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02x12 - The Story of Ronald and Rosie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "64 Zoo Lane". Aired: 18 February 1999 – 28 February 2013.*
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Series follows a 7-year-old girl named Lucy who lives next door to a zoo at 64 Zoo Lane. Each night, she is told a story by the animals.

02x12 - The Story of Ronald and Rosie

Post by bunniefuu »

hello i'm lucy i live at 64 zoo lane and

i have some very special neighbors

look there's

64

georgina

the story of ronald and rosie

hi everyone lucy what kind of story

would you like to hear tonight oh i

don't know what can i choose from well i

know a dangerously dramatic story we've

got a fabulously funny story and i know

a lovely love story a love story

yeah

i don't think lucy wants to hear your

love story georgina well maybe but it's

boring no it's not it is

hmm

why don't we have a vote

all those who don't want to listen to

georgina's love story raise their hands

or trunks now

and now those who do want to hear

georgina's story

that's three in favor and three against

what about you boris well actually i

would like to hear georgina's love story

georgina please tell us your story thank

you lucy

this is the story of ronald and rosie

ronald the rhino was strong and tough

he wasn't scared of anything or anyone

it's victor the crocodile look out

ronald he's mean and nasty

mean and nasty eh

well so am i

but ronald the rhino wasn't always tough

one day ronald saw rosie she was

everything he'd ever dreamed of tougher

than a tornado with a sweet smile and

lovely long eyelashes

shall i ask rosie if she'd like to bash

a boulder with me yeah go on she likes

you

um

yes did you want to say something i um

i thought we could uh we might uh that

is if you don't mind we could um

we could what

nothing it's nothing sorry i thought you

were someone else bye

bye

suddenly ronald wasn't so tough anymore

he liked rosie but he didn't know how to

show his feelings

so he went to audrey the agony ostrich

for help

audrey can i have a word

ronald yes of course how marvelous to

see you what can i do for you well i

have a problem it's like this i've just

met a beautiful rhinoceros her name's

rosie oh how lovely

i want to be rosie's friend but i'm too

shy to talk to her don't worry ronald

the solution's very simple

give rosie some flowers i'm sure she'd

like that

so ronald picked some flowers

i hope she likes her flowers

maybe she doesn't like flowers no don't

be silly of course she likes flowers oh

i hope she does

hi rosie hmm

i've brought you a flower posey rosie

posey get it

oh

ronald yes

the flowers yes

where are they

oh ronald you need a plan

um yes i know you must build a nest a

nest yes a lovely romantic nest like the

weaver birds

built a nest

hi rosie look what i made just for you

a nest

for me

oh ronald you shouldn't down after you

oh ronald it's lonely

so

you're too heavy i'm sorry

i didn't mean um

there must be a way

poetry

that'll do the trick

rosie oh rosie wherefore are thou rosie

my dearest rhino rosie

i'm sorry i ate your posie and the nest

was not that cozy

but i love your great big nosy

oh

are you saying i have a big nose yes

well no

i mean your nose isn't small um

in fact it's quite big

but i think it's cute i have never been

so insulted in all my life

come back nosy i mean rosie i didn't

mean to rosie

please audrey was running out of ideas

oh

i've got it

you must be rosie's hero rose's hero yes

you must rescue rosie rescue her rescue

her from what something awful something

scary something dangerous

but audrey it won't work rose is a rhino

she's not scared of anything

it's no use

i'll just have to be a very lonely rhino

ronald felt very sad

oh rosie oh rosie if only you knew

then

something happened

something awful and scary

and dangerous

so

are you all right ronald

oh rosie you rescued me oh that's okay

i was supposed to rescue you

never mind you can rescue me

next time

next time

oh great uh

rosie yes ronald

ah rosie would you like to uh bash a

boulder with me why i'd love to ronald

and so ronald and rosie lived happily

ever after and the tick tick birds they

lived happily ever after two

oh

i've had enough of this lovey-dovey

stuff yes so have i let's play a game i

know a good game what is it what is it

kiss chase oh no

oh yes

good night giggles

good night tickles

good night lucy

sweet dreams

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