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04x21 - The Story of Confuse-us the Carp

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "64 Zoo Lane". Aired: 18 February 1999 – 28 February 2013.*
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Series follows a 7-year-old girl named Lucy who lives next door to a zoo at 64 Zoo Lane. Each night, she is told a story by the animals.

04x21 - The Story of Confuse-us the Carp

Post by bunniefuu »

the story of confuse us the cop

yay

hello everyone

oh

poor molly

and poor nelson

oh

it's no use giggles tickles what's wrong

up there

it's

boris in our tree

boris how did you get up there

i don't know

oh

i'm too scared to calm down

what is going on here

we can't help it lucy

it's been a very strange day

a topsy-turvy sort of day

you need story

wise old cop

baba always wake up early to see fine

morning

oh

bob say good morning to friend horace

good morning

hey look

that day

something was wrong with my morning

why clouds down here

clouds supposed to be up in sky

maybe they'd not feel well

crowd need hug to make feel better

oh

clown not like hug

come on bow bow let's go for our morning

walk

then we saw not very happy bees

why bees buzzing

i think they're upset because the peony

flowers weren't open

but why flowers not want open

flowers supposed to open in morning

always hmm this is all rather odd

topsy-turvy even

it's a mystery

we need find

wisdom to solve mystery

so we went to see confused wise old cop

who lives in mirror lake

greetings who come seeking advice from

confuse us the wise

we need your wisdom oh wise cop we've

seen many strange things today the

clouds have come down from the sky the

flowers won't open and the bees are

upset oh this making bow

what's he talking about

do not worry my friends i will show you

how to restore balance of ping pong

we must go on a journey to show high

mountain

so high mountains far away first we

cross

moon steps

and walk through water cloud shower

hey look over there it's cassandra the

queen

cassandra was not happy crane

bob i'll help

i don't know what happened there

my knee is feeling wonky it's a very

strange sort of day

don't worry cassandra we're going to

make everything okay again

i'll keep sliding down every time i try

to climb this rock

gertie was not a happy goat

come on

we must travel on

yes the balance of ping and punk

must be restored before sunsets

climbing was hard work

but finally we arrived high up on so

high mountains

so

here we are what do we do now wise old

cop

stings my

more wise thoughts

ah well i can't see any ping here

i see no pong either only a tree with

strange leaves

called

pingapong

okay

all day long

that's better

everything was bought the way it was

supposed to be

so you see confuse us wise or cop had

been right about peeing and palm

oh

he very wise fish

what a brilliant story bow bow

yes just fabulous

thanks bow bow oh

oh molly let me help you

thanks lucy

oh that's much better

i need your help now georgina of course

um what would you like me to do

is a bit closer to the tree

now up

to the right no that's too far a bit to

the left

that's it

it's safe now boris georgina has come to

rescue you

come on boris slide down

okay then

thanks for your help georgina you're

welcome and now it's time for you to go

to bed lucy