06x07 - Custody Battle - City Of Nutsvillle

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville.

And no better place
to spend father's day.

Son, when I was your age,

ah...I was 12.

Billy, that was
an amazing shot.

Some day you're going
to be a famous player.

Yes, it's a wonderful day
for all the dads of Townsville.

Well, almost.

"You're going to be
a famous player."

Sickening.

Dad, I want to be a man
just like you someday.

I love you, too, son.

Oh, please.

Argh!

Daddy!

Those mean boys beat me up
and took my ice-cream money

and gave me a wedgie!

[gasps]

The Rowdy Rough Boys!

This is not possible!

How is it that something that
was destroyed can exist again?

I demand an explanation
as to how something

that was destroyed
can exist again!

Duh,

nice hat, Dork-o.

Ha ha ha.

How dare you talk
to your father that way!

Father?

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

[engine approaches]

Yes, it seems that the boys
have a new father now.

What?

I brought the boys back,

so I am their father now.

Incorrect!

The Rowdy Rough Boys
were my idea,

which means
I was the original creator.

Yes, it was I who originally
created them,

which means it was I whose
creativity led to the origin of the idea

which resulted in
the creation of them.

Therefore, the idea originated
before the actual creating began,

resulting in total origination

of all creativity.

Uh, I didn't get that
the first time.

Can you repeat that?

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

I'm sorry, Mojo,

but your creation was destroyed
by the Powerpuff Girls,

and would probably
still be destroyed

if I didn't revive them.

Besides,

seeing how I
made them better...

They should remain mine.

Better?

How can you make Mojo Jojo's design
of the Rowdy Rough Boys any better?

Ha ha ha.

By making them immune to
the Powerpuffs' girly kisses.

Now they can't be destroyed by
the mere touch of cooties.

So why don't you run along,
chimp chump?

Those boys were created
to do pure evil,

which makes me
the more fit father

since I am pure evil!

Oh, I'm sorry,

but nobody does evil

the way I do!

That is not so!
Is so!

Is not so!
Is so!

Is not!
Is so!

Is not!
Is so!

Is not!
Is so!

Very well, then.

Since you will not acknowledge
that I, Mojo Jojo,

the original creator of
the Rowdy Rough Boys,

who were originally
created by me,

am the more evil father,

you leave me no alternative

but to prove that I am
the more evil father,

therefore making me
the better parent!

Fine, then.

And I will prove that
I am the eviller parent!

Very well, then!

Let the evil begin.

First, I will demonstrate
my total evilness

by kidnapping
the Mayor of Townsville.

Ha ha ha!

Friends and neighbors

and, uh, fellow bed-wetters,

we are gathered here today

to witness the holy
union between--

Uh, oh?

You don't say!

Who's gettin' elected?

Now, observe.

And furthermore,

it has come to my attention that
there are just too many of you.

Behold the TRCP 800!

You mean
Totally Rad City Pulverizer?

No, dum-dum!

The Remote-Controlled Pickle!

Which brings me
to my next point,

which is that...

The point...The point is...

Uh, which is...

Argh.

Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.

Pickle. Pickle.

Ha ha ha.

Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.
Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.

Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.
Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.

Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.

Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.
Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.

Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.
Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.

Now prepare to
witness true evil!

Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.

Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.
Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.

Steady...

Steady...

Yoo hoo!

Up here, Mr. Mayor!

Pickle?

Pickle!

Curses!

And now,
my dear boys,

I will show you
just how evil I am

by letting the Mayor
play a little game

of upsy-downsy!

Good little Mayor.

Pickle. Pickle?

Whoops.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Man, that was pretty evil!

Mayor, are you ok?

Banana!

Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana.
Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana.

Yup, he's just fine.

Argh!

Don't worry, boys,

there's more evil
where that came from.

Wow, a giant fighting robot!

Yes.

A giant, evil fighting robot,

created by Mojo Jojo!

[laughs evilly]

Now watch this!

And now,
observe total evilness!

Wow!

That's super evil, dude!

Yes.

And it's all yours
to command.

You mean we can blow
stuff up and stuff?

Mm-hmm.

Anything?
Anything.

Yeah!
All right!

Let's blow it up!
Blow it up real good!

Wait!

First, let's start with
that stupid Mayor.

Anyway, I got this little naked dude
following me, and it's a bummer.

Banana. Banana. Banana.
Banana. Banana. Banana.

All right, just take it,
please!

Banana.

Curses!

Oh, what's the matter,
Monkey Boy?

Technical difficulties?

Ha ha ha!

Boys, let's stop
monkeying around.

It's time I showed you
what real evil looks like.

Dr. Shank.

Yes, Dr. Yost?

Here is the secret code
for the C.S.D.

That I am not supposed
to give to anybody.

You mean the ignition code for the
cosmic singularity degenerator,

which, when activated,
will cause a fission reaction,

will send a warp-desensitive
parabolic gamma ray into the cosmos,

causing disalignment
between all celestial bodies,

then of course
throwing the earth out of orbit,

sending it hurtling
into the sun?

Yes. That code.

Ok. Just making sure.

[laughing evilly]

Splendidly evil, isn't it?

Evil? How about stupid?

Yes, thanks to
your foolishness,

we will be
reduced to nothing.

Nothing! Like the amount of
intelligence inside your head.

Nothing! Like the amount of respect
I get after 6 seasons on this show!

No, you are not
the more evil parent,

you are the more stupid parent,

which makes you unfit to be
the father of these boys.

Is not so.

Is so!

Not so!

Is so!

Not so!

Is so!
Not so!

Is so!

Not so!

Shut up!

We don't care which one
of you is more eviller

or more stupider
or whateverer!

There's only one evil
thing we care about,

and that's destroying
the Powerpuff Girls!

Yeah!

Let's go!

Why, that's the evillest
thing I can imagine!

All you can do is raise them
the best you know how

and hope they
turn out right.

I'm so proud of them!

[sobs]

NARRATOR:
And so, with Mojo and Him
finally happy together,

the day is doomed

thanks to

the Rowdy Rough Boys.

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville...

Is getting a little fix-me-up.

[crowd cheers]

Oh, the likeness is uncanny.

The likeness is uncanny.

It's about time the Mayor
filled that giant pothole.

I think it's nice that the Mayor
is keeping Townsville nice.

Filling potholes is
his job, Bubbles.

Being nice has
nothing to do with it.

I don't care.
He's still nice.

[bee buzzes inside Bubbles]

Bubbles?

You're buzzing.

I'm what?

Yeow!

Wake up, Bubbles.

Come on, Bubbles,
open your eyes.

Oh, that's it. That-a girl.

There she is.
There's our Bubbles.

Gee, Bubbles, getting stung
in the throat by that bee

must have really hurt.

[unintelligible] Bee?

Ah ah ah.

The doctor said no
speaking for a week.

The less you speak, the sooner
you can get out of that, um,

that, er...

Face brace?

Ha ha ha.

Now, now, girls,

it's not nice to make fun
of your sister's condition.

It's not her fault that she's
stuck wearing this...This...

Throat moat?

Ha ha ha!

Don't worry, Bubbles.

Look,
you can use this chalkboard.

If you have something
to tell us,

just write it down.

[squirrel chattering]

[squirrels chattering]

[chattering]

[chattering]

[yawns]

[splash]

[squirrels chattering]

Aah!

Aah!

[everyone screaming]

Aah! Aah!

[squirrels chattering]

[beep beep beep]

Hello, Powerpuff Girls?

Are you there?

[squeaks]

Is anyone there?

You must hurry!

The city of Townsville
has gone totally nuts!

If anyone's listening,

please pass this along
to the Powerpuff Girls!

[click]

[dial tone]

[yawns]

Was it important, Bubbles?

[ring]

Well?

Who was it?

Bubbles!

How many times
do we have to--

Oh.

You're not
supposed to talk.

Don't mind her, Bubbles.

Just write down
exactly what happened.

Ok, ok, not exactly!

Just the facts.

All right, girls!

Let's get crackin'!

[squeaks]

Who could
have done this?

Aah!

Squirrels!

[chattering]

Bubbles!

Townsville's been overrun
by mad squirrels!

But where's the Mayor?

Psst.

Hey, Powerpuff Girls!

Up here.

Oh, Powerpuff Girls!

I'm so glad you made it!

Without you--

Without you, I don't know
what Townsville would do!

Don't worry, Mayor,

we have experience
when it comes to squirrels.

Using Bubbles' special
squirrel-talking powers,

we'll find out what's
making these squirrels nuts.

Right, Bubbles?

Cheep.

Oh, this is just great.

I can't believe this!

The one time we need to use
Bubbles' only special power,

and she can't even do it!

Oh, perfect.

Now where'd she go?

[chatters]

[chatters]

[chatters]

[beep beep beep]

[squirrels chattering]

[chatters]

[chatters]

[grunting]

Blossom, I can't hold off
these squirrels any longer!

It's Bubbles!

And...And...

a squirrel?

Get him!

Yeahhh!

[muffled yells]

Get out of the way, Bubbles!

Wait a minute.

That's not just a squirrel.

That's b*llet!

[chatters]

[chatters]

[chattering continues]

Well, Bubbles?

What did he say?

[chatters]

Mount rushmore.

Colonel sanders!

Oh, oh, I know!

A pez dispenser!

[chatters]

You better hurry.
There's not much time!

Oh, wait!

I think that's the Mayor!

You're right!

See, the squirrels
are all mad at me.

Marbles!
I don't play marbles.

What about gum ba*ls?
Mmm, I like gum ba*ls.

They're not gum ba*ls!

Bombs?
Or rocks.

I agree with Blossom.

There's nothing dangerous
about rocks, Mayor.

Ok, Bubbles,
we'll go with bombs.

The Mayor is sitting on bombs.

Where'd they go?

[chattering]

Oh, I get it!

The squirrels were storing
their nuts in that pothole

under the Mayor's statue!

Does that mean I'm not
sittin' on any bombs?

And so I, the Mayor...

Cheep, cheep
cheep cheep...

am proud to dedicate
this statue

to all the squirrels
of Townsville.

Cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep
cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep.

[chattering]

Also,
let's put our paws together

for Buttercup and Blossom!

Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.

Who, feeling bad
for teasing Bubbles,

have volunteered to help
clean up the mess

from the last statue.

Well, at least
it's not raining.

NARRATOR:
And so Townsville is safe
from squirrels once again

thanks to Bubbles and...And...

Uh, uh, bowling ball.

No. Uh, bunny!

Q-tip!

Cheese! Boogers?

Uh...

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs
save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ Here they come,
just in time ♪

♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!