03x16 - Detention

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uh

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so

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if you see your name on the board you're

in the right place

i'm mr kane i'm not

your friend i'm not your enemy i'm not

here to lecture you

i'm not here to comfort you whatever it

is you've done to get into this place is

none of my business

but it is my business to make sure you

have time to think about it

there'll be no sleeping no texting no

listening to whatever it is you listen

to

i like that tie classic but

modern thank you ms

carter call me kate

look i think it's safe to say that i'm

not

i'm not exactly among my peers here and

i'm sure the powers that be would like

to ensure that my reputation

remains intact you see my father is a

well-known donor here at milton

awesome my apologies my

allergies are beast this time of year

and oh my

god should that really just happen

okay enough enough

once again i apologize miss carter if

you have any questions

i'll be down the hall

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welcome to detention

enjoy your stay

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wow

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so

what are you looking at nothing much

ah watch it

sorry sorry are you sure you're in the

right place

i mean didn't they make a rule against

being a hopeless dork

apologize apologize to him

relax it was a joke it's okay it's okay

my bad no it's not okay you apologize

you can't treat people like that why are

you all up in my face

i was joking it was funny right

oh yeah you're such a tool what look

who's name calling now

seriously it's no problem i'm a little

clumsy

see you know what happens to girls like

you after high school

nothing this is it so soak it up because

in a few years

nobody's gonna even care about you oh

right like you're so special

you and a hundred other girls all

claiming to be so different

well guess what they're all the same so

go eat durador

stick it to the man or whatever it is

you do ladies

ladies chill

shut up look

i'm done with you

oh that was random

ugh i am so bored of this

my texts aren't coming through i haven't

gotten one in 20 minutes

i'm gonna go find some service

well you with me are with them

i don't think we're supposed to leave

really

you think mr cain's gonna get us in

trouble that guy is beyond pathetic

do you want to come to my party or not

what she invited you to her party

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you know i would've decked that

supergirl for you it's okay

don't think she means everything she

says

who are you anyway i mean i've never

seen you around school before

and no offense but how could i miss you

i'm gabe you're funny seriously are you

new here or something

no i'm always around

hey how come your name's not on the

board

guess i was late to the party

you are a strange one

i know this might sound like a weird

question but do you remember why you're

in detention

help me find service chase dawson was

totally supposed to text me and i could

not miss his text i thought you were

dating brian bronson

but i think chase likes me who wouldn't

dump brian brossen

for taste awesome

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get me out of here it feels like we've

been walking down this hallway forever

i don't remember it being this long i

mean seriously how is it that we haven't

walked past one staircase or exit

and where's mr kane's office and said he

was gonna be right down the hall oh

do you ever shut up i mean don't you

blab blab blab enough on your

stupid student radio show

kidding i don't want to get in trouble

i'm gonna go find my way back

seriously you can't walk away half time

come back such a loser

loser loser

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ladies and gentlemen

give a warm welcome to this year's

milton high homecoming queen the one and

only

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halftime

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halftime

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so i guess the homecoming queen doesn't

have to follow the rules

elected by the student body

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fair and square right what are you

talking about

of course i was that's your story you're

sticking to it

who are you to question me some teacher

my allowance is probably bigger than

your salary

okay

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wow

that mean we're done okay that's

officially annoying i'll see what's

happening

wait you're not gonna leave me in here

are you

can i help you son

hey i'm just kind of lost

well who isn't kid how did you get down

here anyway i

uh i don't know

that's a really good question i mean

this girl flipped out on me and then i

walked away and

can you believe it just yesterday i

rigged a few things so she could be the

queen bee of homecoming

rigged a few things you know stuff the

ballot box that kind of thing

right just so i can get invited to a

stupid party

well how was the party you know she's

canceled or something i don't remember

but who cares anyway right i mean to

think that i cheated some other girl

from having one of the best days of her

life

just get an invitation to a party

i'm such an idiot oh can't argue with

that

and look kid some people never get out

of this place

even after they leave but i think you

might make it

take that exit that'll get you back

upstairs

i never went downstairs

audrey how was your field trip

i i kind of got lost and where's the

wicked witch

kind of left her behind it's about time

where's uh

gabe he went to look for you guys or

that bell or something

i think

you okay did you see that

see what i don't think i'm crazy but

i've been seeing things

like what that's nothing

never mind no no no it's okay you're not

the only one

what did you see look

i don't think there's a regular

detention it's like a it's like a

twilight zone or something

i mean do you even remember what you did

to get in here

okay you're starting to freak me out

please say something that'll make me

feel normal

probably your announcer voice or

something

wait you listen to my show

no oh kind of i like your one-liners

you had to bring in the guys in the

hazmat suits to contain witherspoon last

night he went for a triple-double and

i'm not talking ice cream scoops

i wouldn't think you like school sports

i'm not really into all that jock stuff

but your stick's actually pretty cool

it's like the second best part of my day

find sleeping

i'm sorry for calling you a tool

so what's your dream i don't know yet

but i guess it's probably better that

way

all these girls think they know what

they want i used to be like that

you know i used to be best friends with

kate yeah right

seriously we're like two peas in a pod

in middle school what

yeah then i got banished from the church

of it girls

what happened some new girl desperate to

be popular they invited her over for a

slumber party and

shaved off one of her eyebrows while she

was sleeping no way way

so the next week at school i came with

my eyebrow shape too

i guess you could say it's shaped who i

am today

was he reading that yeah

this one's empty too

they're all empty you check these i'll

check those

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audrey i think i know what's going on

what is with that

i think it's creepy can we get out of

here look i think we're in here for a

reason no kidding it's detention

no some other reason whatever i'm out of

here

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and now it's that time what's going on

that's your voice that's right court is

in session

it's built in high's homecoming courts

duncan prayed

she bribed me who bribed you

kate uh she didn't win i fixed the

results

if we were on the floor together i

wouldn't have been there otherwise

what are you talking about what's the

last thing i remember

we never left that homecoming parade

he's right audrey

who are you whoever i need to be depends

how much work there is to do around here

some of the students never learn some

move up some move sideways

and some some never leave

i'm not leaving without her

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i the remember i was there

but it was just a prank

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i'm sorry i wanted to sabotage that

stupid parade

show them that we don't all want to be

beauty queens

all those girls desperate for attention

i was no different

i just wanted attention too

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he didn't mean to hurt anyone it floated

it must have lost control and crashed

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you're on the floor you and kate

it's time to go

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

wasn't it with us like i said some

people move in different directions

everything has consequences well we

can't leave her here

listen you don't have much time i can't

do anything for you if you get stuck

here

we came here together we leave together

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kate

i know what happened

you see i deserve this

i deserve wherever they're taking me no

no you don't

make her stop please i wish i could

this is not my realm i know i'm not a

good person but

i just don't know any other way to be

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i look up to you for walking away from

all of us

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i'd never have the courage to do that

we're not leaving you behind

wherever you guys are going i can't come

this is where i belong remember why we

became such good friends

you let me stay at your house when my

parents play they stayed up all night

talking about the boys who wish to call

us

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remember the frogs we let free from the

biology lab in middle school

i'm pretty sure one of them jumped in

mrs fowler's wig

we cared about each other not all this

i remember i do

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hey guys look at that

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all right

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ladies probably enjoy this parade again

yeah yeah yeah yeah

that was a day to remember