05x09 - Seed No Evil - City of Clipsville

[bunniefuu]

Sugar...

spice...

and everything nice.

These were the ingredients
chosen to create

the perfect little girl, but
Professor Utonium accidentally

added an extra ingredient to
the concoction: Chemical "X."

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra super powers,
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup

have dedicated their
lives to fighting crime

and the forces of evil!

[expl*si*n]

[narrator talking
indistinctly like a caveman]

Oh, ahh!

[grunts]

Uh...

[chatters indistinctly]

[chatters indistinctly]

[grunts]

Oh!

[chuckles]

[mastodon trumpets]

[grunts]

[mastodon trumpeting]

Huh?

Whoo!

[screams]

[grunting]

Oh!

[belching]

[mastodon trumpets]

[groaning]

Hmm!

Oh!

[chuckling]

[mastodon trumpets]

[coughing]

[laughing]

[gulps]

[mastodon trumpets]

[screaming]

[narrator talking
indistinctly like a caveman]

...That crime doesn't pay,

not in prehistoric Townsville
or modern-day Townsville,

where the students of
Pokey Oaks enjoy a field trip

to the museum of
natural history.

What we have here is an actual
caveman and his mastodon,

frozen in a block of ice
for over 10,000 years!

Whoa!

You may have noticed
our frozen friend

is carrying a pack of seeds.

Archaeologists have
determined that seeds

were a prehistoric
form of money.

So he's a crook!

Hmm!

Ooh! Bad caveman!

Very good, girls.

This is the world's
first criminal,

who fell into a frozen
lake centuries ago,

probably because
he was on the lam.

That's not a lamb, silly!

It's a fuzzy elephant!

Oh, I'd sure hate
to meet him in a dark alley.

Now let's move on.

I'm going to show you
how prehistoric man used

woolly mammoths
as dishwashers

and pterodactyls
as record players.

Not wanting to overshoot this
episode's educational quota,

let's fast-forward
to the evening,

as the museum shuts
down for the night.

[whistling]

Brr! It's cold in here!

Now where's
that thermostat?

[machine beeping]

Oh.

There we go.

[machine shutting off]

[alarm]

Ooh!

[grunting]

Whoo-ha!

[mastodon trumpets]

Oh. Oops.

The next day...

There you are, Mayor.

Thank you, my good man.

Boy, I just love my seeds!

What about pickles, Mayor?

Don't you know?

Sunflower seeds
are the new pickle!

[crunching]

Got to have
my daily seeds.

[rumbling]

Oh, my!

Whoa!

[mastodon trumpets]

[grunting]

Take the money!
Don't hurt us!

Oh? Ahh!

Whoo!

He didn't take my money!
He took--

My seeds!

Meanwhile, at Pokey Oaks,

the children enjoyed
coloring time.

[telephone buzzing]

The Mayor!
Aw, man!

Yes, Mayor?

Emergency! Emergency!

What is it?

My seeds were stolen!

Seeds?
Sunflower seeds!

Sunflower seeds?

But I thought
you liked pickles.

No. Sunflower seeds
are the new pickle!

Calm down, Mayor.

I don't see what
the big deal is.

Bank robberies,
monster attacks--

Those are
emergencies.

So someone
took your seeds.

Just get some new ones.

No big emergency.

Well, ok.
If you say so.

This time, I'm going to
enjoy my seeds for sure!

[rumbling]

Uh-oh.

[mastodon trumpets]

[shouting]

Whoo!

Mayor, we're in school!

Call us when it's more
important than seeds.

Poor Mayor!
Will you ever enjoy your seeds?

They all want my seeds!

But I've got them
all fooled.

My secret seed stash!

Oh, my darling seeds!

Finally we'll have
this moment alone,

Free from judging eyes.

We will not be denied!

[mastodon trumpets]

Why? Why?

He's everywhere,
stealing my seeds!

It's hopeless!

Wait! Over there
on the dusty ground!

My seed!
My last one!

Don't worry,
my sweet seed.

I'll put you in this
handkerchief and keep you safe.

But all want my seed!

I can trust no one!

Mayor, are you
all right?

I don't have
one more seed!

[panting]

[ripping]

Whoa...

[panting]

Where are they?
Where are they?

Aah!

[bell rings]

Oh.

Aah!

Oh.

[chuckles]

I've been making
myself cuckoo!

Who would bother
with taking one seed?

[mastodon trumpets]

Oh!

Ooh!

Oh!

[giggles nervously]

[shouting indistinctly]

[mastodon trumpets]

Bah, buh, bee.

[shouting]

Calm down, Mayor!

What happened?

You're all messy.

[mastodon trumpets]

[grunts]

The Mayor has a seed.

Is that the guy
taking your seeds, Mayor?

Mayor, you could
have mentioned

the caveman and mastodon
when you called before.

Oh, was that important?

Well, if you'll excuse me...

Aah!

[mastodon trumpets]

Hey, isn't that the caveman
from the museum?

And his fuzzy elephant?

Aah!

Of course!

That's why he wants
the Mayor's seed!

Aah!

Because he's a gardener?

Aah!

No! He's a thief!

Aah!

Or maybe he's like
a prehistoric robin hood!

Aah!

That would explain
the elephant.

Uh, pardon me for
interrupting, girls,

but could you stop
the caveman

before he tramples
the other students?

Thank you.

Aah!

[mastodon trumpets]

Waah!

[mastodon trumpets]

Sure thing, Ms. Keane.

Ok, girls!
Operation 1-2-ahchoo!





Ahchoo!

Well, back to your life sentence
in the Natural History Museum.

Awesome!
They look as good as...

Uh...New!

Well, almost.

[giggles]

Thank you, girls.

Now it's safe to eat
your seeds, mayor.

What seeds?

Pickles are in again!

[slurp]

And so, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to the
Powerpuff Girls!

You've seen it here first!

The city of Townsville,

where the Powerpuff Girls
can usually be found

cleaning up the bad
elements of the city.

But today, they're simply
cleaning out their closet.

Wow! Remember this?

Mmm! My old lucky blanket!

How could we forget?

[whispering]

I am a good fighter.

I am a good fighter.

What are you doing?

I was, uh...Just, um...
Practicing my spelling.

What's behind your back?

Nothing!

Come on, show us!
No!

Huh? What's this for?

[grunting]

It's my blanket!

It gives me the strength
to be a great fighter!

[giggling]

What? What's so funny?

You couldn't
fight without it.

I don't remember.

Remember when Mojo
turned us into dogs?

Not so fast!

Mojo!
Jojo!

Too late, Powerpuffs!

Or should I
say Power-Pups!

[barking]

[laughing]

You're no threat now!

Try as you might,
I am higher than you,

and being higher than you
puts me out of your reach!

[laughs]

If you were up here,
you might get me--aah!

Remember when
he tried it again?

I have thoroughly
prepared myself!

Gross!

With the construction of
a special protective steel plate

with which to
protect my heinie!

[laughs maniacally]

Huh?

Hey! Does this ring
a bell, anybody?

Hmm...It seems familiar.

Come on, girls!

It's from the time
that the Professor

accidentally turned
us into babies!

[expl*si*n]

Oh, don't worry
about the noise, girls.

I've just invented a potion that
will keep you young forev--

[crying]

Oh, yes!
Now I remember!

There, there, now.
Just let it all out.

[passes gas]

There. Doesn't
that...Feel...Better?

Oh, aren't you just
a little angel?

[gurgles]

[vomits]

Yeah.

And remember how the Professor
turned everyone into babies?

[crying]

And remember when
we lost our superpowers?

[laughing]

Let's get him!

Aah!

Yeah. That got messy.

Hey! Remember when we sped up
time and became teenagers

and wore makeup and
gave up crime-fighting

and hung out at
the mall and stuff?

[elevator music playing]

Oh, my gosh!
Check it out!

She is, like, so wrong
in those pants!

Like, yeah, girlfriend!

[cell phone rings]

Hello?

[muffled voice on phone]

Oh, my gosh! We were
just talking about you!

Where are you?

Over here.

Oh. Hey.

So you going
to Todd's tonight?

I don't know. I got
to get on the treadmill.

I just majorly
pigged out on a donut.

If they only had, like,
candy-flavored salad or something.

And then
we discovered boys.

Blossom! Look!

Wow.

Tell me about it.
Like, that's what I said.

Hang on a sec.

Bubbles! Quick! Look!

[gulping]

Oh. We shouldn't
talk to them.

They're bad.

I know!

So...What's up?

Oh, um...You know...
Hanging out.

Aah!

What's up with you?

You know...Hanging out.

Hee hee. For sure.
Hee hee hee.

So, what's up, ladies?

You going to
Todd's tonight?

Um, I have to study
for an algebra test

for my English class.

What are you doing?

Uh...Going to Todd's.

[giggles]

What a coincidence!

So, what are you
driving now?

Oh, I'm rocking
the new Escalade.

Want to take a ride?

Uh, that's ok.

We rode the one up
from the first level.

Yeah. I just put
an mp3 player in it.

Oh, cool!
I love that game!

How about you, Blossom?

Want to take a ride
on Butch's Escalator?

Sure. What floor?

Boy, were we dumb!

Yeah. Let's remember
something else.

Oh, hi, girls!
What are you up to?

Oh, we're just sitting
around remembering stuff.

Aw, that's neat!

Um...What are you
doing, Professor?

Oh, I was just remembering
a thing or two of my own.

Oh, neat-o!

Ooh! Tell us one,
Professor!

Well, there was the time
that I got in my car

and I drove down to the
Department of Motor Vehicles,

and then, I renewed
my driver's license!

Oh, yes.

Um, Professor,
we're trying to remember

things that
are interesting!

For example, do you remember
the time you got married to...

Ms. Bellum looks
lovely, doesn't she?

By the power
vested into me,

and the blah blah,
um-diddly-oodle,

the blank poodle, and the blah,
blah, blabbidy-blah,

I pronounce you
man and woman.

You may kiss the bride.

Finally! After all this time,
we get to see her face!

Aah!

I have always loved you.

Ok. Ha ha.

I think that's quite enough
remembering for now.

Uh, so, if you
don't mind, I--

What are you doing
in our closet, Mr. Mayor?

You mean, we're
not in my house?

Sorry, Mayor.

Well, that explains
all that cool furniture.

Hey! Do you have
any memories, Mr. Mayor?

Oh, for sh**t!
I got loads of them!

How about the time
I came over your house

and hung out in your closet
and remembered stuff?

You mean, now?
Oh.

How about when the Professor
invented a giant pickle?

Wait a minute, Mayor.

That never happened.

Oh.

Well, a man can
dream, can't he?

Oh, hey, remember when
I got my toenails painted?

Remember when
I mowed my lawn?

Remember when I
forgot everything?

Remember the 39-cent
burger wars?

Remember when
cartoons were simple?

Remember when we were
remembering stuff?

Yeah, and all those people
came into our closet.

That's right!

I forgot!

[laughter]

Hey, remember
how at the end

of every "Powerpuff Girls"
episode I'd come in and say,

"So once again, the day is saved
thanks to the Powerpuff Girls"?

Ha ha! Oh, that was great!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they
come just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ Trying to
save the world ♪

♪ Here they come
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!