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13x05 - Episode 5

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Brother". Aired: July 5, 2000 – present.*
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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

13x05 - Episode 5

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Announcer: previously on "bigbrother"...

The house divided.

It was the newbies --

The original eight need to

Stick together or we don't have

A fighting chance?

Announcer: versus the veterans.i never thought I would be

Playing with brendan and rachel

And daniele and be in an

Alliance with them.

A plan was put into action to

Get keith evicted.

I nominated keith and porsche

For this week.

Her real mission was to keep

Porsche safe.

We're giving you the golden

Key.

You know what is going on?

Why are you crying?

I put you on the block because

I'm giving you the golden key.

Down in numbers, the vets

Needed to secure votes for their

Side.

It's - right now.

If we can swing somebody --

We know that.

So they went on the

Offensive.

You know you want to get rid

Of cassie?

You have me.

We're trying to think of a name

Because we heard you're in %.

Meanwhile cassie rallied to

Keep the newbies together.

I don't see anything to gain

By keeping them.

Are you going to be able to

Vote that way.

I'm voting with the majority.

I'm not putting my neck out on

The line.

But in the end it was the vet

Whose triumphed.

Keith, you are evicted from

The "big brother" house.

At the head of household

Competition, jordan putted her

Way to power.

Congratulations, jordan.

You are the new hoh.

Leaving the veterans in

Control once again.

Which duo will jordan nominate

For eviction?

Find out tonight on "big

Brother"!

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Julie: by a vote of

-, Keith, you are evicted from

The "big brother" house.

I'm so sad to see keith go --

Not!

Bye, keith.

One of us had to go and it was

You.

Keith leaving is great for

Our numbers.

Port shah is obviously on our

Side, I hope.

So the numbers are starting to

Grow in our favor.

Everything fell in place exactly

The way we wanted.

Our goal was to get porsche

Out.

We have a - vote.

Everyone said they're voting for

Keith and that was a done deal.

Two people from our side

Switched over and voted the

Wrong way.

I vote to evict keith.

I vote to evict keith.

I feel like I have been

Shanked multiple times.

It sucks man.

Two people were lying.

Keith calling me out in front

Of all of the newbies had to do

With why I wanted to vote him

Out.

You don't get a lot of chances

In here, especially with me.

Somebody is going to get an

a*s whipping at the end of this

I bet.

I'm aligned with the

Veterans.

I voted with the veterans but

The best part about that is all

Of the newbies have no idea it's

Me.

You know, after keith walked

Out of that door, reality set in

The newbies were not united.

So everybody put on a face to

Show that they were upset but at

This point, I know not to trust

Anybody.

I have been completely

Blindsided, to know that two

People in our group went to the

Other side?

That got me furious like a

Volcano on a hot day in hawaii

Getting ready to erupt.

Thanks.

I'm holding the golden key.

I can't be evicted until

People are left in the house.

Even though I can't play in

Competitions, I can still vote.

We were in such a tough spot

But we were still able to pull

Off the house majority.

If they really banned together,

They could have evicted porsche

This week and we would have been

In a pretty tough spot.

So I'm thanking all of my lucky

Stars that these newbies are

Idiots.

Congratulations, jordan.

You are the new hoh!

Jordan is definitely

Underestimated in this game.

Guess what, she did it today and

Proved she is a competitor in

This game.

Yay, I just won hoh.

Now, I don't have to worry about

Somebody coming after me.

They can worry about me coming

After them.

It's the best thing that could

Happen.

It's definitely scary for the

New kids to have a veteran in

Power again because we know

Without a doubt it's one of us

Going up.

And we just can't afford to lose

Another vote.

It suckles.

I can't believe you sunk it!

Right when you hit it, I was

Like, it's going in!

I'm not lying, my heart was

Kind of thump.

Did you see their faces?

So where were our other two

Votes?

That's what I would like to

Know.

I swear on my father I voted

For keith to stay.

I did what I said I was going

To do.

I'm so pissed off right now.

The reason why I was crying?

I'm pissed.

I stuck my a*s out for everybody

On our team and somebody --

Guess what?

It's on and cracking.

It's on!

So is anyone going to say

Anything about conversations we

Had?

No one is going to.

They came to me and asked me

To go with them and I said yes

To their face and then I said

No.

I'm pretty sure everyone got

Asked at some point in time.

They didn't come to me at

All?

Did they come to you?

Of course.

d*ck was hear and he was

Like, you have to do hohs and

All of this and to his face I

Said yeah, sounds good.

Because it was d*ck.

Why would youy to that.

What was I supposed to say?

No?

Dominic didn't say a word,

Just walked out.

Made me think he didn't want to

Stick around because he was the

Rat and was afraid he would get

Called out on it.

To me it was not a good sign.

Two people didn't vote the

Way --

Not just one somebody, two.

There are two people in there

That are lying about their

Votes.

They don't know one of them is

Me and I'm not telling them it's

Me either.

That's the one thing they

Have, no matter what happens,

They stay together, completely.

That's why I know I'm going

Up this week.

Why do you think that?

Because they came to me can

Asked me to join them and I told

Them yes and I turned by back on

Them.

That's why.

How is everything going.

We're good.

Two of our own.

Two of your own --

Didn't vote the way we were

Supposed to go.

Are there sides?

Is that what you guys are

Saying?

It's just a matter of, you

Know, how we all felt about

Porsche is all.

Some of us liked porsche.

And --

It's not about not liking

Her.

I'm not going to be bullied.

I want to know where the

Votes went.

I thought you guys had the

Votes for keith to stay.

I didn't know you wanted porsche

To stay.

I thought you were inglircht we

Were.

Well, so who --

It was a split house.

You never told us who you were

Voting for.

Nobody even came to us.

You guys didn't go to us.

Who were the two votes you

Guys got?

I don't know.

You don't know?

We just voted for who we

Wanted to leave.

I thought right off the bat

No one liked porsche?

I thought porsche was going to

Go.

You didn't tell us who you

Wanted us to vote for.

So who --

Huh.

You voted for porsche out and

Who else?

I don't know.

I don't trust them.

They all told me oh, yeah, we're

Voting for keith.

I said, ok, I'm going with the

Majority.

And then I sat there and I got

Robbed.

Oh, my god!

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He started crying.

Because we voted to keep keith.

Clear

Clear

Cassie started this "we hate

Porsche" club that she's the

Sole member of and it didn't

Affect me.

She is going to be evicted.

[Music playing]

[Music playing]

[Music playing]

You're ok?

No, I'm not ok.

I'm far from ok.

Because I know --

Listen to me.

No.

Don't play with your partner

Anymore.

Play individually.

Go make a deal.

Did you?

No.

You can tell me the truth.

I wanted to talk to adam

Because I wanted to make him

Feel better because he felt

Horrible.

He voted who the newbies said

They were going to vote and it

Was actually me that didn't.

You can take the blame for

Me: when dominic walked out of

The room, that kmpletd it.

Dominic walking out on me

When I came clean and I told the

Group about the deal made me

Stop trusting dom.

I think it's adam that cut a

Deal.

Like we could be sitting pretty

Right now.

One of us being hoh, keith with

Us had all of the votes if we

Would have run the tables.

That doesn't mean it's over for

Us?

It's over for me.

Because adam struck a deal.

That means adam is with them and

Adam probably told them I'm

Leading the charge.

I told you already I don't trust

Anybody but you but I do trust

Shelly.

Right.

I'm going to fight.

I can't guarantee my partner

Is playing.

You can't change what has

Happened.

Right.

So go play your game.

I was trying to worry about

What was best for adam and

Dominic but at this point I have

To worry about what is best for

Adam only.

You know the targets are

Sitting here.

I'm going to have a -- I have to

Do something.

Go talk to them and cut your

Own deal.

The only deal I could have

Here is get danny and get

Through the next few weeks but I

Have to get to adam.

Adam is dead to me.

I'm % solo at this point and

It's time to get crazy and start

Making some deals.

♪ .

Not at all.

I'm done.

Clearly not you unless this

Is a facade.

Why should I care.

Such a liar.

I can't trust you.

Can't you tell if I was lying

Or not?

No.

Flirting with daniele is kind

Of the only way to connect with

Her.

I need the other alliance now is

Danny is the one I trust and

Hopefully it works out for me.

Hopefully it works out for me.

Hopefully it works out for me.

Oh, my god!

Cassie and I have so awkward.

We can't even be in the same

Room.

I feel like there are crickets

Chirping behind us.

I stayed around, I stuck

Around, nothing was said.

It was awkward and

Uncomfortable.

That was really just for me to

Show her, you messed with the

Wrong girl.

I'm not some dumb little twit

That is going to cower in the

Corner because you're rachel.

Long day!

Who wants to see my hoh room?

[Cheering]

It just pains me that I have

To go up there and socialize

With people that I can't trust.

Everyone is like, yeah, let's go

See your hoh room!

Oh, my god!

That's my friend's first

Wedding.

That's my mom.

Who is that?

That's me.

That's you?

Look at your attitude!

I'm not going to cry this

Time.

Dear jordan, we hope you are

Doing well.

We are all missing you but we

Are all doing really well.

That definitely sounds like my

Family.

Peyton wanted me to tell you the

Barbecue place opened.

He said you would be excited to

Hear that.

Tell jeff we wish him good luck

This simple.

Jordan we want you to not worry,

Take care of yourself, miss you

And love you, mom and peyton.

I'm thrilled for jordan but

It was bittersweet.

I'm I'm looking forward to the

Moment I get to see my picture

And get my letter.

Goodnight.

You deserve it.

This room is really nice

Because I can enjoy some time

With jeff.

We can hang out.

Not that kind of hanging out but

Just like chilling out.

Just like chilling out.

It's bren deny!

It's brendan.

Franklin, franklin is the

House pet.

He's my trusted sidekick.

Guess what, it's crazy here

In the "big brother" house.

Franklin?

You son of a -- yeah, yeah, pow!

I am buttered up a little bit

Hanging out with them, maybe

More than I would otherwise, if

I can get in good with that

Veteran side of the house, even

If it cost me my integrity and

Pride running in a towel

Superman costume, so be it,

Let's do work.

I can't believe what you have

Done, you have sullen my best

Friend franklin, not only a

Turtle but my life's companion.

I shall, like all superheroes

Show forgiveness and help you

Up.

Sometimes men wear tight

Pants.

I agree.

We must dance.

We must dance.

At this point I have to worry

About what is best for adam.

When the votes came down - in

Porsche's favor, I knew the

Alliance of newbies were done.

I knew we were not going to be

Able to control the house the

Way we said we were going to.

Let's get down to business.

So I needed to do something

To assure I stayed in the game

Longer.

What happened?

The voting, you know, keith

And porsche, I won't lie to you,

I voted to evict erin and it

Wasn't the best strategic move

But --

You don't want to go home.

No.

Now where is your alliance or

Allegiance now.

The alliance I thought I had

Is not there.

Like everybody -- that was the

Other thing, too.

Like other people were like, we

Got to stay together, we have to

Stay together, we have to stay

Together.

And I fell for that.

You know how to play the game

Better than we do.

And, you know, I rls you guys.

If I'm nominated this week and

If at the end I get that golden

Key then I will owe you a lot.

We invited adam into our

Alliance.

He lied to my fates.

I don't know if we could trust

This guy.

You're with us for sure, we

Will make sure you don't go home

And keep you safe.

We have the votes to keep you.

And I need to do what's best

For me.

Right now what is best for me is

Work with you guys and give you

Whatever you want.

My back is against the wall.

I have no chance.

Because adam will throw veto and

Go hoh.

And what do I have to offer they

Don't already have in adam.

If I have to go either way,

Getting you or dad am out or not

Getting you out and getting

Somebody else out --

Either way is good for me.

What can I offer you?

Why would you do this at all?

Why would I --

Work with me?

I could pull strings for you.

What I'm saying is, if you're

Telling me you can pull strings

And you tell me what is better

For you and who you want to

Target, let's go.

In my opinion you're the only

Person that has a true shot of

Going against them.

Obviously like I would need

That guarantee back for me, you

Know what I mean?

Of course.

People trust me the most and

Then turning them in and praying

You guys don't demolish me.

You're cool with that?

Yeah, of course.

I have to be cool with that.

Danny seems like she is on

Board and like she has faith

With me so I'm ready to give

Myself up and sell my soul to

The devil. I feel like

I need a miracle to keep me in here.

Things can happen

In the "big brother" house.

Cassie is driving me up the

Wall.

She is super floater cassie with

Jordan's hoh, I'm hoping that we

Get the right person out of here

And keep the other person in the

House that is going to work for

Us.

Cassie is coming after us.

People want you out of here.

We stick to those who want to

Work with us.

If you work against us then

You're going home.

It's time for the have/have

Not competition.

Hut!

Since I'm hoh and jeff is my

Partner and daniele and jordan

Have the golden key,

Houseguests, suit up and march

Into the back yard.

I will do whatever we got to

Do to win this because I'm not

Going to eat no slop.

We are going to be eating some

Food when we're done with this.

We're eating some food.

Oh, my goodness!

The have/have not costume is

Absolutely horrible.

It's a giant super ant and you

Have four legs and two pant

Holes so there's two people in

One outfit.

That might be good if you have a

Nice hot young lady to work

With, but not good if have you a

-Pound harry rocker in front

Of you!

Not tupac, dude.

The back yard has become a

Giant picnic with where's baked

Beans and expheez carrots and

Watermelon and I just think I

Want to hang out and have a

Picnic with me and brendan.

My fellow ants.

Now that you and your partner

Have become one super ant, it is

Time for your mission.

As queen ant I'm ordering you to

March into that picnic and seize

The spoiled food of battle.

On go, each super ant will march

Across the picnic blanket, grab

A large food crumb from the

Basket and carry it back to your

Ant hill.

The first super ant to collect

Four food crumbs will be the

Haves for the week.

And have the duty of choosing

Two duos of being have notes.

Let's find out if two heads are

Better than one.

It's time to play march of the

Ants.

Going in today, I would love

For rachel to eat some slop for

The next week and take a cold

Shower, maybe knock some sense

Into her.

I am so incredibly determined

And pumped to not lose the

Have/have not competition.

I have to win.

I cannot be a have not again.

Army ants, ready, set,

Charge!

Keep going, keep going.

Weight, don't roll, don't --

Ohh!

Oh, my god, this is not a

Picnic.

It is tough, crawling through a

Can of baked beans getting

Sprayed in the face with ketch

And mustard.

This picnic sucks.

Being in an ant costume with

Lawon, we were expressed up

Against each other.

I could feel something there.

Man, this is a work out.

Brendan and rachel are the

First ones to get a crumb in.

Dominic and adam have their

First crumb.

Brendan and I's strategy was

Simple.

We were going to crawl our way

Through the picnic which meant

Brendon was on top of me.

Normally I'm ok with being on

The bottom, but in this

Competition, having pounds

Of weight on top of me was

Definitely a challenge!

That's two crumbs for brendon

And rachel.

My strategy with cassie was

To stay on our feet as much as

Possible.

When we go down, getting back up

Was really hard for me because I

Would have to wrap my arms

Arounder and fold her up.

Our goal is to take our time and

Try to stay off of our bellies.

You're much better off when

You're up right instead of down.

Cassie and shelly now have

Their first crumb.

Being that close with a guy,

Not really my cub of tea!

Good job.

And the fact I have a pretty

Boy strapped to my back is not

Going to make this challenge any

Easier.

In a way it looked like, adam

Was paying a dominant backpack

So I can't imagine dominic was

Too happy with the situation.

Come on, baby.

Ok.

Wait, I have to get up.

I said, boo boo, all I am

Going to do is tell her which

Way to go.

Lawon is in last place with

One crumb.

I had to tell her what to do

And I was moving with her.

It felt like every time I

Fell, it was like the ground

Smashed me in the face.

Me and then the pounds that

Is lawon.

It just -- it sucked.

Come on, guys.

Ohh!

So I'm just dying right now.

I can barely hold up my own

Body, let alone, shelly on my

Back.

I feel like I can't move another

Inch but I have to keep going.

I can't give up.

Dominic and adam are now tied

With brendan and rachel with

Three crumbs.

Good job.

So I look next to me and I

See that adam and dominic are

Not that far behind.

Brendan and I have one slip up,

They could totally take the

Lead.

We're not that far behind.

We have to catch up and push

Hard right now.

Because we can't lose this to

Them.

But they are flying.

So we really have to catch up.

Good job, guys.

Come on, guys.

Good job.

You're doing great.

Good job, guys.

Good job, good job, get anytime

There.

Brendan and rachel, good job!

Yay, we won.

I cannot believe that we just

Won another competition.

Go us, oh, yeah!

Give me your hand!

I am very concerned that

Something is wrong with my

Partner.

She was in pain.

Whatever I could do to calm her

Down at that moment, that's what

I wanted to do.

So you can't get out from

That position.

Don't move.

Don't move.

You're ok, kalia.

It's over, ok?

Kalia is screaming in agony.

We know she in pain.

We don't know how bad it is.

I'm worried at this point.

The whole competition is

Over.

Kalia said I just can't move no

More.

And she was in pain.

Don't touch her right now.

Can we get him off of her?

She's cutting it off you.

You're good.

≫>.

I guess I have seen people

Get hurt before in games but

This one was pretty bad with the

Medic having to come out and

Take care of kalia and having to

Literally cut lawon out of the

Ant suit --

Can you get your barings on

Yourself?

Most of my tears were fear.

My shoulder is, like, sore, but

I was completely and utterly

Cleared by a medic and I'm sure

I will be back with all of my

Antics asap.

It wasn't that bad.

I mean, drama.

Save it for your mama, not this

Mama.

Brendan and rachel, you two

Duos choose the have nots who do

You choose.

Dominic and adam and shelly

And cassie.

It sucks to be on slop again.

Congrats.

You're definitely going to pick

Me for slop, surprise, surprise,

And my ribs are going to crush

Because he fell on me four times

Getting off the sandwich because

He doesn't know not to roll.

Oh, wow.

You guys --

Beef jerky and jelly beans?

That's gloas america has voted

For a treat you can enjoy any

Time.

Have notes, these jelly beans

And jerky are just for you.

These little pea shooters

Can't live off of jerky and

Jelly beans.

I can't live off of those.

Come on, america, what are you

Trying to do to me?

Usa, jerky, jerky, jerky!

Usa, jerky, jerky, jerky!

Haven't we got to talk?

How is your slop?

It's horrible.

I'm going to be % honest with

You because there's a lot we

Haven't had a chance to talk

About.

Let's lay it out there.

Obviously two votes swayed

Because you know we wanted death

Stay, right?

Right.

You're the number one couple

Right now.

Targets are not targets.

I want to play with you guys

Now.

I need play with someone.

I need make a deal.

My back is against the wall.

I have no votes.

I can't trust anyone for votes.

I can't trust my partner.

If that's the case, I have no

Options.

My back is against the wall.

So it's all a question of if you

Guys, you know -- have not

Interest in me as a player to

Make a deal.

You have to climb the ladder

Before you get to the roof.

You would have to promise us

Say if you get hoh, you have to

Promise not put us up --

I have to be playing with you

Guys.

We have to trust whoever we

Give that golden key to.

You have to vote our way, no

Matter what you want to do, it's

On you.

Or you can go home now and

Not worry about that.

So the only thing I can

Really offer is % loyalty.

I would not go after you.

So I have to do whatever you say

And put my trust in you.

You have to vote our way no

Matter what, %.

Right.

I don't know.

I don't even know who to put up.

I have no problems putting me

Up if we can make a deal.

I mean if you go up, we have the

Numberers to save you.

Dominic is the leader of the

Numberrese but I don't trust

Him.

Whatever you decide to do,

Just know that I want to make a

Deal and I need help.

No, I'm glad you did.

I'm glad you came up here.

All right.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks, guys.

Hi.

What's up, guys?

Nothing.

Trying to figure this out.

We don't know who we're

Putting up.

I just want to know where your

Thoughts are.

If we don't put you up next

Week, we're not on your radar.

When it comes down to the two

Couples who would I rather be

Here?

You two.

We play the same game.

We don't like to go around and

Back door.

We say we're good, we want you

To be reassured that you're

Good.

I'm to the point I will play

For myself and I want shelly

Here as long as possible and I'm

Clean.

I'm on board with y'all!

Right.

What I'm telling you, when it

Comes to to having to put the

New people up, I'm not opposed

To that.

All right.

That's what I gleen also looking

At y'all right now, this stays

In this room.

I promise you.

Like I can keep a secret.

Sounds good.

So, yeah, we're good.

Here is what we're thinking.

Ok.

I would prefer dominic on.

What do you think?honestly, I don't -- it's not

Like I like him or whatever but

I feel like we could manipulate

Him the most out of all of those

People.

I feel like he has no idea what

He's doing in the game and

Personally I don't trust cassie.

She's the one causing all of the

Drama with those girls and

Everybody else downstairs, you

Know, rachel and everybody too.

We have to project brendan

And rachel too.

Of course, of course.

You get rid of compassion gee

And dominic stays.

I really like dominic.

Me too.

I would rather have dominic

Around.

I think where he is at now,

He is re-evaluating his whole

Game.

Maybe there's a reason to

Keep adam and dominic.

The majority of our alliance

Wants to get rid of cassie!

I don't know.

Him and cassie are a toss up.

One of my duties as head ofhousehold is to nominate one duo

For eviction.

With nominations looming I

Have to say I don't feel good.

Part of the big brother

Experience is being on the block

And I'm thinking sooner rather

Than later for me.

I keep working kind of both

Sides a little bit to make sure

I know where the newbies are and

The veterans r things change on

A dime here.

You're never safe, never.

After talking to jeff and

Jordan before nominations and my

Relationship with daniele

Forming a little bit, I'm hoping

That my meeting impacted their

Decision not to put me and adam

On the block.

I feel good that jeff and

Jordan are here to play a good

Clean game and I don't think any

Of that petty ridiculousness

That went on between rachel and

My of is going to affect their

Opinion of me but you can never

Feel completely safe in here.

I think nominating these two

People is a good strategy for me

Just because I don't know where

Their head is at.

My alliance is telling me to go

One way but my gut is telling me

Another way.

I'm going to go with what I

Think is best for me and jeff.

Hey, guys, it's time for the

Nominations ceremony.

Nominations ceremony.

This is the nominations

Ceremony.

One of my duties as head of

Household is to nomination one

Duo for eviction this week.

Since jeff is my partner, she

Safe.

He is safe.

And since daniele and porsche

Both have the golden key, they

Are safe this week.

I'm going to pull the first two

Keys and that duo is safe.

They will pull the next two keys

And so on and so forth.

Rachel and brendan, you're safe.

Rachel and brendan, you're safe.

Shelly and cassie, you are

Safe.

Thanks, jordan.

Kalia, lawon, y'all are safe.

Thank you, jordan.

I have nominated the duo of

Adam and dominic because I don't

Really know where your heads are

At.

I feel like if y'all were hoh,

Y'all would be coming after me.

I really like both of you.

I wish I didn't like anybody in

The house because it would make

My decision a lot easier.

But I have to look out for me

And jeff.

It's just strategic.

This nomination ceremony is

Adjourned.

I don't care if anybody is

Mad at me.

This is my hoh.

I have to keep us safe.

I'm going with my gut.

I need to get adam or dominic

Out of this house.

It's never a good feeling on

The block.

Thank god somebody out there

Says they have my back.

If jordan is lying to me then I

Have no faith in society at all.

Let's hope I made the right move

This time.

Stay no matter what.

That's the only plan I got,

Claw, scratch, lie -- sorry,

Adam, if it come down to it, I

Will burry you you.

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