06x11 - West In Pieces

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The town of Townsville,

a simple little town
of law-abiding folk.

Forgot my...

Hey, you can't
come in here like that.

Oh, huh huh.

Pardon.

That's more like it.

[telephone ringing]

Sheriff, dentist,
window maker,

blacksmith's office.

Sure, please hold.

Excuse me,
Mr. Sheriff, Dentist,

Window Maker, Blacksmith,

Mr. Bell called
from the saloon.

He needs a re-glass
on his front window.

Ok, Ms. Bellum.

I'll get on it
right after this job.

Huh. Better put this one
back on the coals.

Ok, you can rinse now.

Suddenly, out of the west,

approaches a presence so evil,

so ominous, so fearful...

Yah!

So malevolent, so sinister,

so...

short--

Yes, Mojo the Kid
and his faithful steed burrito.

Si.

Uh-oh.
This doesn't look good.

Uh, say that again?

All right, you need to go back
to the end of the line

and fill out
a withdrawal slip.

Ok, anyone in line
for deposit only

or a tonsil removal,
DMV registration...

I just love doing that.

Suddenly, Mojo the Kid
busts in!

Suddenly, Mojo the Kid
busts in!

All right, nobody move!

Read this to him.

Uh, A-E-I-O...

[mumbling]

Give me that!

I, Mojo the Kid,
hereby intend to rob this bank

by forceful means, and--

I, Mojo the Kid,
hereby intend to rob this bank

by forceful withdrawal
of its funds,

therefore removing by force

all acceptable forms
of currency

and surrender them
unto my possession.

Hmph!

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, yeah, right.

Look, you need to fill out
this robbery slip

and go wait in line
with the others.

Hey, um,
what's today's date?

You got a pen that writes?

All right!

Where's them broken windows?

So, you're the famous
sheriff, dentist,

blacksmith, window maker.

Well, there is a new
sheriff, dentist,

blacksmith,
window maker in town

and his name is
Mojo the Kid.

I will return tomorrow
at 12 noon

to rob the 2nd bank ever.

And when Mojo the Kid-- that's me--

returns at 12 noon tomorrow,
I want you out of this town.

Ok.

♪ I get to go out of town ♪

♪ I get to go out of town ♪

[scatting]

And so Mojo the Kid
robs the first bank ever.

Then, exiting the building
g*ns a-blazing,

he calls for
his faithful steed burrito.

Si.

He makes his grand escape...

Yeow!

And he rides off
into the sunset.

Ow, ow, ow, ow...

Oh, no.

What will the people
of Townsville do?

Well, what are we going to do?

I say we get ourselves
a posse

and sh**t him down
like a dog.

sh**t him? With what?

Can't use no g*ns on TV,
you nitwit!

[jabbering]

S-S-S-Sock him in the head
with the...

Hammer?

[jabbering]

Uh, excuse me,
Mr. Governor,

we can talk to him
real nice like

and ask him
to leave us alone.

Why? Why?

Why did you have to make
the biggest guy in town

the stupidest?

Talk to him?

He ain't going to leave
nobody alone no-how,

nowhere, no-what,

long as he be going around
with that big, bang, bazoomin',

banana-sh**ting thing

going pow-pow-pow
over the folks' heads!

[sobs]

We's doomed!

It's all right, maw.

It's all right.

[clears throat]

I have an idea.

Why don't we ask
that crazy inventor

who lives on
the edge of town to help us?

Say, I know!

Why don't we ask
that crazy inventor

who lives on the edge of town
to help us?

[cheering]

[sighs]

Hmm.

Let's see here.

Sassafras,

arsenic,

and everything
old-fashioned.

Hmm. I'm missing something.

There's his house.

Maybe he's in the john.

[expl*si*n]

Boy, he had to go bad.

Professor Utonium,
you gots to help us.

Mojo the Kid has robbed
the first bank ever.

Yeah.

And he's thrown
the sheriff out of town.

Yeah.

[inhales]

Yeah.

Uh-oh.

Wait! He's trying
to say something.

[mumbling]

Muh-muh-muh...

marshmallow macaroon?

Give me that.

[coughs]

Boys, I've just invented
a solution to all your troubles.

Citizens of Townsville,
I give you Blossom,

Bubbles, and Buttercup--

the Steamypuff Girls!

Uh, pardon,
Mr. Utonium, sir,

but how's them


supposed to protect us
from Mojo the Kid?

Um, girls?

We'll knock him
to Knoxville!

We'll nail him to Salem!

We'll smack him,
uh, sort of,

to Florida?

That's not a city,
it's a state, dumb-dumb.

I know, but it rhymes.

Whatever.

Girls, let's show them
what we got.

[grunting]

Oops. Heh heh heh.

I forgot.

[cheering]

Hey, man,
do you see what I see?

Yoo-hoo!

Howdy, partners.

Are youse the stage coach?

Uh, stage?

You mean, like, a play?

Uh, yeah, yeah, sure.

I coach all of them stages.

You know, like that Broadway
up in New York

or like that dude
who's shaking the spear

all the time, you know?

Oh, great, because I need
a ride out of town

with all my really
valuable stuff.

Uh, well, like, we got no more
room for passengers,

but we can take
all your stuff for you.

So you won't
have to carry it, bro.

Hmm. I don't know.

I mean, that's such
a generous offer.

Oh, come on.

It's no trouble really.

By the way, dude,

that's a really nice
pair of boots.

We can take those, too.

Aw, gee, you shouldn't.

And the hat, and the vest,

and the shirt, and the pants,
and the corset.

Lose it.

And the belt...

and the socks...

and the badge.

No, no, no, no.

On second thought,
you might need it.

Adios! Heh heh heh!

Yeah, huevos rancheros.

Ah, such nice men.

Heh heh heh.

[bong]

Hey!

[bong]

It's Mojo the Kid.

No fooling, numbskull!

Lookee!

[bong]

It's them P-P-P- Steamypuff girls!

There's going to be a showdown.

[chewing]

[chewing grows louder]

[chewing continues]

Shut up!

Enough of this
stupid suspense!

Let's get on
with this fight!

Wait,
we got to do this right.

We need someone
to count for us.

All right, all right.

I'm counting.

[clears throat]



Abraham, "W"...

I thought you said
you graduated!

I did graduated...

from kindergarten.

Oh!

The counting
won't be necessary,

for Mojo the Kid

is the fastest draw
in the west.

Look out!
He's going to draw!

[singing]

♪ Come to take me home ♪

Heh heh heh.

Aah!

[engines sputter]

Aah!

[crash]

Criminy.

Heh heh heh.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Buttercup!

Ha ha ha!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Bubbles!

No!

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

Oh...

Yes, Steamypuff Girls,

you are no match
for Mojo the Kid.

Oh, no!

It looks like Townsville
is now Mojoville!

Mojoville?

I like the sound of that.

Ha ha ha!

Hee hee, heh heh heh.

Yes, as I was saying,

welcome to Mojoville.

Yes, Steamypuff Girls,

there's a new sheriff,
dentist, blacksmith,

window maker in Mojoville,

and his name is
Mojo the Kid.

Ptew!

Our Sheriff the Kid
or something like that.

Oh, not quite yet, Mr. Kid...

thanks to my latest invention,

dually undercoated
concentric tear strip!

What does that mean?

Oh, just another fancy word
for duct tape.

What?

[cheering]

No!

And stay out of Townsville,
you hear?

[cheering]

Why you Steamypuff Girls
is the greatest!

The way you zip,
bang, and boom,

bam and whoop, zing,

and that Mojo high up
in that jailhouse--

what in Sam's hell?

Hello, everybody.

Go ahead, call me a fool,

but there I was
out in the desert

and these 5 guys
took everything I own.

And then,

long after they're gone
it occurs to me

I never asked Mojo the Kid
when he wanted me to come back!

Heh heh.
So's I came back to ask.

[sobs]

How did he get so stupid?

It's all right, maw.

It's all right.


in the desert, huh?

Come on, girls,

we've got some g*ng Verde
to take care of.

And so once upon a time,

the west was saved by
the Steamypuff Gals.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime ♪

♪ trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!