08x01 - Episode 1

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NARRATOR: It's a house like no other, where

cameras follow your every move.

And microphones capture your every word.

This is the "Big Brother" house.

Tonight, men and women will enter this house

with one goal in mind--

to be the last one standing.

They will live in total confinement,

cut off from the outside world.

Every week, the HouseGuests compete for food, luxuries,

and, most importantly, power.

Each week, they will vote to evict one of their own

until only one HouseGuest remains to claim

the half million dollar prize.

And tonight, six people have no idea

what's about to happen to them.

They each come face to face with the last person

they would ever want to see--

an estranged father and daughter who

have not spoken in two years, bitter ex-boyfriend.

One sought vengeance by turning all their friends

against the other; and then these two, former high school

best friends forever.

But what tore them apart?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother ".

Good evening.

I'm Julie Chen.

Tonight, Houseguests will embark on the journey

of a lifetime, each with the dream

of walking away with the half million dollar grand prize.

But for some, that dream will take an unexpected turn.

Before this hour is over, the Houseguests

will learn that some of them will be sharing the "Big

Brother" house with a rival, enemy, or someone with whom

they have unfinished business.

How will this news affect the game?

Can the Houseguests use this twist to their advantage?

Or will it be more than they can handle?

We'll soon find out.

But first, let's take a look at the new Houseguests.

Just a few days ago, they were each surprised

when they received their key to the "Big Brother" house.

Oh my god!

Hey!

What have you got?

Woo!

I'm Jessica.

And the only person I'll be cheering for is myself.

On and popping.

I'm Nick, and I'm gonna use this body for bait.

Woo!

I'm Eric, and no one's ever played this game like me

before.

See your son making out with some chicks on camera.

I hope you're OK with that.

Oh Lordy.

Oh my god!

Here we go.

Right on.

Guess I'm in.

Yay!

I got in!

Oh my god!

I'm Daniele, and don't underestimate

this California girl.

Now it's official.

I feel sorry for those people.

I'm Evel d*ck, and the house isn't gonna know what hit them.

Oh my god, I need to pack.

I'm Jen, and my body is not my only asset.

In the house, baby.

This is my key to a half a million dollars.

I'm Mike, and I'm gonna paint the rest of the Houseguests out

of the picture.

Oh my god.

I have an hour to pack before I have to leave.

Need hairspray.

God forbid my hair was out of place.

If there are people that smoke there, I am going to die.

Jeez, Dad, you got enough cigarettes?

Yeah, I think I got enough to last me.

--this key--

Oh my god!

The key!

I'm Kail, and my family runs this little town,

just like I'm gonna run the "Big Brother" house.

You have an hour to pack.

Oh my god!

Are you kidding me?

I'm leaving now?

Oh Sammy, thank you so much.

I'm Joe.

I'm gonna blow away the competition.

Hi, I'm Carol.

This senator's daughter knows a thing or two about politics.

I can't get it.

Oh my god!

Are you kidding me?

Sweet!

[inaudible]!

I wanted this so bad.

Oh.

I'm Amber.

I'm a single mom from Vegas.

And I'm about to show you how this game

should really be played.

What's up, bud?

I'm Zach.

I'm gonna out-think the competition.

Oh, it's for real.

I'm Dustin.

And I'm gonna walk all over the competition.

[screaming excitedly]

I'm Jameka.

I'm a very sweet person, but don't get on my bad side.

You'll regret it.

I hate those crazy religious zealot types.

I have to bring my Bible.

Like, oh, hallelujah!

This is gonna be great.

This one will mean a lot to me.

All right, man.

Wish me Look

Good luck.

Bye, Mufasa.

Be good.

Don't pee on the floor.

When I get back, you're gonna be very rich.

I love you.

Love you too.

Bye.

Bye.

I bet they've never partied with a Kansas girl before.

All right, bye, y'all.

Joey!

I got on the show!

[inaudible] Woo-woo!

Bye, you guys!

Now that you've met the Houseguests,

let's bring them out to meet each other.

JULIE [VOICEOVER]: This is the very first time these

have laid eyes on each other.

They're not allowed to talk to one another

until they're inside the "Big Brother" house.

Welcome, Houseguests.

I'm Julie.

Check out the men and women around you.

You'll be getting to know them very well

over the next three months.

Among them, you could find a new best friend.

Or not.

But remember, ultimately, each of you is on your own.

This is, above all, a competition,

a demanding summer-long power struggle with only one winner.

When you enter the house, you will

have only one minute to choose a bed by placing your bag on it.

Make your choice quickly but carefully

because several of you will not only be housemates,

but also bedmates.

You will enter in three groups chosen at random.

The first group to enter the "Big Brother" house

will be Carol, Joe, Mike, and Amber.

You may now go inside.

Oh my god!

I know.

Where we going?

"Big Brother ," baby!

Woo!

Oh, they're so tall.

Here's two.

OK.

What's in there?

Oh, I want the rye bed.

Oh, tough choice.

But a tall bed's kind of fun for a big boy.

I'm totally going with this one.

Joe.

Over the top, but you gotta love him.

- I'm Joe! - Amber.

Amber? Nice to meet you.

- What was your name? - Carol.

Carol, good to meet you. Mike.

Oh god.

Nice to meet you, too.

Look.

It's like a Barbie doll house.

JULIE: Nick, Daniele, and Jameka, now it's your turn.

Oh my god.

I'm scared.

Go, go, go.

Hey!

What the hell is this?

Call

I'm cool with this.

Oh, that's hilarious.

You want that one?

I saw the beds and I'm ' ".

The bed's about ' ".

And I was thinking it would hinder

my chances if I was looking to invite a girl back to my bed.

Nick.

I'm Amber.

Amber?

Nick, he's really, really attractive.

There's, like, sparks there.

Like, for real.

You're Mike. Nick.

Nick.

Oh!

Oh my god, it's Anna Nicole's ghost.

Kail, Jen, Eric, and Zach, you may now go inside.

Oh my god, where are the rooms?

Ooh. Wow.

Wow! - Hi, guys!

Joe!

I feel like it's the--

Oh cute.

Like mini people.

Hold on.

I don't know about that.

Oh, damn.

No way.

Like, that's ridiculous.

Like, I usually sleep on, like, a huge king mattress.

And I was like, OK, there has to be something else.

Well, it's two beds.

Uh, you can have that one.

What's going on, man?

- Zach. - Eric.

How are you?

I think every other guy in the house '

" or taller, and I'm ' ".

And I could care less.

But there is something comical about these giants

towering over me.

Eric, what's going on?

All right.

So I think these are-- there's no more rooms, right?

I'm Nick.

Jen.

I really, like, didn't think, like,

anyone was, like, attractive at all, like, for guys-wise.

Like, I don't know.

Like, OK, like, almost attractive but, like, not.

How come there's only people?

Did anybody notice that?

I noticed that, as well.

I say there's more people coming in.

I love this house.

This is the absolute best.

Oh my goodness.

I love these colors.

It's like "Alice in Wonderland".

That has to be the theme of this season,

"Alice in Wonderland".

It has to be.

So can we do names again?

Yeah.

I think we all need to do names.

I'm Amber.

I'm a c*ck waitress.

I'm , and I'm from Las Vegas, Nevada.

I'm Carol.

I'm , so I'm guessing I'm the youngest.

And I'm still a student.

I'll be a senior next year at the University of Kansas.

All right.

Next?

I'm Daniele.

I'm also .

I told everyone that I was .

I have less than two months till my st birthday.

I just didn't want to be, like, the one

person who was under age.

And I'm from Orange County.

The women in the house are really hot.

But the choice between meeting girls and to play the game,

I'm here to win.

So I'm Jen.

So what do I do?

I don't even know what I do.

I do too many things.

OK, I'm like the fun nanny.

It's for awesome kids.

They're and .

And then I'm an estate manager for an estate in Beverly Hills.

It's really fun.

Jen's definitely hot.

She's definitely got a kicking body.

The body's definitely there.

And I also, of course, since I live in LA,

I do modeling and acting and hosting, as always.

Everyone does.

I find Jen very annoying just simply--

I just don't feel like she's a person of substance because

of her enormous, giant boobs.

How old are you, Jen?

Oh, I'm .

I'm Kail, and I'm a real estate agent.

Back home, half the town works for me.

I did not want to tell them that I was a multi-business owner

because if I am fortunate and blessed to make it

to the final two, they will say, oh,

she already has enough money.

And I'm just shy of .

Wow.

Do you have any children?

I do.

I have three teenagers.

Oh! Wow.

Yep.

Speaking of children, I have a little girl.

Oh, cool.

I plan to win this game for my daughter

because she's my inspiration.

I'm Eric.

I'm , even though I don't look a day over .

And I'm from New York.

I'm an assistant in advertising/marketing

sort of office.

Oh!

Is that really all that exciting?

Like, I make photocopies and like file things.

It's not that exciting.

I'm Joe, and I'm from Chicago, Illinois.

For my job, I'm a receptionist at children's hair salon.

I got to dress up as Corduroy Bear one year.

It was so much fun.

I would never want my kids to come to me

and tell me that they chose a g*y lifestyle.

I would probably be very heartbroken.

My name's Mike, and I'm a painting contractor.

All right.

I am Nick.

I am , and I'm from Minnesota.

Oh, don't cha know.

You betcha.

Hands down, Nick is the most gorgeous.

Are you kidding me?

He has got great hair.

He's a phys ed person, so he really cares about his body.

I'm Zach.

I'm a graphic designer.

I do web design.

I am Jameka and I am .

I am not used to being around all of these white people.

I definitely felt out of my element.

And I'm from Maryland.

OK.

Come on.

We got to stand.

"Big Brother ".

Let's do it up good. Craziest summer yet.

- Hell yeah. - Let's do it.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

The Houseguests are settling in and starting

to feel at ease in the house.

But they wouldn't be so comfortable

if they knew that there are three other people in the house

right at this moment.

But where are they?

And who are they?

More on that in a few moments.

And later, another surprise twist.

Dr. Will may have been the puppet master in seasons pass,

but on "Big Brother ," you will be pulling the strings.

We'll tell you how when we return.

Welcome back to "Big Brother ".

Houseguests have just moved in,

but they were not the first to enter the "Big Brother" house.

Earlier today, three other Houseguests moved in and have

been secretly living upstairs.

But who are these people?

Let's find out right now.

Hello, Houseguests.

Dustin, Jessica, d*ck.

I'm sure you're wondering why there are only three

of you in the "Big Brother" house.

Just assuming that something's--

- Big time. - --going on.

Well, you're right.

You're not alone.

There are Houseguests downstairs, and not all of them

are strangers to you.

Oh.

JULIE: Each of you will be spending the summer

with someone from your past.

Yes.

It could be an enemy or a rival or someone you

have unfinished business with.

In short, the last person you'd ever want to see

in the "Big Brother" house.

The good news is the other Houseguests

have no idea that you are in the house,

and you're going to be able to watch their every move.

And they won't be able to see you.

I'll leave you now to find out with who

you'll be spending the summer.

I don't see anyone.

It's my ex.

He's wearing my shirt, and I'm wearing his shirt.

He's very manipulative.

Really?

Yeah.

And he has gigantic n*pples.

Oh my god!

That's mine.

Who is she?

Rivals from high school big time.

Oh, there's my daughter.

My daughter that hasn't talked to me in two years.

Oh god.

I'm sorry.

I could give a [muted] because how it goes is how it goes.

And I can't change anything with her.

But how are you going to feel about seeing--

Taking her out?

Oh!

Oh, that didn't even cross my mind.

I just meant like talking to her again after--

No, I have no pro--

honestly, I sent her emails all the time.

OK.

She just ignores me.

So it's a matter of her not talking to me.

I think you look so much like Anna Nicole Smith.

And I think she's beautiful and gorgeous and wonderful.

I'm all, before the weight loss or after?

I'm just kidding.

A

Look how cute she is.

Maybe this will be good for you guys.

- Maybe. - Maybe.

Maybe not.

Maybe it'll be good for all of us.

Not.

I think it's gonna be a make-or-break thing.

The beef between Joe and I is bad.

It's--

Oh, is it bad?

--bad.

Not like fighting-- fist fighting?

No.

Wow, there was a long hesitation.

Yeah.

I mean, there was some shoving, some pushing.

Oh really?

Yeah.

And he slept with my friend.

Aw.

How do you think he's gonna react?

He's gonna smile some smirky, sociopathic smile, like this.

Like, oh hello!

OK, I have a question.

Does anybody have any pet peeves?

Straight people.

Just kidding.

I'm sure we all have some.

So you guys haven't spoken in three years?

No, she owed me $ one time.

$?

Well, you know--

No wonder.

When you're , $, you know.

But you can't stand her?

I cannot stand her.

We're from the same small town.

She talked a lot of smack and I'm just not--

I wasn't really into that.

See, I just don't know what to expect from Carol because--

Well, I mean, you guys haven't spoken in three years.

Exactly.

And your biggest petty argument was $, so--

No, no, no, no.

I mean, high school's high school, but--

you know girls in high school.

They're catty b*tches.

And we were at each other, and so we

just went our separate ways.

Is that a-- is that a ring?

Is she engaged?

That's her right hand.

I was gonna say, because she is not loyal.

Come on!

I'm sorry.

Lose the beef.

Me lose the beef?

I want that $!

I do.

Yeah.

Hello, Houseguests.

Oh, hey, Julie.

So how are you enjoying the house so far?

Love it.

It's beautiful.

JULIE: You may think the of you

are the only ones in the house.

But in fact, there is another group in the house with you

right now.

Are you kidding me?

That's who we heard.

JULIE: And they have been watching your every move.

He got like, those b*stards!

Oh, and by the way, your first Head of Household competition

will be happening shortly.

It's going to be a fun one.

Can we leave?

Can we go search?

Ex-roommate?

And they're watching us?

They're up there in the other household.

They're totally upstairs.

That's why we couldn't go upstairs.

I thought it was unusual to have people spying on you.

And we didn't know what role they

were gonna play in the game.

I guarantee there's a whole other set of people

and they're older.

I guarantee you.

No, I think it's gonna be something creepy.

Something crazy's gonna happen.

I've heard people saying who they possibly

think it could be, but I honestly

have no idea who it could be.

I don't know if I like this position up here.

Hey, at least it's us seeing them.

We know what we're walking into.

They don't know yet.

Maybe it's just Jesus watching us.

Oh please.

You wanna go fishing, Joe?

I love his jean shorts.

I was gonna say, that's pretty sweet.

I'm loving it.

I'm loving it.

That's my shirt!

This a*s [muted] is ruining my life!

Welcome back to "Big Brother ".

It's time for the first Head of Household competition.

Free from the threat of eviction,

the HoH is awarded special privileges, including

their very own private room.

But with these perks comes the ultimate responsibility.

The Head of Household must nominate

two housemates for eviction.

Only the Houseguests downstairs will be competing.

Who will be the first HoH on "Big Brother "?

Let's find out.

Wow.

That's beautiful.

Wow.

I figure they would've yelled at us if it was dangerous.

Are we meeting by the pool?

Green mushrooms.

It's huge!

Oh, this is cool.

Houseguests, the power is up for grabs.

It's time for the first Head of Household competition.

When I get the go-ahead, you will

have seconds to choose a partner

and stand in front of a mushroom.

The person who cannot find a partner will

not be eligible to compete.

Choose your partners now.

Get over here.

When we split up into teams, I basically manhandled Joe.

I grabbed him and said, you!

You with me.

All right, let's grab a mushroom.

That's right.

Aw, poor Nick.

But that means he's HoH.

This poor b*stard over here.

I'm all alone.

Nick, I'm sorry but you will not be participating

in this competition.

Please take a seat on the log.

The partnering up didn't go down so well for me,

but it was good in the sense that I didn't

want to win the first Head of Household competition

because I kind of wanted to lay low

and mingle with everybody the first week

and really get to know them.

JULIE: Tonight's game is called Mushroom Madness.

I don't care, either.

JULIE: Houseguests seated on the stumps,

you will be asked a series of true or false questions

about your housemates.

Every incorrect answer will cause your partner's mushroom

to spin faster and faster.

The team who stays on their mushroom

longest wins the competition.

And one of you will become the first Head of Household.

Oh no.

I need everyone to kneel on their mushrooms.

We're going to start those mushrooms spinning.

I had every intention from start to finish

to throw the competition.

JULIE: Here's the first question.

True or false, at least five of you

have admitted to having cosmetic surgery.

True.

JULIE: The correct answer is false.

Only two admitted to cosmetic surgery.

I figured there was a few boob jobs.

Really?

JULIE: I'm sorry, Amber.

Carol's mushroom is going to start spinning faster.

No, I hate this.

Yay, Amber!

JULIE: True or false, more than half of you

said you would give up your best friendship for $,.

Answers, please.

The correct answer is false.

This Amber girl, she--

She hates her partner.

JULIE: Four of you said you would

give up your best friendship.

I was one of them.

It would take a really, really strong person to turn

away a half a million dollars.

JULIE: Carol and Joe, both of you

are going to spin even faster.

As I spun around on that mushroom, my knees hurt.

My ankles hurt.

I don't sit like that.

I'm not incredibly flexible in my nether regions.

JULIE: True or false, more than two of you

said you would not give up your seat

to a pregnant lady on the bus.

The correct answer is false.

I started going out of my way to try

and get the questions wrong, and I was getting them right.

Only one of you admitted that you would keep your seat.

Everyone got it right.

Jen, you're the only one who got it wrong.

Zach, you're about to spin faster.

True or false, more than three of you

have admitted that you are members of the mile high club.

The correct answer is false.

I'm sorry, Jameka.

You got it wrong.

Joe, you're going to spin faster.

Only one of you claimed to have a membership card.

Oh no.

What was-- what was that?

There was corn in that.

Ew!

Ew.

True or false, more than half of you said they

would have no problem starting a malicious rumor about someone.

The correct answer is true.

Amber, Eric, and Jen, you all got it wrong.

Carol, Kail, and Zach, you're about to spin faster.

I didn't think half the people would have done that.

That's a lot faster.

Oh my god.

OK, I'm falling. I'm falling.

She's falling.

She's falling.

Oh my god. OK.

No, I'm done.

I'm done.

JULIE: And Carol's down.

Carol, you and Amber are eliminated

from this competition.

Whatever.

That was not a slip off.

This is your enemy, right?

That's why you're talking [muted]??

Yeah.

I didn't want to be the first one out.

Zach, you and Jen are eliminated

from this competition.

I definitely think that it was hard

for Zach to sit on the mushroom since he's like ' ".

Obvious from the start that this might be a problem.

There are no more questions, but your mushrooms

will continue to spin faster.

This now becomes a battle of endurance.

All right, Joe.

JULIE: Good luck.

Oh my god.

[inaudible]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

That would've given me like a heart attack.

Oh man.

You got this, Joe.

You're good.

Joe, you're like a champ up there.

He is.

He's a pro.

Uh-oh.

Hang on, Mike.

Oh, oh!

Hang on, Mike.

You got it.

JULIE: And Mike is down.

Mike and Daniele, the two of you are eliminated

from this competition.

Yes!

JULIE: Please join the others on the log.

Good - Job, Mike.

My legs fell asleep.

JULIE: And Kail, Eric, Jameka, and Joe are left.

Man, Joe wants that HoH.

I did not want Joe to win the Head of Household competition.

I can't trust him as far as I can throw him.

And probably for the same reasons,

he shouldn't trust me, either.

Welcome back to "Big Brother ".

The first Head of Household competition of the summer

is underway.

Let's see which team comes out on top.

Kail, Eric, Jameka, and Joe are left.

Man, Joe wants that HoH.

I mean, it is for $,, hello.

Come on, guys.

Hang in there.

Oh.

Cranking it up.

Uh-oh.

They're gonna go into warp speed.

JULIE: Oh, and Joe is down.

When Joe fell off the mushroom, I was kind of happy.

He just kind of laid there on the grass

and made a big deal out of himself, trying

to be the center of attention.

JULIE: You and Jameka have been eliminated,

making Kail and Eric the winners of this HoH competition.

Good job, guys.

Go, mama.

There is no way in hell I wanted

to be one of the last two people standing there.

I don't want to go anywhere near a Head of Household.

Your legs are giving way.

I can't. I can't.

Your knees are k*lling you?

My legs are weak.

Kail and Eric, congratulations on being

the last team standing.

Now, only one of you, however, can be the Head of Household.

As you know, there is another group of Houseguests

currently hiding in the house.

Everybody take a bow [inaudible]..

JULIE: Now, I have another piece of information

about these Houseguests.

Because they were isolated from the rest of you

and were not allowed to compete for Head of Household,

they are safe from eviction for this week only.

Yeah!

Yeah!

JULIE: But they are not totally without a voice tonight.

They have been watching you and your faith is in their hands.

They will decide which of you becomes Head of Household.

They should give it to Kail.

Honestly, if they're watching now, give it to Kail.

She spun on the thing.

I was desperately trying to deflect this off of me.

Give it to her.

She deserves it.

Who didn't get out of the seat for a pregnant lady?

Was it one of you?

That would be me because I've been pregnant three times,

and no one ever gave up their seat for me.

So would you?

So I'm like, no.

It was the one person that's been pregnant three times.

I love it.

Giving it to the child-bearer is the right thing to do.

I feel scared that people are gonna like jump out at us.

OK, Houseguests.

Yeah.

JULIE: The power is in your hands.

Oh, very nice.

You must choose the first Head of Household.

Yeah.

We're gonna pick Kail just because--

She did the work.

She did all the work. She did a great job.

Yeah.

She got shot in the face with all that stuff.

Right on.

It's Kail.

Thank you, Houseguests.

I will let your Houseguests know what you've decided.

Right on.

Thank you.

Congratulations, Kail, you are the first Head of Household

of "Big Brother ".

I'm the first Head of Household of "Big Brother ".

But now it's gonna be really stressful because it's

very hard to pick from the original

because I like everybody.

Yeah, and well earned.

And we really don't care who you nominate 'cause ain't us.

When we heard the three people upstairs were

safe from eviction, I was kind of a little bit

disappointed because all of the sudden,

we were at more of a disadvantage

of being voted out.

That just scared me. I'm like, ah!

I don't feel comfortable with Kail

being the Head of Household.

I really don't know who she's gonna put up.

I definitely feel threatened by it.

I came in here not trusting anybody, and I still don't.

I don't know who's working together

or who's doing what, so not sure yet.

Welcome back to "Big Brother ".

Three Houseguests are upstairs watching

their housemates' every move.

It's time to bring these two groups together.

Hi, Julie.

Hello again, Houseguests.

Now, I'm sure you've been wondering

about the housemates that have been

watching you from upstairs.

Well, it's time to find out who they are.

You've been warned to expect the unexpected.

This summer on "Big Brother," some of you

will be sleeping with your enemy.

Literally.

Aye Aye-yi-yi.

JULIE: That's because when your three

new housemates walk down the stairs, some of you

will see a familiar face.

Those who do will be confronted with a person from the past.

It could be a rival, an ex, or simply

the last person you'd ever want to be locked in the house with.

For those of you about to be reunited with your past,

will you let your personal history hinder your gameplay?

Or can you use it to help your strategy?

How it plays out is up to you.

Your other housemates will join you shortly.

Oh.

Oh my god.

So who has an enemy?

Who thinks it's their enemy?

I do.

And I think I know exactly who it is.

This is gonna be my ex-boyfriend, Dustin.

I don't freaking trust this man.

Here's my quick -second story.

Somehow, I immaculately conceived gonorrhea.

What!

Oh my god!

It was negative, you [muted].

I don't know from where. Somehow.

I didn't cheat.

I didn't get it.

But somehow, I had gonorrhea.

My boyfriend swears he didn't cheat.

Swears he didn't cheat.

To this day, he swears he did not cheat.

Is he forgetting that you're watching?

Oh.

Oh my god, way to air your dirty laundry.

I mean, first night in the house and you're

dropping gonorrhea not only about Dustin,

but about yourself?

I was completely grossed out.

I destroyed his entire life.

I went through and annihilated all of his friendships.

I've done [muted] horrible things to this guy.

Whew.

I am--

You are heated.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Joe will not be pleasant to be around if that rival is here.

And I'm just sitting here thinking,

all hell's gonna break loose.

OK, so who else thinks they have one?

Who else thinks it's their enemy?

I'm really scared that someone's gonna come into this

house that knows me and blow my whole cover

that I'm a multi-business owner and not

just a real estate agent.

I'm only .

I don't really have a history.

I really don't think it would be one of my rivals.

I have like one from seventh grade.

Who's your enemy?

It would be an ex-roommate.

A guy or girl?

Girl.

Girl, you've been talking about the roommate.

I hope that I do not have a rival

entering into this "Big Brother " house.

Daniele is not saying a word.

Daniele's just locking her lips.

I think that my dad is going to be coming in.

We don't get along very well.

But I haven't told anybody that I'm

pretty sure that's who it is yet because I

don't want anybody to know.

Everybody Everybody, seriously.

Everybody, let's, please, the first original , if any of us

win HoH in the next few weeks, let's

get these people out of here.

Original , you guys.

Screw anyone upstairs.

Whatever you do--

simple advice-- don't let this [muted] your game up.

Yeah.

No.

I already-- no.

It's not worth it, man.

HouseGuests, the time has come to say

hello to your new HouseMates.

Hello?

I'm freaking out.

Oh, they're coming down the stairs.

Oh my god.

I'm Jessica.

Hi.

We've been wanting to come out and play.

Hello, Daniele.

What's the story, morning glory?

Daniele's my daughter.

Oh!

And Daniele hasn't talked to me in two years.

Oh.

It's nice to meet you.

I'm d*ck.

I go by Evel d*ck.

Uh-oh.

[muted] Dustin.

Hi, guys.

I'm Dustin.

Jameka, nice to meet you.

No.

Stop.

Hi Daniele, nice to meet you.

It definitely turned into a somber mood because Joe

is kind of the happy-go-lucky guy,

and now he's kind of disturbed.

I don't like this.

I want, as soon as possible, to have him removed.

Ugh.

Like, agh.

You guys been here for a while?

Jameka, come on.

No, I'm fine.

Sorry.

Huggy, huggy.

That's got to be hard.

It's just-- it's hard when I know

he's gonna come in here and try to make my life miserable.

But he won't be here long.

This is gonna be a crazy and interesting summer.

Welcome back to "Big Brother ".

Do you ever find yourself shouting

at your favorite houseguests on the TV screen

because you know they're about to make a fatal mistake?

If so, we have a twist just for you

because for the first time in "Big Brother" history, you,

America, will be in the house.

One of our houseguests is called America's Player.

This person will follow your instructions

throughout the game, everything from who

to get out of the house to who to make out with in the house.

It's time to meet America's Player.

So it looks like I'm gonna be America's Player.

Welcome to reality TV's first alliance of million.

I couldn't be more excited.

We're going to pull off reality TV history.

And we're gonna win this thing.

I'm gonna do this for the online bloggers,

the live feed watchers, and everyone

sitting on their couch who are saying, what a bunch of idiots.

You guys are in full control of my destiny in this house.

You're gonna be able to tell me who to vote for,

who to target for nomination.

Your wish is my command.

I'm here to give you guys what you want.

I hope America realizes this is a chance

for us to be the stars of this show

and send everybody else packing.

If I lose to you, this will be the most

demeaning moment of my life.

I am the quintessential "Big Brother" player.

I got the brains.

I got the cutthroat skills.

We're gonna have some fun.

We're gonna bring it home, America.

Eric!

Woo!

Now that you know the identity of America's Player,

here's how it will work.

You'll be giving directions to Eric every episode

this summer starting this Sunday via text message or online

at cbs.com.

You give the directions and Eric must follow them.

And he should obey you because, for every five tasks

he completes, he will earn $,.

Will you be able to lead Eric to the end

of the game and the half million dollar grand prize?

This summer, the power is in your hands, America.

And this is just the beginning of an exciting summer.

NARRATOR: The fun's just getting started

in the "Big Brother" house.

Will enemies bury the hatchet?

I'll help you if you help me.

NARRATOR: Or fight to the finish?

Please get the [muted] out of my face.

Do I need to make myself any clearer, Dustin?

NARRATOR: There are plenty of surprises ahead.

Oh my goodness.

NARRATOR: Tune in Sunday at : for your first chance

to control America's Player.

Let's hope for all of us that we all can settle

in for a long stay, you know?

NARRATOR: Plus, find out how the enemies

twist affects the nominations.

It's horrible.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

NARRATOR: Then, next Tuesday at :,

will the Golden Power of Veto save one of the nominees

from the chopping block?

I know he's gonna come in here and try

to make my life miserable.

NARRATOR: And we're back next Thursday at : for "Big

Brother's" first live eviction.

To the end.

This is it.

Handshake.

NARRATOR: The summer of fun's just getting

started on "Big Brother ".

Go!

Yeah!

Now you can see "Big Brother" like never before.

Get an uncensored look on "Big Brother After Dark,"

airing live each night from midnight to : AM

on Showtime .

You can continue to follow the Houseguests' every move

by logging on to cbs.com and subscribing to

the live -hour internet feed.

And coming up next, a special episode of "Pirate Master".

For now, let's eavesdrop on the Houseguests.

From outside the "Big Brother" house, I'm Julie Chen.

Good night.

We went through this thing where we didn't

talk for like five years.

And then we started talking again.

And then when we have gotten along and talked,

he's been more of a friend, and he's a mean friend.

And I have enough friends where I don't need a mean friend.

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