03x15 - Séance

[bunniefuu]

you're not invited

why not because i said so who made you

the boss of everything

mom and dad when they're gone i'm in

charge you stop following me around like

a little troll

tracy where you been i just texted you

the parentals left an hour ago sorry it

took a while to pack

pack what hi carla

i had to be stealthy my mom would have

an episode as she saw me borrowing the

good candles

what are you gonna do you got the

incense and the other stuff

what do you need incense for

sweet what is all that stuff

how you guys doing we're fine dylan

naomi are you sure your parents aren't

gonna come home early your mom would

freak if she knew what we were doing

what are you doing they drove all the

way to porterville they won't be back

till way late nice the whole house to

ourselves

tragically not entirely to ourselves

tracy tell naomi

i can hang out with you guys tonight you

don't care right um we sort of have

plans

i already told you you're not invited to

our sleepover go do something in your

room

why why can't i hang out with you guys

uh not a stellar idea how come

what are you gonna do what is it what is

all this stuff for

tell me should i tell her she's gonna

drive us crazy yes

tell me i don't know naomi no you have

to

you promise not to tell anyone

especially mom or dad

pinky swear all right

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we are going to talk to dead people

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so

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dead people like

dead dead we're going to hold a seance

i want to do that too i want to come to

the seance i knew it

this is why i didn't want to tell you

first you'll want to do it and then

you'll get too scared and ruin

everything no i won't i won't be scared

i swear

yeah like when we watched that movie the

one with the hatchet

you got so freaked out you cried and

that was just a dumb movie

this seance is for real that was forever

ago i'm 11 now

i'm too old to get scared come on

can i can i please you know what

fine if you're so absolutely supremely

sure you won't be scared

you can be at the sands but remember

it was your idea

i know mom i did yeah i finished my

pizza and then i brushed my teeth

now i'm gonna go hang out with naomi and

tracy yes they're letting me

probably just watch a movie or something

okay bye

i didn't say a word to mom and dad

wow this is really cool sit down

oh there

it's time to light the candles

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we're gathered in this seance circle to

summon the spirit

of a man who lived in this town

many years ago

cyrus clayton cyrus clayton

they say he was a mean man who lived

with his sister

in a house near the sawmill cyrus worked

in the sawmill

and it was in the sawmill that he met

his

doom one night

cyrus clayton was up in a loft in the

sawmill

and he was drinking on the job and his

boss

caught him at it he fired cyrus on the

spot that's right and cyrus was

so mad that he picked up a 2x4

and went to smashing over his boss's

head except cyrus slipped

and he fell from the edge of the loft

right

onto the conveyor belt that carries the

logs

into the razor sharp saw

poor cyrus he managed to get

one leg out of the way of the whirling

blade

but the other one sliced it right off he

bled to death

right there they never did find the leg

so they had to bury cyrus without it

now they say his ghost comes back

and walks on a wooden pig leg made from

a piece

of that two by four

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legend has it he's looking for a leg

to replace the one he lost

uh can't we talk to a

nicer dead person

what's the fun in that

we now invite the spirit into our circle

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like the smoke from this incense that

our voices rise to reach the spirit

realm

cyrus clayton visit us

and move among us in the living world

visit us and move among us

visit us and move among us visit us

and move among

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i just felt a major chill

does that mean he's here if you are

present cyrus please ring this bell

as a sign

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i change my mind i don't want to do this

come to fix your toilet

i meant take your leg

dylan that was epic totally

you guys were lighting the candles i

almost lost it

this was a joke you were up here the

whole time

he snuck in through the back door while

you're on the phone with your mom

we had you so hooked what do you need

incense for

what are you guys gonna do what are you

guys gonna do and then i

thought

not funny naomi you really scared me

i thought you said you were too old to

get scared

can you guys believe we forgot to video

her i would totally post it online

so ladies speaking of all things horror

should we fire up the sequel to dead

man's machete

excellent oh it's a total gross mess

seriously

yeah totally my one friend saw it she

flipped

i can't wait

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foreign

so

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naomi

naomi were you just in my room

is anybody here

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[Applause]

let that be less new girls don't ever go

check out a weird noise alone

while wearing a bikini

uh

okay you guys stop trying to scare me

again

it's not working

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cyrus

oh

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no no no no no

hello

super swell dad same as my mom called

okay i'll go get her

oh no we're not doing anything don't

worry

carla that'll say goodnight

are you in the bathroom

dad carla's asleep

cover's over her head and everything

okay

i'll tell her bye

i looked everywhere i can't find her

think she split because she was mad

she wouldn't go outside in the dark i

bet she's hiding in the garage

she's through here naomi

gotta come see this

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it's carla it's gotta be she's messing

with us well she's doing a pretty good

job

it's ketchup right why don't you taste

it

you taste it nah

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what's up with that

that's your mom's pottery yeah

would carla break it just for a prank

let's see what you mean you know that

sound stuff we did was for real

it was just like in the movie seance at

sutton ridge

we invited cyrus clayton here

it's gotta be carla once in a while she

can do something kind of smart

i probably should be getting out of here

i'm sorry naomi but your sister isn't

smart enough or cool enough to pull off

something like this

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see if you can see him you you have

better eyes

dylan

uh

and he's gone someone has to look

i'll do it

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uh

this girl's shoe

she was wearing

why would she lose one shoe

maybe she lost it while running away

maybe she didn't need it anymore because

cyrus took her lash

the front door run for it

oh

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you guys hear anything

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oh my gosh oh my gosh

cyrus says

you're next

next cyrus says

no one

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he's not gonna let us go is he dylan in

dead men's machete how do they stop the

dead

they don't change them down till he

kills them all one by one

wait that was the original she met the

sequel don't we were watching

same thing maybe they'll get him in dead

man's machete three

i'm out of here

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you are right naomi oh making someone

scared is hilarious

how did you do it how it was cyrus's

idea

cyrus that was a joke

he had an older sister too so he knows

what it's like

you don't believe me hey cyrus

you don't believe me

that was funny

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now which one of you is gonna give me a

leg

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