one for me...

One for Slim...

and one
for Junior there.

Wow! Thanks!

Wait a minute!

Let's try that again.

One for me,
one for Slim,

One...No, wait.

One for...
One for me, uh...

one for Slim...

MS. KEANE:
One and one equals...

Anybody?

- Uh...
- Hmm...

- Hmm...
- Uh....

Me, me, me, me, me!

Bubbles.

One and one is 2, Ms. Keane.

That's right.
One and one equals 2.

Thank you, Bubbles.

You're welcome,
Ms. Keane.

Oh, please!
This is so boring.

Well, I like math.

The number 2
looks like a swan.

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ Oh, Mr. Swanny Swan,
swan, la da dee doo doo ♪

♪ Mr. Swanny Swan ♪

We shouldn't be stuck here
doing stupid math.

We should be
out fighting crime.

We should be kicking--

Fighting crime is important,
Buttercup,

but learning
about numbers is important, too.

Like, for example,
knowing how to count.

Oh, come on, Blossom.
Everybody knows how to count.

What idiot doesn't know
how to count?

One...

Oh, one...

Uh, one...

One.

Here.
Let me have a try.

It can't be that difficult.

Ah, so you're calling me
an idiot, are you?

Well, that's rich,
coming from you.

I know what
you're up to.

You want the whole
thing for yourself.

Ah, give me that!

[fighting]

Hey, fellas,
check this out.

Look!

ALL:
Wow!

Wow! It divided,

and so it...
multiplied.

Multi...

...plied.
...plied.

- Multiplied.
- Multiplied.

- Multiplied.
- Multiplied.

- Multiplied.
- Multiplied.

ALL:
Multiplied.

TOGETHER:
Multiplied.

Multiplied.

Multiplied.

Multiplied.

MS. KEANE:
And that's how you multiply.

Now...How to divide.

Hmph!

Lookit. The number 8
can also be...

a pair of glasses!

I can see


Hee hee hee!

"How...
to...Divide."

[all talking at once]

New criminals of Townsville,

unite!

[cheers and applause]

Only moments ago,
we were just a few,

but now...

We're a lot more!

[cheers and applause]

Brothers,
march forward to destiny,

as we unleash our
criminal genius on Townsville.

Let's steal...
Another orange!

[silence]

Uh...How about, uh...

All the oranges?

[loud cheers]

[chanting "Oranges!"]

BUBBLES:
"Caw caw."

"What?"

"Oh, yes.
That's right, Mr. Swanny.

"Miss Number 3, who is
really a little birdie,

has come to visit."

Oh, in the whole city
of Townsville,

there has to be a crime

being committed right now
by someone.

[buzzing]

Now that's
what I'm talking about!

Hello.

MAYOR:
Yes. Powerpuff Girls?

Oh, we've got trouble.

Oh. Oh, yes.

What's
the problem, Mayor?

Oh, dear.
The Amoeba Boys

have stolen
all of the oranges

in Townsville,
and...Oh, my.

And now
the whole city...

Oh, dear! No!

Now we all
have scurvy.

Aah!

BUBBLES:
If we don't do something quick,

then everyone
in Townsville will get

yellowish, flaky skin,
spongy purple gums,

and painful
swollen joints!

We've got to find
the Amoeba Boys and stop them.

To find
the Amoeba Boys,

we've got to find
the oranges.

But Blossom, they've
already taken all the oranges.

Not exactly.

BOTH:
Yeah!

[woman screaming]

Aah!

[laughing]

Well, that's it, boys--

The last
of the oranges.

Well, you may have all the oranges in
Townsville, boys.

But how do you like
these apples?

Hey, it's
the Powerpuff Girls.

Ha! If the Powerpuff Girls
are after us,

that means we're really
real criminals.

ALL:
Yeah!

All right, girls.

It's time to teach
these protozoans a lesson.

That's right,
sister.

We're gonna teach
them a lesson...

BOTH:
In math!

Math?

First, a little lesson
in division.

One...

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Divided by one...

equals...

Oh, she's gonna hit me.

Wa-hoo!

And now
some multiplication.

One...

times one...

Wa-ha-ha-hoo!

Equals one!

Yippee!

- Ha ha ha!
- Hee hee hee!

Hey, check this out.

Addition!

One...

Yay!

Plus one...

equals one!

Wait.

Now, here's
where it gets tricky.



equals...

BOTH:
One!

Ha ha ha!
Oh, yeah.


Huh?

And now, 27...

Divided by 27...

BOTH:
Equals one!

Ha ha ha...

Oh, yeah?

Well, 7 times 3...

equals...

One.

Ah...

So, what does
that leave us?

Now, let's see...



Yowwee...

Nothing more,
nothing less.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

ALL:
Oh, yes.

Well, fellas, we
can call ourselves real criminals now.

We're in jail,
we got beaten

by those
Powerpuff Girls,

and we got our own
"Wanted" poster.

ALL:
Yeah!

NARRATOR:
And so, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to
the power of math!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!