06x02 - Makes Zen To Me - Say Uncle

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of...

Ohhh!

No! I give up!

Ow! Ooh! Aah!

[groaning]

That takes care of that.

Boy, I'm hungry! Let's go meet
the Professor for dinner.

Hurry up, you guys!

Yeah, this is great!

All you can eat--how I love it!

There she goes again,
"Miss Overdo-it."

[chewing]

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, nothing.

Here are your fortune cookies.

- Yay!
- Yay! - Yay!

One for you...

and one for you...

and one for you.

What's your fortune, Bubbles?

"You bring sunshine to
all who surround you."

I do!

Ha ha ha!

What's yours?

"Your quality is
that of a leader.

Others are sure to follow you."

- Hee hee hee!
- Hee hee hee!

That's true!

What's yours, Buttercup?

"Be not violent or angry.
Peace lies within."

What a stupid fortune!
It wasn't even funny.

I don't know, Buttercup.

Sounds right to me.
- Me, too!

What?!

I'm just saying you should
take it to heart.

You have been taking
your fighting

a little
too far lately.

Yeah. You didn't have
to beat the stuffing

out of Fuzzy so badly.

Poor Fuzzy!

Hello! He's a stinking
bad guy, remember?

He deserves it!

He gave up.
It was over!

But you continued to
beat him up anyway.

It was a bit much.

You just don't know
when to stop.

You're always overdoing it.
- Unh-unh.

- Uh-huh.
- Unh-unh!

- Uh-huh!
- Unh-unh!

- Uh-huh!
- Unh-unh!

- Uh-huh!
- Unh-unh!

- Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
- Unh-unh! Unh-unh!

I'm the good guy!

Oh, no, you're not!

[gasp]

Oh, Fuzzy!

Are you proud of yourself,
young lady?

I...I...

Thanks to you, he can't
eat right, he can't talk right,

he can't even think right!

But I...No...

No! Noooo!

What got into her?

Those jerks! It's not
like how they say.

I'm just doing my job.
I'm just...

Ohh, who am I kidding?

They're right.

I'm a mess.

I need to change, and I don't
even know where to start.

At the beginning, Grasshopper.

What the--who?

I'm not a grasshopper!

Knowing the problem
is the first step in solving it.

I can guide you, but the journey
is yours alone to take.

You don't even know what my
problem is. How can you--

Grasshopper, be not
violent or angry,

for peace lies within.

Yeah, yeah. I get that a lot.

I think this was yours.

My fortune from the cookie!

But how did--

To conquer oneself
is a greater victory

than to conquer
thousands in battle.

You need patience, Grasshopper,

and wisdom.

Wait, wait!

Wow! That is so cool!

Wait for me!

The path will not be easy.

I'm ready.

Only the most
serious mind can--

That's me!

- You must look inward.
- Get on with it!

You must be patient,
Grasshopper.

Oh. Sorry.

You must let go.

I'm ready, teacher.

Good. We begin.

This is going to take a while.

[wind blows]

Fire beetle.

Yes, it is I.
The prodigal monkey returns,

for I left but a student,
but I must be the master,

so I have returned
to be the master,

for I am
no longer the student.

And to be the master,
I must defeat the master,

and then I will be the master
and no longer a student,

for you were supposed
to teach me,

but you could not
because you are crazy,

so I have taught myself.

Now this monkey returns
to destroy you

and elevate my status to master!

How do like them apples,
fancy pants?

You came seeking
only violence.

You were impatient. You would
not look inside yourself.

I could only guide you.

The journey was yours to make.

I did not fail you,
nor the teachings.

You failed yourself.

And another thing:

you're not a monkey, you're
a chimp. There's a difference.

Your double-talk
no longer works on me,

for I am the master,

which I shall now prove
without further delay,

so prepare yourself
for a whuppin'!

Hold the phone!

A Powerpuff Girl?!

She is my new student
and most accomplished.

She has done what you could not:

she has calmed herself.

Her? You crazy teacher, man!

She is the most violent
and ill-tempered

of all the Powerpuffs,

the most easily enraged,
reveling in destruction,

anger, overkill, and...

Well, uh...I show you.

Girls are stupid.

I'm smarter than you.

You cannot defeat me.
Green is not your color.

You look fat in that dress.

Mmm! No matter.

Enough time wasting!

Oh, this is so frustrating!

Your shoe's untied.

- Hmm?

Sucker monkey punch!

What should I do, master?

The water rushing
down the mountainside

washes away impurities

and replenishes the land.

You must be like water,
Grasshopper.

- What?
- Kick his butt!

Oh, no!

Hey-yaaahh!

Wait! I take it all back!
I didn't mean it!

Boom!

Aaahh!

Ooh! Uhh! Aah!

Ugh! Ooh! Eee! Ugh! Ohh!

Yeah! High-five! Whoo-hoo!

Oh. Yeah. Sorry.

Grasshopper,
a skilled warrior strikes

a decisive blow,
then stops.

Be not boastful or arrogant.

Strike out of necessity.

Take no delight in
the defeat of others.

Yes, master.

You have done well,
Grasshopper.

Fighting evil is your purpose.

But remember: all things
in moderation.

Now, it is time to
rejoin your sisters.

Thank you, master.

[kiss]

Ha ha ha!
She's a good kid.

NARRATOR:
Wow! It's a whole new Buttercup!

Who says a grasshopper
can't be a butt-kicker?

And so once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

NARRATOR:
The city of...

Longville, Minnesota!

The turtle-racing
capital of the world!

It's turtleneck and turtleneck
here at the track.

That Sheldon's a peppy fella.

Oh, yeah. It's all those hours
he put in during the off-season.

Way to show them what
you're made of, Sheldon!

Meanwhile, back in...

the city of Townsville...

Professor Utonium is getting
ready for a very big day.

Whatcha doing, Professor?

Well, Bubbles, I'm getting
ready for a very big day.

There's a scientific exposition

at the Townsville
Convention Center,

and you're looking
at the keynote speaker.

I'm giving a presentation
on the proliferation

of subatomic particles
on the ribonucleic plane,

and its relationship
to the proliferation

of ribonucleic particles
on the subatomic plane.

Oh, it's really quite
fascinating, isn't it?

[doorbell]

ALL:
I'll get it!

Hello! Important telegram
for Professor Utonium!

A telegram?

That's right!
An important telegram!

Thanks.

You're very welcome!

Have a teleriffic da--

Professor, Professor,
Professor!

You have an important
telegram!

- A telegram?
- Here!

"Dear Professor, am coming
to town this morning.

"Only here for the day. Want to
see you and meet the girls.

"I'll be on the last train
from Clarksville.

"Come meet me at the station.

Your brother, Eugene"

Girls, guess who's
coming for a visit?

Your brother,
Eugene?

Your uncle Eugene!

GIRLS:
We have an uncle?

Sure do! Ahh, me and your
Uncle Eugene

used to get pretty crazy
back in the day.

He's quite the wild man.

He doesn't look so wild to me.

- Ha ha ha ha!
- Hee hee hee!

Ooh! But my big
scientific lecture!

Oh, I won't have
time to pick him up!

We can pick him up, Professor.

- Yeah, we'll do it!
- Yeah, we'll do it!

That's a great idea, girls!

You can spend the day getting to
know your Uncle Eugene

while I'm at the conference.

[air brakes hiss]

All right, all right.
Now look,

all you gotta do is
sit on this here stool

and make sure that
that wild fella in there

don't cause no ruckus.

You think you can handle that?

Sure thing.

Oh, yeah! One more thing:

this guy is nuts over taffy.

He goes crazy for
the salty-sweet tang.

So whatever you do,
do not let him near any taffy!

Got it?

Boy, did I pick the wrong day

to start my all-taffy diet.

Oh, well!

Rowrrrr!

[growling]

[horn]

- What about that guy?
- I don't think so.

[sniffing]

Ooh! Is that him?

Well...He is pretty tall.

And he's got red hair.

Lots of it!

Uncle Eugene?

We're your nieces.

- The Powerpuff Girls!
- The Powerpuff Girls!

Professor had
a very important meeting,

so he sent us here
to pick you up.

And we get to spend the whole
day getting to know each other!

- So how was your trip?
- Got any tattoos?

What's your favorite color?

- Have any luggage?
- How much can you bench?

You must be pretty hungry
after that long train ride.

Want some of my
Townsville taffy?

Mmm! Mmm!

Here, have some more!

Good, good! Good, good!

Well, we better be going.
Can't be late for school.

Follow us, Uncle Eugene.

Gimme gimme gimme
gimme gimme!

Thank you, Mitch, for sharing
your wonderful collection of...

assorted earwaxes.

Ok, girls, what did you bring
for show-and-tell today?

Well, we brought
our Uncle Eugene.

Oh! How excit--

Aah!

Ms. Keane, this is our uncle.

N--N--Nice to meet you!

He's the Professor's brother.

Great!

Uh, why don't you
show your freak...

...Ishly handsome
uncle to his seat,

so Julie Bean can have her turn?

This weekend,
my parents took me

to the Townsville
taffy festival,

so I brought this big box
of taffy in for everyone!

Mmm!

[kids cheering]

[crashing]

Gimme gimme gimme
gimme gimme!

[screaming]

[all screaming]

Wait! It's ok!

He's just playing!

This monster's
gonna eat us all!

He's not a monster-- He's our uncle!

He's just a little wild.

[screaming]

Chomp chomp chomp
chomp chomp!

[carnival music]

I can't believe
I got such a great deal

on these taffy trousers.

Well, at least I still have
this snappy taffy tee!

Aw, poofers.

Powerpuff Girls! Boy,
am I glad to see you!

Some crazy monster
just ate my pants!

- Really?
- What did he look like?

Oh, I don't know-- Kind of tall, red,
hairy.

MAN:
My taffy monocle!

WOMAN:
My taffy taffy!

He must be stopped
before the whole town is left

in various states of undress.

You gotta stop him!

We have to do something!

But what? He's our uncle.
We can't just knock him out.

I said, we couldn't
just knock him out!

What else was
I supposed to do?

He had it coming, right?
Right?!

Let's at least try
to clean him up

before the Professor
gets home.

Girls, I'm home!

[gasping]

Hey, Professor!

Is it me, or is he
looking even smarter?

Well!

Oh, yeah, much smarter!

Ohh, I don't know.

You must have given
some presentation today!

Well, I did throw
my colleagues

a few algorithmic zingers.

[laughing unsurely]

So, where's that
crazy brother of mine?

- Uhh... - Ohh...
- Um...

- Brother?
- Well...

Yeah, the brother.

Ohh...

he's really let
his hair grow out.

Well, while we're waiting for
your Uncle Eugene to wake up

from one of his famous naps,

why don't we all
have a little...

Townsville taffy!

Good, good!
Good good good!

What?

Is that the train I hear?

Um, does he have
to go already?

I'm afraid so!

Ahh! Whew!

That Eugene hasn't
changed a bit!

Beat, huh?

I've had a pretty
rough day myself.

But you know what they say,

you can't end the day
without feeling happy,

after biting into a sweet piece

of Townsville taffy!

NARRATOR:
And so once again, the day is saved,

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

And taffy...

and that turtle, Sheldon--

Boy, he sure can motor, huh?

Zoom!

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!