03x21 - Long Live Rock and Roll (AKA Doom Metal)

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yes i think

it's very strange it's all the same

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it's all just what we want and what we

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need

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you sound like a cat scratching on a

screen door sorry i uh

lost focus for a sec let's do it again

how many times can we practice this

freaking song

seriously relax tibbs doesn't come so

easy for everyone you know

um i'm uh standing right here look

holden you just gotta feel the music

not think about it so much you're all

caught up in your head or something you

just have flow

no look you're an awesome singer and

you're a great rhythm guitarist

but we need someone who can play lead we

need a real

lead guitarist no okay not jimmy pilate

all right dude he's a big jerk and and

he likes squeeze man

yeah he's a weirdo he smells like old

cheese

yeah but he's awesome that's what we

want

if we're gonna get big then we need

someone that's good okay so uh

you're saying i should quit holden put

this band together it was his idea

you'd still be singer dude it's not me

it's this cheap guitar it never stays in

tune

i think you're the one that's out of

tune dude

i'm not getting started with you i'm out

where are you going genius this is your

garage

hold and wait

franklin double stein you are such a

jerk maybe i should quit

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give anything to k*ll it on lead

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wow

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so

can i help you with anything sorry i um

didn't i didn't see you

my apologies allow me to introduce

myself

call me sir maestro everyone does hi

holden i'm uh looking for a new guitar

a guitar eh i used to strum quite a bit

back in the day

until i sold out to the big record

company

they're the real evil believe you me

maybe the man i am today cynical

bitter you're oppressively competitive

i see you're enchants with this old

instrument

she's got a lot of mileage on her but

there's no doubting she's one of a kind

it's awesome can i can i see it

i don't think she's right for you mate

it's an unusual instrument amazing to

play of course but

you have to have a special kind of sound

garcia

cobain hendrix they all play this once

i want to see it

all right

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so it seems you do have a special soul

after all

i knew and it was all about the guitar

man oh it's about more than just a

guitar son

it's getting that perfect marriage

between man and machine

and that's how you find out what's

inside you your latent talent as it were

man i can't afford this even with 50

no worries you just give me what you've

got

all i ask in return is for a single

performance

uh showing off your newfound mastery

seriously that's it yeah it's my

pleasure

i like helping out young musicians

and if you'll just sign this little

promissory note

oh thank you lovely

no worries it's just a little bit

legally isn't it all right the other

side

here to four to four oh yeah

i agree i disagree on closure oh there

we go

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nice

thank you so much bro we'll be back in a

week to play for you promise

i know you will see you mate

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um

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you know what to do hey tips

look i i know what you said earlier but

uh listen to this

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you heard from holden yeah we need to

talk about the band this whole thing's

really really bothering me

we need to give him one more shot fine

but if you can't cut it

jimmy starts next week

hey guys what's up

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[Applause]

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oh holden that was completely amazing

yeah dude how'd you suddenly get such

mad skills it's the guitar

when i play it and the music it just it

just pours out of me it's hard to

explain it's not your guitar it's you

holding

it's like you've reached this whole

different level dude i take back

everything i said about you

forget jimmy pilate i just i knew it

will turn out

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[Applause]

yes

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it's all the same

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something's wrong no worries let's just

uh take it from the last person

i need some water my head's k*lling me

bravo bravo

i really must say i am truly

impressed uh friendy yours yeah this is

um

sir maestro i have bought my guitar off

of him i'm sorry i don't mean to

interfere but i was out for my mornings

troll and i happened to hear your lovely

little rehearsal

lovely except for you mate started

sounding like a tennis shoe in a dryer

am i right yeah thanks man so you run

the music shop on fifth right

i do indeed love yes i do and you

and your little drummer boy are welcome

to drop by

i'm offering 50 discounts until

tomorrow evening 50 huh

might just have to take you up on that

and holden you keep playing guitar like

that

and you are going to be huge thanks

keep up the practices kiddies

that was weird well yeah but 50 off you

guys should do it

i'm telling you this guitar yeah it

changed my life

come on let's get back into it

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hold on stop stop i can't get into this

it's wrong let's call it it's like my

arms aren't doing what i'm telling them

to do yeah me too

i'm not feeling so good so um

i'll i'm gonna go home and i'll call you

tomorrow okay holden

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um what are you doing here

what am i doing here that's an

interesting question

what am i doing here

seriously how'd you get in the doors are

locked

dead bolted

how soon youth forgets we have a deal

holden and i plan to collect on that

deal

deal what are you talking about i want

you

to play for me forever

are you insane

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we have a deal holden inked

in blood and deals to me

are sacred

who who are you

i've been known by many names over many

thousands of years

but lately i prefer

it's a maestro

you guys see you're just messing with me

now get out of my house before i call

the cops

cops and what could they do my friend

i'm not even here as we see as we speak

i'm back in the shackling

shop waiting to sell yourself your

little friends and

new new instruments

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hi i can't get to the phone right now

because i'm probably practicing or i'm

just ignoring you

kidding squeak don't go to my store okay

i'll explain

everything later call me back as soon as

you get this

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come in

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so

wow this thing's amazing holden's right

it's like magic yeah

you better still interested well

yeah but even at 50 off i could never

afford this

no worries lad i'm sure we can come to

some

arrangement

tips squee where are you

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how then the prodigal son returns i knew

you'd come

time to pay the piper let my friends go

possible boy they're playing for me

forever as you will be too we've

collected many artistic souls over the

years not just

musicians anybody who wanted power i

never wanted power

i just wanted to play the guitar well

you got what you wanted

and you'll be performing for eternity

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wait i have a challenge for you

a contest

a contest my guitar skills

against your skills

i have a certain amount of experience

you really want to challenge my skills

now

but i i have no choice if i win

me and my friends go free and if i win

what do you want you'll be my musical

apprentice

seeking out more souls to bring to me

done right

and then we'll play by my rules

a guitar solo battle the first to screw

up

in any way a bad note a missed chord

loses and you don't get to use your new

guitar you can use the old one instead

it's not fair

it's my game mate my rules

all right we're going to start with a

little instrumental a slow groove if you

miss the drummer boy

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is there a problem my good man

guys come on don't you remember when we

first started playing together

how magical was that you know i mean the

energy it

it flowed through us come on

don't you remember squid it just flowed

through each of us and touched the other

i do remember tibs come on

don't you remember how magical it was

yeah yeah i remember this is all very

moving

but it's only stalling from the

inevitable

are you giving up

is that what we're doing

i don't think so one two three four

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so

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no no impossible

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man what's the dude gonna do for an

encore

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is

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