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07x12 - Episode 12

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A group of contestants known as "HouseGuests" live together in a specially constructed house that is isolated from the outside world for a cash prize of $500,000 (or $750,000 in the 23rd season onwards).

07x12 - Episode 12

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NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother All-Stars," the season

alliance won the Head of Household competition

for the fourth straight week.

JULIE: Congratulations, Janelle.

You are the Head of Household.

NARRATOR: James led the charge to take out Chill Town.

We're kind of worried about the floaters.

The moment we touch a floater, Chill Town goes to the floaters

and unite them.

That's what they want.

We have to go after the people who are coming after us.

NARRATOR: But moments before the nomination ceremony,

the puppet master went to work.

Bring Boogie and I in as your allies.

Erika is coming after you.

Put up Erika.

Whoever speaks to her last might be

able to sway her nominations.

NARRATOR: At the Nomination Ceremony,

Janelle met Will halfway.

I've nominated Boogie and Erika.

I'm half pleased.

She did put up one floater.

Now Chill Town has a fighting chance.

NARRATOR: America's wake up calls

drove the houseguests crazy.

FAN OVER SPEAKERS: Do-do-do-do-do-do!

You've gotta wake up! Wake up!

Wake up!

FAN OVER SPEAKERS: They're in the kitchen talking about you.

Wake up.

You have to do something about it.

Wake up.

[screams]

NARRATOR: And left everyone exhausted

for the Veto Competition.

[screams]

Where things worked out in Chill Town's favor.

Mike.

Chopping block.

Correct.

That's a wrap!

Congratulations, Mike.

You've won the Power of Veto.

NARRATOR: But Will still had to turn

on the charm in hopes of keeping himself off the block.

I'll do whatever you want.

I've just never played that way before.

Right. But that's how you win.

And the reason I know that is I've won.

NARRATOR: And when Janelle revealed her intentions--

I'm nominating Diane.

NARRATOR: James went off.

Now you have--

if that's what you guys want to do, then when I'm HoH,

I'll make decisions that are best for me

and not take the team into consideration.

If Janelle does not put up Will, there will be a mutiny

within the Sovereign Alliance.

Unfortunately, I have to eliminate you, Diane.

I knew it.

When I get HoH next week, I'm going to backdoor that b*tch!

Janelle, she's gone.

NARRATOR: Who will be the next All-Star evicted from the Big

Brother house, Erika or Diane?

And who will become the next Head of Household?

Find out live, tonight on "Big Brother All-Stars."

[theme music]

Good evening, I'm Julie Chen.

Welcome to "Big Brother All-Stars."

it's day , and the season alliance

is beginning to crumble.

James has declared w*r against his former ally, Janelle.

Meanwhile, Erika and Diane find themselves

on the chopping block.

Which of these women will be the next All-Star to get cut?

And beginning tonight, the houseguests will

cast their votes to evict live.

But first, James is finding that the people who were once

his targets are now his allies in an effort to get

Janelle out of the house.

How far is James willing to go for revenge?

I have decided to use the Power of Veto on myself.

Unfortunately, I have to nominate you, Diane.

I knew it.

This concludes the Power of Veto Ceremony.

Who will survive?

Yeah.

Guess I'll do some laundry.

Janelle didn't put me up!

What a sucker!

Season is starting to crumble, and I'm going to drive

the wedge right through them.

Janelle, you just made a huge mistake.

Wow, this show just gets far more interesting every week,

doesn't it?

Sorta nuts around here.

[sighs]

Did you shave your front part down?

My body hair has nothing to do with you.

You're like Charles Manson without

the organizational abilities.

Yeah.

You're like Ted Bundy without the ability

to rap out with girls.

Clearly, you're a criminal.

You've just not done that big thing that's

going to push you over the edge and then

require lifelong incarceration.

Lifelong incarceration?

Yeah.

That sucks.

You would love jail.

You could work out, wear ugly clothes, kiss boys.

It's your niche.

[laughs]

Oh, poor guy.

It's kind of like being here.

It has begun.

Let's get it on.

It's a battle.

I'm done playing nice.

James, Dani from BB is back.

James from BB has never left, but he has--

he doesn't have Sarah to keep him nice this year, either.

It's not supposed to be a nice game.

It's not a nice game.

Janelle just stabbed her entire alliance in the back.

What we do now is we take Chill Town, we take the floaters,

and we remove season from the house.

Right.

I was waiting for dissension in the four.

I needed James to start really playing this game all solo.

And when Janelle did not put up Will, James was so upset.

I don't know what to say, Diane.

You don't have to say anything.

I mean, don't worry about it.

It's like my official chair.

Janelle has been after me since day one.

Day one, I have been walking on eggshells

around that fat b*tch.

And it sucks to never feel like you have a safe moment.

Until she's out of the house, like,

I'm always going to be on edge.

Always.

It's about to jump off in here.

[sighs]

I'm telling you, if I stay next week though,

you're gonna see a [muted] jump off.

[sighs] Just handing Mike Boogie and Will the game,

week after week.

Basically.

I'm extremely pissed at Janelle for nominating Diane.

It's stupid.

It was petty.

It was ill-conceived.

What she did showed me something that I never really wanted

to see, glimpses of something that's mean and ugly

behind the facade of sweetness.

And it colors, kind of, how I feel about Janelle.

Make no mistake.

You guys are under attack.

Mhm.

Oh, don't think I don't know.

We had it.

She wants to be sitting here with

every [muted] boy in the house.

And she thinks that all the boys will then go turn around

and fight each other, and she can, like,

be the last woman standing. - Mhm.

Oh, yeah.

There's no mistaking it.

I've never seen anything like it before in my life,

and I love women.

It's almost like game warfare, if you can-- you know?

It's disgusting.

It's what you call a vixen.

Crazy.

He would have been the last one of the four

that I would have even considered going after.

Now he's like number one with a b*llet.

[inaudible]

Bitter queen.

[laughs]

[sighs] What's up?

I'm still kind of upset about the whole ceremony.

It was horrible.

It is horrible.

I just hope that this is--

[sighs] we've got to make sure the team is, you know,

together.

And I don't know what's going to happen next week.

What, you mean if someone else wins it,

James might get upset because of what I did?

Maybe.

We took a huge risk, here.

I think taking out Diane is a good move.

I agree with you.

I just-- my issue was more timing and the way it was done.

My main concern right now is keeping our alliance intact.

The problem is right now, James is, like, all up in arms.

Here's the thing that is the target on Chill Town--

Yes.

Or it is on us now?

What we needed was dissension among the four.

Mhm.

Kaysar and James wanted you gone, and that was the deal.

OK.

Well, she didn't do it.

So all bets are off.

BB James is back.

So this is the new four, James, myself, and you two.

And James is cool with it?

Totally down with it.

He has our back.

Positive?

So it's us four making the run.

- Making the run. - All right.

What's he going to do if he gets HoH?

He's putting her a*s up.

What?

Yeah.

- I find that hard to believe. - No.

He said that's it.

It's done.

Brring?

Caller ID.

Mike Boogie, what's up?

Yo, what's up, man.

So check this out.

You ready for the latest?

Sure.

I think I just formed a sub-alliance between us James

from S, and Daniele, the girl we tried

to vote out the first week.

This is Mike Boogie?

Yeah, they're going for it.

[laughter]

Somebody get these fools a blindfold,

because they're in the dark.

They're in the dark.

What we need to do right now is make sure somebody

gets HoH from our crew.

Finally.

Finally, we need to.

We've got to get the power.

We've got to get the power.

It's time to go to the living room

and chat with the houseguests.

Hi, everyone.

ALL: Hi, Julie!

Will, you are not sitting in one of the two eviction chairs.

It must be k*lling you that you're not nominated.

How are you coping?

Not great, Julie.

Kind of of ready to go.

And if you want to mix things up and send me home, I'm ready.

You let me know, sweetheart.

JULIE: Good to know.

Mike Boogie.

Yes.

You made big brother history.

- I did? - Yeah.

This is the first time that someone

has injured themselves in a Veto victory celebration. ?

Yes.

Are you worried that this injury could hurt your chances

in future competitions?

Yeah, I'm definitely a little concerned.

I have stitches in my foot, and the doctor says they should

be out in about a week or so.

So I'm just hoping there's nothing too physical

before I get those out.

Good deal.

Now, houseguests, the other night, America

certainly had some fun at your expense.

Let's take a look.

[annoying nonsense noises]

FAN OVER SPEAKERS: [screams] FAN OVER SPEAKERS: Wake up.

Wake up. They're talking about you.

They're in the kitchen, talking about you.

Wake up.

You have to do something about it.

Wake up.

I'm about to throw myself over this balcony.

I swear to God!

This is making me crazy!

JULIE: Marcellus, what would you like to say to the fans

who made those wake up calls?

You are sadistic.

It was a waste of money.

I can't believe you did this.

If I ever, ever meet you in passing--

[laughter]

What?

Then what?

Bet you can't sleep.

Bet you can't sleep.

Thank you, houseguests.

Thanks, Julie.

When we return, Erika and Diane's future

is hanging in the balance.

Facing eviction, one nominee is confident she'll

stay in the game, while the other is doing

whatever it takes to survive.

Stay with us.

[music playing]

[music playing]

NARRATOR: Big Brother.

Welcome back to "Big Brother All-Stars."

[music playing]

They campaigned hard to get back into the game,

but tonight, either Erika or Diane

will be booted from the house.

With a half million dollars at stake,

these two nominees are taking different approaches

to avoid eviction.

I just feel so unfairly cheated right now.

Unfortunately, you're my friend,

but Erika is also my friend.

It wasn't supposed to go down the way it went down.

When Boogie was nominated against Erika, I of course

told Erika that I would vote for her.

That I would keep her safe.

I made that deal so early.

And I should have known not to make it so early.

All of a sudden, there's all these promised votes,

and I'm like, the veto wasn't used yet.

What you have to do is you have to muster up the votes,

Di.

Well, I can only probably get four.

Howie's not going to give me a vote, because he's

going to do what Janelle wants.

Kaysar's not going to give me a vote.

And unfortunately, Marcellas is the only one left.

[laughs] - I know.

I know.

[laughs]

I'm definitely going to fight.

I'm not giving up.

If I stay, all hell's going to hit the fan,

and Janelle is going to be the fan.

Disgusting.

[inaudible]

Why?

Did everybody make promises already?

Yes?

I mean, I'd rather know [muted].

These people, out of stupidity, promised

Erika their votes before the veto thing even happened.

We were told somebody else was going up.

I just can't believe everybody is going to lay

back and do her dirty work.

Wow, if I could turn it around and keep Diane in this house,

what would Janelle do?

Things that make you go hm.

Things can change.

That's just me.

There's still some things you can do.

Hey.

Every time I try to have a conversation with anybody

in this house, especially the strategic ones

to try to save my own butt, Erika always magically appears.

It's so funny, because I feel like I've got a little Erika

doll attached to my hip.

Did you agree to vote out Diane?

Yeah, I did.

I mean, it was the only way I could save Will.

We'll do whatever you want.

See ya.

I'd like to be someone of my word.

Why give the HoH what the HoH wants?

Part of me wants to keep Diane in this game just

to drive Janelle crazy and say, now.

The girl you wanted out, she's still here.

So now what you going to do?

I don't want the house to do her dirty work.

If you get something you want, and then you immediately turn

it around, it's never going to be good for you

in the long run. - No.

No, no. I hear you.

Well, at least you got your word.

[laughs]

Is Will willing to break his word, or just worry?

Will Will break his word?

He doesn't care.

Right.

But Boogie's not that type of man.

That's good.

Because Janelle's never even asked me how I'd vote.

Which, like I said, I'm not concerned about my word,

because she broke her word to me.

Laying the groundwork on having Diane stay,

it sends a message to Janelle that, bam!

We're coming for you.

How many times are you going to let this girl lie to you?

I think we all know that Diane is-- is out of here.

But--

I'm open-minded.

You are, but Boogie, his vote is-- is secured.

I didn't realize he was a man of his word like that.

He is, but I mean, he is open-minded as well.

I mean, he'll-- he will consider options.

Chill Town works as a cohesive unit.

Think of us as one fluid organism.

If I have an argument as to why someone should stay

or someone should go, Mike Boogie will listen to it.

But what benefit would that serve to oust Erika?

Right now it's more about making a statement.

The statement being what?

You've [muted], Janelle.

Yeah.

It just pisses me off, because like, I feel like I don't even

have a chance to talk to anybody,

because Erika's walking around like, whatever.

I got that [muted] in the bag.

I mean, Janelle obviously goes against all your guys' wishes,

and I don't see why you guys cannot now

vote for how you want to vote.

I know this.

If I could get you to vote for me, and Boogie, and Will,

and George I know would, maybe.

One more person, which maybe Daniele.

I want to stay.

I know you do.

I really want to stay now, because Janelle

made it personal.

So I'm going to make her life a living hell

if I stay in this house.

You know, her a*s is mine if I can get to it.

It's time to talk with Janelle,

the current Head of Household, who

is alone in the HoH bedroom.

Hi, Janelle.

Hey, Julie.

Now remember, your housemates cannot hear this conversation,

so feel free to say whatever you like.

OK, sure.

Are you falling for Will?

No.

[laughs] Are you serious?

No, I'm not, Julie. [laughs]

JULIE: Are you sure, because you know, you kept him

off the chopping block, even though you knew

it would upset your housemates.

Oh, I-- no.

I just-- I mean, I just felt like he wasn't a threat to me

personally.

That's why I didn't put him on the chopping block.

But Will and I are just good friends.

Janelle, last time you were HoH,

you declared your loyalty to these people in the following

order, Howie first, then Marcellas, followed by Kaysar,

and finally James.

Has that order changed?

No.

I'm still loyal to all those people.

It's just, I mean, sometimes, some days, you know,

I'm a bit more loyal to Kaysar and whatnot.

But I mean, I'm still--

I mean, they're still my alliance,

and I'm still close to all of them, really.

Where does Chill Town fall on that list?

They're not in my alliance.

So my alliance comes first.

So is Marcellas in your alliance?

No, he's not.

He's my friend.

[laughs]

JULIE: Well, he's pretty high up on the list.

Yeah, he is.

I love Marcellas.

I can't help it.

- Thank you, Janelle. - Thank, Julie.

And you can rejoin your housemates

downstairs in the living room.

Mhm.

One moment, he's her best friend.

The next moment, Marcellas is bashing

Janelle behind her back.

How fast can Marcellas turn on someone?

Coming up, Amy, his best friend from season ,

talks about the way Marcellas is playing the game.

But first, the houseguests are casting

their votes to evict, live.

Of the remaining houseguests, only eight

are eligible to vote.

Erika and Diane, the two nominees,

are not allowed to vote.

Janelle, the current head of household,

will only vote in the event of a tie.

Let's listen in as Mike Boogie, Howie, James, and Kaysar

shared their thoughts on the two nominees.

I would want to keep Diane in the house over Erika.

A, she's cute.

B, she's cute.

C, she will definitely go after Janelle.

You know, down the line, I think the BBers are in trouble

from anybody, including Erika.

Janelle's nominations have sold

out the entire season team.

I don't think either of them should

have been nominated this week.

I think it was foolish.

I don't really want to see what Diane is capable of doing.

She's a very capable player in a very sneaky way.

I think Diane would be someone that

would look out for me in the future

if I could look out for her now.

Diane will have one target in her sights,

and that would be Janelle.

Oh, no.

I think the SOBs, the BB alliance,

has some problems if Diane stays in the house.

I don't know whether I can trust Diane or not.

So I mean, if we let her slide, maybe Diane takes a shot at us

and tries to rip us off.

Welcome back to "Big Brother All-Stars."

From saying he loves Janelle to calling her actions disgusting,

we've seen how fast Marcellas can turn.

Amy, Marcellus' his best friend from season ,

gives her thoughts on this unpredictable player

and the girl she thinks took her place.

I'm so happy that I met you.

You know?

You're definitely someone that I will always keep in touch with,

and you will be my friend for life.

[laughs]

Life now is perfect.

My husband and I live on the water, and we travel a lot,

and we entertain a lot.

So really, we kind of live on vacation.

It fits me to a T. And Don, my husband,

actually has a strong resemblance to Rhett Butler.

So I'm kind of living the Scarlett life right now.

Come on, Marcellas.

I've gotta paint my nails after we do this.

Yes, Miss Amy, I'm coming right now.

Marcellas and I hit it off the firs week.

Our personalities clicked, and we

were just hilarious together.

[laughs]

See, I don't find Eric attractive at all.

Not my type.

But Roddy, [laughs]

Are you sure you ain't black under there?

[laughs]

[laughs]

I've never laughed so much in my entire life

as I did in that house.

Oh, we are so smart.

[laughs]

[laughs]

[singing together]

Oh, Marcellas.

Why do I always end up with the blondes?

I don't know.

Why are you guys always my undoing?

[laughs]

It just makes me sick when people

refer to Janelle as new Amy.

[laughter]

I wanna be in an alliance with you!

I know we are.

I know.

[laughs]

She does not hold a candle to me

when it comes to inner beauty.

I don't really care about having fun.

I care about looking good.

[laughs]

OK?

And she grates on my last nerve by winning everything.

JULIE: Congratulations, Janelle.

You are the Head of Household.

Physically, I've seen prettier girls.

Janelle looks like you would buy her

in a tr*nsv*stite sex toy shop.

Amy!

Don't run around here playing martyr.

I'm not playing martyr.

I have bent over backwards to be your friend,

even to my own derision.

Marcellas and I are no longer, you know, big buddies.

We don't talk anymore.

Because Marcellus was not loyal to me in the game.

His true colors came out.

I'm not stabbing you in the back!

- You did! - No, I didn't.

You did.

Stabbed you in the back with what?

What is wrong?

Marcellas came across as being my friend,

but when it got right down to it,

Marcellus was afraid that I was hurting him in the game,

and it backfired in his face.

As harsh and as terrible as it is,

you should have used the veto.

I'm sorry, but I vote to evict you, Marcellas.

Marcellas got kicked out because everyone

saw that he was not loyal.

What are you worried about?

I just-- everyone is so concerned with me.

The girls have to stick together.

Even if Marcellus and Janelle are great friends,

he'd turn on her in a heartbeat.

She's outside, and she must be happy as a pig in [muted]..

All the boys are outside working out.

It's disgusting.

I think that if anything is his downfall,

it will be that he's so emotional, and he's very shady.

I worry about the people who have put their trust in him.

I'm really do.

Who will be sent packing, Diane or Erika?

Tonight's live vote and eviction are coming up next.

For now, let's return to the Diary Room,

where Will, Chicken George, Daniele, and Marcellus speak

out about the two nominees.

I think it'd be in my best interest

to get rid of Erika, because I'm just not convinced that Erika

is true to our cause.

And the truth is, I think she'll flip-flop and jump

to whatever side is in power.

What Erika is, I think she's an underestimated player.

And when it comes down to the end,

she's going to be a tough act to follow

going down the back strategy.

Janelle has this vendetta against Diane.

And if Diane was to stay in the game,

that means Janelle will be focused on Diane

and won't focus on me.

I like Diane an awful lot, and it's going to really

be sad if Diane has to go.

It'll be just another person that I

really had confidence in in helping me along with the game.

I have a relationship with Erika.

So it's better for me to keep Erika over Diane,

because I know that Erika, hopefully,

will step up to the plate.

I want to keep Diane in the house.

The reason is I want to send a message to Janelle.

I want to let her know, maybe you're not running things.

I'm hoping people will get behind me,

and we can send a message to her.

[music playing]

Welcome back to "Big Brother All-Stars."

In just a few moments, Erika and Diane will learn their fate.

Tonight's live vote and eviction are just moments away.

Despite the outrageous antics of Chill Town

and the dominance of Season , it's

two of the quietest All-Stars, Erika and Diane,

who now find themselves fighting to stay in the game.

Let's return to the living room and talk with the two nominees.

Erika, Diane, in just a few moments,

your housemates will cast their votes to evict, live.

You now have a chance to plead your case,

but choose your words carefully, because what you say

may determine whether you stay or go.

Erika, you're up first.

Well, I just want to say that I know it's been said before,

but I am truly honored to be part of the Big

Brother All-Star cast.

And unlike Will, I actually like each and every

one of you a lot, which makes it a very difficult game for me.

It's been hard because I've, you know, hurt myself,

and now I'm on slop.

So I'm sorry if I'm not making much sense,

but I'd really, really like to stay.

So I hope that you guys decide to keep me.

Thanks.

Thank you, Erika.

Diane, what would you like to say to your housemates?

OK, I'm going to try to talk fast.

So, Mom, Dad, Lindsay, Daniel, Chad, Michael, I love you guys.

Um, to you guys, I love you all.

Boogie, Will, I adore you.

Marcellas, you'll forever be my number two

favorite g*y man in the world.

James, I adore you.

I can't wait to meet Sarah.

And I love all you guys.

I'm not stupid.

Future advice I want to give you,

don't promise your votes to somebody

before a veto competition or ceremony even starts.

It's an All-Star show.

You guys should know better.

But I'd love to stay, but I think we all

know what's going to happen.

So anyways, love you all.

Thank you, ladies.

It's now time for the live voting to begin.

The two nominees cannot vote.

In the event of a tie, Janelle, you'll decide who gets evicted.

Kaysar, you're up first.

Please go to the Diary Room.

Kaysar knows that Janelle wants Diane out of the house.

Will he respect Janelle's wishes?

Hi, Kaysar.

Kaysar, please reveal your vote now.

I vote to evict Diane.

Thank you, Kaysar.

Thank you.

Throughout this chaotic week, Howie

has been confused by Janelle's actions,

but he has remained loyal to Janelle.

Will he stick by her plan and vote out Diane?

Hello, Howie.

Hi, Julie.

Please reveal your vote.

I vote to evict Diane.

Thank you, Howie.

Thanks, Julie.

Marcellas was angered by Janelle's nominations.

Now he's forced to choose between two fellow floaters.

Hi, Marcellas.

Hi, Julie.

Please cast your vote to evict.

I unfortunately vote to evict Diane.

Thank you, Marcellas.

Mike Boogie promised Janelle that he would vote whichever

way she wanted, but his Chill Town partner, Will,

said they were open-minded.

Will Mike keep his word to Janelle?

Hi, Mike.

Hi.

Who do you want evicted from the Big Brother house?

Regrettably, I vote to evict Diane.

Thank you, Mike.

In exchange for his safety, Will gave his word to Janelle

that he would vote out Diane, but this self-proclaimed liar

is anything but predictable.

Hello, Will. - Hey, Julie.

Who would you like to evict?

I wish it was me going.

And this is a tough decision, but I'm

actually voting to evict Erika.

Thank you, Will.

So far, it's one vote to evict Erika,

and four votes to evict Diane.

Close with both Erika and Diane, Chicken George is torn

between which friend to evict.

What will he do?

Hello, George.

Hi, Julie.

JULIE: Please cast your vote to evict now.

I vote to evict Diane.

JULIE: Thank you, George.

It's official.

With five votes for eviction, Diane will be exiting

the All-Star house tonight.

But let's see how Daniele votes.

Originally, she promised Erika her vote,

but she has been campaigning to keep Diane in the house.

What will she do?

Hello, Daniele.

Please cast your vote to evict.

I vote to evict Diane.

JULIE: Thank you, Daniele.

Diane's nomination pushed James over the edge

and resulted in his defection from the Season alliance.

He likes both Erika and Diane.

Who will James vote to evict?

Hi, James.

Hi, Julie.

Please cast your vote to evict.

I vote to evict Diane.

JULIE: Thank you, James.

You can go back to the living room.

Thank you.

It's official.

Diane has been evicted.

Let's go back to the living room and reveal the voting

results to the house.

Houseguests, the votes are in.

Just a reminder, when I reveal the vote,

the evicted houseguest will have one minute

to say goodbye, gather her belongings,

and walk out the front door.

By a vote of seven to one, Diane,

you have been evicted from the Big Brother All-Star house.

Sweetie.

I love you.

Bye, guys.

Have fun.

Maybe I'll see you, maybe I won't.

You take care, girl.

This is so weird.

Take it easy.

George, [inaudible].

I adore you too.

[laughs]

Bye, Diane.

[inaudible].

All right.

Bye, Di.

- And my bag of chips. - Eat some chips.

Bye-bye.

- [inaudible] Daniele. - OK.

- Take care of you, OK? - OK.

Bye, Diane.

- Bye, guys. - Bye, honey.

Bye.

Where should I put this?

JULIE: Just put it down anywhere.

Come on in.

Oh, good, because it's heavy.

I've got my chips.

I saw that.

[laughs] Hi, Diane.

Please, have a seat.

Someone's gotta go every week, guys.

Come on. - Congratulations.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

OK.

Now I guess Allison's coming back in.

[inaudible]

You know, Bunky's not here.

We're not k*lling someone when they leave, everybody.

Diane, for a while there, it looked like you

and Janelle were getting along.

You called yourselves the domestic divas of the kitchen.

And then she nominates you for eviction.

What happened? - Right?

I don't know.

I don't know, you know?

I really thought that there was a good chance that we could be

friends, but she decided to make this decision personal,

from things that happened outside of this game,

and unfortunately, it hurt me inside of the game.

Like what?

Like she talked a lot of bad things about me on her season,

and I found out, and she wanted to apologize,

but wasn't sincere at all.

So I said that every time it comes up,

it still sours me out a little bit,

and she decided that that was the reason she put me up.

Well, it doesn't sound like you were a threat.

[sighs] I know, right?

I don't know what she's thinking.

We saw Nokomis get evicted, followed by Jase, and now you.

Why did season fall so fast?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Apparently, that we were the most dangerous ones.

I'm-- I'm trying to take it as a compliment.

I don't know.

But I wasn't playing with anybody in there.

I had nothing.

So like, I don't know why I'm such a threat to everybody.

You really weren't playing with anyone?

Because there was--

I tried to, but--

--speculation that there was this secret

alliance between you and Jase.

It was known as the Mr. and Mrs. Smith alliance,

and that it was established even before you

guys were in the house.

Set the record straight.

Did this alliance exist?

I think Jase thought it existed,

and I knew nothing about it.

So I don't know.

To me, it didn't, but to him, I think it did.

So I was never asked about it.

I would like to have been part of it if it did exist.

So did you tell him it's hard to have a one-sided alliance?

I know.

One-sided alliance, and I'm not even part of it.

Well, Diane, in the event that you were the one evicted

tonight, your housemates taped some goodbye messages,

so let's listen.

All right.

Diane, you're really a sweetheart,

and unfortunately, people who are sweet,

people who are sensitive, don't do well in this house.

We're all cold-blooded, and you deserve better

than what we've offered you.

I don't want you to take this personally,

but it was the most strategic move for me.

And I had to do it because I mean,

I could be gone next week.

[sighs] You meant so, so much to me in here, and it's a great

loss to have you leave.

You know, you were great to look at out by the pool.

You were great to look at, you know,

while you were in the kitchen.

You were great to look at while I was sleeping in the Red Room.

And you know, this isn't the end of the road.

Diane, it pisses me off that you're leaving

under these circumstances.

You know how I feel about you.

And if I ever get the chance to do Janelle in, I will.

That's what I want to hear.

What are your final thoughts?

I want that karma boomerang to come

around and take Janelle out of the game, preferably next week.

Thank you, Diane.

Welcome back to "Big Brother All-Stars."

Right now, let's return to the living room.

Hello again, houseguests.

Hello, Julie.

Julie Chen!

I would now like everyone to go out to the backyard.

JULIE CHEN [VOICEOVER]: Free from the threat of eviction,

the Head of Household must put two houseguests

on the chopping block.

Season has won the past four HoH competitions.

Is their winning streak about to come to an end?

I told you it was camouflage.

Fires hanging.

Ew.

Wow

Another meteorite come at us?

Spider knocks us off, huh?

JULIE: Houseguests, the power is up for grabs.

Janelle, as outgoing Head of Household,

you are not eligible to compete.

In the Big Brother game, you might find yourself spinning

a web of lies and deceit.

But if you get caught in a web, things can get pretty messy.

Tonight's game is called Caught In a Web.

The object of this competition is

to be the last person hanging onto the spider

web in front of you.

Now, this Head of Household competition

will kick off a week's worth of competitions that

will find you making difficult choices

between power and temptation.

On the table, there are five golden eggs.

Three of the eggs contain some very tempting prizes, a slop

free-pass that is good for one week and is transferable

to another houseguest.

So George, this could be your golden opportunity

to actually have real food again in the house.

Another egg gives you the power to cancel

somebody else's eviction vote.

This power is good for one week.

And a third egg contains $,.

Woo!

JULIE: The first--

Well, I'm out of the competition.

JULIE: The first five people to drop out of the HoH competition

can claim one of these golden eggs.

But be careful, because two of the eggs are rotten.

I would now like each of you to go underneath the web

and grab a hold of it with your arms and your legs.

Please stay out of the red zone in the middle.

Now remember, you must grab the web from underneath.

You can move around on the web, but

if any part of your body touches the mats below,

you will be eliminated.

I'm sorry, I missed that, Julie.

What did she say?

Can you lean on-- can we lean on it?

Arms up top, legs down below.

JULIE: You have to get up on the web.

Oh, on the web?

Nothing can be touching the mat.

Oh, up on it?

If any part of your body touches the mat,

you'll be eliminated from this competition.

I'm so confused.

We can sit up top?

JULIE: Does everyone have a good grip?

Not yet.

Can you walk around on it, or do you have to just chill?

Danielle--

I got it.

JULIE: All right, everyone.

I need you to hold on tight.

Is everyone holding on tight?

No, not ready.

JULIE: We've gotta get this going.

Howie, look at my leg. [inaudible]

JULIE: All right.

Everyone's holding on tight, correct?

- Yeah. - I thought we were hanging.

JULIE: All right, houseguests. - We are kind of hanging

JULIE: The competition begins now.

The last person hanging on will be the new Head of Household.

I'll be back to talk with you a little bit later.

This one is going to be a [inaudible]..

JULIE: But first, houseguests, just

to show how dangerous a web can be,

we're going to raise this competition

to a whole new level.

They're trying to hang on to win HoH,

but the houseguests are about to get hit with a big surprise.

Stay with us.

I hope you ain't afraid of heights.

Woo!

Let's start rocking it.

Will!

JULIE: Let's return to the backyard

and see how the houseguests are doing.

Hi, houseguests.

How's everyone holding up?

Julie, [inaudible].

Happy Halloween, Julie!

Well, you know, it looks pretty easy right now,

but I guarantee you it is going to get a lot tougher.

And I see that the spider is getting a little hungry,

so I think we need to wet its appetite.

What?

Uh-oh.

Oh no.

Oh [muted].

- Ah. - Woo!

Yeah!

Bring it!

Whoa.

Oh, you guys are funny, huh?

Dude, let go of me.

I'm sorry.

Ugh.

[laughs]

[inaudible]

Hey, can you eat this stuff?

[laughs]

[scream]

[laughs] I'm definitely moving.

Good luck, houseguests.

From outside the Big Brother house, I'm Julie Chen.

[laughs]

Good night.

[laughter]

What is this stuff?

This is fun.

This is fun as hell. - This is awesome!

This is awesome!

This is awesome, man.

I love this.

Julie, and the whole crew.

If I wanted to be kissed, I would have called your momma.

Don't you guys got anything back there?

[laughs]

Welcome to All-Stars, people!

Big Brother All-Stars!

Big Brother All-Stars!

[cheering]

[inaudible] get away from me.

Get away from me!

[inaudible]

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