06x09 - That's Not My Baby - Simian Says

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville...

is being attacked
by an angry monster!

[all screaming]

And it's headed straight
for that baby carriage!

[screeching]

[all cheering]

Yay! Hooray
for the Powerpuff Girls!

Gee! Can you imagine
if there had been

a baby in that carriage?

[baby screaming]

Oof!

And once again,
peace is restored.

Oh, thank goodness!

Here you go, lady!

You have a really cute baby.

I know.

But that's not my baby.

Oh, hee hee.
Sorry.

Here you go.

That's not my baby.

- Is it your baby?
- Nope.

- Is it your baby?
- No.

- Is it your baby?
- Yeah.

Ow!
Uh, no.

That's not my baby.

Hey, people!

Doesn't anybody know
whose baby this is?

- Sorry.
- No.

- Not my baby.
- Never seen it before.

- It's not mine.
- Can't help you.

- Sorry.
- Not mine.

- It's not mine.
- Don't know whose baby that is.

[indistinct chatter]

So, now what?

I guess we find more moms.

Do you know
whose baby this is?

I'm sorry.
Doesn't belong to anyone I know.

Have you ever seen this baby?

Nope, sorry.
Not familiar at all.

Is this your baby?

My baby?

That thing don't look
nothin' like me!

Nope!

I don't get it.

I know.
She looked like a big baby.

No! I mean, we've asked
every woman in Townsville,

and nobody has ever even seen
this baby before.

So, let's just find
a babysitter.

Girls!
What are you doing here?

School got out 5 hours ago.

[together]
Um...

We brought you something.

Oh!
Is it an apple?

Well, I just love
sweet, little ap--

Aah!

A--a b-baby?

See? I told you she'd love
a sweet, little baby.

Girls, where did you get
that thing?

Well, we're looking
for his mother,

and we just need someone to look
after him for a little while.

[together]
Please?

Oh, no, girls!
No, no.

I'm sorry.

But, Ms. Keane,
I thought you loved kids.

Well, of course I do!

That's why I'm here
grading homework

so all of my 23 kids can get
the education they deserve.

Because I love kids.

[together]
But--but--

All righty, girls,
let's get moving.

Big day tomorrow.

[together]
Ok.

You want me
to take care of a baby?

Look, girls,
I'd love to help you,

but I already have a baby
to take care of.

You have a baby,
Ms. Bellum?

Wah!

Why can't we name Main Street
after me?

Humph!

As you can see, girls...
A big baby.

Ooh! Baby?
I'll take a baby!

I love babies!

Uh, sorry, Mr. Mayor.

Uh, you seem really busy
around here.

What?
I'm not doing anything!

Oh, Mayor,
it's time for your warm milk.

Ooh! Milky! Milky!
Milky!

[sucking]

Baby.

[kids screaming]

You look like you like kids.

Well, girls, it looks like
we're looking after a baby.

I think it's a bad idea.

Well, until we can find
his mother,

we don't have
a choice.

Maybe if we show that
we can take care of a baby,

the Professor will let us
have a hamster!

- Yeah!
- A hamster!

I mean,
how hard can it be?

We're superheroes!

[crying]

Is it broken?

Maybe it's hungry.

What do they even eat?

I know just the thing!

Veggie burger!

Babies don't
even have teeth, stupid!

He can't chew a veggie burger!

That's why
I chewed it for him.

[together]
Bubbles!

That is so gross!

Birds do it,
and they're not gross.

Ugh!
They eat worms!

Ok! Let's think
of something

that's already soft.

How about chili?

Ugh! Pee-ew!

Eww! Looks like
he already had chili!

Ugh. What do we do now?

I guess it's time
for you to change him, Blossom.

Me?
Why should I have to do it?

She's right, sis.

As the responsible one,
it's your duty.

Get it?
Your "duty?"

Heh heh.

Hee hee!
Hee hee!

"Duty"!

Why don't you do it?
You like to stink.

I only like my own stink.

Why doesn't Bubbles do it?

She knows all about
being a baby.

Ok, girls,
let's pull ourselves together.

We'll do it as a team.

This is gonna be easy!

[together]
Yeah, hamster!

[baby laughing]

Ow!
Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!

Gee, Blossom,

what happened to
"this is gonna be easy"?

See how cute he is with Octy?

[squeak]

Just look at the cute--eww!

Ok, let's play nice now.

Eek!

Octy!

Oh, quit being
such a baby, Bubbles.

We're superheroes!
Hey, watch it!

Oh, we gotta get rid of
this thing!

Ok.

All right, then.

Tomorrow,
we find his mom,

and everything will be
back to normal.

Now, let's just get
a good night's sleep.

Waah! Waah! Waah!
Waah!

[together]
Your turn, Bubbles!

Waah! Waah!

[cooing]

[together]
Hee hee hee!

You have to admit,
he does make cute noises.

[loud belch]

What was in that milk?

Nothing.

Except veggie burger.

[crying]

[clock ticking]

[crying stops]

Girls! Girls!
The baby's gone!

Spread out!

- Baby!
- Baby!

Here, baby, baby!

Uh, girls?

Oh! Do you think
he went outside?

[growling]

[all gasp]

[car horn]

Maybe we should
just tell the Professor!

Are you crazy?

He won't even let us
have a pet, remember?

You have a better idea,
tough guy?

Hey, guys,
there he is!

We should probably keep
a better eye on that thing.

[baby's stomach rumbling]

And we really need to watch
what we feed him.

[together]
Uh-huh.

[alarm clock ringing]

[baby crying]

My back is k*lling me.

Oh, that crying is
what's k*lling me!

All I can think about
is how tired I am.

Oh, we gotta ditch that thing.

Waah! Waah!

It's not our baby!

I know,

but we can't
just leave it

in a basket
on someone's doorstep.

Why not?
They do it on TV.

Well, we're not on TV.

She's right.
We've got to do the right thing.

[crying]

I saw some baskets downtown.

Where did you see
those baskets?

Hey! There's that monster
from yesterday!

Let's go sock it in the face!

It looks sad.

My baby!

Nice try, monster.

But this baby doesn't look
anything like you.

See? Oh!

He melted!

Ha ha! Yes!

Ha ha ha!
No, he didn't melt.

He just molted.

That form you saw him in
was just an ugly larva stage.

[together]
Eww!

Oh!
He's mommy's little terror!

Mm-hmm!

[baby giggling]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[stomping]

MAN:
Hey, watch it!

She can't do that!

Hey!
Let it go, Buttercup.

That baby is punishment enough.

NARRATOR:
And so, once again,
the diaper is changed,

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

Ooh! Hold the chili.

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville,

where it is
a beautiful, sunny day,

and there's not a sign
of trouble on the--huh?

[smack]
Ugh!

[whap]
Unh!

[grunting and smacking]

MOJO JOJO:
The city of Townsville--

a city that
while being a city,

is for some inexplicable reason
called "town."

and not only is it called
a town, but also a "ville,"

thus making it a city, town,
and village--

which seems to me to be
redundant and repetitive,

which can be quite annoying
if you ask me.

Which you have no choice
but to do,

for now I, Mojo Jojo,
am in charge of...

the city of Townsville,

where it is beautiful
and sunny.

And frankly, I'm tired of it!

So, I say instead,
the city of Townsville,

where it is a little overcast,

thus cutting down on
the incessant heat wave

we've been having.

And in the outskirts of this
city, town, ville, whatever,

at the Utonium chateau,
there are 3 little girls--

Blossom, Bubbles,
and Buttercup.

Gee, the weather sure
did change suddenly.

MOJO JOJO:
And though they thought
they would be spending

a peaceful day at home,

they hurriedly head for the city
to do my bidding!

Hmm. For some strange reason,

I feel compelled to go
into the city.

I know what you mean.
Let's go.

MOJO JOJO:
As they head out, they pass by
their father of sorts,

Professor Utonium.

Hi, girls.

Look what I just dug up
from the garage.

It's my old pseudo-subatomic
quasar-debabbler.

It picks up intergalactic
radio waves from distant stars

and decodes them
into crackles and pops.

Ha ha! The hours we would sit
there enthralled

by the sounds of cosmic static!

MOJO JOJO:
Blah blah blah,

I grow tired of Professor Utonium's
endless banter.

And as I grow tired of it,
so do the Powerpuff Girls,

for I am in control!

Is that all, Professor?
We're kind of in a hurry.

Well, I just thought I'd share

a bit of Utonium history
with you.

Ah, shut up!
What just happened there?

Um, I think you just dissed
the Professor.

Something's wrong here.

Oh, well, I, um, don't want
to keep you girls

from any important business.

I'm sorry, Professor.

We're just in a real hurry
to get into town.

Oh, don't mention it.
Ha! I understand.

Why, I remember
when the premiere issue

of "Extreme Chemical Physics"
came out.

Why, I was so anxious to get
a copy, I--

Uh, oh, is the latest issue
out already?

MOJO JOJO:
As the girls head to the city
in a hurried manner,

they--wait a minute!
Hold up!

Oh, I can't wait to give
this baby a whirl!

MOJO JOJO:
And to the Professor,
they each gave a swift kick.

Why? Because I don't like him!

No! Not one bit!

Hmm. Maybe I should curb
their sugar intake.

MOJO JOJO:
And off those girls fly
to the city--

No, walk!

Ugh! Whose dumb idea was it
to walk, anyway?

Anyone can see these feet
aren't designed for walking.

At least it's not raining.

MOJO JOJO:
That's not a bad idea.

And so, the Powerpuff Girls
steal many jewels to my liking--

meaning the most expensive ones
which contain

the topmost quality and clarity.

Nice.

MOJO JOJO:
Then, they head to the bank.

[boom]

Thanks!

MAN:
Um...You're welcome?

MOJO JOJO:
And next, it is off
to the museum where--hold up.

While flying past
Townsville hall,

the girls stop in and give
that Mayor a swift kick as well!

Powerpuff Girls!
To what do I owe the pleasure?

Ow!

Hey! There's my Mr. Pickle
action figure!

I was looking all over for that.

Thanks, Powerpuff Girls!

Oh, Mr. Pickle.

MOJO JOJO:
Then, off to the museum,
where fine art is procured,

and the finer the better.

Finally,
with a bag full of loot,

the girls head straight
for the lair

of that most ingenious,
brilliant,

and amazingly smart
Mojo Jojo.

Upon arriving, the girls do not
crash through the ceiling,

which has cost the owner of
said lair innumerable dollars.

But go through the front door.

Then, they...Wipe their feet!
Yes!

Buttercup,

I don't think
that bag of booty's

gonna fit through that doorway.

Oh, you betcha it will!

MOJO JOJO:
Carefully, they put the booty
in their designated places

where they are supposed
to be put.

And without further ado,
they destroy each other!

I amend that.

They carefully destroy
each other

without further harming the area

in which they are destroying
each other in.

Hello?
Testing...Testing.

MOJO JOJO:
Stop!

[screaming]

MOJO JOJO:
Stop! Cease! Desist!

Stop!
Stop!

Stop!
[boom]

[crash]

Stop! Stop! Stop!

[girls shouting at once]

MOJO JOJO:
Ooh! This thing never does
what I want to do.

What am I gonna-- Uh, hit this button.

[sputtering]

I haven't dusted this keyboard
in so long.

I don't know why
I can't see any--waah!

[grunting]

[girls shouting at once]

MOJO JOJO:
[muttering indistinctly]

No! What do you think
you're--

Oh, I can't get this to--
Hit this button here.

Why don't you ever do
what I want you to?!

Aw, you've never done...

Control-alt-delete!
Control-alt-delete!

Control-alt-delete!

Pay no attention to that monkey
behind the curtain.

[muffled]
Destroy each other.

Uh, go home!

In the stomach or in the face?

How about an option
of the third type?

MOJO JOJO:
[grunting]

Not the face,
not the face!

Ooh! Aah! Ooh!

Something's wrong here.

Yeah, we beat up Mojo...

And saved the day...

But it doesn't feel right.
It feels like...Like...

like something's missing!

[together]
Yeah!

But what?

[shouting indistinctly]

Hey, girls, look!

[shouting indistinctly]

NARRATOR:
Ow! Ugh!

Oh, girls,
thank goodness it's you!

I can finally end
this nightmare!

So, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

I knew something was missing.

Yup. Hee hee hee!

Good night, folks!

Now what?

NARRATOR:
Could I, uh, get a lift home?

[together]
Of course!

♪ Blossom ♪

♪ commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles ♪

♪ she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup ♪

♪ she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come, just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come, just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!