05x08 - Pee Pee G's - Boys Toys

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra ingredient
to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville

in the wee,
wee hours of the morning.

The rains are gone,

and the sun is
shining brightly.

The grasses are green
with flowers abloom,

the birds are singing,
the winter is finally past,

and the sweet smell of spring
is in the air.

No more wet days for
the people of Townsville.

That's right.

And no more wet days
for the Powerpuff Girls.

What the...

TOGETHER: I didn't do it!

She did it!

You did it!

I didn't do it!

Wait!

I'm sure there's
a perfectly good explanation.

Hmm. I know.

Maybe the rains blew in
through the open window.

Nope, I don't
think so.

Hey, maybe pipes leaked
through the ceiling.

Nope, dry as
a nomad's lips

in the Sahara
Desert.

Blossom,
maybe you spilled

your glass of
water last night.

I didn't get up for a glass
of water last night.

Maybe you slept upside down
and drooled everywhere.

I didn't sleep
upside down last night.

Maybe the waterbed
leaked.

We don't have
a waterbed.

Hmm.

I know!

Maybe somebody whizzed
in the bed last night.

[buzzing]

[screeching]

Let's split up.

[thinking]
I didn't do it.

It must have been
Buttercup.

She was exceptionally
defensive.

Ow!

[thinking]
It had to have
been Blossom.

She's such
a heavy sleeper.

I know it was her.

[splash]

[thinking]
Bubbles is
such a baby.

It had to be her.
I just know it.

Ugh!

[screeching]

NARRATOR:
Girls, snap out of it!

Townsville needs you!

Oh, we should have finished
that squid off hours ago.

We were
pathetic!

Listen, you two,
we were all pee-occupied--

I--I mean,
preoccupied.

Our minds were obviously
on something else.

I'm sure it was just
a one-time thing,

and everything will be
back to normal

tomorrow morning.

Now, if you don't mind,
I'm gonna get some rest.

Good night.

NARRATOR:
The city of town--

Whoa, Nellie!

See, Bubbles?
I knew it was you.

Oh, yeah? How do you
know it wasn't Blossom?

Buttercup, I bet
it was you!

You were the first one
to point the finger.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you
were obviously

the most distracted
yesterday.

Oh, really?

Well, Bubbles has
more problems

than the two of us
combined.

True.

Oh, that's funny,

coming from the person

who sleeps in the middle
of the bed!

What?!

[talking at once]

[muffled voices
and banging]

[g*nshots]

ANNOUNCER:
This just in.

With a less-than-perfect
match yesterday

with Townsville's
deadly spectacle of tentacles,

the Powerpuff Girls
are nowhere to be seen

as an evil,
fire-breathing mallard

wreaks havoc on our city.

What would normally be
duck soup for the girls

is turning into
a stewy situation without them.

NARRATOR:
The city of Towns--

Oh, come on!

I've heard of
toilet humor,

but this is
ridiculous.

TOGETHER:
I didn't do it.

CHILDREN:










[thinking]
I know it wasn't me.

Maybe it was me.

[thinking]
I couldn't have done it,
I couldn't have done it!

I couldn't have done it...
Could I?

[thinking]
I'm the most mature.

Logic dictates
that I'm innocent.

Doesn't it?

[ringing]

Bye, children.
See you tomorrow.

Bye, kids.

Whew! Man, I sure
could use a--

Heh heh! Blossom!

What are you
still doing here?

So, what do you
think, Professor?

[thinking]
I can do this, I can do this,
I can do this, I can do this,

I can do this,
I can do this.

Ahem.

Nocturnal enuresis is caused
by numerous factors,

and according to the type

and severity of
the child's condition,

the usual causes range from a lack

of sufficient antidiuretic
hormone levels at night

to a number of different
physical factors.

And although
nocturnal enuresis

usually works
itself out over time,

the modern consensus
amongst pediatricians

is that persistent
nocturnal enuresis,

if left untreated,
can leave a child

with self-esteem issues

as well as negatively affect
its social development.

Now, aren't you glad
we had this talk?

So, Ms. Keane, you understand
the problem?

Blossom, you have
a common condition

that's perfectly
normal and common.

Fortunately,

the problem usually
fixes itself eventually,

so in the meantime,

here are some pamphlets
you can read up on.

So, what do you think?

I really need
your expert opinion.

Why, everyone has an accident
one time or another--

uh, some more than others.

That's why
I wear these--

discreet
and comfortable,

giving you the freedom
and confidence you deserve.

See? It says so
right here.

Wait, Bubbles.
Don't go!

These'll
change your life.

Avoid unpleasant,
embarrassing wetness,

and reclaim your
fountain of youth.

[muffled mechanical sound]

Whew. Hey, Buttercup.

There's nothing like
quenching your thirst

with something
cold and wet. Ha ha!

Hey, where are
your sisters?

[tires screeching]

[crash]

It was an accident.

[water running]

[children laughing]

[quacking]

WOMAN:
Oh, boy, wait till your mother
hears about this!

You're in a lot
of trouble, sonny!

You're in a lot of trouble!
You're in a lot of trouble!

Why, everyone has an accident
one time or another--

some more than others.

[water dripping]

You have a condition...

[water dripping]

Now, aren't you glad
we had this talk?

WOMAN: You're in
a lot of trouble, sonny!

Wear these.

PROFESSOR:
Nocturnal enuresis.

Cold and wet.

Read up.

MAN:
It was an accident.

WOMAN:
You're in a lot of trouble!

PROFESSOR:
Cold and wet.

You have a condition...

MAN:
It was an accident.

WOMAN:
You're in a lot of trouble!

You're in a lot...

You're in a...

You're in...
You're in...

You're in...
You're in...

Wear these.

PROFESSOR:
Nocturnal enuresis...

Cold and wet.
Cold and wet.

You have a condition...

MAN:
Accident.

Accident.

Accident.

Man, I'm beat.

Sure am tired.

I can hardly keep
my eyes open.

Well, then,
I guess it's good night.

Sleep tight.

Don't let the
bedbugs bite.

[crashing]

Did you
hear that?

It sounded like it was right
below our windows.

Shh! Pretend
to be asleep!

[footsteps]

[door creaking open]

[zipper opening,
water running]

- You! - You!
- You!

Eh heh heh heh!
Uh, you caught me.

[zip]
Ahem.

So it was you
the whole time!

But why?

Ha ha!
Well, you see--

BLOSSOM:
I know why.

You knew exactly
what would happen.

By pouring water on our bed
and wetting our sheets,

you knew we would
misinterpret our situation.

With our
confidence ruined...

Our sleep deprivation
at an all-time high...

And our teamwork
totally trashed...

You could take
over the world!

That's why you did it,
Mojo, isn't it?

No. I just don't
like you.

[snickering]

[laughing]

You should have
seen your faces when--

Ooh hoo ha ha ha!

Ha ha! "You did it!"
Ooh h* h*! "No, you did!"

Ha ha ha!
"I didn't do it!"

Ah ha ha h* h*!

Ha ha ha ha!

Uh...Ahh...

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Oh, ha hee hee hee!

[water running]

Oh!

Uh-oh.

[girls laughing]

Shut up!
Shut up!

It's not what
it looks like!

My water bottle broke.

It's not funny!

Shut up!

NARRATOR:
Gee whiz,

you girls are number one
in my book.

Ah ha ha ha ha!
Uh, so much for my dry wit.

And so, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to
the Powerpuff Girls.

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville.

Another joyful,
loving, playful day

in a caring, good old-fashioned,
happy-go-lucky,

just gettin' along
kind of town--

with the occasional traffic
due to superhero fighting.

PRINCESS:
Now, look, monkeybutt.
It's real simple.

Take your cheap,
good-for-nothing,

lazy soy latte, honey,
and leap out a high window,

'cause you're breathing
my air, and you are fired!

Oh! Man, my mom can be
such a pain in the butt.

Carmichael, why are we
not moving?!

[muffled]
Carmichael!

Oh! Never mind.
I'll look for myself.

[horns honking]

What is that?

The Powerpuff Girls?

[gasps]

Why, look who it is--
the Powerpuff Girls.

I am so gonna
sue your--

Wait. You're not
the Powerpuff Girls.

We're the
Rowdyruff Boys, toots.

We were fightin'
the Powerpuff Girls

and decided to take
a break in your car.

Which reminds me,
idiots...

we forgot to kick
some Powerpuff butt.

Let's go!

Oh, my gosh!
This is perfect!

Carmichael,
watch the car.

Get ready, boys.

[screaming]

GIRLS:
Princess?!

Hey, not bad.

Nice landing.

Losers.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

Ohh! All this time
I wanted to be a Powerpuff Girl,

but there was
one problem.

They're good,
and I'm evil.

Now, this is
so perfect.

Just look at
you guys.

You're just like them,
but evil like me!

So, when you gonna
welcome me into the group?

Hee hee! Ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

Welcome you into
the group!

Ha ha ha!
That's rich.

Yeah. I mean,
we're the same.

We're powerful,
short, evil,

and we all hate
the Powerpuff Girls, right?

You the same as us?

Ha! You gotta be
kiddin' me.

No, wait. I have
weapons, money,

a high threshold
for pain.

Hello! We're the
Rowdyruff Boys,

and you are a lame,
sissy, baby girl!

But--
- Besides...

anything a stupid girl can do,
boys can do better!

Watch.

Ha ha ha!
Silly girl.

Go and play with your dolls
at tea parties.

BLOSSOM:
All right, Princess,

you want to explain
why you ruined

maybe our only chance to beat
the Rowdyruff Boys?

Yeah, before
we pound you.

[crying]

Don't think we'll
go easy on you

just 'cause
you're crying.

Wait,
Buttercup.

Princess,
what's wrong?

Those boys
said I wasn't

good enough to
join their team

because I'm
a stupid girl,

and boys
are better.

TOGETHER:
They said what?!

Oh, yeah.

And they also said stuff
about you guys--

like you have
ugly hair...

[gasp]

And that you fight
like girls...

[gasp]

And you're
really stupid.

Oh!

Please,

you have to let me
be a Powerpuff Girl.

It's the only way
to defeat them.

I have a plan
and everything.

This better be good,
Princess.

It will be,
I promise!

Just follow me!

This is my secret
warehouse of weaponry.

[beeping]

- Wow. - Wow.
- Wow.

What is all this?

Um...These are
weapons that I made.

Made
for what?

For destroying you...

but now we can use them to
destroy the Rowdyruff Boys.

Look! A super ionic
blast g*n,

multiple antimatter
scatter bombs,

and a molecular
electronic deceptor--


powerhouses

of complete, total,
Chemical X-seeking annihilation.

And it's all yours

if you make me
a Powerpuff Girl.

Wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute!

You wanna be
part of our team...

And you want us to use
your horrible weapons...

That were meant
to destroy us?

We're superheroes.
We don't need weapons.

Can you believe this,
Blossom?

Blossom?

Blossom?

Princess,
you're in.

Trust me,
you won't regret this.

[boom]

[burp]

I loves me
a good burger.

Does anyone know what
goes good with burgers?

Video games!

[swoosh]

What the...

The plane! The plane!

Shut up.
It's not a plane.

Yeah, it's your
girlfriend.

Alpha team ready.

Red team ready.

Green team ready.

Blue team ready.

Red team, attack!

Oh, man, excellent.

- Cool.
- Awesome.

[gasp]
You missed!

How could you miss?!

Green team, attack!

Wow.
That's rad.

That was so
radical!

What?! For Pete's sake,

they were standing right
in front of you!

Blue team, attack!

- Whoa. Wicked!
- Awesome!

Oh, no!

A tank!

- A plane!
- A boat!

- Oh, my! - Oh, my!
- Oh, my!

Don't just sit there.
Attack!

What the heck
was that?!

You guys are
pathetic!

Are you just gonna
stand there and do nothing?

Just watch.

Lock on target, boys.

Ready.

Ready.

Fire!

Direct hit!

And the quarterback
is toast!

Ha ha ha
ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, it hurts to laugh!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha! I can't move!

Oh h* ha ha ha!

Hee hee! I can't br--
I can't breathe.

[gasping]

Ha ha ha ha!

Well, girls,
the plan worked.

We outwitted the dimwits
once again.

Silly boys.

What was that?!

I cannot believe
what just happened.

I mean, seriously,
what a pathetic display

of substandard
superheroism.

I mean, it wasn't like I bragged
about you guys before,

but you really stunk!

Where to begin?

I mean,
that wasn't teamwork.

I don't know
what that was!

Your complete lack of
hand-eye coordination--

they were landing
right in front of you,

and you couldn't
even hit them!

You practically
rolled over

and handed them
the weapons!

That is not Powerpuff
material, girls!

I am very disappointed
and concerned

for the future
of this team!

Obviously you lack
the leadership skills

to be a successful
superhero team,

so I will be filling
the position of leader

from now on.

You guys have been riding
on your reps way too long.

Today was pitiful!

And then you just stood there
on the sidelines like losers.

Losers!

"Oh, yes, we're
the Powerpuff Girls.

We can do anything."

You can't even
sh**t straight!

I gave you everything
you could possibly need

to beat these guys,

and you just sit there like,
"Bleh, bleh, I didn't hit them,

bleh, I didn't
hit them."

...You idiots!

NARRATOR:
And so, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to
the Powerpuff Girls.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to ♪

♪ save the world ♪

♪ here they come ♪

♪ just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!