06x10 - The Truth, The Pole Truth and Nothing But the Truth

[bunniefuu]

- Last time,
on Total Drama Island...

It was like a real summer camp.

There was canoeing, fishing,
volleyball, water activities,

and we even had some
bear attacks.

It looked like Bowie
had immunity all wrapped up,

but Julia went from down
to downright deadly!

And she won immunity
for the second time in a row!

At the elimination ceremony,
Zee revealed he joined

both alliances thinking
it would make them

into one invincible alliance
which is not how it works.

Zee got X'd.

Ready to see who cries today?

I hope it's all of them,
but let's find out,

here, on Total...
Drama... Island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest
even bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
And I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing players' dreams
Yeah, you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪

[birds chirping]

- Almost there.

Yes!

We got this!

What a great way
to start the day!

[panting]
- Not great.

Not day.

Too early to be day.

Oh! Even this rooster
is still asleep.

- Ha. Well, he is not
in training to win

Total Drama Island, and we are!

- Every time Priya
says "training",

what I hear is "t*rture".

- Millie!
Did you drink all our water?!

- Our water? Umm.

What's in your bag?

- Rocks.

To make this little hike
as challenging as possible.

- Little hike?!
[echoing]

- We better get back to camp

before I'm completely
dehydrated.

Come on, it's almost
breakfast time.

[grunts]
- I can't move my legs.

Carry me.
- Seriously?!

I'm already so tired.

[moaning]

That hike was not fun.

But once I rehydrate
and eat breakfast,

I'll be ready for whatever
Chris throws at me!

- No breakfast today!

- Can I at least get some water?

- No food. No water. Nothing.

Chris wants you hungry
for this challenge.

So, hungry you will be.

[groaning]

- We can't compete
while we're being starved.

- Sounds like someone
is already making excuses

for losing today's challenge.

[clears throat]

- Attention 6-soon-to-be-5
campers.

Head to the beach.
It's challenge time!

Welcome campers!

I hope you're hungry
for another challenge.

- Get on with it!
- Okay, sheesh.

Today... is your hardest
challenge yet.

Welcome to the Total Drama Task
of Balancing

on the Terribly Treacherous
Poles of Pain above the Wicked
Waters of No Return!

[gasps]
- Um, what's the challenge?

- All you gotta do is stand on a
pole longer than everybody else.

- Must you ruin
everything? Okay.

The last camper standing on
their pole wins immunity and,

as always, everyone else...
is up for elimination!

Campers, pick a pole!

[stomach growling]
- Uh. A hungry Emma

is a bad Emma!

- Everyone ready?
Let's begin.

- Uh...

- If you're having trouble,
hold your arms out,

like a tight rope walker.
- Oh. Thanks.

- Aw, we're gonna be
up here all day.

I need a pole closer to Emma
so I can use my Chase Charm

to make her love me again.
Bowie. Hey. Hey, Bowie!

- What? What do you want?

- Can we switch poles?
- No.

- But, I just... But...

Hey. Hey, Julia.

- I do not want
to switch poles. Okay?

- Oh. Come on.
I need to talk to Emma.

- We have nothing to talk about.

- I just have one question!

- The answer is no, I do not
want to get back together.

- Oh... Uh... That wasn't
what I was going to--

- Fine. What's your question?

- Do you wanna
get back together?

[screaming]
- It's amazing.

How can anyone exude
that much confidence
while being so pathetic?

- We're an hour in, campers.
How y'all feeling?

Good?
[grunts]

Personally, I'm feeling guilty
about cancelling breakfast,

so I asked Chef
to whip something up.

What's on the menu, buddy?

- A delicious lumberjack
breakfast!

- Anyone wanna leave their pole
and have some breakfast?

[sniffing]
[stomach growling]

- Get that delicious smell
away from me!

[blowing]
[gasping]

[sniffing]
[laughing]

- No takers? Okay.

[groaning]
[screaming]

- What was that?!

- I told you...
Bad Emma!

- Two and a half hours in
and still going strong.

- Ew. Don't encourage them.
- Sorry.

Just remember that no one
lives forever!

- Better. Ooh.

There's a heat advisory today.

- Ooh. That's not good.

- Says to drink plenty of water
and seek shade.

- Smart advice.
- At the next reward,

I think I'm totally
gonna bow out.

- No, you can't.

- But it's getting hot
and this is hard.

- It's supposed to be hard.

That's why it's called
a challenge.

Dehydration causes
brain fog and irritation.

So I'm not sure if I'm actually
upset with Millie or not.

I mean, she did drink
all the water on our hike,
and made me carry her.

She also took immunity when I
won us the cassowary challenge,

and she bowed out
of the eating one

before it even started,
not to mention she...

I'm upset with Millie.

- You're four hours in, campers,
and I don't know about you,

but I'm gettin'
a little peckish.

- I ordered in.
Burgers and fries from
Webster's Grill Shack!

[groaning]
- Mmm!

You can't beat
a charcoal-grilled burger.

[laughing]
- No, you cannot.

[moaning]
- This is so good.

- So good.

- I normally avoid carbs
and red meat,

but I would crush that entire
platter right now.

- Last call for burgers.
No takers?

Mm-mm. What a shame.

- I hate those fish.
I hate them!

And I'm telling you
because they're underwater
and wouldn't hear me!

And also have no ears and
I'm obviously losing my mind!

- You are now six hours in.

- Okay, Emma, now that
you've had some time
to think about it...

- No. Not now. Not ever.

No. And do you know why?

- He clearly doesn't.

- Because you're
an egotistical child

and you've never done a single
selfless act in your life.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...

Hold on a second...
What does "selfless" mean?

- It's when you take a picture
that you're not in.

- Nope. That's just a picture.
[laughing]

- Being selfless means
putting someone else's needs
before your own.

- Oh, okay.

Who would do that?

- Ugh! I'm feeling
like a cooked ham out here!

[laughing]

- Millie makes me laugh,
which I love.

But I don't really know her.

I mean, she's always
asking me questions.

It's like I'm constantly
being interviewed.

I'm gonna spend today getting
to know my friend Millie!

Hey. What do you do for fun?

- Well, everything we've done
here on the island?

None of that.
- Ha. Yeah. Obviously.

But really, what are you into?

- Just normal teen stuff:

reading a lot
of historical non-fiction,

making my own graph paper...

[laughing]
- I'm being serious.

All I know about you
is that you're funny

and you like to write
in your notebook.

[gasps]
Can I read your notebook?

- What?! No. That's personal.

- Yeah! That's what I wanna
learn about you, personal stuff.

- Argh, do it already!

- Let her read the nerd book!

- What's the big deal?

- Just think about it.
- I'll think about it.

- So? Can I read your notebook?
- Still thinking!

I can't let Priya read
my research!

But if it gets published,
she will, which I always knew.

So why am I suddenly
so worried about it?!

- Seven hours in. Ugh. See?

This is why I wanted the poles
to be sharp at the top!

- And what did the network say
about that idea? Huh?

- That we aren't allowed...

[both]: ...to skewer
the children.

- I've been up here
for seven hours, I'm so bored.

Is that...

It's the phone MK used to
record everyone's confessionals.

The intel on there
could send Julia packing!

Do I risk giving up immunity
to grab it?

Think, genius! Think!

So, feeling strong?

- All those years
of disingenuously doing yoga

is actually paying off!
[gasps]

I'm totally winning this
challenge.

- Yep. I'm going for the phone.

Time to fake a fall.

Oh no.
[gasps]

He's gonna sneeze.
- Ah... Ah... Atchou! Ah!

- Bowie is down!

That's one down, five to go.

Eight hours in.

[groaning]
- Priya?

You okay?
- Eh? What?

I'm okay! Good!

So... have you thinking about it
to read my notebook?

- Um... That wasn't English.
Are you okay?

- Yeah. I'm finally...
So can you read my notebook?

Yours. Yours notebook.

- Priya, you'd find it boring.
It's all blah-blah-blah.

- Why're you here?
- What?

- You got no strategy,
didn't try for alliances,

put no effort into challenges.
So why you here?

- I'm... I'm...

Chris, I think Priya
is suffering from sunstroke.

- Oh. Millie's trying
to cheer me up.

- Oh, that's so sweet.

- I was hoping you'd help her!
- Will do.

Priya, I'll give you 5000
dollars to step off your pole.

No? Okay. 10 000 dollars for any
of you to step off your pole.

[gasps]
- Whoa!

- Going once.

Twice...

Gone!

No! What are you doing?

- That's what we've been doing
with the stuff they didn't want.

- Food, yes. But not money!

- Come on. Turn on. Turn on.
[phone chiming]

Yes! Oh, crud.
Only 12% battery left.

I better work fast.
Alright, MK.

Let's see what you recorded.

- Ten hours in and there's still
five campers standing.

How ya feelin', g*ng?
Tired? Thirsty? Hungry?

- You talk about food and
I will punch you in the head!

- Whoa!
[laughing]

You'd have to leave
your pole to do it.

- Nope. I'll find you
when you're sleeping.

Punch! Punch! Punch!

- You are... not okay.

- Oh you want some punches too?!

I'm gonna punch everyone.

- So thirsty.
- Priya? Are you okay?

- My fine. Me. I'm just
a little dehydrated, that's all.

[feminine voice]: Oh, hi, Priya!

Wanna sip of me?

- Who said that?!
- Who said what? Priya?

- Oh! Water!

Go away.
You're not real.

- Um... What's up with her?

- I really don't know.

- Nobody talk to the
floating water!

- Floating water?

- Okay!
Stick a fork in that one.

She's done.
- Punch it in the head, Priya.

- Hallucinations are a sign
of dehydration.

- Shoo. Get outta here,
you weird glass of liquid!

[laughing]

- This is wild!

Okay, how come we can't see it?

- Okay, not only did our darling
MK figure out how to secretly

record everyone's
outhouse confessionals,

she also organized them
into individual folders.

Bless her heart!

Let me show you
a Raj confessional.

- Bowie makes me feel like,
and I know this sounds crazy,

but like there might be
more to life than hockey!

- Isn't that sweet?

And for Raj,
it's actually pretty deep.

- Go away!

- Priya, stop!
You're gonna fall!

- Stop talking!
- Hi!

- Whoa! Ah!
- Yes! Priya's out!

- Bowie and Priya are the two
strongest players remaining,

and they're both out.
Immunity, here I come.

- If some floating glass
tries to get me off my post.

Bop. Bop. Right in the face.

I am so hungry.

- So now I'm questioning
my friendship with Millie,

and who knows
if I'll ever be able

to trust another glass of water!

You all saw it, right?

Hi, Priya. Like my ice cubes?
[groaning]

- 12 hours in, and the
temperature has cooled off.

- Ugh great!
A mosquito bite...

- Any of those mosquitos
come near me...

- You'll punch them in the face.
I know!

- Ah-ha! I was selfless once!

That time we left the movie
theatre and I laid down a jacket

so you could step over
that puddle? Huh!

- It was my jacket
and a puddle you made.

- Those large movie theatre
drinks are like three
bladders big.

[moaning]
- That is beyond gross.

- What about when I donated
a kidney to your uncle?

- You gave him a goat kidney
from the butcher!

- What about the time I painted
your room Tuscan sun yellow?

Which is your favourite colour.

- You did it with
a pressure washer,

without moving any of
the furniture out of my room,

while I was asleep in my bed.

[laughing]
- You looked like a trophy.

- Every time you talk,
you become a worse person.

How long did you date him?
- Too long.

- Let's not forget
that I was the one who rescued

your cat when it was stuck
in that tree.

- By cutting down the tree,
which landed on my mother.

- She's perfectly fine!

- Then why does
she call me Jeff?

- I meant the cat. Wait.
On our anniversary.

I went to one of those
star registry places and
named a star after you.

- I guess that's nice.

- He named the star
"Chase's Girlfriend".

[exclaiming]
- Yikes.

- Someone raised that child
all wrong.

- I've explained this
so many times,

the plan was to legally change
your name to Chase's girlfriend.

It was a two-part gift.

- Stop talking to me!
- Deal!

- Now... my friend Emma.

- Sometimes I just come in here
to be alone and dance!

[humming]

- Her dancing is like a car
crash, but less rhythmic.

- This is hour 14, and since
you're being so stubborn...

Ding-dong!
Time for a midnight snack.

- Anyone want some delicious

bacon, pepperoni
and pineapple pizza?

- I would literally sacrifice
half the population

for one slice of that.
- Same.

- Starting with you.

[sniffing]

[moaning]
- Pizza!

- Oh my gosh, oh my gosh,
oh my gosh... Julia. Julia. Hey.

Watch with your face eyes!
Chase loves pizza!

And he's gonna jump off
his pole.

[laughing]
Oh, ring-ring.

Pick up, it's Chase.
Hey, Chase, pizza's calling!

[laughing]
- You're so weird!

[moaning]
- So... hungry.

[gasps]
- He's gonna fall! Whoa! No!

- Oh! Oh! Emma's in a wobble.

[sniffing]
- Ah! I'm doing it!

- Chase! Ah!

- Millie's out!
And Emma's in trouble.

- Whoa! Whoa!

- Don't you dare!
[grunting, screaming]

- Julia's out!
This is incredible!

- Whoa, whoa!

- I love you!

[grunting]

- Chase is out and took everyone
else out with him.

Emma wins!

- Yes!

- That's not fair.

Chase knocked me off my pole

just to show Emma he could be
"selfless"!

- Uh... What?
- Julia's right.

Chase saw me losing my balance
so he knocked everyone else down

and got himself eliminated just
so I would win immunity!

He selflessly sacrificed
himself... for me!

- Hm. I wonder
who won that challenge.

- Here. Drink.
- Thanks.

But, Priya, listen,
I need to tell you something...

- I'm proud of you!
- What? Why? I didn't win.

- No, but if Chase hadn't
knocked you off your pole,
you might have!

You were doing so well!
You... tried!

- I did.

But Priya, everything
you asked me before,

my notebook and--
- Forget about the notebook.

I was being weird.
BFFs, right?

- Yep! BFFs!

Priya is my first real friend
and she sees the best in people,

even if they're the worst,
which is what I've been.

So I've decided...
I am cancelling my book!

I wrote one last entry,
all about how awesome Priya is.

The two of us are going
all the way!

- I hoped I'd find something
useful in all of this.

And here it is:

- Priya is so desperate
for her parents' approval

that she put her own goals
and values aside

and stunted her growth
as a person.

She is the neediest person
I've ever met.

I don't often subscribe
to Nietzsche,

but the damage her parents have
done to her may be irreversible.

It's all here in my notes.

- Now all I need to do
is figure out where
she keeps her notebook.

I wonder if it's...
under her pillow.

Bingo.

[dramatic music]

- Campers!
You had a horrible day.

Which means my day was great.

Emma won immunity, but the rest
of you are not safe.

So, which four of you deserve
to join Emma in the final 5?

- Millie. Before Priya
held her little seance

with a glass of ghost water,
she seemed pretty upset with you

for not pulling your weight
in your alliance.

- Me and you.
All the way.

- Julia. You thought "selfless"
meant a photo you weren't in.

- Why would that get me
eliminated?

- It wouldn't.
I just thought it was dumb,
and wanted you to know.

- Ugh.
- Chase.

You knocked Millie and Julia
off their poles.

After 14 hours
of standing there,

they might not be
too happy with you.

- Whenever pizza shows up,
my mind just goes blank.

Then when I snap out of it,

the pizza's gone and my face
is covered in sauce.

My doctor calls it
pizza-amnesia.

[crying]
He says there's no cure. Sorry.

- A marshmallow takes you
to the final 5.

No marshmallow means
you're homeward bound.

Here we go.

Bowie.

Julia.

- I actually didn't vote
for Julia.

Bowie has a new plan now.

- Priya.

- Yes!

- And the last marshmallow
goes to...

Millie!

- Woo-hoo!
- We did it!

- Wait! What?! I'm gone?

- How are you surprised by this,
pee puddle?!

- Chase,
it's dock of shame time.

But hey, I got you
a pizza to go!

- Well, I guess this is goodbye
for good, Ems.

Have a good life.

- Wait!

- Ugh!
- Okay.

- Now that's a real shame.

- Not for good, just for now.

I'll see you soon, boyfriend.

- Yeah, I got eliminated, and
I didn't win the million bucks.

But I got free pizza!

Pow pow pow!
Oh, and I got Emma back!

I don't know how, but...
Girls, right?

Who knows why they do anything?

[screaming]
Let go of my pizza!

- Who will be our final four?

Find out next time, right here
on Total... Drama... Island!

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