06x04 - Numbskull Island

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[Chris]: Last time,
on Total Drama Island...

Our teams ran an obstacle
course to free teammates

trapped in booths
that were slowly filling
with water.

[chuckles]

Who's the sick puppy
who comes up with this stuff?!

Got these made special
just for that joke.

'Cause I'm rich.

The Frogs wanted to finish
strong,

so they chose Nichelle
to go last.

Big mistake!

Turns out Nichelle's
only an action hero on TV.

In real life, not so great!

But Scary Girl was scary good!

And Team Trout
won the challenge.

And that was
a wrap on Nichelle.

Wanna know who's going home
today? Patience!

You'll know in 20 minutes.

Right here on Total...

Drama...

Island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest
even bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
And I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing players' dreams
Yeah, you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪

- Oh, ah...

Every muscle in my body

hurts right now.

And I didn't even know
I had muscles!

- Ladies.
- Can we help you?

- That challenge yesterday
was quite the workout.

But there's one special person
who won us that victory.

To Nichelle,
for being brutally bad!

- No need to be mean.
I feel sorry for her.

Wait, is that mean?

- No, you're good.

And it's not Nichelle's
fault she's bad.

She's a "hot celebrity"

so she's never had
to actually do anything.

- Totally! It's like
how Emma dumped me because

she thought I put her in danger,
but I knew she'd be fine!

- That's not the same
thing at all!

And you were totally
in the wrong.

- Hey, what's your damage?
I was agreeing with you.

You might wanna try harder
to make friends!

- Millie has a friend! Me!

And not the not-real
reality show kind of friendship!

The really real kind in reality
for real friendship!

- What?
- I confused myself too,
but Millie is my friend.

So maybe you should try harder!

- Whatever.

- Wow. Thanks, Priya.
- We should form an alliance.

- Are you sure? I'm not
as well prepared for these
challenges as you are.

- I can train you. Let me train
you! It'll be so fun!

Say yes, say yes, say yes!

- Yes!

Priya likes me so much
I almost feel bad

for eviscerating her
and her parents in my book.

But science is the pursuit
of facts. Not friends.

- Can you believe Nichelle?
She was so fierce in the movies.

Was she just pretending
all this time?

- News flash that's how
TV works. None of it is real.

- But she stopped an alien
invasion.

Wait, if that was fake does
that mean they're still coming?!

- Also on TV.
Also not real.

- Wait... We're on TV!
Does that mean we're not real?!

Whoa, no way bro!

- Alright, I like messing
with people's minds, but...

Come on, some minds
just mess with themselves.

- Hey, Emma.

- Ugh. Hey.

- I'll give you two
some privacy to talk.

Go ahead.
I'm not even here.

- I, uh, just wanted
to let you know

my cabbage bruises
are healing up.

So you can stop
worrying about me.

- What makes you think
I was worrying?

- Hey, come on,
I saw you watching.

- Uh, yeah, because
I liked seeing you in pain!

That's why I fired cabbages
at you all day!

- So, you were thinking
about me all day?

That's sweet, babe.
Catch you later.

[groans]

- I overheard all of that...

You doin' okay?

- What do I need to do
to show him we're over?!

- Well, if you wanna
prove you're done thinking
about Chase,

just spit balling here,
maybe you should stop thinking
about him.

- I can do that.
No problem.

No, I already forgot he's here.
Who's here? I dunno.

Boop! See? Easy.

I'm talking about Chase.

- Not to agree with Chase,
but we could use another ally.

- An ally?
- Yeah.

Someone who will vote
with us instead of against us.

- Okay. But who?
Damien only votes himself off.

Chase and Ripper have
a bromance thing going on.

And Zee is a total wildcard.

- That just leaves...

[thunder crashing]

- Okay then, Scary Girl it is.
You go ahead.

I'll stay here and scream
if she tries to eat you.

- Shouldn't we both talk to her?

- Nah. You're a people person.

[eerie laughter]

- Oh. Okay. Sure.

Here I go.

- Good luck.

- Hey, hey, team Trout.
Woo, woo!

- You smell nervous.

- Yep.
And when I get nervous,

my awkwardness goes from about

Bajillion.

So, we'd be like
the Puffy Pals!

That's what I call
my stuffed animals.

Not anymore!
Well, that's still their name,

we're just not friends
currently.

I mean we're not not-friends.
It wasn't a fight,

just, you know, life.

- Why're you still talking?
- Yeah.

Good question.

I just wanted to say

you surprised me
at yesterday's challenge.

You were so good.

- Oh, it surprised you that
I was good?

Cause you thought I'd be bad?!

- Wha--
[stuttering]

- Woah, woah, same team.

Priya wasn't trying to insult
you, brah.

She was just a little
freaked at how you rocked
that challenge-a-mundo.

- Yeah!
- 'Cause you look weak.

And super weird. You dress
like a haunted circus doll

and have the eyes
of a soul-sucking corpse,

so Priya figured you'd be bad at
all the challenges.

That's all she was just
trying to say.

[whistling]

A misunderstanding was going
down and I was like,

boom! Fixed it.

- That's not what
I was trying to say!

Those were Zee's words!

[Chris]: Campers!
It's challenge time!

Trouts and Frogs.
Welcome to your next challenge.

Capture the Skull!

[giggling excitedly]
Settle down.

They're not real.

Chef built each team a fort.

Here and here.

In front of each fort
is a pedestal

where your team's skull
must remain.

The first team to steal
the other team's skull,

and bring it back to me, here,
wins immunity.

- Does it need to be one of
the skulls you provided

or would you accept
any skull?

- Why's she lookin'
at my head?

Tell her to stop lookin'
at my head.

- Scary Girl, it has to be
the skull I provided.

And you should always be
this far away from me.

- I think that was
a smart question.

Not just smart for you.

Smart for anyone.
Just plain smart.

You're smart. Woo, woo!

Someone please stop me from
talking to her.

- To defend your skull,
each fort is equipped with
several...

let's call them weapons.

Firehoses, stink bombs,

boulders and
harpoon launchers.

- Those things look pointy.

How do we finish
the challenge if, you know,

all the blood falls
outta our body?

- Don't worry, these only
fire toilet plungers.

Watch.

[dramatic music]

- Hey! Did you turn up
the air pressure on these?

- What? Why would I--

Of course I did.

For once in your life
can you think of the ratings?!

Ugh. Guess "Mr. Safety"
will be making the harpoons
less exciting.

And you'll also have cover.

Each fort area has
shields popping up and down

at random intervals.

Teams must decide who defends

and who tries to capture
the other team's skull.

As always, the losing team
will send someone home.

- Okay,the other team
has an extra player

so they got a power play!

- Which means we gotta
work harder to keep them
out of our zone!

- Totally, Rajie!
Pass the "head bone"

to the open player,
keep-away style!

- These hockey jocks are
like puppies, not the smartest,

but adorable.

- Emma, Julia D1 to D2
wheel breakout.

MK on the wing,
gets it to the pivot

while Bowie
takes their eyes away.

No blind passes! Let's get
that skull, go, go, go!

- Uh, did you understand
any of that?

- Not a word,
but it was kind of cute.

Let's go.
- Okay.

- I guess we're on defense.
- Sure, whatever.

- Okay, so how do we know when
the game starts?

[hooting loudly]

- Have they ever heard an owl?
- They're coming!

We need a plan.
Who's on defense?

- I can take the firehose.
- Great!

- I call plunger harpoons!
- Awesome!

- I call jackhammer!

- Nice! Wait, what?

[shouting]

- Chef, did you leave
a jackhammer on the playing
field?

- Well, I mean, I...
I got distracted

when you took down
that tree with a plunger!

- Everyone, Chef made a mistake.

So, obviously, the jackhammer is
now part of the game.

- Go, go, go!

- Who wants to be
my first crush?

- Run away!

Talk about bringing
the hammer down, eh?

Whatcha think Rajie?

- Penalty!

- Or 10 to 20
for attempted m*rder.

[laughing]
- Nice one!

The joke, I mean.
Not m*rder.

m*rder's not nice.
- Whoa.

That was deep, bro!

[screaming]

- They're on the run!
Let's do this!

Come on!

[cheering]

- They're coming! Get ready!

- Busy!

Hey guys! So...
[groans]

- This is great!

- Yeah! Why is Chase
hanging back?

[whistling]

- Get down!

- Ooh. And that's why I was
hanging back.

- Oh no!
Millie, are you okay?

- She isn't.
And you won't be either.

[gasps]

- You got lucky this time.
Who's next?!

Ugh, blasting him might send
the wrong message,

but letting him get
the skull will for sure send
the wrong message.

Hm. When in doubt...

Hurt Chase.

- You see how Emma waited
'til I was safe?

[chuckles]
That's love.

Thanks for waiting, babe!
We're like secret teammates!

[intense music]

- That was close,
what are we going to do?

- We need a decoy!

- MK, fake left and draw
her away from us

while we score the skull.

- Yeah, um, no thanks,
jockstrap.

- Sorry, MK, time to take one
for the team.

- Woah!

- Ooh! Time to make
some MK jam.

[laughing]

- Not cool! Not cool!

[ ♪]

[Scary Girl]: Little pig,
little pig, let me come in!

- Do they not screen contestants
at all for this show?

- If I had to choose between
fighting a wolf

or Scary Girl on a jackhammer,
I'd take that wolf.

Every time!
[chuckles]

Oh, I am very glad
she's on my team.

Hey, Scary.
I think she's gone.

You may as well go after
someone else.

No, no, no, no, no!
We're on the same team.

- Sometimes...

I get a carried away.

- What do we have here?

This controls the shields?

[laughing]
Let the fun begin!

- Let's get that skull.

- Stay back or I'll spray you
with this firehose!

- You're not supposed
to warn 'em, dorkus.

Just fire!

- Whoa, sweet moves, guys!

- Argh, forget this!
I'm gonna try the boulders.

- Watch out!

- It's cool, I got this one.

- Ouch!
Clean hit, though.

- Raj, watch out!

- Big rocks are way heavier
than little rocks.

- Uh... thanks.

- It's all good.

- I think that was, uh--

I feel, uh...
Huh.

- So, like, I'm pretty sure
my buddy Raj is g*y.

And I can't wait for him
to tell me!

[giggling]

- It's okay, it's okay.
Scary lady's gone.

- Oh look,
Damien's trying to hide.

Not for long.

[screams]

- There you are!

[screams]

I know Damien is
on my team.

But his screams are so...
delicious.

What's a girl to do?

...his screams are so...
delicious.

- Yep. There's for sure
zero screening process

to get on this show.

- Crap, we're outta boulders!

And where are Damien and
Scary Girl?!

[panting]

Seriously? Do I have to do
everything!

Nope these stink bombs
aren't gonna cut it.

You can cast a fart over
a 100 feet

by farting
into the back of a fan.

Try it at home.

Point a fan at your parents
while they're asleep

and bark out
a huge brownie cloud.

Warning:
They will wake up angry.

Fire in the hole!

[farts]

[dramatic music]

- Run away!
[coughing]

- Dude. Respect.

- Normally I count steamboats,

but I wasn't trying
to break a length record.

I was going for potency,

which is impossible to measure
without a proper fart-ometer.

- Cool.
- You guard the fort.

I'm off to win this thing!

- We gotta protect our skull.

[screams]

- Is it just me, or are these
shields kind of messing with us?

[laughing]
- Dance puppets! Dance!

- Forget the shields!
I have a plan! Here's--

- Was that his plan?
It was awful!

- Nice shot, Julia!

- Their pores were gross.
I did them a favor.

You're Welcome.

[coughing]

Woah, what happened
to you two?

- Ripper's butt, it smoked us!

- He's like 25 skunks
wrapped in the skin of a man!

We're tagging out.
- Okay.

You hang back to protect
our skull.

I'll go after theirs.

Every time my team wins, there's
a chance Chase gets eliminated.

That's what I call motivation!

- Why're you two just
lying around?!

You were supposed to get
the skull!

- Can't...
Shields keep disappearing.

- Then I'll make my own shield.

- Put me down!

- Here they come again!
- It's just Priya.

- No. It's Ripper!

- He's unstoppable!
- That all you got?!

- Uh, hello? We have boulders.

- This one's gonna hurt.

- Wow. He's gonna win.

- Woo!

[cheering]

You just got ripped!

Make way for the winner.

- Winner? Nah.
More like Wiener.

- Yes--

Someone grab it!

- Come on, can't we work
together?

Ouch!

- Ooh. What's this?

- Run to Chris!
Run the skull to Chris!

- Before I take you to Chris,

I'm going to give you
a makeover.

- That was a good try!

You should be proud
of yourself.

[MK]: Emma! Come closer
to this tree.

- Why?!
- Just do it!

[screams]

[gasps]

- Woo! I got the sku--

[screaming]

I... did it.

- The Frogs of Death win!

[cheering]

- We did it!

- We? Um, you didn't help
at all.

- Yeah, MK, way to ghost.

- What? No! I was working
the shield thingies!

- Hey, I know I wouldn't
have gotten that skull
without your help.

- Aw, thanks
for saying that, Emma,

after they left.

- All ya had to do
was take it to that Chris guy!

- I was trying to make her look
good before taking her over.

You only get one chance
to make a first impression.

- Oh, you're going home
for sure!

[mumbling angrily]

See? Priya agrees with me.

- How could you do this
to her?! Hold on, Priya.

- Hey! I made a call
and almost won it for us.

[gasps]
- Ha!

You! Are a bad person!

Anyone who does that
to a teammate should be
off the team!

- Dude, you did go a little far.

- Oh come on! Who should get
voted off,

the guy who almost won it
for the team,

or the weirdo who for sure
lost it for us?

- Hi. If we're talking
elimination,

I'd just like to throw my name
into the mix.

Please.

[dramatic music]

[Chris]: Greetings losers.

Some of you messed up.
Some of you got messed up,

and now,
you need to decide

who deserves to be sent home.

- Damien.
- What did I do?

- You didn't defend
your team's skull,

or try to capture the other
team's skull,

you just ran around screaming.

- Why's he saying that like
I had a choice?!

- Ripper.
- Here we go...

- You nearly won it
for your team.

- Thank you!
- But you did it

by using one of your
own teammates as a shield.

- Ugh! He's saying exactly
what I did,

but making it sound bad!

- Ripper's a jerk.
You didn't deserve that.

I'll be voting for him.
Friend.

- We lost the challenge, but
I gained a terrifying friend.

Cool...

- Scary Girl.
- Present!

- You had the skull,
but instead of giving it
to Chris for the win,

you ran away
and gave it a makeover.

- I had to do something!

She looked dead.

- Y'all know the deal.

If you get a marshmallow,
you're still in the game.

Chase.

Millie. Priya.

Zee.
You're all safe.

Scary Girl, Ripper, Damien.

One of you will be going home.

Damien, I'm sorry but--

- Yes, yes, yes!
I'm going home, baby!

Ha ha! Woo-hoo!

- You're safe!

You only got one vote
and we all know it was yours.

And the person going home
tonight is...

[suspenseful music]

Scary Girl!

[chuckling]
- Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!
I'm gonna roast this one!

- Please tell me
he's not gonna--

- I will have vengeance on those
who betrayed me!

Years from now, when you've long
forgotten who I am,

I will find you, and make you
wish you'd never been born.

Bye!

- She took that better
than I thought she would.

- I can't believe they voted for
her after what Ripper did to me.

- Shocking. Some people
just don't vote with their
conscience.

- I'm confused though.

If you, me and Scary Girl
voted for Ripper, how--

- Who knows
what Scary Girl did?!

I mean, she did just threaten
all of us!

- I voted for myself.
[both]: We know.

- I didn't win but
I met a lot of people

and I know their names,

which is good
if you ever need an organ.

- Bye!
Don't forget to not write!

- She, uh...
- She took the skull?

- She took the skull.

- Yeah, she'll give it
a good home.

Whose skull will be going
home next?

You can only find out here,
on Total...

Drama...

Island!

[theme music]