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01x10 - The Story of Herbert the Warthog

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "64 Zoo Lane". Aired: 18 February 1999 – 28 February 2013.*
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Series follows a 7-year-old girl named Lucy who lives next door to a zoo at 64 Zoo Lane. Each night, she is told a story by the animals.

01x10 - The Story of Herbert the Warthog

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

hello i'm lucy i live at 64 zoo lane and

i have some very special neighbors

look

[Applause]

[Music]

some like it's

[Music]

646

[Music]

some are quite big and some are very

small and the last one's

[Music]

[Music]

bedtime lucy

okay mom

[Music]

the story of herbert the what

[Music]

hi everyone hi lucy

what shall we do tonight

i know

let's all tickle each other no

not again

oh well i'll just tickle giggles

um let's play hide and seek

we always play hide and seek what about

simon says

that's boring

i know

let's have a concert

but we don't have any musical

instruments that's true

if only we had a flute or a trumpet or

some drums

perhaps i can help

who are you

i'm herbert

herbert the musical warthog

[Music]

listen

music

let me tell you a story

now in the old days before music was

invented the savannah was a boring place

nothing much ever happened and the

animals all did their own thing

zed was always running 1378

1379

1380

aardvark was only interested in ants oh

look it ain't mmm delicious

oh look another ain't

delicious

well never there's another one

delicious

reginald's favorite pastime was dozing

in the high grass

[Music]

[Music]

and as for me well i was bored most of

the time

oh

um

i'm bored

bored

bored

that was weird

hmm this is fun

[Music]

hey

what are you doing herbert

i don't know but it's good isn't it

i think i'm making music

music cool

can i join in

of course

[Music]

hey aardvark forget about the ants

forget about the ants

what else is there why don't you play

music with us

me well just do what comes naturally

go on

have a go

well uh i've always liked doing this

hey man this music thing is cool

[Music]

let's go ask reginald if he wants to

join us

[Music]

hi there reginald what's all the noise

for

this isn't noise it's music do you want

to join us

um certainly not

it's time for my afternoon nap

but music is fun

you'll like it if you try

no i won't

lions don't like fun

now go and play music somewhere else

so we move to the waterhole a bit

further away

one two three

[Music]

rob's joined in

[Music]

not that noise again

[Music]

will you please be quiet

quiet

quiet

quiet

i don't want to hear any more noise but

we did move further away reginald not

far enough we'll move further away much

further

much much further

so much further you won't hear a thing

so we moved far far away to the crater

of the old volcano

wow

perfect

we invited all the animals to a concert

welcome everyone welcome to our concert

on trumpet we've got our

[Applause]

[Music]

said the zebras on maracas

and let's hear it for herbert the

musical wartog on drums that's me

[Applause]

[Music]

uh

[Music]

everyone joined in

everyone

except reginald

that's it

now i've had enough

[Music]

yeah yeah

cool and again

[Music]

[Music]

god

[Music]

ah

[Music]

from that day on everything was

different

the savannah has never been quiet since

[Laughter]

that was great let's sing another song

hold on it's getting late and it's

nearly time for bed

better make it a lullaby this time

oh yes

sing me to sleep

[Music]

good night

[Music]

hey